James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Samuel Fuller]

Same and my dad was a computer geek who would buy us PC games once in awhile as kids yet was still mostly anti game for the same reasons as your father

Remember this one though:

(at the mall) Youth Caesare: "Hey grandma. Can I have a few quarters to play the arcades?"

Caesare's Grandmother: "NO! You have that at home."

Caesare: "But these are different!"

Only faggots refer to themselves in the third person.

 

[FightenGnome]

Netflix has a documentary about minorities in gaming and it's all troons as well. The first person to win a video game tournament is a woman now. Or something like that I shut it off when I realized. I was like "wait that doesn't seem right" and then they showed the "woman"

It's called High Score. They kept emphasizing the fact that his achievement was especially remarkable because there weren't any girls into video games back then and completely left out the fact that he was a boy. If somebody was listening to the show in the background without looking at the screen, they would have no idea they were talking about a guy the whole time.

I await the day a science fiction writer creates a movie, tv series or game that parallels the dystopian reality of our age.

Everything in society is permissible to speak about but the truth.

 

[Detective Carey]

This latest Metroid retrospective was the first AVGN shit I've watched in years.

It was....okay? The writing/jokes were better than I expected, almost vaguely mid tier classic era stuff.

The delivery? Fell flat. That shirt is no good (where my shirtfags at), that hair lol, his actual delivery just kind of marred the whole thing from front to back.

The part the got my piss boiling was him showing footage like he played it all, hasn't it been confirmed ages ago he outsources that shit? Also some of the frustration moments where he'd be faux sperging about something that was lame, seemed really contrived.

Like yeah... going through a door to get immediately hit IS bullshit, but there were a fair number of OH NO I FELL THIS IS ASS shots that were just him clearly jumping into lava. (which I guess kills my theory he doesn't play stuff for footage?).

It was better than I expected, by far even, but it was still kind of lame.

In regards to gamer dads? I got lucky, my dad was like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite levels of nerdy back in the day, so we always had cutting edge shit before I could fathom how much that cost.

I have no idea how either, that nigga worked in a sheet rock factory.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I await the day a science fiction writer creates a movie, tv series or game that parallels the dystopian reality of our age.

Everything in society is permissible to speak about but the truth.

Isn't there that Polish movie where two guys wake up in the distant future and the world is run by feminazis who try to convince them men were always useless for human survival and all the important historical figures were women?

Sexmission it wasn't just a fever dream

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Isn't there that Polish movie where two guys wake up in the distant future and the world is run by feminazis who try to convince them men were always useless for human survival and all the important historical figures were women?

Sexmission it wasn't just a fever dream

Kinda all the revisionism about blacks in our current society?

 

[Preacher ✝]

These three embody different methods of handling baldness.

Brad embraces it with confidence, Doug wears a hat most of the time, and James clings to his ever receding hairline with desperation.

 

[Carlos Thin]

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These three embody different methods of handling baldness.

Brad embraces it with confidence, Doug wears a hat most of the time, and James clings to his ever receding hairline with desperation.

I reckon if Brad or Doug grew their hair out they would still look better than James. You have to go out of your way to cultivate a concentrated egg physique.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Anyone who's watched Bimmy in the past however many years since screenwave took over, and he started doing rental reviews and the podcast and that shit cover band and think he actually has any sort of thought about anything are retarded. James "yeah... mhmmm... wow..." Rolfe.


I mean, look at this tard.

Is he trying to act like Claypool?

 

[Preacher ✝]

I reckon if Brad or Doug grew their hair out they would still look better than James. You have to go out of your way to cultivate a concentrated egg physique.

If you're gonna be the balls on the dick you gotta look the part.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Tyrone Watermelon teamed up with legendary programmer Niggeru Nigamoto to invent Nintendo. The character Mario was inspired by a probation officer and the character Donkey Kang was a self portrait.

Someone please make this a reality. Animation or live action I’m so down to see this shit.

 

[Zorak Prison Pod]

His inability to make a normal face while being photographed is seriously getting out of hand.

I think he needs an intervention.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

His inability to make a normal face while being photographed is seriously getting out of hand.

I think he needs an intervention.

Or an atomic wedgie and a good, hard slap.

 

[Caesare]

Rebecca "Burger" Heinemann. Got that nickname for disgusting his coworkers back during Bard's Tale I programming days where he would buy dollar store burgers in bulk and keep them in the computer desk drawer.

Doesn't sound anything like what you'd expect from a fat slob from the 80's who writes computer programs all day.

Nope. Just normal girl stuff.

I can feel you. A couple years ago I discovered a female Commodore 64 game programmer and was briefly impressed. Then I remembered that trannies were a thing. This person constantly posts under "her" name instead of a handle or company name, and uses "her" own picture as an avatar, which are major red flags.
An AI search confirms this person is an old-school troon.

And he probably won these game tournaments and wrote all these commodore 64 programs before he began his elderly lesbian persona.

I was playing a game called Iron Tank.

Used to love that one. I liked the boss theme song.

 

[demicolon]

Doesn't sound anything like what you'd expect from a fat balding slob from the 80's who writes computer programs all day.

The most stereotypical New York Jew you could find.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

The person who ported Doom to the 3DO is widely reported to be a woman.

When I first heard that I thought it was an interesting fact and went about my day but years later I realized that it was, of course, a tranny. This annoyed me and my annoyance grew into my unironic support for fascism and genocidal holy war which I hold today.

Anyway, to tie it back into this thread, I always skip over James talking about the 3DO port of Doom because I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to relive that feeling of being bamboozled.

Sounds like you're more angry you didn't get to suck his cock before he chopped it off if you let something like this live rent free in your head like this lmao

 

[Travoltron]

And he probably ... wrote all these commodore 64 programs before he began his elderly lesbian persona.

IMDB says he trooned out in the early 2000s. Although he did most of his biggest work pre trooning, the Commodore 64 stuff is more recent. And his games get good scores. The only thing I have against him is calling himself a "girl coder". But his skills are legit.

 

[Caesare]

IMDB says he trooned out in the early 2000s. Although he did most of his biggest work pre trooning, the Commodore 64 stuff is more recent. And his games get good scores. The only thing I have against him is calling himself a "girl coder". But his skills are legit.

I don't doubt it considering how early he got into the game. He worked on several classic PC titles that I think most people here would recognize.

 

[FatMebius]

I await the day a science fiction writer creates a movie, tv series or game that parallels the dystopian reality of our age.

Everything in society is permissible to speak about but the truth.

We just live in a less cool version of Demolition Man.

 

[Foltest]

Today it is James birthday.
Happy 45 years Nerd.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Today it is James birthday.
Happy 45 years Nerd.

45 years of being the balls on the dick.