James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Broseph]

He has hair.

He looks like he's 50 years old even tho he's around the same age as James.

 

[demicolon]

He looks like a sedentary 40-something uncle. That has hair.

 

[mlanguishi]

James announced his terrible movie will be streaming.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

James announced his terrible movie will be streaming.

The comments are full of his fans saying how good the movie was with criticism either getting negative responses or "but at least he accomplished his dream"

 

[innocent jogger]

James announced his terrible movie will be streaming.

I have never thought the movie was THAT bad, in fact I found it pretty ok.

But as far as the Slob-Bots and white knight comments: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[The handsome tard]

"Ready for a sequel" LOL

James has been very quiet on the prospect of a sequel, I wonder why...

 

[Grub]

The comments are full of his fans saying how good the movie was with criticism either getting negative responses or "but at least he accomplished his dream"
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I've never actually seen the movie. I never really had any interest in it when I found out it wasn't just a longer more cinematic avgn episode and was actually some kind of generic hollywood roadtrip buddy story or some shit.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

I've never actually seen the movie. I never really had any interest in it when I found out it wasn't just a longer more cinematic avgn episode and was actually some kind of generic hollywood roadtrip buddy story or some shit.

It's not worth the watch, I legitimately believe that he bought into his own delusions of being the next Spielberg and Hollywood taught him an uncomfortable lesson

 

[demicolon]

It was his last hurrah before setting down with family and he came off as Spergberg at most. Would drain your vitality faster than April under the 80s childhood desk.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

It's not worth the watch, I legitimately believe that he bought into his own delusions of being the next Spielberg and Hollywood taught him an uncomfortable lesson

Dude showed he doesn't even have the necessary level of talent to be the next Ed Wood with that attempt at a movie.

 

[TV's Adam West]

It's not worth the watch, I legitimately believe that he bought into his own delusions of being the next Spielberg and Hollywood taught him an uncomfortable lesson

There's ONE joke that's worth it about the Nintendo power pad.

 

[deeman]

There's ONE joke that's worth it about the Nintendo power pad.

It's the chuckle of the film, yes, allthough if my memory serves me right he did almost the same joke in the NES accessories episode (or was it only about the cat pissing on it?) but there was this deleted scene when they run over that lady that was kind of funny...

 

[BrunoMattei]

There's ONE joke that's worth it about the Nintendo power pad.

And he reused it from the AVGN episode.

 

[RestoreDaFagYiff]

Who's next the Nostalgia Critic?

I mean. Nostalgia Critic at least had enough degernate gooners, raging sjws, and seppuku championship fighting pedophiles within his employment to justify calling him a pos.

James worst thing was... umm? Ehhh? Oh right, that monster madness episode? Oh wait that was a new hiree he didn't know was that bad. Hmm. Well he didn't suck majoras masks dick. Ok he's really guilty of having Gilbert Gotfried's last role being a guy who ate his own shit. Wait that's something avgn would've always done... yeah I got nothing.

 

[demicolon]

Sega Interactive Bucktoothed Cocksucker is the episode I've never had the stomach to watch, so I guess it's the worst thing he's ever done. No, wait, Horse Prince is even worse.

 

[mlanguishi]

More of everyone's favorite, neighbor nerds.

 

[Corbax]

I mean. Nostalgia Critic at least had enough degernate gooners, raging sjws, and seppuku championship fighting pedophiles within his employment to justify calling him a pos.

James worst thing was... umm? Ehhh? Oh right, that monster madness episode? Oh wait that was a new hiree he didn't know was that bad. Hmm. Well he didn't suck majoras masks dick. Ok he's really guilty of having Gilbert Gotfried's last role being a guy who ate his own shit. Wait that's something avgn would've always done... yeah I got nothing.

James refuses to apologize for being a filmmaker, yet will apologize for plagiarism (even though he is not the one who did it). What an asshole.

 

[RestoreDaFagYiff]

James refuses to apologize for being a filmmaker, yet will apologize for plagiarism (even though he is not the one who did it). What an asshole.

Yep. Dude would rather eat the diarrhea Dookie of a eldrich abominations asshole and then season it with the molton smegma of Satan's dick horn than apologize for doing nothing wrong. Yet he'll apologize for even the most minor actual fuckups regardless of if he is the one who actually did it? What was he thinkiiiiing?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

More of everyone's favorite, neighbor nerds.

The fact that they keep making these makes me wonder who actually is watching this besides his haters? They have no charisma and there are a bunch of other, better youtubers playing the same shit

 

[The handsome tard]

More of everyone's favorite, neighbor nerds.

Why is Mike Matei now a bald pudgy hispanic?