James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[demicolon]

Minecrap became funny thanks to AVGN going for even shittier jokes.

 

[Grog]

Minecrap became funny thanks to AVGN going for even shittier jokes.

This is just as bad or worse than Minecraft with Gadget.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Minecraft with Gadget and Elmo were funnier when Mike was trying to scrub them from the internet.

 

[Maradontia]

I like when food pickle talks thats when i think theshow was the most funny these are my favrite cartoons

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I'm Pickle Shit! Wubalubadubdub! I'm Pickle Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

 

[CyrusHowler]

Mike goes Uber Based on Mario Wonder.
https://youtu.be/RgN2LPO9wVI?si=fNxD4cax8_F_40Iy

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Mike goes Uber Based on Mario Wonder.
https://youtu.be/RgN2LPO9wVI?si=fNxD4cax8_F_40Iy

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"Sorry you can't handle my opinions"
*deletes criticism so hard it creates a new subreddit*
*spends years trying to scrub minecraft with gadget off the internet*

Whatever you say Mike Him getting triggered by that "Disney adult" comment and explaining why he isn't like those other Disney adults is the icing on the cake.

 

[Michael Bluth]

 

[CyrusHowler]

: “Another low effort video by James, god it’s so soulless, everything sucks. 5:40, he’s BAWLD, MUH KEEEEEEEDZ”

*deletes criticism so hard it creates a new subreddit*

Ah yes, I remember the good ol days when it was just a place to avoid Mike’s ban hammering.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Really bad video. First of all Simpsons is a very lazy pick, and the episode itself barely has any scary shit in it besides the opening. Second, the episode didn't even air on Halloween, which is bullshit after James went on a huge autism rant on the subject in the first episode.

 

[mlanguishi]

Really bad video. First of all Simpsons is a very lazy pick, and the episode itself barely has any scary shit in it besides the opening. Second, the episode didn't even air on Halloween, which is bullshit after James went on a huge autism rant on the subject in the first episode.

I guess this is back to Internet famous, or something's going on... I was going to post this too; all the moves have screwed the thread some. What a terrible pick. I can't imagine a weaker one from that era. Whoever wrote this for him forgot there were many aged Simpsons episodes, Lisa's Wedding and so many other scenes.

 

[Two Dollars]

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"Sorry you can't handle my opinions"
*deletes criticism so hard it creates a new subreddit*
*spends years trying to scrub minecraft with gadget off the internet*

Whatever you say Mike Him getting triggered by that "Disney adult" comment and explaining why he isn't like those other Disney adults is the icing on the cake.

Every* time he talks about a modern Nintendo game, it feels like some variation of “You know that new popular thing that everyone likes? Well I don’t like it because it’s bad and dumb “.

*unless it’s specifically pandering something he played on the NES/SNES like F-Zero 99

 

[Captain Gomez]

Every* time he talks about a modern Nintendo game, it feels like some variation of “You know that new popular thing that everyone likes? Well I don’t like it because it’s bad and dumb “.

*unless it’s specifically pandering something he played on the NES/SNES like F-Zero 99

It's definitely not just Nintendo shit, althought he seems particularly salty at modern Mario & Zelda.

For the first 2 months after Elden Ring came out people in chat would ask him if he was gonna play/stream it, every single time he would go on one of his autistic rants about how being interested in brand new games means you're brainwashed by marketing.

There's a Shadow of the Ninja remake coming next year, I wonder if he's gonna trash it for being new or praise it for (technically) pandering to his generation.

 

[CyrusHowler]

Every* time he talks about a modern Nintendo game, it feels like some variation of “You know that new popular thing that everyone likes? Well I don’t like it because it’s bad and dumb “.

every single time he would go on one of his autistic rants about how being interested in brand new games means you're brainwashed by marketing.

Sounds like most of the video game threads on this website to be honest.
New = Bad no matter what. Unless it’s boomer gamer boring looking bait like Baldur’s Gate 3.

 

[30+GameOvers]

This is just as bad or worse than Minecraft with Gadget.

Marge, who is this man and why is this lost Channel Awesome skit riffing on the innocent AVGN like this?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Does anyone else find the Bootsy worship on /r/thecinemassacretruth slightly confusing? I like the guy and he was in a few great videos but as someone who has followed Cinemassacre since 2006 Bootsy is not an important part of what I remember about the golden years of Cinemassacre. I just find it weird. When I think of the standout side people from the channel I think of Mike and Kyle Justin not Bootsy.

 

[Two Dollars]

Sounds like most of the video game threads on this website to be honest.
New = Bad no matter what. Unless it’s boomer gamer boring looking bait like Baldur’s Gate 3.

The Farms are pretty balanced regarding video games, at least compared to everything else I've used in recent years. Hating anything that isn't [obscure PC-centric boomer shooter/strategy] is more /v/'s territory.

 

[A-Stump]

This is just as bad or worse than Minecraft with Gadget.

That's actually really goddamn funny but for all the wrong reasons. This man, once an aspiring filmmaker, hasn't evolved since 2004. Almost 20 years and he hasn't changed a goddamn thing.

That's some shit you'd see out of a video from 2008. OK maybe a bit too fancy but in that vein. And it's really funny he just refuses to evolve in any shape or form.

 

[CyrusHowler]

Does anyone else find the Bootsy worship on /r/thecinemassacretruth slightly confusing? I like the guy and he was in a few great videos but as someone who has followed Cinemassacre since 2006 Bootsy is not an important part of what I remember about the golden years of Cinemassacre. I just find it weird. When I think of the standout side people from the channel I think of Mike and Kyle Justin not Bootsy.

It’s because it comes from an era of Anti Cinemassacre where Mike was the main villain to these people and they saw him as this martyr and victim when he’s a dickhead in real life from what I’ve seen of him.
Then Mike leaves and suddenly they all love him and blame the slobs and James when in reality, Mike was just sick of making videos and wanted to do his streaming since it was easier
(But James is the lazy one right?)

Now you actually have TCTards being nostalgic for THE SLOBS. Like they’re actually defending the slobs they ruthlessly mocked since 2017.

I’ve never seen a group do shit like this before where they dogpile a person/group and then pretend they liked them a lot when said person leaves the project.

That's some shit you'd see out of a video from 2008. OK maybe a bit too fancy but in that vein. And it's really funny he just refuses to evolve in any shape or form.

TBH that’s what I like about his content.

Hating anything that isn't [obscure PC-centric boomer shooter/strategy] is more /v/'s territory.

From what I’ve seen and interacted with, that’s how it is here too. I’ll take your word for it though.

 

[Grog]

Mike goes Uber Based on Mario Wonder.
https://youtu.be/RgN2LPO9wVI?si=fNxD4cax8_F_40Iy

That was a very /v/ video. It's not that he dislikes the game, it's that everyone else is retarded for liking it.

Mike does have a troubled past with elephant trunks, remember that DKC3 episode of J&MM where they couldn't get past an obstacle because they just wouldn't press a button to make the elephant suck up water.

 

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