James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Pissmaster]

If you stop watching his videos he'll go away.

Yes, but then I'll miss when he puts out good ones like The Last Ninja. There's just not a lot to say about Hudson Hawk, I guess. The game looked pretty bog standard for a bad NES game. If I didn't know any better, I'd say he's running out of bad games to make fun of, but there's still plenty on the NES alone. I can name a few off the top of my head that'd give him plenty to work with: Muppet Adventures, Double Dare, and The Goonies II would all be worthwhile. Double Dare I guess would better fit in an episode all about game shows, though it's worth covering for the perplexing way they implemented movement on the obstacle course. You have to tap left and right on the D-pad to move forward, except for sections where you grab the flag, in which case you hold left and right respectively. It's perfect for the Nerd.

 

[FatMebius]

If you stop watching his videos he'll go away.

Eh. I liked that that review he did of The Last Ninja a while back. Felt like a return to form. This one still isn't the worst of the Screenwave era. It was just kinda meh.

I really do not understand why he doesn't just stick to writing the reviews. I'm not gonna shit on the dude for getting some help with elements of the production. But, like. He should be writing. Farm out the stuff like editing or lighting or setup or the grunt work. It's like he kept all the shit jobs for himself and then just let the slobs do the writing. It's so bizarre.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I could have done without the lame Shitpickle thing but maybe I've just gotten old.

 

[Zilortha]

I just can't get over his hairline

 

[seri0us]

I don't have the time to get over his hairline

 

[Kusanigga]

Jesus christ his hairline. he looks even more like senator Armstrong now.

 

[deeman]

I don't care about his receding hairline, i'm in the same situation, but the big question is, since he seems to be in a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" about that, when he uses a hairpiece people make fun of him, the same if he don't. Me thinks maybe he should acknowledge it and make it Nerd-lore, that he pulls his hair out or something.

 

[CyrusHowler]

I don't care about his receding hairline, i'm in the same situation, but the big question is, since he seems to be in a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" about that, when he uses a hairpiece people make fun of him, the same if he don't. Me thinks maybe he should acknowledge it and make it Nerd-lore, that he pulls his hair out or something.

I said a similar thing. That all the shitty games over the years has made his hair fall out.

 

[Pissmaster]

I don't care about his receding hairline, i'm in the same situation, but the big question is, since he seems to be in a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" about that, when he uses a hairpiece people make fun of him, the same if he don't. Me thinks maybe he should acknowledge it and make it Nerd-lore, that he pulls his hair out or something.

The general consensus seems to be that he should just shave all his hair off and embrace being bald. I'd think he'd look fine as a chrome dome

 

[CyrusHowler]

This episode actually felt like an old one where he spliced in the clips of the movie.

 

[Tuxedo_Zemus]

>women's clothes
>butterfly necklace
>arms free of any trace of hair
>pseudo fem voice
>hand mannerisms
>guyliner
>Five o'clock shadow

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That's a troon baby. He looks like a fatter Danny Havoc a la AFI.

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From this day forth Ryan shall be known as... Tranny Havoc

I knew it, I knew it, I FUCKING KNEW IT. From the very first moment I saw Ryan, I knew he was gonna troon. I bet Mike is laughing his 10 inch dick off right now.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I knew it, I knew it, I FUCKING KNEW IT. From the very first moment I saw Ryan, I knew he was gonna troon. I bet Mike is laughing his 10 inch dick off right now.

Mike openly said he's not going to be doing any more Let's Talk About Games shows with Ryan in the same video where Ryan is dressed like a fat clown woman.

So yeah he knows what's up and what's coming and wants nothing to do with it.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Almost unwatchable episode. Is this it? Is this the point where he finally has a dramatic fall off and can't recover?

2020 was the year of Big Ryan getting in shape. It's disheartening to see him fat again and trooning out.

 

[Tuxedo_Zemus]

Mike openly said he's not going to be doing any more Let's Talk About Games shows with Ryan in the same video where Ryan is dressed like a fat clown woman.

So yeah he knows what's up and what's coming and wants nothing to do with it.

Exactly what I would do. Be cordial about it so that I don't have to deal with the tranny army trying to fuck my career, but I would absolutely quit the show if one of the hosts trooned out.

I absolutely would not deal with it.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Exactly what I would do. Be cordial about it so that I don't have to deal with the tranny army trying to fuck my career, but I would absolutely quit the show if one of the hosts trooned out.

I absolutely would not deal with it.

The thing is Mike had him on his twitch stream the next night so he can't be that upset at Ryan for trooning out.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

The thing is Mike had him on his twitch stream the next night so he can't be that upset at Ryan for trooning out.

That's different, that's Mike on his own channel with Tranny Havoc as a guest. Give it time once more people catch on, the first wave of mean comments and he'll either stop having him or he'll just stop going until he launches his own rebranded troon channel.

 

[José Mourinho]

New episode peeps.

It's okay. Once again another one of the better modern AVGN episodes for like the 4th time, still not saying much however. The only thing I don't like is the Shit Pickle part when James should've just end the clip when Shit Pickle steals the bottle.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

It's okay. Once again another one of the better modern AVGN episodes for like the 4th time, still not saying much however. The only thing I don't like is the Shit Pickle part when James should've just end the clip when Shit Pickle steals the bottle.

Took the words right out of my mouth: I specifically came into this thread to say the whole video was mediocre-ish and that the Shit Pickle segment was pointless and derailed the plot.

 

[deeman]

Almost unwatchable episode. Is this it? Is this the point where he finally has a dramatic fall off and can't recover?

2020 was the year of Big Ryan getting in shape. It's disheartening to see him fat again and trooning out.

He has made 1 (ONE!) good episode this year. I guess this latest wasnt all that bad but nothing to wait for.

 

[CyrusHowler]

Almost unwatchable episode. Is this it? Is this the point where he finally has a dramatic fall off and can't recover?

James or Ryan? Cuz the AVGN episode was pretty good.