James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
Why didn't the slobs take advantage of the amazon fallout series to have James read a review of one of the games?
A review of F1 made by James would be in line with his earthbound and Majoras videos
A video on the brotherhood game would have been fun
PC games are definitely out of James's wheelhouse. He doesn't even understand why people like using mice and keyboards to game.
 
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Why didn't the slobs take advantage of the amazon fallout series to have James read a review of one of the games?
A review of F1 made by James would be in line with his earthbound and Majoras videos
A video on the brotherhood game would have been fun
Because that would require putting effort into something given that it has to be released within a specific timeframe to capitalize on the publicity that the Amazon series is receiving. Something they are not going to do.

I remember several years ago back in 2018 people on his subreddit thought James should do a review of the two Spider-Man games on PS1 given that the Spider-Man game on the PS4 was greatly anticipated and was going to soon be released. He of course ended up doing nothing to tie-in into that anticipation for that game.
 
Because that would require putting effort into something given that it has to be released within a specific timeframe to capitalize on the publicity that the Amazon series is receiving. Something they are not going to do.
It should be noted it's not something they are going to do specifically because they're not being paid to do it.
 
Why didn't the slobs take advantage of the amazon fallout series to have James read a review of one of the games?
A review of F1 made by James would be in line with his earthbound and Majoras videos
A video on the brotherhood game would have been fun
The only reason who those reviews were "fun" to watch is because James clearly never played them back in the day. Although his autistic sperging at "A GUY TURNS HIMSELF INTO A DUNGEON AND YOU GO INSIDE HIM TO GET A SUBMARINE!!!! THIS GAME ISN'T NORMAL!!!!!" was pretty hard to sit thru.
 
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I wonder where the Horse Dick Head Anime Trash Prince mobile will fall in SuperAnthony's list. I find it hard that this will still rank higher than the Fear and Loathing parody episode.

This horse mobile shit may be legit be a new low for the series.

To be honest, even as a child I hated Spielberg's emotional pornography and rejected it. So, while goobers like you were sitting there watching E.T. and other crap I was the kid watching Friday the 13th movies and cheering on the tits & gore.

Meanwhile I was the "weirdo" kid that enjoyed both kinds of movies just fine.
 
I still haven’t watched it and I’m thinking I won’t watch it just like he didn’t watch Ghostbusters 2016.

That Skallagrim (or however you say his name) video really hit the nail on the head without being Truther crap. It’s just not the same anymore. Which sucks cuz the Jekyll and Hyde video was really good, and the Final Fantasy one wasn’t terrible either.
I understand he keeps doing it to put bread on the table but he’s gonna have to do something soon before the wheels fall off.
No time for it I guess.
 
To be honest, even as a child I hated Spielberg's emotional pornography and rejected it. So, while goobers like you were sitting there watching E.T. and other crap I was the kid watching Friday the 13th movies and cheering on the tits & gore.
Et is gay but this is cringe as fuck
 
The retard who doesn't know that you can restring a guitar if you're left-handed?
He's a retard, but not for that reason. Some people are able to play that way successfully. Dick Dale learnt to play that way and when he got a left-handed Stratocaster, he restrung it with the strings in the same order as an upside-down right-handed guitar:
Albert King did the same as Dick Dale on a left-handed Flying V (he originally played a right handed one upside-down):
Elizabeth Cotten played bass octaves with her fingers and the melody with her thumb:
Seal is not really a guitarist, but when he strums one he does it upside-down:
There are three ways for left-handers to play a guitar (upside-down, reversing the strings, or being left-handed but playing right-handed), and everybody has to choose the way that works best for themselves rather than being forced to fit a preconceived notion.

Anyway, the Rex Viper band members put their names and social media links in the description of this video (wouldn't archive for me for some reason). The bald(er than James) guy is a "pixel artist", and the upside-down guitarist has a YouTube channel with a long history of "bing bing wahoo but it's metal lolrandom!". Three out of the six of the band are called James.
 
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Some people are able to play that way successfully. Dick Dale learnt to play that way and when he got a left-handed Stratocaster, he restrung it with the strings in the same order as an upside-down right-handed guitar:

There are three ways for left-handers to play a guitar (upside-down, reversing the strings, or being left-handed but playing right-handed), and everybody has to choose the way that works best for themselves rather than being forced to fit a preconceived notion.
Most left-handed guitarists will play upside out of nessesity; those guitarists you mentioned played in a time where being left-handed was a strange anomily which could only be cured by playing right handed. When learning, most likely they were given no instruction and had to create a system which by the time they were able to procure a left-handed guitar it was too late to start all over so they continued to play upside down.

Taking today's environment, learning a guiar upside-down is a fool's errand unless you already know how to play it normally. With a countless list of tuning and string arrangements, I can't think of a single right-handed guitarist who plays upside down.
 
Something that still makes me laugh is Mike used his real name on the Loco bandito comics. He didn't even bother using a pseudonym just his full legal name lol for his comic where a Mexican shits in his own face will saying spics.

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He made those during the days of the Old Internet (RIP). It was a beautiful place and time with way edgier things than the Bandito being common place.

I really respect how Mike has never backed down from his crazy moments like when Loco Bandito was discovered or his infamous 10-incher incident. As @Bogs said, Mike is a loco bandito!
 
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