James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,809 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,849
The part about body shaming was 100% his teachers wife leftist insanity rubbing off on him.

Frames have nothing to do with eyesight. It's that those cheapass horn rims make him look like a balding pedofork.

It just doesn't fit, like Justin (har), or cum jokes, or that fucking hairline.

Two people rated me autistic for saying his wife's insanity was rubbing off on James. Fucking look at these photos and tell me you don't already know it's coming directly from her. The woman who coined the "Caucasian sausage fest" line. It's not some great mystery how James who never once in 20 years used the term "body shaming" just randomly dropped it in a video.

I would have fired the guy and made him persona non grata within all conservative political organizations. Hey, if they can fire you for saying nigger, appearing on gay porn should have consequences as well


Thats one of the sadder aspects of the woke craze sweeping the land. Rightwingers were delighted and Leftwingers were outraged at James coming out swinging as a proto Andrew Tate redpiller with the ghostbusters debacle. When in reality he was just expressing genuine confusion and distaste for an abomination ruining one of his childhood memories and never guessed or meant it to be political in anyway.

This poor innocent child is dead and gone. James has now seems to have been completely reprogrammed, memorized the sjw shit better than he knows games, and would probably kiss the movies ass today and bend the knee anyway they want. His wife was supposed to protect him from the outside world but instead it looks like he got brainwashed. Sucks what they do to these more vulnerable people like james.
 
What the fuck does James Rolfe have in common with Andrew Tate and gay porn?

His wife does support and protect him from the outside world. She was his backstage support/accountant since early AVGN and did her best to keep that disaster of a movie upright. She's basically his legal guardian.

The worst you could say about her is her opinions and shoehorning Cooper in, unless your argument is that AVGN always sucked?
 
Thats one of the sadder aspects of the woke craze sweeping the land. Rightwingers were delighted and Leftwingers were outraged at James coming out swinging as a proto Andrew Tate redpiller with the ghostbusters debacle. When in reality he was just expressing genuine confusion and distaste for an abomination ruining one of his childhood memories and never guessed or meant it to be political in anyway.
The reaction from twitter James got for simply saying "I am not going to see this I am not interested" was wild. People calling him a pathetic manbaby incel and a "reactionary". It really, really upset some lefties that he wasn't going to watch a shitty goyslop movie remake. Glad he held his ground and never backed down on that.
 
The reaction from twitter James got for simply saying "I am not going to see this I am not interested" was wild. People calling him a pathetic manbaby incel and a "reactionary". It really, really upset some lefties that he wasn't going to watch a shitty goyslop movie remake. Glad he held his ground and never backed down on that.
That fat guy with the dead wife was taking shots at James.
 
Surely that lamp was like rechargeable, right?

And the main reason they inputs are on the back is for aesthetics. Most people don't want to look at a PC with a bunch of cords sticking out the front.
No, the main reason is cost-cutting. Put all the ports on the backplane and it saves money on wiring/circuit traces and simplifies assembly.
 
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No, the main reason is cost-cutting. Put all the ports on the backplane and it saves money on wiring/circuit traces and simplifies assembly.
If they didn't care about aesthetics wouldn't it be just as easy to do that with the front?

I think James should retire
This. If he retired from making regular content, and only put out stuff he was genuinely passionate about, things would improve. Idk if he is still dependent on the income but he could make up for that by selling off all the nerd shit he's collected over the years. Best to do so now when he can make extra money off the provenance of it being owned by the AVGN, and while those old cartridges maybe still work, than to leave it for his kids to deal with after his death.
 
Nah, that would water down the impact. Why would the king of Youtube lower himself to notice peons like Ghostbusters 2016?
 
If they didn't care about aesthetics wouldn't it be just as easy to do that with the front?


This. If he retired from making regular content, and only put out stuff he was genuinely passionate about, things would improve. Idk if he is still dependent on the income but he could make up for that by selling off all the nerd shit he's collected over the years. Best to do so now when he can make extra money off the provenance of it being owned by the AVGN, and while those old cartridges maybe still work, than to leave it for his kids to deal with after his death.


Yeah I think he still needs the money. Which is funny since if he hadn't squandered countless chances to expand or make connections he could have become big enough to make Pewdiepie/MrBeast look like a lemonade stand as he came on to the scene during a time when there was almost no competition. I really think if he had played his cards right he might have had a shot to fulfill his dream and become part of Hollywood although as a star, which is what he really wanted anyway, rather than the director he envisioned. As it is maybe he can pivot toward becoming the Angry Hasbeen Rocker Band Nerd and release videos about old rock bands from the 90s -60s since thats what he seems to be passionate about these days. Although that might betray that he really doesn't know much about that subject either.
 
Iron Meat - Neighbor Nerds

Another edition of Neighbor Nerds. It's a boring episode honestly. Really makes you long for the days of James & Mike Mondays.
Fuck me these are boring, James needs Mike to bring up funny trivia and Zelda and shit instead of this walrus looking stoner cunt
Also I think Screenwave made this game
 
Fuck me these are boring, James needs Mike to bring up funny trivia and Zelda and shit instead of this walrus looking stoner cunt
I remember this guy coming around when I used to read the Truther sub on Sperggit Reddit and he was (still is, really) pretty likeable. The Truthers actually admitted that, so I imagine James Slobwave decided to parlay that little positivity into more AVGN nontent. I look forward to the next Danksy/FilmTrek cut of this at least. :)

Also I think Screenwave made this game
I only watched maybe five minutes in then started skipping ahead randomly but I would say it looks leagues above Slobwave quality...

tl;dr: Bimmy fucked the slobwave bus and now he has "neighbor nerds".
 
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Which is funny since if he hadn't squandered countless chances to expand or make connections he could have become big enough to make Pewdiepie/MrBeast look like a lemonade stand as he came on to the scene during a time when there was almost no competition.
You're delusional. Pewdiepie uploaded kid-and-advertiser friendly content every day no matter what, MrBeast cracked the algorithm and is a tax wizard, both earned millions per month. The best James could do is Amazon affiliate links which was estimated to cost him at most a million bucks per year. There was no competition but AVGN made zero money for the first few years, too.
 
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