James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,807 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 142 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 440 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,845
Nerd vs. Critic

2008

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2025

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Jame’s hairline has always been incredibly thin and weird looking. Seriously, go back and look at the videos circa 2008 and 2009. His hairline was beginning to betray him all of those years back. You just didn’t notice because the camera quality made it difficult to spot, and the content was actually good, so, even if apparent you probably wouldn’t care.

He needs to stop wearing that gay Mortal Kombat cap and just shave it all off. It could even be written in as lore appropriate. He spent all of those years stressing out over the shitty games that suck ass and finally managed to literally pull all of his hair out. He looks stupid, like that terminally unfunny retard from that SEGA Activator episode. I don’t think bald is beautiful or whatever, but you should play the hand you’ve got.
 
It's telling that he had a different more appropriate reaction back then. Now he's just doing the same face he does for everything.
Doug's also exaggerating his expression more in 2025. Incidentally, it was Silverman who took these photos. Even though he's not jiggling fatly in Rex Viper videos anymore, he's still attached to James at the hip.
 
Jame’s hairline has always been incredibly thin and weird looking. Seriously, go back and look at the videos circa 2008 and 2009. His hairline was beginning to betray him all of those years back. You just didn’t notice because the camera quality made it difficult to spot, and the content was actually good, so, even if apparent you probably wouldn’t care.

He needs to stop wearing that gay Mortal Kombat cap and just shave it all off. It could even be written in as lore appropriate. He spent all of those years stressing out over the shitty games that suck ass and finally managed to literally pull all of his hair out. He looks stupid, like that terminally unfunny retard from that SEGA Activator episode. I don’t think bald is beautiful or whatever, but you should play the hand you’ve got.
That would require creativity, a sense of humour and the propensity to give a shit, all of which Bimmy lacks these days.
 
Jame’s hairline has always been incredibly thin and weird looking. Seriously, go back and look at the videos circa 2008 and 2009. His hairline was beginning to betray him all of those years back. You just didn’t notice because the camera quality made it difficult to spot, and the content was actually good, so, even if apparent you probably wouldn’t care.

He needs to stop wearing that gay Mortal Kombat cap and just shave it all off. It could even be written in as lore appropriate. He spent all of those years stressing out over the shitty games that suck ass and finally managed to literally pull all of his hair out. He looks stupid, like that terminally unfunny retard from that SEGA Activator episode. I don’t think bald is beautiful or whatever, but you should play the hand you’ve got.
Where did the hair go
 
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