CUCK! Jan Thread - Press One Gamers!

[Jaimas]

You know people with autism tend to miss social cues like subtle humor, references, etc.

ALso catparty kill your self. List of people on the kiwi farms who should consider suicide:

• CatParty
• People Who Dont Think I can Curl 180lbs On Stevia and Weed
• Null (He is already suicidal apparently, he said nobody would care if he pulled the trigger, he told me that in pm today lol)
  
• CatParty
• All the fans who secretly identify with jace WHICH IS APPARENTLY AT LEAST HALF OF THEM, YOU ARE ALL MONSTERS AND YOU SCARE ME, I need to take a shower after writing this.
• People who spend all fucking day tirelessly posting on internet forums cultivating their circle of friendships and their drama and petty rumor mongering which has destroyed this community and will eventually erode all internet cultures and turn them into a circular firing squad ending in a slow burnout, rather than an explosive fun death. These people who spend all day posting are also called "CANCER" and "CANCER" inhabits 90% of all forums

It's clear now that with the new direction this comedy is moving, about half of the people here will NOT like it. That is OK and intentional. You are not the intended audience. Find a different hobby because DN is different now. This is not your standard wrestling. This is the Attitude Era.

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS, YOU DONT WANT TO BUT IM A TOUGH LOVER TYCE, IM A TOUGH LOVER REACH OUT AND TAKE THE LIFE LINE

The battlefield changes, but the War remains the same, and if anyone can make it entertaining, it's you bastards.



Good to have you gentlemen back. Best of luck to you in your upcoming endeavors.

 

[Night Terror]

 

[DeagleDad420]

You should apologise for double posting.

No. You have no authority over me. I'm a citizen of the world and soveriegn gaia. Ban me if you want, I'm leaving anyway.

I like your stance on CatParty but dude, your main appeal was people thought they were laughing at you. I don't think you guys ever demonstrated that it can be just as funny to laugh with you. You really haven't done anything to convince anyone of that. I'm personally pretty reluctant to risk wasting my time watching what you've got next and my time is basically worthless, so I doubt you're gonna attract much of an audience here who aren't just mouthbreathing tards who desperately miss Jace and will wander off to bang legos together instead the second they realise it's not as funny when you know a mentally ill manchild isn't actually hunting for Tupac in Israel.

Yeah thats why i dont want to have anything to do with kiwifarms anymore, this is the last time i'll be posting here ever.

There ARE people who "GOT IT" and who actually understood that it was supposed to be laughed at ala jesus chatline. Kiwi autists were not among that fan base because they were too busy trying to SWAT jace or doing stupid unfunny photoshops.

So I'm posting here only to tell the people who "GOT IT" the first time that it's back. Everyone else can fuck off.

 

[HG 400]

No.


Yeah thats why i dont want to have anything to do with kiwifarms anymore, this is the last time i'll be posting here ever.

There ARE people who "GOT IT" and who actually understood that it was supposed to be laughed at ala jesus chatline. Kiwi autists were not among that fan base because they were too busy trying to SWAT jace or doing stupid unfunny photoshops.

So I'm posting here only to tell the people who "GOT IT" the first time that it's back. Everyone else can fuck off.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I hadn't even heard of MDE before the Deagle Nation reveal, personally I think Jan is funnier.

Thanks, I didnt really like MDE's style of humor with some of the new shit so kinda broke off to do my own thing... my style is SIMILAR but different and distinct.. I did help with several MDE Skits though. I wrote Tactical Talk, look up MDE Tactical Talk.

I'm curious to see what comes next. I may be a mouthbreathing tard who desperately misses Jace and I may also own a lot of lego bricks, but some of the most fun I've ever had on the interwebs was Deagle Nation. I like the old videos now more than I did then when they were "real." People still like magic tricks even when they know how the trick is done. People who love WWE know its fake and don't give a shit and enjoy it all the same.

This is exactly the kind of new audience I want to attract. People who appreciate it for the satire but are not just autists seeking drama.


Everything I did last summer, when i "Returned" the first time, that entire deliberately shitty series of unfunny Eli videos, were basically designed to troll kiwi kids. I basically tried to get the people in my audience who "GOT IT" to try and convince the dumb kiwi drama-seeking autists that it was real. So the autist drama kids would get mad knowing it was not real and it would create a rift in the community and autistic drama whores would rage and gossip etc. It worked great. Thanks loyal marines that was an awesome operation

Now that I've trolled KIWI FARMS, im leaving. Bye

 

[HG 400]

Thanks, I didnt really like MDE's style of humor with some of the new shit so kinda broke off to do my own thing... my style is SIMILAR but different and distinct.. I did help with several MDE Skits though. I wrote Tactical Talk, look up MDE Tactical Talk.


This is exactly the kind of new audience I want to attract. People who appreciate it for the satire but are not just autists seeking drama.


Everything I did last summer, when i "Returned" the first time, that entire deliberately shitty series of unfunny Eli videos, were basically designed to troll kiwi kids. I basically tried to get the people in my audience who "GOT IT" to try and convince the dumb kiwi drama-seeking autists that it was real. So the autist drama kids would get mad knowing it was not real and it would create a rift in the community and autistic drama whores would rage and gossip etc. It worked great. Thanks loyal marines that was an awesome operation

Now that I've trolled KIWI FARMS, im leaving. Bye

Best of luck in all your future endeavors, Commander.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I won't be interested without Tyce.

 

[CatParty]

You know people with autism tend to miss social cues like subtle humor, references, etc.

ALso catparty kill your self. List of people on the kiwi farms who should consider suicide:

• CatParty
• People Who Dont Think I can Curl 180lbs On Stevia and Weed
• Null (He is already suicidal apparently, he said nobody would care if he pulled the trigger, he told me that in pm today lol)
  
• CatParty
• All the fans who secretly identify with jace WHICH IS APPARENTLY AT LEAST HALF OF THEM, YOU ARE ALL MONSTERS AND YOU SCARE ME, I need to take a shower after writing this.
• People who spend all fucking day tirelessly posting on internet forums cultivating their circle of friendships and their drama and petty rumor mongering which has destroyed this community and will eventually erode all internet cultures and turn them into a circular firing squad ending in a slow burnout, rather than an explosive fun death. These people who spend all day posting are also called "CANCER" and "CANCER" inhabits 90% of all forums

It's clear now that with the new direction this comedy is moving, about half of the people here will NOT like it. That is OK and intentional. You are not the intended audience. Find a different hobby because DN is different now. This is not your standard wrestling. This is the Attitude Era.

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS, YOU DONT WANT TO BUT IM A TOUGH LOVER TYCE, IM A TOUGH LOVER REACH OUT AND TAKE THE LIFE LINE

wait what?

 

[HG 400]

wait what?

kill yourself you faggot

 

[CatParty]

kill yourself you faggot

k

 

[StressOverloader]

I'm glad to see you back Commander and I'm glad to be one of the first Deagle Nation smarks. I look forward to what you guys are going to make with this new attitude and all that comes with it.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Well then, it looks like this week's Movie Night theme is decided.

 

[c-no]

The battlefield changes, but the War remains the same, and if anyone can make it entertaining, it's you bastards.



Good to have you gentlemen back. Best of luck to you in your upcoming endeavors.

Yeah, it's nice to see them come back. Either it goes well or it goes badly. We may as well wait and see how it plays out. Here's to hoping it isn't bad (as well as an optimistic rating for thinking it can't go bad).

 

[XYZpdq]

So with Jace turning islam.
Is it a scheme by an evil islam woman trying to rope him into some sort of islamic trannyspearacy?
Was the Bible Cube pointed at Mecca all along?
Is Jace confused and stupid and thinks it means hookahs are like, religion now so FUCK YOU MOM.
Is this Jack Stryker going under super deep cover to flush out an islam plot near him?

 

[Jaimas]

No. You have no authority over me. I'm a citizen of the world and soveriegn gaia. Ban me if you want, I'm leaving anyway.


Yeah thats why i dont want to have anything to do with kiwifarms anymore, this is the last time i'll be posting here ever.

There ARE people who "GOT IT" and who actually understood that it was supposed to be laughed at ala jesus chatline. Kiwi autists were not among that fan base because they were too busy trying to SWAT jace or doing stupid unfunny photoshops.

So I'm posting here only to tell the people who "GOT IT" the first time that it's back. Everyone else can fuck off.

#BanObamatronAgain

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Maybe its time I record the song I wrote about Jace, where I ask him over and over

"Have you ever experienced happiness before?"

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Whatever, have fun with what you guys are doing I guess.

 

[Smutley]

Whatever, have fun with what you guys are doing I guess.

Obviously you don't "get it" "man" (I use that term loosely since you're a jew AND a mod which is a double whammy).

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Obviously you don't "get it" "man" (I use that term loosely since you're a jew AND a mod which is a double whammy).

Yeah it's a shame i'm not an internet mastermind.

 

[XYZpdq]