James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,810 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,850
Found the person who was forced to do the Truffle Shuffle as a kid.
To be honest, even as a child I hated Spielberg's emotional pornography and rejected it. So, while goobers like you were sitting there watching E.T. and other crap I was the kid watching Friday the 13th movies and cheering on the tits & gore.
 
To be honest, even as a child I hated Spielberg's emotional pornography and rejected it. So, while goobers like you were sitting there watching E.T. and other crap I was the kid watching Friday the 13th movies and cheering on the tits & gore.
That's cool and all but I also watched Friday the 13th and other movies that my parents definitely would've objected to at that age. 🍸

Also ET is kind of overrated.
 
We need new definitions. James isn't a lolcow, he's a lolcoconut. There's some milk to be had but you're only going to get so much out of it.
Not all cows are built for milk, some of them have beef. You can't squeeze the material at your will, however you can still dissect and cut open the cow and find something valuable. My point is that he's a beef lolcow rather than a milk lolcow, you can't prod him and get milk out, you can't troll him or make him mad enough to give you milk. But you can still look into his retardation and find something just as nutritious for the average kiwi autist diet. I don't fucking know, I just ate meat and I enjoyed it.
 
I really regret starting this debate over whether James is a lolcow or not.
Well, the debate just pops up from time to time because he's not a screaming lunatic with a chip on his shoulder like most lolcows. James is a strange, stubborn, autistic person with peculiar priorities, but he doesn't really make enemies on his own. He is one of the only lolcows I would feel comfortable about allowing into my home if his car broke down outside. I could even leave him alone for a minute. I doubt he'd steal anything, or get offended by something. He'd probably just take one of my cat's toys that looks like a little doll and bend its knees and make farting sounds to make himself laugh.
 
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That's cool and all but I also watched Friday the 13th and other movies that my parents definitely would've objected to at that age. 🍸

Also ET is kind of overrated.
My father showed me Terminator 2 when I was like 6 and had to explain to me what nuclear bombs were because of that playground scene and I was too scared to go outside for like a week lol
 
I think most of the discourse of James comes from former fans wanting to see the videos improve or have the quality that they used to see from James compared to the slop that happened after the Slobs came into the picture. Instead of James ruining his life.
IMO people are annoyed/butthurt about AVGN because this completely sums up AVGN in 2024;


His content isnt anywhere near what it used to be(not his fault there, no way youtube would allow that nowadays) yet it hasnt expanded or evolved into being anything more. Its now a very G rated version of what people initially grew to like him for.
 
I would say it's still partially his fault to a degree. Relying solely on YouTube ad revenue and sponsors when the former is extremely flimsy, and the latter while a nice bag, does bring down the video to a degree. He had plenty of time to set up alternate revenue streams, I bet had Cinemassacre hopped on Patreon in its infancy it would've done quite solid, where they wouldn't need to sterilize the videos.
 
Mike matei will be happily enjoying retirement long before we see James retire. If anything, we find out Mike is the real father of James' kids long before James thinks of retiring. Retirement takes maturity.
Saying retirement takes maturity just after saying Mike will retire first is a take for sure. Mike's the actual lolcow here, James is just an autist phoning in a job for a big paycheck.
 
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