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austinweiss13 said:
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Irritated.

Jan doesn't understand. This is post-Gamerfood. Post-Vordrak. Post-Everything. This is not the same person he knew in 2014 and nothing he's willing to do within the confines of the law are going to cause problems for the site. Most people here don't even know who the fuck he is anymore. Just let it go.
 
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The tryhard Null trolling was annoying at first, but it's starting to grow on me.
 
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Jan sent me this.

hats said:
Hi Josh. Irony.exe disabled. No roleplay. I tried to make you into something entertaining but man you're just fucking sad.

Wizdumgun.com - that's all I want. If you won't give it up, I don't really give a shit, but I don't think you're petty enough to spite the person who gave you the vision for the site you always wanted, who nurtured it when you failed to, and who gave you your original wings.

I let a bunch of exceptional individuals use my account to confuse you and set you into damage control mode because you're funny in damage control mode and you can't tell whats a joke and what's real, never could. However, this is all realtalk and im not fucking with u so please read.

You're a pain in the ass to deal with and I am sick of cleaning up after your mistakes for free. You clearly have potential, but every time someone like me tries to help you, point out your flaws and tell you to improve, or give you a chance to turn everything around, you squander it and instead repeat the same behaviors that lead you to ruin in the first place. Your life has become a forgone conclusion. You're going to keep digging your own grave and nobody's going to stop you and that's your human right I guess.

However, you are right when you say I misjudged you, and which tactics would work. The Josh I knew two years ago was honestly a Josh I'd prefer to know. I have no idea who you are now, but you seem like a man with nothing to lose, nothing he loves anymore, who's lost everything he has to live for, and frankly I am worried for you. That's not some vague carefully-worded threat like the ones you've been sending to everyone you -think- is on my side. That's honest pity and concern from someone who used to work with you and have an amicable business relationship, and someone who I, dare I say, considered you a friend at one point. I called you a "lovable autist" once. I regret that. I was totally wrong.

I really have no clue what happened in the last two years since I left. In those years, I've been leading a fulfilling, simple, peaceful and stress-free life. I don't really think you can say the same. I guess the question I have for you is - was it worth it?

I hope so. I don't really know what you're hoping to achieve, but stubbornness can be good AND bad. There's a limit to how much you should be willing to sacrifice for your internet human zoo. I left because I still am a normal, sane and loving human on the inside, and I am more loyal to that side of me than I am to the chaos-loving joker side of me.

I don't know if I can say the same about you now. I have no idea who you are anymore. The monster you've always had inside you has totally won and there's no redeeming qualities left. You're a shell of a human being. I'm kind of just sad. I don't hate you. I never did. I pity you. I really want nothing to do with you anymore man. I thought making you sperg would be funny but you're just fucking gross and sad. You're not even funny to provoke you're just fucking pathetic. You're Chris-Chan after he stopped being funny.

I want nothing to do with you anymore because you are unstable and a complete monster, but I want my domains back, and the ad revenue I gave your site for the duration of my adminship because we both know I was the only one who kept it afloat and relevant while I was there. We both know I earned that but we both know you'll never give me a penny. So whatever. I just want the domains, man.

I don't ever want to work for you or with you, but give me the domain and get the fuck away from me forever and we can leave this behind us without burning any bridges. (maybe it's too late for that, I don't care frankly)

See, I'm the opposite of you - I left money and power behind because I realized I never needed it to be happy. You let power and money control you, and it warped you into something that everyone who once knew the "decent" Josh (if there ever was one) will be ashamed of. Including me. But you chose that path and I can't talk you out of it. But if there is a Hell, you're certainly going there.

I really want to never hear from you again and I hope when you kill yourself you're too pussy to take anyone else out with you.

Then again, we both know if you weren't a pussy, you would have killed yourself already. You know what waits you on the other side.

Please give me back my domain, and we are done.
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So literally all of this spazzing and chimping out at me and trying to unwind the forum by seducing staff members to try and troll me is over wizdumgun.com -- a domain he told me to buy 2 years ago and that I've held on to just for him so that a domain parker wouldn't snipe it if I let it expire. A favor I extended to him for free.

He asked me in private before about getting it and I responded with this.

Null said:
I'm not sure on a price. I'm not even sure how you'd want to arrange that. I doubt you know how domains work. I'll hold on to it for now, if for no other reason than to encourage you to come back and shoot another message eventually.
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I don't know if this is mean sounding or if Jan is literally insane but I never got a normal reply after it. He just went ballistic and starting chimping. None of his replies after this message even came close to making sense. My response was a joke. I was implying I was going to hold on to it just so he'd have a reason to not leave and stay in touch, which is obviously silly and kind of bromantic but whatever. If he had insisted on getting it I'd probably just have given it to him for free because I considered him a friend, but he instead decided to try and force me to sell it to him for some reason.

So instead of a "nah man really I'd like to have it" I get him acting like fucking Vordrak for a week followed by this tl;dr message-by-proxy calling me a sociopathic greedy cunt, all over a domain name that he could buy a .net alternative of for like eight bucks. Even Christian Weston Chandler bought a .net domain after trolls took sonichu.com, but Jan, nah man, gotta have the true and honest original.

All these people cooperating with him wanted in on some epic stonecutting trolling mission and instead were baited into being henchmen for incredibly selfish and flat out dumb as fuck reasons.

It's like a children's movie where the protagonist and the antagonist are fighting over a misunderstanding. Who's who I'll leave up to you.
 
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I'm honestly confused. If that is what Jan is sought to achieve, he has done commendably well. I'm sitting here and scratching my head an feeling like I missed a piece of the puzzle. Or most of it.

What? Just what provoked that? Why the 180 turn from how he used to be? Why does he suddenly decide he hates the farms, something he eagerly and willfully contributed too for months, even extending his adminship outside his niche subforum and contributing to others? Why does he suddenly decide he hates Null over seemingly nothing, and going as far as to address him like some kind of comic book villain? Why the different accounts? Why does he keep saying he's done, he hates this place, then coming back? Why the bizarre streams and jokes I can't decipher? Why the hugely conflicting messages over what he plans to do? Why the confusing slipping in and out of character? What impact could he possibly intend to have?

Sure, it's made me laugh a bit. It's made me curious. But mostly it's just made me incredibly confused, like I am missing half the puzzle. Is what Jan's goal? If it is, he's done quite well.

For a while, I wondered if he was simply going to repeat a jace, but with a new character. "I convinced you I was a cow once, i'm going to do it again. I'm going to ruse you all all over again." I thought he would start with strange postings, bizarre non-sequitur streams, and confusing mixed messages - then in a convincing way descend into madness and fool us all again. If anyone could do that, he could. If there ever was a person who really was just pretending to be retarded, it was him.

As this stretches on though, it becomes increasingly clear that isn't the case. What is the case though? How the hell am I supposed to know.
 
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