James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Wraith]

If this 200th episode isn't a good retrospective with a dumb game added, and I mean GOOD by having Bootsy, Mike, Kyle Justin and hell even Kevin Finn and such showing up to look BACK AT THE PAST, then it's over for rolfe for me. What about them talking about their fun memories? About stuff they did. Fudge, this is going to suck worse than sw the last jedi, isn't it?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I should have bought a Board James Blu Ray just to spite Justin.

 

[Fat Tub of Lard]

It must really sting when you can't even get an advertising deal with the shitty beer you drink in almost every episode while your screechy autistic internet cousin gets a lofty disney deal, especially when even a year ago people considered you to be far superior.
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Read the Twitter handle, retard.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

I should have bought a Board James Blu Ray just to spite Justin.

I was pleasantly surprised at how good board james was. I still stand by that its James' magnum opus. And yet Ive never heard anyone talk about it irl when speaking about james.

 

[BrunoMattei]

It's hard to believe that for the past 3 months most of the content posted to the channel has been this absolute failure of a podcast.

 

[Suikafag]

I hope and pray Episode 200 isn’t about mobile games and him passing the role onto Justin Silverman or whatever

 

[cockaine]

I hope and pray Episode 200 isn’t about mobile games and him passing the role onto Justin Silverman or whatever

You're wrong, fuck you I hope it is where's your taste?

 

[Zilortha]

It's older than Sonic '06, and he covered that, so I guess technically it's not too old in that sense.

Here's a fun fact: there's about as much time between Castlevania II's US release and when he made that episode and Dead Rising's release and today.

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest came out in the US on December 1, 1988, and he made the original Nerd video about it on May 25, 2004. So there was almost 15 years and six months between those dates. Dead Rising came out on August 8, 2006. There's just over 15 years and three months between then and today. (Then if you look at something like Independence Day, there was only about 10 years between the game's release in 1997 and the episode in 2007.)

Holy shit I feel old suddenly.

Then the slobs have a png of Chris chan in the background without not even knowing what he did

Idk about the rest of them, but I know Tony follows a lot of stuff like that. He had a Mr. Metokur shirt on in a video, and he seems plugged into that part of the internet via the Dick Show adjacency. So who knows....

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It's older than Sonic '06, and he covered that, so I guess technically it's not too old in that sense.

Here's a fun fact: there's about as much time between Castlevania II's US release and when he made that episode and Dead Rising's release and today.

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest came out in the US on December 1, 1988, and he made the original Nerd video about it on May 25, 2004. So there was almost 15 years and six months between those dates. Dead Rising came out on August 8, 2006. There's just over 15 years and three months between then and today. (Then if you look at something like Independence Day, there was only about 10 years between the game's release in 1997 and the episode in 2007.)

AVGN actually commented on that in one episode earlier this year.

I hope and pray Episode 200 isn’t about mobile games and him passing the role onto Justin Silverman or whatever

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad, especially since by passing it to Justin it means you never have to worry about the Nerd or James ever again.

 

[Tepes Thot]

How cute; people joke that Rex Viper is James' middle life crisis but it's not so funny anymore.

The difference between a talent and a hack is that the second one's performance gets worse the more resources he has. The only film James would be a good fit to direct would be some silent black&white Universal Monster flick. He got half a million for his stupid AVGN movie and he was such a feebleminded clown he decided to shoot at the most expensive land on planet Earth, force actual movie theatres to release this cinemassacre instead of going DTV and permit his wife to meddle with his creative vision. He used to spend fan donations on renovating his house, so it's not a case of deliberate overspending to make fans happy.


What the actual fuck is his wife doing around the house? Eating ice cream before TV for 16h/day? Offering her lubed asshole to Monster Mike? Certainly not taking care of the house & kids. There's ton of work with babies but once they're capable of feeding and cleaning after themselves you're not stressed and underslept all the time anymore. The whole fucking point of marriage is, aside from political convenience, the splitting of roles to better support the maturing of kids so husband doesn't have to work 12+ hours 'a day and tend to everything else in the house in his spare time.

BTW. "maturing" tends to kill the funny bone in you sometimes, I guess Jim shooed away everyone because they've had it up their temples constantly hearing about kids, chores and excuses when Jimmy the Nerd couldn't be there for them yet another fucking time. Who'd like to be friends with such a balding, dad joke-spewing, stultifyingly boring, unfunny faggot who's going nowhere?

I’m glad somebody asked. Every time James acts like he’s running a 50 child foster home, I ask, “where is your wife?”. Two financially stable parents shouldn’t be struggling to split the responsibility like this.

Now, he could be pawning laziness and inefficiency on his family as an excuse (trash behavior if true), but if he’s not, my god is his home life a fail.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Guitar Hero games, where the nerd reviews Guitar Hero and he masters it instantly with all sorts of shitty CG graphics making it look like he aced Through the Fire and Flames on Expert on his first go, and then the devil comes out of the screen and pulls him and the rest of Rex Viper into the game world and then they have the cringiest over-the-top guitar battle where the Nerd shreds on his 8-string and wins and becomes the biggest rock star on the planet, and then James treats it like Rex Viper canon and ackshually Rex Viper is the continuation of the AVGN so he can claim the series isn't actually over, even though it obviously is

I'd rather have have a buffalo's rotten asshole do a diarrhea dump in my ear

 

[Wraith]

You know if james blolfe game cop really had something really passionate, I mean something he could be good at to end AVGN with, he legitimately could make the 200th episode like really classy in scale. As much as I don't like star trek and indiana jones (don't ask), blolfe could have an ending that's about 2-3 minutes long where it's like the ending to indiana jones and the last crusade, with him riding off into the sunset after calling Mike, Bootsy and Kyle and whoever to help him on the last game adventure. Or like what was it, star trek 5 or 6 with them sailing the stars or some such. Then he could just really put some effort into trying something new, something that has his passion. Something worth it. (Not rex pooper.)
But he doesn't have passion anymore, does he?
Should we send him a crate of passion fruit and a bunch of nudes from that chick from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties?

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I hope and pray Episode 200 isn’t about mobile games and him passing the role onto Justin Silverman or whatever

Mobile I really doubt it since James is a boomer. The spoiler is a theory, I think the channel will implode, causing screenwave to become cancer through the multichannel networks.

 

[deeman]

So he already kind of fucked up episode 200, since it will be three parts, but often when he's splitted episodes due to limitations of youtube he's counted them as separate videos, so it will, by his logic, episode 200, 201 and 202 i guess?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So he already kind of fucked up episode 200, since it will be three parts, but often when he's splitted episodes due to limitations of youtube he's counted them as separate videos, so it will, by his logic, episode 200, 201 and 202 i guess?

Probably because it's a shitload of games most likely, but bet this will come out in December since it could just be like his games marathon he did before that was in multiple parts

 

[Bob Loblaw Law Blog]

 

[Aquafag]

200 is gonna suck.

 

[Mr. Duck]

I expect another mess like the Vegas episode.

At least older "epic" episodes had effort put into them, now they are all just cheap greenscreen everywhere.

 

[deeman]

A Flashgames a'la Oneyplays Newground videos would've been cool. Or my old prediction about PC Engine. I'm actually curious now (not to be confused with hopefulness).

 

[TopCat]

Check out this dope cake James' wife baked bought from Wegmans to celebrate the 200th episode.