James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
He doesn't go on weird tardrage rants
Now hold on...
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>First week of Trump
>TTD
>2nd week of Trump
>Gamergate 2

Pls no more Trump. My body can't take this much winning.
You all laughed at him.
Well, who is laughing now?
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And yes, the libs are indeed shitting themselves right now
This is the power of owning a nice suit *chuckles*
The thing is that literally all four of the nominiees were wokeshit (Concord, Veilguard, Dustborn, and Suicide Squad) so the response would've been the same no matter which one "won"
To be fair, these WERE the worst games of 2024. Worst ones I can think of anyways.
How the fuck did Concord not win? Isn't it the biggest commercial failure in video game history? Is it because people at least heard of Concord? It doesn't feel right. The wrong game won.
Concord isn't a game anymore, it's an idea. Or rather, a drink coaster if you still have the disk. Dustborn is still very much a game you can buy and play, altho statistically speaking you never will.
 
Anyone who's watched Bimmy in the past however many years since screenwave took over, and he started doing rental reviews and the podcast and that shit cover band and think he actually has any sort of thought about anything are retarded. James "yeah... mhmmm... wow..." Rolfe.


I mean, look at this tard.
Give him a little goatee and he's indistinguishable from a gay barfly.
 
You all laughed at him.
Well, who is laughing now?
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And yes, the libs are indeed shitting themselves right now
This is the power of owning a nice suit *chuckles*

To be fair, these WERE the worst games of 2024. Worst ones I can think of anyways.

Concord isn't a game anymore, it's an idea. Or rather, a drink coaster if you still have the disk. Dustborn is still very much a game you can buy and play, altho statistically speaking you never will.
WE ALL LAUGH AND TOOK HIM AN IDIOT. NOW THAT TRUMP IS GETTING GOING TO MENTION GAMERGATE. WE ARE THE ONE GETTING LAUGH AT.
 
Null this thread was so comfy and easy going why did you have to ruin it with a feature over such nothingburger drama. Are we really the balls on the dick?
Yeah ngl this seems pretty minor. It is always funny to be reminded of how James the dopey unassuming retard is so naturally gifted at enraging people, though.
 
I’ve been a fan of James since the beginning. One thing about James that I have always admired is how “safe” he has been. If he has ever been mired in controversy, he just takes it on the chin and moves on. He’s a retard in the most sincerest of ways and doesn’t let negativity impact him any more than it needs to.

What’s amusing to me is all of these trannies, clearly fans, dogpiling him for this like they know he didn’t do voiceover work in the past. Dude reads scripts for pay. It’s what he does. The troon hive mind and their inability, rather, incessant need to turn something so trivial into a huge debacle really emphasizes how narcissistic they all are.

What James said is fucking juvenile at best. Dustborn -> Dustbin. It’s so on the nose for the Nerd character too. Wow. Trans genocide. Imagine being so frail as to position yourself alongside a game that less than 500 people played just to victimize yourself for attention.
There's more people upset about Dustborn -> Dustbin, than there was people that actually played the game.
Even mentioning this fact would label you a Nazi in their eyes.
 
how is this related to GamerGate in any way? that spergout was over the revelation that game review sites are literally just marketing agencies for AAA publishers. if it's because fags on the internet are trying to turn it into a bunch of pearl-clutching over muh nazis, then this is Gamergate #5000001.

in conclusion, Norm Macdonald meme.
 
The other day one of my friends couldn't remember the name of Dustborn or the main character and just referred to it as "that woke game that bombed and had the nigger character whose skin looks like colby jack cheese because she has that fake skin condition that lefty game devs are trying to spin as beautiful or whatever".

That's probably the nicest way anyone's ever described Dustborn that I can recall.
 
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