James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,811 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,851
All these old men deciding now in life to start a band.

Mark Bussler of Classic Game Room has returned rather recently and essentially turned CGR into an ad for his dull ass uninspired synth band Omega Ronin or something (I'll give Jimbo this, playing the guitar takes a bit more effort than holding down chords on a keyboard to a generic techno beat).

Wound up unsubscribing from him yet again after he began to spam his music and clogged up my update feed.
 
All these old men deciding now in life to start a band.

Mark Bussler of Classic Game Room has returned rather recently and essentially turned CGR into an ad for his dull ass uninspired synth band Omega Ronin or something
That's really sad. I used to watch CGR and undertow all the time back in the day, he could turn a crappy sega game gear into a fun and lighthearted video. Mark went from talking about video games to sharpies and now to this!? Shame that the first guy to make video based video game reviews has turned into this. isn't his family rich or something? Why keep going when you're 50 or something?
 
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That's really sad. I used to watch CGR and undertow all the time back in the day, he could turn a crappy sega game gear into a fun and lighthearted video. Mark went from talking about video games to sharpies and now to this!?
It's a damn shame. When he returned I figured he became comfortable with himself and was doing reviews again out of passion at least but it seems more like a plug for his music.

You can tell he's more cynical now. There was something particularly cringe inducing during one of the Q&As in a review where he had to play up the old boomer jokes about Robocop and you can sense he was tired of it.

isn't his family rich or something?
From my understanding he is a trust fund baby but he also did professional documentaries and historical books himself so I imagine there's some royalties going on.

Supposedly his publishing company is/was doing well. Can't say his comics are too good; guy started drawing again in his early/mid 40s and it shows, plus the writing is kind of bad.

He's a lot like James in that Mark is set in his ways and doesn't know or want to adapt to the times.

Listening to some interviews with Derrick, who doesn't hold any ill will towards Mark, Mark would run the company like it was old media with a board of directors and everything.

Despite Derrick knowing they should have downsized Mark was hell bent on keeping a giant warehouse with offices and buying that damn El Camino which I'm sure he had to sell off.
 
I'm surprised the album is still happening.
To be fair, making an album is easy if you know an audio engineer, they roughly work 60 to 200 an hour, but if you're famous like James, this could be great exposure, so work at a discount.
I'll give you a general cost breakdown to start from nothing to publish an album.

So depending on the included materials, a physical jewel case would only cost approx. $2 each.

Sure, there could be commission costs for any artwork and graphic design for the physical work.

Releasing it online through CDBaby currently only costs $10. Barcode is $30.

That's the cost if they aren't paying someone to mix and master it. The biggest expense for the entire process would be recording it *if the do it at a proper studio*

That could be variable depending on the charge per hour and how much time they dick around. There is a bit of an art form to practicing your songs before going to the studio to spend as little time in there as possible. When people say this is expensive to do, this is usually what they're talking about.

Copyrighting songs is only like, $35 each. Which it might actually be $35 for an album assuming you register multiple at once. That is to say, it might be a flat fee of $35 for an application that can have multiple songs on it, so to speak.

I think it hinges on if we want to argue that the sales of the physical goods is expensive. Like on one hand, if you get 1000 orders, that's 2000 dollars. But that's ignoring the profit
 
That's the cost if they aren't paying someone to mix and master it. The biggest expense for the entire process would be recording it *if the do it at a proper studio*
I'm willing to bet that their studio is some broom closet at Screen Wave HQ and it's Justin or one of the other fatties messing around in Audacity.
 
I'm willing to bet that their studio is some broom closet at Screen Wave HQ and it's Justin or one of the other fatties messing around in Audacity.
I recorded my first album in my friends bedroom with memory foam pillows for soundproofing. You don't need an expensive studio, but with James, it can really go either way.
 
I recorded my first album in my friends bedroom with memory foam pillows for soundproofing. You don't need an expensive studio, but with James, it can really go either way.
I know dudes who record in their bathrooms. I don't condemn that but I was trying to point out how half assed Screenwave is. Don't forget that James entrusted his book to them and there was practically zero editing done.
 
I know dudes who record in their bathrooms. I don't condemn that but I was trying to point out how half assed Screenwave is. Don't forget that James entrusted his book to them and there was practically zero editing done.
I wasn't trying to argue with you, I was trying to validate your point. The issue is James is genuinely a sperg, he can go either way in wanting this to be serious and put a shit ton of money into it because it's a real band and whatnot, or they can just half ass it.
 
Someone on the Reddit posted highlights of an interview a Rex Viper member did:
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At 2:43 he mentions that James is constantly working on many projects, and at the end he acknowledges the Rex Viper criticism.
Rex Viper was a covid thing and it should've remained a covid thing. (@4:00 it's mentioned.) It's kinda of annoying to hear that James wants to do insane effects and editing for this side project most people aren't to fond of. Bald man mentions that during the making of Hearts on Fire music video, which took place during covid, James was throwing fake snow onto him for the music video. The same James that was so deathly afraid of covid that he couldn't have anyone place a onion in his mouth for a AVGN Shrek review. (Shrek came out Mar 2021 and the HoF music video came out Jul 2021 iirc.) The dad band may draw crowds because of whatever event is taking place but it doesn't/won't make any money. Bald man, I'm glad you're happy to perform and don't care about the haters but damn, it's sad that James' passion isn't movies anymore but this gay cover band.
 
Why doesn't he just get hair plugs?
I dont think he cares enough to go through that hassle. I mean....he dont seem shy about his balding head. So i have a feeling we discussing it bothers more about it than him. At this point it does not really matter, the character AVGN is dead and he lacks passion about it overall...if he dont give a shit about the character generally i dont think he gives a shit if the character gets bald either.

So...he dont give a shit thats why.
 
The lead guitarist is the one who also does all the mixing
The retard who doesn't know that you can restring a guitar if you're left-handed? (left hander speaking, my second guitar was right-handed and spent a good 2 months relearning everything until I broke a string and the guy at the guitar store said Hendrix just restringed his guitar so he could play normally. Almost quit because of it.)
 
Rex Viper was a covid thing and it should've remained a covid thing. (@4:00 it's mentioned.) It's kinda of annoying to hear that James wants to do insane effects and editing for this side project most people aren't to fond of. Bald man mentions that during the making of Hearts on Fire music video, which took place during covid, James was throwing fake snow onto him for the music video. The same James that was so deathly afraid of covid that he couldn't have anyone place a onion in his mouth for a AVGN Shrek review. (Shrek came out Mar 2021 and the HoF music video came out Jul 2021 iirc.) The dad band may draw crowds because of whatever event is taking place but it doesn't/won't make any money. Bald man, I'm glad you're happy to perform and don't care about the haters but damn, it's sad that James' passion isn't movies anymore but this gay cover band.
It's important that when you first start out, you need to work within your limits.
Music is half music half appearance, so you need an image, but they can't do the raw bad boy edge. They should just focus on being boomers and working with that, they're trying to hard with so little.
They lack stage presence, and even great bands can't get away with that.
 
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