James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,809 63.5%

  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%

  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%

  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%

  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%

  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%
  • Total voters
    2,849
Nerd vs. Critic

2008

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2025

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Jame’s hairline has always been incredibly thin and weird looking. Seriously, go back and look at the videos circa 2008 and 2009. His hairline was beginning to betray him all of those years back. You just didn’t notice because the camera quality made it difficult to spot, and the content was actually good, so, even if apparent you probably wouldn’t care.

He needs to stop wearing that gay Mortal Kombat cap and just shave it all off. It could even be written in as lore appropriate. He spent all of those years stressing out over the shitty games that suck ass and finally managed to literally pull all of his hair out. He looks stupid, like that terminally unfunny retard from that SEGA Activator episode. I don’t think bald is beautiful or whatever, but you should play the hand you’ve got.
 
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Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo said:
It's telling that he had a different more appropriate reaction back then. Now he's just doing the same face he does for everything.
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Doug's also exaggerating his expression more in 2025. Incidentally, it was Silverman who took these photos. Even though he's not jiggling fatly in Rex Viper videos anymore, he's still attached to James at the hip.
 
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Looney Troons said:
Jame’s hairline has always been incredibly thin and weird looking. Seriously, go back and look at the videos circa 2008 and 2009. His hairline was beginning to betray him all of those years back. You just didn’t notice because the camera quality made it difficult to spot, and the content was actually good, so, even if apparent you probably wouldn’t care.

He needs to stop wearing that gay Mortal Kombat cap and just shave it all off. It could even be written in as lore appropriate. He spent all of those years stressing out over the shitty games that suck ass and finally managed to literally pull all of his hair out. He looks stupid, like that terminally unfunny retard from that SEGA Activator episode. I don’t think bald is beautiful or whatever, but you should play the hand you’ve got.
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That would require creativity, a sense of humour and the propensity to give a shit, all of which Bimmy lacks these days.
 
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Looney Troons said:
Jame’s hairline has always been incredibly thin and weird looking. Seriously, go back and look at the videos circa 2008 and 2009. His hairline was beginning to betray him all of those years back. You just didn’t notice because the camera quality made it difficult to spot, and the content was actually good, so, even if apparent you probably wouldn’t care.

He needs to stop wearing that gay Mortal Kombat cap and just shave it all off. It could even be written in as lore appropriate. He spent all of those years stressing out over the shitty games that suck ass and finally managed to literally pull all of his hair out. He looks stupid, like that terminally unfunny retard from that SEGA Activator episode. I don’t think bald is beautiful or whatever, but you should play the hand you’ve got.
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Where did the hair go
 
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Bear McReary is guest appearing on Best of the Worst and I was reminded he was in the AVGN movie was looking up his role in that, that's when I noticed that Sarah Gledening who played Mandi seems to have fucking killed her career with that movie.

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She used to be a regular on two TV series then did that movie and then just two more roles (Probably shot around the same time.) and then nothing!

Also imagine being "known for" that piece of shit movie:
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Rebecca "Burger" Heinemann. Got that nickname for disgusting his coworkers back during Bard's Tale I programming days where he would buy dollar store burgers in bulk and keep them in the computer desk drawer.
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I think the story I heard (from an interview with Bill himself) was that he would grab a few McDonalds burgers (dollar stores didn't even exist yet) and put them in his drawer for lunch then get wrapped up in coding until late at night and forget about them. Coworkers weren't "disgusted", they gave him the nickname in fun and he just went along with it.

I can't stand troons but Bill seems to keep it to himself and belongs in the Coding Hall of Fame for his work on Interplay games alone. Fucking WASTELAND, man!

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Where did the hair go
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Kyle Justin garnished it from James when he refused to pay him for the Ikari Warriors episode. (The moar you know!)

Since James Slobwave hasn't given us much slop to chew on recently, here is an actually good game review by someone else:
 
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innocent jogger said:
I think the story I heard (from an interview with Bill himself) was that he would grab a few McDonalds burgers (dollar stores didn't even exist yet) and put them in his drawer for lunch then get wrapped up in coding until late at night and forget about them. Coworkers weren't "disgusted", they gave him the nickname in fun and he just went along with it.

I can't stand troons but Bill seems to keep it to himself and belongs in the Coding Hall of Fame for his work on Interplay games alone. Fucking WASTELAND, man!


Kyle Justin garnished it from James when he refused to pay him for the Ikari Warriors episode. (The moar you know!)

Since James Slobwave hasn't given us much slop to chew on recently, here is an actually good game review by someone else:
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"Has Mario ever taught anything to you."
Yeah, he's taught us typing.
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