Jan 2019 Megan Schroeder interview

[Picnic_Boy]

Absolutely 100%. She was a sperg herself and Chris was a funny oddball turbosperg but they shared the same interests (some feigned or adapted by Chris in an attempt to get China) which is what most spergy friendships are about (see the idea in childhood development of parallel play in which small children play doing the same stuff but don't actually interact–normallt they grew out of this.) Remember Chris was weird as fuck but not necessarily completely repulsive (Mimms et al detailed weird behavior but noted he didn't smell, etc.) up until he started with the sexual harassment. Her response to that was too firmly friendzone him–not to immediately run. Because she was unironically his friend but not interested in him romantically. Of course being who he is he didn't get it, she came for CWC, etc. and fuck, I would've changed my name. But still. Initially it was legit friendship. Perhaps the only one he's ever had which makes it all the more tragic.

I've always thought that perhaps Megan genuinely felt sorry for Chris because he reminded her of her brother, who is also mentally handicapped. I don't think anything could've prepared her for Chris's handicapped morality, though.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

there's a difference between having a presence and doing a video about chris

... she didn't do anything of the sort, though. She just replied to someone who messaged her on FB

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Okay but what does she look like nowadays? Is she hot?

 

[Damn Near]

I would unirornically get some of Megan's kawaii woodsy animals as a gift for at least one person I know, though. Maybe that's her monetizing Chris?

Spoiler: かわいいですね

Same, she's quite talented. I mean, it's no Original Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, but not everyone is cut out to be a pants-shitting CPU goddess

 

[Spooky Bones]

Okay but what does she look like nowadays? Is she hot?

The fucking sometimes-subtle sometimes not Megan thirst that goes on, I swear. I don't get it. Is it an urge to possess something that Christian could not? You could go after a lot of different things, then.

Pictures of her are readily available. IMO she is looking much better than in the most infamous photo, for what that's worth. She was unfortunately awkward-looking there, but she seems to have grown out of much of that, and is actually not at all bad looking. This is all going on like 5 pictures over 10 years so yeah, I'm not going to get further into it.

I maintain that Megan is the only person in Chris's adult life who approached him in an actually kind and unassuming manner. The result shows a lot about Chris.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

The fucking sometimes-subtle sometimes not Megan thirst that goes on, I swear. I don't get it. Is it an urge to possess something that Christian could not? You could go after a lot of different things, then.

Pictures of her are readily available. IMO she is looking much better than in the most infamous photo, for what that's worth. She was unfortunately awkward-looking there, but she seems to have grown out of much of that, and is actually not at all bad looking. This is all going on like 5 pictures over 10 years so yeah, I'm not going to get further into it.

I maintain that Megan is the only person in Chris's adult life who approached him in an actually kind and unassuming manner. The result shows a lot about Chris.

I was just joking man I couldn't give less of a fuck what she looks like good to know she's hot though

The only person who approached him in a kind and unassuming manner and she ended up as the object of desire in one of his bizarre self-insert Rule 34 porno drawings. I wonder if that taught her a lesson about befriending random autistic hobby-store neckbeards who display more red flags than a Chinese embassy.

 

[Shabobus]

It's kind of disappointing how little new info is in this interview. Although it's good to hear Megan doesn't feel like she suffered any long-term negative effects from the Chris fallout.

 

[Spooky Bones]

It's kind of disappointing how little new info is in this interview.

I blame the interviewer for being a faggot, although he does deserve some internets for snagging the interview I guess. I really wonder why she chose him out of all the people who must be hitting her up (certainly everyone who's done a documentary has tried?) Or maybe not that many people did try.

Although it's good to hear Megan doesn't feel like she suffered any long-term negative effects from the Chris fallout.

It is good to hear but also I feel insanely optimistic. That shit must have been traumatizing. I'm glad she's healed over a decade (fuck it feels so much less, I remember reading about this shit not that long after it happened!) and she probably would've, but I imagine she went through some shit. A skillful and compassionate interviewer might be able to bring some of that out. Of course, most of the people documenting Chris online are absolute speds who are about as far from being able to do a coherent interview let alone a skillful and compassionate one as can be. Imagine Ben Saint trying.

 

[drtoboggan]

For his next interview he should talk to Anna and make all the questions about her tits.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

It is good to hear but also I feel insanely optimistic. That shit must have been traumatizing. I'm glad she's healed over a decade (fuck it feels so much less, I remember reading about this shit not that long after it happened!) and she probably would've, but I imagine she went through some shit. A skillful and compassionate interviewer might be able to bring some of that out. Of course, most of the people documenting Chris online are absolute speds who are about as far from being able to do a coherent interview let alone a skillful and compassionate one as can be. Imagine Ben Saint trying.

Have you been reading the CWCki literally? Or maybe you've taken the lolcow definition of trauma (i.e. internet bullshit) as being real?

Ten years ago some creepy autist of a friend fantasized about her, drew a comical 'sex' picture and posted it online. Sure, it sucks to have your name connected to someone else like that and get pestered by spergs later on but on the scale of shit to go through it's pretty low, especially when it comes to girls and creepers. As evidenced by her rather nonchalant responses.

It might be good to remember that while we may still be paying attention to Chris's antics, most of the people involved have long moved on with their lives. Mary Lee Walsh probaly doesn't have nightmares about Chris cursing her, either. Hell, Chris himself forgets his own 'lore.'

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Can we just leave Megan alone? he deadass contacted her store page on facebook. Dude, just buy a cute felt animal and dip.

 

[Damn Near]

Can we just leave Megan alone? he deadass contacted her store page on facebook. Dude, just buy a cute felt animal and dip.

blood in blood out, faggot

 

[Shiversblood]

Can we just leave Megan alone? he deadass contacted her store page on facebook. Dude, just buy a cute felt animal and dip.

shut the fuck up

 

[Mr. 0]

die megan schroeder

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Even if the interview was sparse and the interviewer was a sperg, it's nice to have confirmation that Megan emerged from the whole thing perfectly happy and functional.

Look, she made an adorable little raccoon!

 

[Duke Nukem]

I maintain the position that Chris drawing shecameforCWC.jpg was, is, and always will be the absolute worst thing that Chris has ever done.

He destroyed the only chance he had at friendship just because he cared more about losing his virginity more than he cared about Megan herself.

 

[Easterling]

I maintain the position that Chris drawing shecameforCWC.jpg was, is, and always will be the absolute worst thing that Chris has ever done.

He destroyed the only chance he had at friendship just because he cared more about losing his virginity more than he cared about Megan herself.

Burning bridges is one of the few talents Chris does have.

 

[Maxliam]

The fucking sometimes-subtle sometimes not Megan thirst that goes on, I swear. I don't get it. Is it an urge to possess something that Christian could not? You could go after a lot of different things, then.

Pictures of her are readily available. IMO she is looking much better than in the most infamous photo, for what that's worth. She was unfortunately awkward-looking there, but she seems to have grown out of much of that, and is actually not at all bad looking. This is all going on like 5 pictures over 10 years so yeah, I'm not going to get further into it.

I maintain that Megan is the only person in Chris's adult life who approached him in an actually kind and unassuming manner. The result shows a lot about Chris.

I think Mimms and Lucas said that Chris had no redeeming qualities that they could think of. This rounds it up nicely.

blood in blood out, faggot

Chale, ese! I ride wit my carnales, I die with my carnales. Elbows out, ese.

I maintain the position that Chris drawing shecameforCWC.jpg was, is, and always will be the absolute worst thing that Chris has ever done.

He destroyed the only chance he had at friendship just because he cared more about losing his virginity more than he cared about Megan herself.

Even the title reveals a lot. She came for HIM. It is obvious that he views sex in a zero sum sort of way.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He destroyed the only chance he had at friendship just because he cared more about losing his virginity more than he cared about Megan herself.

I doubt there was much of a chance to ruin. If it wasn't that stupid drawing it would have been something else. But it certainly could raise the question of the worst thing he has ever done and if we were to take that metric based on his life or what he has done to others.

Maybe the worst thing he has ever done was draw Sonichu for the first time.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

For his next interview he should talk to Anna and make all the questions about her tits.

@CatParty should guest-host and provide commentary on those big Mormon milkers.