James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[innocent jogger]

I wish Null hadn't featured it. I prefer the AVGN thread to just laugh at James' autism, Slobwave's gargantuan incompetence and that hilarious balding noggin. I never heard of this game award thing and never want to again.

 

[Lost in Place420]

Why cant these nerds just be happy? Enjoy that people liked your game and felt it was worth praising.

 

[AfroMegan]

r/TheAdamFriedlandshow predicted the Anti-woke Vidya Gay Nazi

Rare Reddit W:

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

No, people being disenfranchised with the left because of this is perfectly understandable.
Can you honestly watch this AVGN clip and say that he's being offensive? That he's doing something wrong? Something a NAZI would do?

Being right-wing and disliking the left doesn't a neonazi make. Keep throwing that phrase around though, I'm sure it's doing wonders for you

I mean i'm a progressive forward thinking person and I hate everyone who leans too far in either direction because they're all worthless retards who call their biased opinions facts, their ignorance and refusal to educate themselves "knowledge", everyone who isn't them wrong and they do it while being endlessly and shamelessly hypocritical, two faced, insincere, counter productive, vindictive and insufferably retarded because these losers don't care about facts, logic, reality, their country or any of the other shit they love to talk out of their asses about because the reality of it is they just want to be the loudest most obnoxious retard in the room because circle jerking feeds the egos of stupid people and stupid people never shut the fuck up. It's an endless cycle.

 

[ShitBomber]

Really the show itself is not worth watching and the shit with AVGN is probably the only way to get people to watch their show where nominees are decided and voted on by people who pay a minimum of $30

Most awards shows are like that. The winner is always money.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Most awards shows are like that. The winner is always money.

There's a difference between bribery and making regular people pay $30 just to vote, nominate, and suggest categories. It's fleecing people out of their money for an awards show that looks like it was made on a shoestring budget, it wouldn't have been any different if it was just a normal ass youtube video.

 

[Kill Your Idols]

I genuinely need to ask: who the fuck cares about this shitty game awards event? Why do these fags of all flavors spend their precious time on this earth acting like retarded babies who shit their diapers?

These people are the social justice equivalent of Munchies that freak out if there's a germ in their vacinity. If there's anything online that they can remotely misconstrue as bigotry, that's just a sign that the chud Nazi regime is still secretly backing the government and planning for the tranny lolocaust to commence once der Führer Trump gives the order.

 

[Penis]

I genuinely need to ask: who the fuck cares about this shitty game awards event? Why do these fags of all flavors spend their precious time on this earth acting like retarded babies who shit their diapers?

Same reason troons obsess over biological sex on their drivers license. They are lagrely autistic and need beureacratic institutions to validate their feelings.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

The Nerd truly is timeless.

That hairline disproves your thesis.

 

[mlanguishi]

I just looked over this and realized there's not a single one I remembered before the glitch one really and I didn't like any in this entire year at all.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I just looked over this and realized there's not a single one I remembered before the glitch one really and I didn't like any in this entire year at all.

Honestly I liked at least half of those.

He's not as good as he used to be but he isn't all bad. Disliked the Blaster Master/Glitch Gremlin videos immensely.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Oh, Null made a mistake in the headline. Let me fix that.

"Terminally online nerds throw a hissy fit because AVGN did something very, very tangentially related to some ten year old drama most of them weren't even old enough for, and the rest are so pathetic they still obsess over losing an internet flame war a literal decade later."

Honestly I liked at least half of those.

He's not as good as he used to be but he isn't all bad. Disliked the Blaster Master/Glitch Gremlin videos immensely.

He's like one of those 80s musicians who hit their peak decades ago, but is still around doing stuff and they're actually still pretty good. But pretty much every concert is just them playing their hits with a few of the newer stuff inbetween. And they don't play at big arenas anymore, only like bars and public concert halls.

Are they as good as they were? Not even close. Are they still good at what they do? Yeah. Am I going to follow Iron Maiden's tour? Fuck no. Am I going to see Iron Maiden if they come to my town? Fuck yeah dude, it's Iron fucking Maiden. That's kinda like the nerd. I'm not gonna watch every video he puts out but I'm gonna show up to the big ones and go "that was pretty good." Then go back to whackin' off or stealing my neighbor's lawn gnomes.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Honestly I liked at least half of those.

He's not as good as he used to be but he isn't all bad. Disliked the Blaster Master/Glitch Gremlin videos immensely.

Honestly the best part of the new Glitch Gremlin episodes was James briefly making fun of his hairline.

 

[The handsome tard]

A summary of the drama, which is the most inane and impotent whinging I've seen online about video games since that girl made an Animal Crossing character with buns in her hair.

The Real Game Awards is a user-driven game awards show hosted by one of the original hosts of Screwattack, the website which used to sponsor the Angry Video Game Nerd, decided by viewer voting, leading to incredibly milquetoast takes like calling that Chinese game with the monkey man or that Korean game with women in stripper outfits the best game of the year.

During one segment, the Angry Video Game Nerd states (not reviews) the winner for the worst game of the year.

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It's Dustborn, a game which didn't even break 100 concurrent players on Steam.



For those curious, the game isn't even funny bad. It's bad bad. Even watching people suffer through the game is misery.

Moving on, unfortunately these <100 people now think the AVGN, The Real Game Awards, and the 8 billion people who had zero interest in this flop of a game are now LITERAL NAZIS. But for real, this time.

"OHH ! LOOK AT ME! AVGN SPOKE ILL ABOUT MY DEI REPLACEMENT THEORY APPROVED NOR-CUCK-WAY MADE GAME! THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER AND HE IS A GOD DAMN MEANIE!"

Bills, mfs, your parents dont exist to just pay those, you fat sleazy losers that dont even know what gender you are atm.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

He apparently didn't know about furries until 2021 according to one of his podcasts.

There's no fucking way. He was in his prime at the peak of furries being the popular thing to hate on the internet lol there's no damn way he never heard about them.

 

[innocent jogger]

I'm not gonna watch every video he puts out but I'm gonna show up to the big ones and go "that was pretty good." Then go back to whackin' off or stealing my neighbor's lawn gnomes.

Ok, that last part made me actually LOL

Slobwave-produced videos always suck even the "good" ones, but I would also still go see James if he was attending something in my town. He is the AVGN after all.

 

[el bandito loco]

stealing my neighbor's lawn gnomes

take pictures of them as if they're on vacation, lawn gnome on a diving board, lawn gnome in front of a statue, etc and start putting post cards in their mailbox from the lawn gnome describing their travels after you return the gnome so they keep going outside to check, and its right there but they have pictures and letters from it in various other places. Probably harder to do now that so many people have door bell cameras but it's a really funny prank regardless

 

[TV's Adam West]

I would also still go see James if he was attending something in my town. He is the balls on the dick after all.

 

[Incompetent]

There's no fucking way. He was in his prime at the peak of furries being the popular thing to hate on the internet lol there's no damn way he never heard about them.

 

[Smar Mijou]

All this Blaster Master discussion made me revisit Fester's Quest. Specifically the Eurotrash version that fixes the issue where the bullets for your weapon stop at walls and edges. Plus enemy health was reduced across the board.

It is a better game but it still has issues. If the Eurotrash version became standard it would have been regarded better. 7/10 game. It would have been one of those weekend rentals or a gift game where you arrive at the conclusion that "Yeah, that was alright. Not bad."

I wonder how long before James/Screen Wave revisits Fester's Quest with this new revelation that the Euro version is good? I assume this is an episode already in the making or maybe they plan to use it as a backburner?

Fester's Quest was hard AF, but the soundtrack and neat 3D-ish buildings were pretty cool for their time.

I think some of it may have been a generational thing. Every console era has had to deal with shovelware, and I certainly myself was the victim of what James discussed (namely with the Wii). The thing is when I look back on those games, I realize a lot of them were random games that never received any attention or press. They were just random I saw on the shelves that looked cool. It was my own fault for not realizing there was a reason why I hadn't heard of them before now.

From the 90s onward, there were more filters and structures in place to help weed out lackluster games from the line of sights of children. On top of that, up until the end of the seventh generation there seemed to genuine exceptional talent and competency in the industry. That wasn't fully true in the 80s, where the games that are the most remembered are the true cream of the crop. A lot of developers probably struggled a lot with the advances in home consoles and what exactly a video game could do. On top, plenty of terrible games received coverage and advertisements.

It isn't exactly unbelievable that a lot of kids from that time remember playing more lackluster games compared to the legendary ones.

I disagree. At least for NES/SNES era Nintendo. They had their shit on lockdown back then, with strict policies and agreements to prevent flooding the market with inferior games and other shit. And unless you were someone like Atari/Tengen and bypassing their security measures, they had struct quality control over their releases. Ironic now that the Nintendo Wii is best known for being a shovelware dumping ground.

This is basically just a marketing ploy to get middle aged men who want to relive their childhood nostalgia to shell out hundreds of dollars on video games they could emulate for free.

Disagree completely. As someone who has 3+ decades of vidya muscle memory burned into the very fiber of my being, timing is everything, and most emulators aren't quite right. You'll probably be fine with things like Excitebike, or most Sega games (other than poor emulation of the distinctive Sega Yamaha sound chip) but I'm not gonna risk Little Mac getting knocked out by Bald Bull when he's in the middle of his bull charge, because the frame perfect gut punch isn't right. Or the World 8 single block jump in SMB1 that I can do blindfolded on original hardware that's almost impossible on emulation.

No matter what. Leftoids seethe over the stupidest of shit. God help them if they try watching Filthy Frank.

It still surprises me that most people nowadays don't know who Filthy Frank is, and it absolutely blows my mind that he was able to completely reinvent himself as Joji.

What I find weird is John St Jon agreeing to this, as he is incredibly woke and riddled with TDS.

That shocked me too since he's a total leftist faggot. They could've just got LGR to do the voice too.