James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

The title of that video is so funny to me. Shitlibs are truly the most miserable creatures on Earth. Imagine getting upset at some guy who is about as normalfag as people can get.

Look at his comment section. Jesus fucking Christ, no way is he real.

 

[Turkey Beef]

Look at his comment section. Jesus fucking Christ, no way is he real.
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Neolibs think everyone in the world should be as perpetually neurotic and deranged as them.

 

[Grog]

This nigger thinks it's still 2016 and people care about cancellation campaigns.

 

[Incompetent]

 

[FightenGnome]

Neolibs think everyone in the world should be as perpetually neurotic and deranged as them.
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This is when you know this guy is terminally online lol.
> He probably follows Mr.Skistmas on social media and is aware of the shit that he's doing.

He thinks James is scrolling his twitter or facebook every day for everyone that he knows to keep up with the updates of their lives like a grandma? Either that or playing Stasi with your acquaintances social media accounts is just part of the morning routine for 8bit.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Rex Viper had another show at Magfest to practically no fanfare:

It was only a 50 minute set. James and co. still not taking the hint that no one really wants this or is interested. A dude uploaded fake music from the upcoming (?) album using ai voices:

 

[The Cunting Death]

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He looks like if Gene Shallet didn't have all the extra hair.

 

[Incompetent]

8bitjewstick disabled comments on his AVGN video. He didn't answer my comment about why most of his videos consist of things from the nigger hating country of Japan.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

Neolibs think everyone in the world should be as perpetually neurotic and deranged as them.
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James Rolfe is my age, he has a cell phone, he has the internet

He also has a wife and children. You are alone, surrounded by mounds of colored plastic trash and with all the time in the world to waste on social media.

Rex Viper had another show at Magfest

 

[FightenGnome]

Rex Viper had another show at Magfest to practically no fanfare:

I didn't know he still did this.

I find Rex Viper to be one of the more interesting parts of James Rolfe.

On one hand, he's living the epitome of an 80's kid's dream of being an adult. He's famous, he has a rock group the plays "the good songs" of his youth, he doesn't have to work a 9-5, and aside from looking after his wife and kids, gets to play video games, watch movies, and make videos of his own that hundreds of thousands of people watch all while not having to worry about money.

It's also funny because it's something no one wants but he does it anyway because he can.

On the other hand, Rex Viper is a resignation. He lacks the focus he had in looking back to his past through the passage of time. He's stepped back from his creative projects and his passions only exist as passive entertainment. He's a big fan of the horror genre, and other than the success of Board James, never really got to do something independent of his day job characters in regards to it. He no doubt hoped to be a successful movie maker, and after the AVGN movie flopped, he gave up on those aspirations. His entire life is based around a character Mike Matei created 2 decades ago which defines him to this day.

At some point, Rolfe decided to just relive his childhood with the money and intelligence of an adult instead of pushing himself to get a real passion project out there. I can imagine Rolfe must want to make a horror movie, maybe even with a desire for it to go full practical effects. He's instead become the Gen X/Gen Y version of the Boomer buying the muscle cars from his youth with Rex Viper. It's tragic really.

 

[gouffan]

Rex Viper should continue because its the funniest thing James has produced in years, even if its unintentional.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

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Looks exactly like the type that would introduce themselves as a middle-aged cis white male. AKA, a faggot.

I got to kind of respect James for not putting Rex Viper out to pasture. I mean, it still sucks and it's embarrassingly sloppy for something being played for actual people, but respectful nonetheless.

 

[SmallKiwi]

Is there a reason why the nerd never does "angry' reviews for newer games? It's always stuff from 20+ years ago, often NES or SNES. I stopped watching him after his Majora's Mask one. No idea why he thinks that one is bad game.

 

[ZipDisk]

Prop question: Do you think James destroyed a Jogcon for the AI video or did he just buy a broken one?

 

[Corbax]

Is there a reason why the nerd never does "angry' reviews for newer games? It's always stuff from 20+ years ago, often NES or SNES. I stopped watching him after his Majora's Mask one. No idea why he thinks that one is bad game.

He's done newer stuff on occasion, like that Life of Black Tiger game. It's just that James checked out of games after the 90's. He only cares about retro ones.

 

[Lone Star]

Is there a reason why the nerd never does "angry' reviews for newer games? It's always stuff from 20+ years ago, often NES or SNES. I stopped watching him after his Majora's Mask one. No idea why he thinks that one is bad game.

That's the joke. The Nerd is this unhinged guy that rants and raves about entirely outdated video games that pretty much no one cares about anymore and treats it like it's still a big deal.

 

[innocent jogger]

He's done newer stuff on occasion, like that Life of Black Tiger game. It's just that James checked out of games after the 90's. He only cares about retro ones.

James hasn't cared about video games for a long, long time. He plays a character that brings him paychecks. Mike, love him or hate him, was the best tard wrangler, writer and inspiration that Bimmy will ever have. The people that still follow James and sift for "good" content are the hairs on the t'aint.

Slobwave (who James will never part from) are the warts on the t'aint.

 

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A summary of the drama, which is the most inane and impotent whinging I've seen online about video games since that girl made an Animal Crossing character with buns in her hair.

The Real Game Awards is a user-driven game awards show hosted by one of the original hosts of Screwattack, the website which used to sponsor the Angry Video Game Nerd, decided by viewer voting, leading to incredibly milquetoast takes like calling that Chinese game with the monkey man or that Korean game with women in stripper outfits the best game of the year.

During one segment, the Angry Video Game Nerd states (not reviews) the winner for the worst game of the year.

It's Dustborn, a game which didn't even break 100 concurrent players on Steam.



For those curious, the game isn't even funny bad. It's bad bad. Even watching people suffer through the game is misery.

Moving on, unfortunately these <100 people now think the AVGN, The Real Game Awards, and the 8 billion people who had zero interest in this flop of a game are now LITERAL NAZIS. But for real, this time.





However, The Real Game Awards made a fatal mistake. The game they awarded for "best racing game" was made by a TRANS DEVELOPER.






This is a massive own over The Real Game Awards, as they clearly care who a developer specifically is instead of just being mindlessly objective about the product, and this is absolutely not simply these rabid lunatics perceiving everyone around them as ridiculous strawmen. Something the show's host himself has pointed out, by the way. The developer's response was to delete the post, in case you were wondering.




Not only that, but the precious indie developers of some other game that was mentioned on the show is very upset because their game was featured in this immoral video game awards show, and would gladly not make money if it meant people don't say words about it without their consent.



Those of you paying attention may notice these are two ridiculously contradictory stances, a Schrödinger's drama, where a woke developer being mentioned on the game awards is a massive own against the game awards by the woke developer, while simultaneously being a massive loss for the woke developer by the game awards.

Now, obviously, these people are upset about more things than just the game awards calling Dustborn bad, but the AVGN is currently the poster child for this drama despite him both never having played any of the games he was announcing and having no deeper motive behind his appearance other than because he's an ex-coworker with the host of the show making a cameo.

But don't let that stop you from knowing the usual fare (read: Reddit, ResetERA, Bluesky) are very, very upset about this. That's right: Trump's election has brought back a new era of GAMERGATE. Again.







And no, this is not an exaggeration. When explicitly asked if these people are saying this blatantly stupid statement, they reaffirm it while calling the people in disbelief dumb.



This current drama is still only a few days old, so one can predict they will continue to seethe about this absolutely asinine creation they've forced into existence far into the foreseeable future, as they did when the AVGN calmly and articulately shared he didn't want to watch the Ghostbusters 2016 reboot which, by the way, they are still angry about, almost an entire decade later.



If you've made it this far into this post, I regret to inform you that you are now a Nazi, as you have now given this post more readers than there are people who've tried Dustborn. Not only that, but you've read this post more than the average player has played the game, an action which has immediately promoted you to S.S. Officer.

Furthermore, for those from these communities freaking out over this, Kiwi Farms users marveling at this drama as third-party observers is 101% due to the completely true fact that The Real Game Awards is fully funded and hosted by Kiwi Farms shareholders who are also responsible for why Santa stopped giving you presents when you no longer believed in him, and we are the reason why your socks go missing sometimes. You cannot stop us.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Hitler was famous for his hatred of bad videogames for sure. So this checks out.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

The Nerd truly is timeless.