Jan 2019 Megan Schroeder interview

[Broseph]

Could have done without all the ass kissing from this guy, but it's always refreshing to know Megan is doing alright.

Megan may have been a bit of a sperg herself, but at least she actually did something with her life and seems to be quite successful at it, whereas Chris just kept being Chris...

 

[Duke Nukem]

Megan may have been a bit of a sperg herself, but at least she actually did something with her life and seems to be quite successful at it, whereas Chris just kept being Chris...

I'm just glad Megan was able to move on from this whacked out fat sperg and his demented sexual fantasies. At least we know that if he attempted to actually do the deed he would be too small to even get it in.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Titty skittles seem to have destroyed whatever little sex drive he had left, that may be a factor too.

Yeah, and keep in mind that Chris was a notoriously late bloomer when it came to sex. By his own admission, he didn't even fap until he was sixteen and didn't really start exploring his libido too much until after high school. That's why we didn't see any creeper behavior with the Gal-Pals beyond the stuff you'd normally expect from a sped kid who thinks the girls are actually his friends and not just pitying him.

Chris was having his "horny teenager" phase in his early and mid-twenties and then by the time he fucked the hooker, his sex drive was in a state of decline. Fucking the hooker solved the mystery for him, and honestly, the Love Quest died with it. Any other attempts at resuming the Love Quest became less about getting laid and more about finding someone to live with once Barb dies, and even that died once the Idea Guys got a hold of him and the Dimensional Merge stuff started.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Yeah, and keep in mind that Chris was a notoriously late bloomer when it came to sex. By his own admission, he didn't even fap until he was sixteen and only then did he start exploring his libido.

Chris was having his "horny teenager" phase in his early and mid-twenties and then by the time he fucked the hooker, his sex drive was in a state of decline. Fucking the hooker solved the mystery for him, and honestly, the Love Quest died with it. Any other attempts at resuming the Love Quest became less about getting laid and more about finding someone to live with once Barb dies, and even that died once the Idea Guys got a hold of him and the Dimensional Merge stuff started.

That's okay, I mean, apart from the obvious social and physical shortcomings of our autistic hero, it's probably for the best that he never reproduces.

 

[troon patrol]

I really doubt chris is capable of the physical act of sex at this point. He's burnt out on porn and his health is closer to someone 20 years his senior. Not to mention he is definitely depressed, not in a traditional sense but, sleeping 11 hours a day, having little to no social contact, all the signs are there. Retreating into his fantasy world is the only reason he hasn't killed himself imho.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I really doubt chris is capable of the physical act of sex at this point. He's burnt out on porn and his health is closer to someone 20 years his senior. Not to mention he is definitely depressed, not in a traditional sense but, sleeping 11 hours a day, having little to no social contact, all the signs are there. Retreating into his fantasy world is the only reason he hasn't killed himself imho.

Chris seems to put more interest in sex related acts than actually having sex. Fingering, his notorious "pink lemonade vagina shower" he posted to Facebook, tribbing, etc...

 

[deathray44]

can we get this video but not in fucking potatoe quality that sounds like it was recorded from inside a shitter?


also, lol, autistic used 7 fucking times to describe the way the guy is acting in the transcript....

 

[deadson]

Chris seems to put more interest in sex related acts than actually having sex. Fingering, his notorious "pink lemonade vagina shower" he posted to Facebook, tribbing, etc...

Fuck, I forgot that was a thing he did.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Chris seems to put more interest in sex related acts than actually having sex. Fingering, his notorious "pink lemonade vagina shower" he posted to Facebook, tribbing, etc...

Indeed. Most of the really infamous sexual Chris-Chan stuff with the exception of JULAY (which wasn't organically generated anyway) when you think about it isn't about conventional penetrative male-female intercourse. He's also very into the idea of sex or having had sex, more so than, perhaps, actual sex, which gets you thinking.

can we get this video but not in fucking potatoe quality that sounds like it was recorded from inside a shitter?

That's his fault. If I could've read the text, I would've copied that, but no, the quality is shit.

also, lol, autistic used 7 fucking times to describe the way the guy is acting in the transcript....

That's my fault. Changed it a bit.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

That's okay, I mean, apart from the obvious social and physical shortcomings of our autistic hero, it's probably for the best that he never reproduces.

He is also sparing himself the unnecessary suffering of trying to find an IRL partner, since that's simply not happening (apart from turbo'tards like Cumsock, which he was clearly not into).

Claiming to be married to his imaginary friends is actually (in an extremely 'tarded way) the "smart" move.

 

[SpeedBaller]

Megan may have been a bit of a sperg herself, but at least she actually did something with her life and seems to be quite successful at it, whereas Chris just kept being Chris...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't she sell arts and crafts online? and what do we really know about her accomplishments? I guess it's good she is self employed and I hope she likes her work but I would be surprised if she makes more than Chris earns from his Tugboat alone.

 

[drmccoy]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't she sell arts and crafts online? and what do we really know about her accomplishments? I guess it's good she is self employed and I hope she likes her work but I would be surprised if she makes more than Chris earns from his Tugboat alone.

You'd be surprised from what people earn on etsy and ebay from art they sell. They just need to do it in a timely and efficient fashion. Which she's doing. Also, what a sperg (says I!) contacting her. This is, for her, ancient history.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't she sell arts and crafts online? and what do we really know about her accomplishments? I guess it's good she is self employed and I hope she likes her work but I would be surprised if she makes more than Chris earns from his Tugboat alone.

She might be doing it as a side gig, she might make more than you'd think doing this, or hell, maybe she never moved out of home, but it's none of our business and honestly, it doesn't matter. She's talented, she's making some money off it, she seems like a nice enough person to talk to, and if she's crippled by debt or sitting around in crapped pants, she's not telling the internet about it. Good enough.

 

[Mongo0o]

All of these autistic good for nothings are always trying to peddle their crappy wares. If Mego wants some real traction, she should just show Howard Stern her sad, Mormon salt shakers.

Howard is a fag now and doesn't have pornstars on the show anymore, let alone girls getting naked. Classic Chris would have been a prime member of the Wack Pack, back when he was still a 'virgin with a rage'.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

She might be doing it as a side gig, she might make more than you'd think doing this, or hell, maybe she never moved out of home, but it's none of our business and honestly, it doesn't matter. She's talented, she's making some money off it, she seems like a nice enough person to talk to, and if she's crippled by debt or sitting around in crapped pants, she's not telling the internet about it. Good enough.

I thought she was living with a fiance. He probably makes a decent check. I'd also assume she has a real job. Most people do.

 

[DoodleBerry]

I tend(ed) to agree, but if she's making herself more open to public view, it's also an advertisement of her goods. I'm not so sure that she's doing it with all due deliberation but I'm sure that being Chris's Megan has helped her sell a few. I'm actually surprised I haven't seen them turning up doing autistic shit here. If she comes more out of her shell the more hits her store gets as well.

Yes, but it could also finally be a way for her to get some closure and move on. Of course she's gotten a bump in sales, but she does really good, talented craft work. Hope she doesn't get back in over her head.

Merry Christmas, Megan, and good luck!

 

[Spooky Bones]

Yes, but it could also finally be a way for her to get some closure and move on. Of course she's gotten a bump in sales, but she does really good, talented craft work. Hope she doesn't get back in over her head.

Merry Christmas, Megan, and good luck!

Agree and not implying any bad intent on her part; simply part of who she is on the Internet...like I said I would've changed my name. She didn't. More power to her. And if it helps her sell kawaii shit, more power to her again.

 

[SpeedBaller]

You'd be surprised from what people earn on etsy and ebay from art they sell. They just need to do it in a timely and efficient fashion. Which she's doing. Also, what a sperg (says I!) contacting her. This is, for her, ancient history.

She has 47 Etsy sales in over 5 years, and her products range from about 55-130 USD, it must be a side gig for her. Anyway, I hope she is doing well and enjoying life. I think she was probably the biggest victim in all of this. Imagine befriending a mentally handicapped person and as a result going through all the shit she did. Chris really is a shitty human being, both literally and figuratively.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Couple days late to the party here, but I really don't think Megan had any ill motivations with Chris. Likely she just saw someone who at first reminded her of her own sperg brother, someone constantly fucked with as the butt of the internet's jokes and felt bad for him and figured he could use a real friend.
But then Chris couldn't stop thinking with his bent-ass dick, couldn't take a hint, then decided to do some of the contextually creepiest Rule34 to ever exist and fucked the whole thing up. To be fair, Megan was probably already regretting her friendship with him long before that happened.
Glad she's doing good for herself now. Those felt animals are adorable and I would absolutely buy one if she made a certain species.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Those felt animals are adorable and I would absolutely buy one if she made a certain species.

Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?