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You know, there's a reason that Jan's "Jace" persona had staying power.

Jace, in all his autistic idiocy, was likable. People wanted to cheer on when he did well and succeeded in spite of his failings, and people laughed their fucking balls off at shit like the Tupacalypse and Ebola Mousedonalds. So many people followed Jace because of the hilarity of his exploits, as well as the spectacle. Jace spawned so many memes that a huge number of them have remained in the Kiwi Farms vernacular long after he left, and his funnier moments are still enjoyed by people across the tubernets. Hell, I actually saw someone in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate use WHOA #TYCENADO BACK OFF as their "mounted a monster" quote last year. Caught me by surprise and had me laughing like an idiot.

When Jan revealed it to be a :ruse:, the internet celebrated, not simply because he had pulled off the long trolling game, but because he had successfully brought about a biblical amount of hilarity in the process, and a good time was had by all. There was a certain love of this silliness that permeated it and made it seem that much funnier. It's why people were able to take Jace seriously. There are so many parts of Deagle Nation suggesting a subtle genius, from the Tyce Jhenk Streams to shit like Soap the Juggalo Wolf and TACTICAL SCYTHES.

I don't... Get that feeling from the more modern Jan. It feels like the new content just doesn't quite have the same soul.

Maybe it's the fact that whoever was his best and brightest for writers have left, leaving him holding the bag.

Maybe it's the massive falling out that was had after Deagle Nation wrapped up, with the massive number of halals that transpired. Some necessary, some anything but, but which pretty much left everything remotely assosciated with Deagle Nation's departure tainted with scandal rather than the noble sendoff everyone was hoping for.

Maybe Jan just never really liked the Jace persona that much to begin with, but he attracted his initial fanbase because of it, and there was a guaranteed audience of people who were hoping he'd do well wherever he went based upon that alone, whether he continued the Jace shit or not.

Maybe he just wants to be remembered for something more than Jace (which of course begs all manner of questions, best left for another thread).

I just don't know.

In the end, it's irrelevant. Jan seems hell-bent on alienating whatever fanbase he once had, and it's clear that in so doing, that spark of insight that led to the best parts of Deagle Nation is gone. I can only hope he rediscovers whatever the fuck it was that made his original works great because as things stand there's not even that much to enjoy this go-round.

I don't think anyone wanted to stick around to a period when Jan's streams became fucking boring.
 
I agree with everything @Jaimas have said. Did Tyce share some of his jenkem with you, or something?

Stupid autistic feuds with Null are something /cow/ has been doing for ages, and they are already tired of it. You're a liiiiiiiiittle bit too late for the party, Jan.

Periphrasing a shitty meme, no one cared who you was until you put on the sunglasses, and to be honest, no one will care otherwise.

#bringbackjace #racewar2k16 #summerslam
 
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I am just never going to stop hating. Jan Rankowski is not funny.

Hating the fact that this completely unfunny sperg continues to be discussed day after day. I place all the blame here.

Why? All along its your fault because it was a time when he was just some spastic who got banned from a playground and pretended to be a retard on the internet for two years. You went out to find a new cow to replace Jace and Tyce and you picked someone who is NOT FUNNY.

Even back then I was trying and trying to tell you.

JAN RANKOWSKI IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

You STILL don't even realize it do you! Its all your fault for glorifying him! It is not funny and will never be funny just as TrippinKahlua is based.
 
OK, being serious for a moment, because I know Jan is reading this, there are a few things that NEED to happen on August 1st (if that is still the launch date for the "real" season 3) for this to work. I'm by no means an experienced internet ruseman but I think I know what I'm talking about.

Cut this autistic personal vendetta against null/the farms out. Like now. I dunno if the "joke" is that Jan is supposed to be the kind of retard that Kiwi Farms was intended to laugh at but it's not funny and it's rubbing everyone the wrong way. Jace was a likable character. Even if characters are doing something unsavory in a work of fiction, be it drinking retard puke or getting a DWI, the audience can forgive a lot of that if they like the character. Tony Soprano? Huge piece of shit. But everyone loved him anyway. So far everything that Jan has made since resurfacing has come off as weirdly hostile and personal, and whether this is another character Jan is playing or Jan's actual feelings it's not likable at all. I think his recent posts in this very thread speak volumes.
A character is definitely easier to identify with if you either like the actor portraying them or you just don't know anything about the actor. If you know the actor is an asshole IRL that definitely changes your perception, and possible enjoyment of their character. And I think if Jan is a big turd IRL that'll make me look back at Deagle Nation differently.

I dunno if these weird videos Jan has been making are just him testing the waters or trying to create a "brand" for WIZDUMGUN but for season 3 to work it's gotta just be Deagle Nation the way it was filmed in the years prior. If you mix it with this (actual) autistic crap it's gonna fuck it all up. The cards are already not in Jan's favor due to the ruse being blown, of course, so continuing on this trajectory is going to further lessen the chances of Deagle Nation season 3 being funny.
 
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Yeah and Heartbeeps sucked, too! Fucking get with the program and do the old routine again dammit!
 
[7:50:10 AM] director jankowski: lol at everyone who took this so seriously though
[7:50:11 AM] director jankowski: good job
[7:50:34 AM] director jankowski: don't actually fuck with anyone on kiwi
[7:56:41 AM] director jankowski: apologize to everyone who legitimately thought i was mad at kiwi
[7:56:44 AM] director jankowski: cause I'm not but
[7:56:58 AM] director jankowski: i really don't like the audience I've attracted to be totally honest
[7:57:31 AM] director jankowski: or at least like, a certain segment of them, because i want to quarantine my personal life from my comedy life and people on the internet are deliberately trying to prevent that from happening because they are obsessed with stalking me
[7:57:41 AM] director jankowski: after i revealed jace
[7:57:44 AM] director jankowski: i got stalked
[7:57:46 AM] director jankowski: every actor got stalked
[7:57:53 AM] director jankowski: people came up to actors in person
[7:57:55 AM] director jankowski: asking to sign shit
[7:57:57 AM] director jankowski: it was ridiculous
[7:58:01 AM] director jankowski: basically i realised
[7:58:05 AM] director jankowski: i could never do anything like jace again
[7:58:14 AM] director jankowski: because i didn't want my friends and family getting stalked by internet weirdos
[7:58:18 AM] director jankowski: who took it way too seriously
[7:58:33 AM] director jankowski: this entire kiwi farms thing was designed to deliberately alienate that type of person so this would never happen again
[7:59:30 AM] director jankowski: i want people to understand very clearly that the persona i portray onlie is completely different than the actual human being jan rankowski, who is a well adjusted, educated person with a loving family and social circle, a social circle who really doesn't want to be stalked by insane autistic people from kiwi farms who are obsessed with tracking down and detailing the internet minutia of flash-in-a-pan acts like jesus chatline
[7:59:44 AM] director jankowski: ghost originally left because he was really close to getting dox'xdc
[7:59:45 AM] director jankowski: dox'd
[7:59:50 AM] director jankowski: and he didn't want his family getting stalked by retards
[7:59:53 AM] director jankowski: i basically did the same thing
[7:59:57 AM] director jankowski: you can leak this to kiwi if you want
[8:00:01 AM] director jankowski: ^^^^^^^^
[8:00:04 AM] director jankowski: everythjing i just said above
[8:00:08 AM] director jankowski: please just like, copy+paste into kiwi
[8:00:12 AM] director jankowski: i don't really want to go there anymore
[8:00:21 AM] director jankowski: because i don't want my mother getting insane emails and phone calls at 3 in the morning
[8:00:24 AM] director jankowski: sorry guys
[8:00:39 AM] director jankowski: :(
[8:00:50 AM] director jankowski: i don't mean to come off as hostile because I'm legitimately not mad
[8:01:04 AM] director jankowski: i'm just sort of confused and frustrated that everyone took this way more seriously than i ever intended
[8:01:21 AM] director jankowski: and literally took the internet MMO game i built into real life after i wanted to leave it behind

[8:01:37 AM] director jankowski: i just want to be able to leave this shit behind when i'm done
[8:01:41 AM] director jankowski: i don't want it to follow me IRL
[8:01:41 AM] director jankowski: forever
[8:01:50 AM] director jankowski: i already have a tough enough time getting jobs with that on my google LMFAO
[8:01:58 AM] director jankowski: sorry if i pissed anyone off
[8:02:03 AM] director jankowski: i legit don't want to be stand-off ish
[8:02:21 AM] director jankowski: and i'm not really trying to entertain kiwi as much as I'm trying to entertain the ppl in this skype group, MDE fans, and mostly, myself LOL
[8:02:24 AM] director jankowski: (cwl)
[8:02:35 AM] director jankowski: if they're not the audience i want, then that's fine I'm not offended man
[8:02:43 AM] director jankowski: i know I'm doing a niche thing
[8:02:44 AM] director jankowski: its ok
[8:02:51 AM] director jankowski: i just wanna be able to stop
[8:02:55 AM] director jankowski: and lead a fucking normal life
[8:03:10 AM] director jankowski: i'm disappearing from the internet again at the end of august
[8:03:24 AM] director jankowski: i don't wanna do the same exact jace shit again man

unironic stream coming today.
 
[7:50:10 AM] director jankowski: lol at everyone who took this so seriously though
[7:50:11 AM] director jankowski: good job
[7:50:34 AM] director jankowski: don't actually fuck with anyone on kiwi
[7:56:41 AM] director jankowski: apologize to everyone who legitimately thought i was mad at kiwi
[7:56:44 AM] director jankowski: cause I'm not but
[7:56:58 AM] director jankowski: i really don't like the audience I've attracted to be totally honest
[7:57:31 AM] director jankowski: or at least like, a certain segment of them, because i want to quarantine my personal life from my comedy life and people on the internet are deliberately trying to prevent that from happening because they are obsessed with stalking me
[7:57:41 AM] director jankowski: after i revealed jace
[7:57:44 AM] director jankowski: i got stalked
[7:57:46 AM] director jankowski: every actor got stalked
[7:57:53 AM] director jankowski: people came up to actors in person
[7:57:55 AM] director jankowski: asking to sign shit
[7:57:57 AM] director jankowski: it was ridiculous
[7:58:01 AM] director jankowski: basically i realised
[7:58:05 AM] director jankowski: i could never do anything like jace again
[7:58:14 AM] director jankowski: because i didn't want my friends and family getting stalked by internet weirdos
[7:58:18 AM] director jankowski: who took it way too seriously
[7:58:33 AM] director jankowski: this entire kiwi farms thing was designed to deliberately alienate that type of person so this would never happen again
[7:59:30 AM] director jankowski: i want people to understand very clearly that the persona i portray onlie is completely different than the actual human being jan rankowski, who is a well adjusted, educated person with a loving family and social circle, a social circle who really doesn't want to be stalked by insane autistic people from kiwi farms who are obsessed with tracking down and detailing the internet minutia of flash-in-a-pan acts like jesus chatline
[7:59:44 AM] director jankowski: ghost originally left because he was really close to getting dox'xdc
[7:59:45 AM] director jankowski: dox'd
[7:59:50 AM] director jankowski: and he didn't want his family getting stalked by retards
[7:59:53 AM] director jankowski: i basically did the same thing
[7:59:57 AM] director jankowski: you can leak this to kiwi if you want
[8:00:01 AM] director jankowski: ^^^^^^^^
[8:00:04 AM] director jankowski: everythjing i just said above
[8:00:08 AM] director jankowski: please just like, copy+paste into kiwi
[8:00:12 AM] director jankowski: i don't really want to go there anymore
[8:00:21 AM] director jankowski: because i don't want my mother getting insane emails and phone calls at 3 in the morning
[8:00:24 AM] director jankowski: sorry guys
[8:00:39 AM] director jankowski: :(
[8:00:50 AM] director jankowski: i don't mean to come off as hostile because I'm legitimately not mad
[8:01:04 AM] director jankowski: i'm just sort of confused and frustrated that everyone took this way more seriously than i ever intended
[8:01:21 AM] director jankowski: and literally took the internet MMO game i built into real life after i wanted to leave it behind

[8:01:37 AM] director jankowski: i just want to be able to leave this shit behind when i'm done
[8:01:41 AM] director jankowski: i don't want it to follow me IRL
[8:01:41 AM] director jankowski: forever
[8:01:50 AM] director jankowski: i already have a tough enough time getting jobs with that on my google LMFAO
[8:01:58 AM] director jankowski: sorry if i pissed anyone off
[8:02:03 AM] director jankowski: i legit don't want to be stand-off ish
[8:02:21 AM] director jankowski: and i'm not really trying to entertain kiwi as much as I'm trying to entertain the ppl in this skype group, MDE fans, and mostly, myself LOL
[8:02:24 AM] director jankowski: (cwl)
[8:02:35 AM] director jankowski: if they're not the audience i want, then that's fine I'm not offended man
[8:02:43 AM] director jankowski: i know I'm doing a niche thing
[8:02:44 AM] director jankowski: its ok
[8:02:51 AM] director jankowski: i just wanna be able to stop
[8:02:55 AM] director jankowski: and lead a fucking normal life
[8:03:10 AM] director jankowski: i'm disappearing from the internet again at the end of august
[8:03:24 AM] director jankowski: i don't wanna do the same exact jace shit again man

unironic stream coming today.

Too bad there isn't a "pants on fire" rating

two hour later, in a different skype group:

[7/19/2016 9:51:04 AM] director jankowski: Incorrect password. Please try again.
[7/19/2016 9:51:14 AM] director jankowski: who changed deagledad420 pass and is getting banned from this codec?
[7/19/2016 9:51:39 AM] director jankowski: still need to send codecs to framer girl to make her fuck me, I still need the acct
[7/19/2016 9:51:44 AM] director jankowski: jeez guys cmon
[7/19/2016 9:51:48 AM] director jankowski: don't cuck-block me
[7/19/2016 9:52:01 AM] director jankowski: new pass post here plz
[7/19/2016 9:52:19 AM] director jankowski: pass used to be "nullisanegger"
[7/19/2016 9:52:22 AM] director jankowski: who fucking changed it
[7/19/2016 9:53:08 AM] director jankowski: skype me the new pass plz
[7/19/2016 9:53:28 AM] director jankowski: I don't give a fuck if you guys steal the acct honestly because there's no way you can really hurt my plans by going rogue with it, but it'd be nice if I kept it
[7/19/2016 9:55:47 AM] director jankowski: guys your ruining my plan to make catparty kill himself
[7/19/2016 9:55:50 AM] director jankowski: cmoooooooooooooon
[7/19/2016 9:55:51 AM] director jankowski: :(
[7/19/2016 9:56:43 AM] director jankowski: also JESUS scratch disks are full fuck you photoshop
[7/19/2016 9:56:47 AM] director jankowski: MICIS prepare to archive
[7/19/2016 9:56:49 AM] director jankowski: got some new shit 4 ya
[7/19/2016 11:14:35 AM] Doc Enig disabled DJ space nazi: some fag changed the pass?
[7/19/2016 11:14:37 AM] Doc Enig disabled DJ space nazi: woooooow
[7/19/2016 11:14:45 AM] Doc Enig disabled DJ space nazi: halfway into page 8 when I passed out last night

#TYCED

Whatz Up Guyz Eli Here Basically Jan Is A Fag Who Can't Get Any Pussy So He Startz Up Internet Drama By Encouraging His Followerz To Spam Kiwi Farmz With Videoz From A 5 Year Old Wrestling Angle And He Gave His Password Out To His Stonecutterz Chat To Harass Null With And Told Them To Archive PMz DeagleDad Had With Kiwiz When He Wuz A Hot Pocket To See If They Could Dig Up Dirt On The Uzerz. I Changed Hiz Password And Email So He's Locked Out Of Hiz Account. Secret Agent Eli Out Loserz #kingomangalives
 
It just isn't funny anymore. It hasn't been funny for a long time. Jace was funny, but Jan is a one trick pony. It's like the guy who made Borat. I loved Borat, it was funny, but then came Bruno and the Dictator and those movies were shit. Plus, Borat isn't actually autistic, Jan is.
Jace was funny due to being a ruse that played everyone save for those that legit believed Jace to be fake. Jan would one trick pony due to the fact that he'd have to try and outshine Jace along with the fact that his comedy comes off unfunny to other individuals.

lol all the people talking directly to Jan about what he should do for comedy like he'd care :story:

When you guys are done maybe you should email Chevy Chase and tell him how to be funny too.
Some people can't help. They think what they tell Jan could be gold despite the fact it would be unfunny and autistic.
 
i want people to understand very clearly that the persona i portray onlie is completely different than the actual human being jan rankowski, who is a well adjusted, educated person with a loving family and social circle, a social circle who really doesn't want to be stalked by insane autistic people from kiwi farms

Rates optimistic.

Edit: I just watched the most recent stream, it's actually pretty funny. I take back everything I said.

That said, he's acting pretty salty and egotistical about the whole ordeal.
 
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Jace was back (for a little while) - after overdosing on stevia (???) he was showing fighting moves, rambling about the cure and acting normal, and puking on the floor.

Now Jan's playing MGS (containing Kiwi Farms' autism on a tanker).
 
hey, long time Deagle Juggalo fam here with my own advice on jan's humor:

what jan isnt understanding is that jace was funny because i could relate to him on a spiritual level. his memes were easy to understand unlike the current jan stevia autism

the new jan isnt even trying like all he does is cam corder LPs and i dont know when he's joking or not. he's doing the Sam hyde thing where he says things he doesnt mean and i really dont like that because i dont know if he's serious. you're supposed to know when a joke's a joke thats like funny 101 dude for real. jans just a one trick pony that only makes one joke the entire time which although it was funny when jace did it i dont think its very funny anymore because before it was about things i liked and now jan's doind things differently and it makes me mad. at least chris is still funny i'm just gonna send $20 to him because his autism makes me L O L he's still the funniest lolcow. jan if your reading this, listen up because ive been stalking lolcows for years and i know whats funny okay? you dont know how to be a funny lolcow anymore so pls stop trying and take this to heart from a veteran lolcowfarmer.

tl;dr jace was objectively funnier and i want to be his friend in real life and smoke 420 with him while he jerks me off and whispers into my ear about realistic content on the online
 
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hey, long time Deagle Juggalo fam here with my own advice on jan's humor:

what jan isnt understanding is that jace was funny because i could relate to him on a spiritual level. his memes were easy to understand unlike the current jan stevia autism

Looks like Jan is really into streams of consciousness now (no pun intended).

However, even though it was probably highly unoriginal and beaten to death back in 2014, I think the moment when he put on the glasses, jumped around the room and puked on the floor was significantly better and more sincere than all this Hyde-esque Stevia Nation thingamajig from the rest of the stream. It just feels forced.
 
Looks like Jan is really into streams of consciousness now (no pun intended).

However, even though it was probably highly unoriginal and beaten to death back in 2014, I think the moment when he put on the glasses, jumped around the room and puked on the floor was significantly better and more sincere than all this Hyde-esque Stevia Nation thingamajig from the rest of the stream.
the new jace is really gay because he's not saying any of the funny memes anymore. i liked the memes and thats really what jace was all about besides being my best friend on the computer, who likes weed culture like i do. i just want some one who says funny things like "thats realistic online" and "cool content" that i can relate with
 
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