Culture Jason Aldean’s Try That in a Small Town sums up the delusions of the right wing - *Grauniad hyperventilating*


Jason Aldean is a country music star and a big fan of law and order. He loves the law so much, in fact, that he’s willing to take it into his own hands.
If you come to his (imaginary) small town and disrespect a cop or engage in any sort of protest, you will regret it.

Such is the theme of Aldean’s new song, Try That in a Small Town, which is all about how the singer and his pals will aggressively deal with unseemly behaviour on their turf. A sample extract: “Cuss out a cop, spit in his face … Well, try that in a small town / See how far ya make it down the road. / Around here, we take care of our own …”

A little later in the song Aldean elaborates further on what might happen if lines are crossed. “Got a gun that my grandad gave me / They say one day they’re gonna round up. / Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck.” He is, it would appear, referencing a conspiracy theory that the government is going to confiscate Americans’ guns to impose martial law.

Try That in a Small Town was released in May but when the music video came out last Friday it generated immediate controversy. The video leaves little doubt as to what Aldean is trying to communicate: it intersperses footage of him singing in front of Maury county courthouse in Tennessee – the site of the lynching of a Black man, Henry Choate, in 1927 – with footage from protests, looting and civil unrest. Small towns are wholesome, the message is. Full of “good ol’ boys” who were “raised up right”. Cities, meanwhile, are hotbeds of violence … and diversity.

That last bit isn’t spelled out – it’s not like Aldean yells “I’m a massive racist!” in the middle of the track – but the dog whistles are difficult to ignore. The song has been called “a modern lynching song” by detractors and the video was pulled from Country Music Television (CMT) on Monday. (While CMT has confirmed the video was taken off rotation, it hasn’t put out a statement as to why.) Fellow country star Sheryl Crow has also voiced her disapproval. “There’s nothing small-town or American about promoting violence,” Crow tweeted on Tuesday. She further noted that Aldean should know better, “having survived a mass shooting”. Crow was referencing the shooting at Las Vegas’s Route 91 Harvest festival in 2017: the deadliest mass shooting by a lone shooter in modern US history. Aldean was performing and got out unscathed. He was lucky. Sixty people were killed and 867 injured. Those people weren’t killed and injured by a Black Lives Matter protester. They were killed by Stephen Paddock, an angry white man from Iowa.

Try That in a Small Town has generated a lot of criticism, but it also has fervent supporters. Including, of course, GOP lawmakers. “I am shocked by what I’m seeing in this country with people attempting to cancel this song and cancel Jason and his beliefs,” the South Dakota Republican governor, Kristi Noem, posted in a video on Twitter on Wednesday. The Tennessee house GOP leader, William Lamberth, similarly tweeted: “Loved this song since it was released and will continue to fight every day to spread small town values … Give it a listen. The woke mob will hate you for liking this song.” Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the governor of Arkansas, also didn’t miss the chance to stoke a little culture war. “The Left is now more concerned about Jason Aldean’s song calling out looters and criminals than they are about stopping looters and criminals,” she tweeted.

Aldean, for his part, is furious at insinuations there is anything racist in his song about shooting outsiders who come to his little country town.

“In the past 24 hours I have been accused of releasing a pro-lynching song,” Aldean tweeted on Wednesday, “and was subject to the comparison that I (direct quote) was not too pleased with the nationwide BLM protests. These references are not only meritless, but dangerous. There is not a single lyric in the song that references race or points to it – and there isn’t a single video clip that isn’t real news footage.”

If Aldean isn’t trying to make a point about the Black Lives Matter protests, what is Try That in a Small Town about then? Community, apparently. “When u grow up in a small town, it’s that unspoken rule of ‘we all have each other’s backs and we look out for each other,’” Aldean wrote on Instagram when he launched the video. “It feels like somewhere along the way, that sense of community and respect has gotten lost.”

Perhaps you’re wondering which quaint small town Aldean grew up in. The answer is: he didn’t. Aldean is from Macon, Georgia – a city with a population of about 153,000 people. Now he lives in Nashville, a city with a population of approximately 700,000. The small town he’s singing about is a product of his imagination.

But that’s conservatives for you. Last month Nikki Haley tweeted about how much better the US used to be back in the days before marginalized people had rights. “Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt? It was about faith, family, and country,” she tweeted.

Was the past really that easy for the former South Carolina governor? By her own admission things have got a hell of a lot better for people who, like her, aren’t 100% white. “Years ago I was disqualified from a pageant because they didn’t know whether to put me in the white category or the black,” she wrote on Facebook in 2012. “I was neither. Tonight I watched my daughter get first place in her school pageant. God has an amazing way of bringing things full circle.” God also has an amazing away of depriving people like Haley of self-awareness.

Aldean’s song doesn’t just epitomize manufactured rightwing nostalgia, it also encapsulates rightwing paranoia. People on the right are obsessed with the idea that big cities are violent hotbeds of crime where you risk your life every time you nip out for a pint of milk. In reality, however, big cities tend to be safer than small towns. A 2013 study by the University of Pennsylvania, for example, found the risk of death from an injury was more than 20% higher in rural small towns than in larger cities. “Cars, guns and drugs are the unholy trinity causing the majority of injury deaths in the US” one of the researchers told NBC News at the time.

The pandemic, to be fair, saw a rise in violent crimes in cities. But even still, you’ve got a better chance of living a long, healthy life in a city. A 2021 US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report on mortality data from 1999 to 2019 found people living in rural areas die at higher rates than those living in urban areas. That’s because they have less access to healthcare and are more likely to live in poverty.

So what’s next for Aldean? Well, I’ve got some good news for all the Republican lawmakers screeching about how unfair it is that Aldean has been cancelled by the woke mob: he’s going to be fine. Indeed, he’s going to be more than fine. Country music (and America) has a way of opening its arms to people accused of racism and making them feel right at home. Just look at Morgan Wallen, for example. In February 2021 TMZ published a video of the musician drunkenly yelling the N-word during a conversation with a friend. He was shunned from polite society for a few months but made a rapid comeback. He won album of the year at the Academy of Country Music Awards in 2022. His song Last Night is currently in its 14th week at number one on the Billboard Hot 100. If it sticks there a little longer he’ll beat the 19-week record currently held by Lil Nas X’s Old Town Road, featuring Billy Ray Cyrus.

While people on the right may be railing about Aldean being “cancelled”, the sad truth is that this will probably help his career. He’ll go on Fox News and yell about wokeness. He’ll wallow in his imagined victimhood. His song will probably be played in rallies for the next Republican nominee for president. Aldean hasn’t been cancelled or silenced – his message has been amplified.

“The Left is now more concerned about Jason Aldean’s song calling out looters and criminals than they are about stopping looters and criminals,” she tweeted.
Where's the lie?
He is, it would appear, referencing a conspiracy theory that the government is going to confiscate Americans’ guns to impose martial law.
You faggots at the Guardian demand exactly this. Get the fuck outta here with that "conspiracy theory" bullshit.
Aldean’s song doesn’t just epitomize manufactured rightwing nostalgia, it also encapsulates rightwing paranoia. People on the right are obsessed with the idea that big cities are violent hotbeds of crime where you risk your life every time you nip out for a pint of milk. In reality, however, big cities tend to be safer than small towns. A 2013 study by the University of Pennsylvania, for example, found the risk of death from an injury was more than 20% higher in rural small towns than in larger cities. “Cars, guns and drugs are the unholy trinity causing the majority of injury deaths in the US” one of the researchers told NBC News at the time.
Put your money where your mouth is and spend a night on the streets in Oakland.
 
Meanwhile, in the European black metal scene:


Showers of bombs
In the metropoles:
Our worst hounds step out of shadows
To blast the capital.
Let your towers of glass and of steel,
Crumble and fall.
May they roll,
In a diabolical storm,
On their very makers.
And your icons, and your crowds,
And your merchants, adorned with crowns
May they with them
Melt down like butter
Funnily enough, the people I've known for a long time who have a history of listening to NSBM at one point or another are also outraged by this dumb country song. Culture wars turn everyone into complete fucking retards.
 
Aldean, for his part, is furious at insinuations there is anything racist in his song about shooting outsiders who come to his little country town
Well, if you want to loot and burn down businesses in a small town, I think people should be shot.
A 2013 study by the University of Pennsylvania, for example, found the risk of death from an injury was more than 20% higher in rural small towns than in larger cities.
The jobs are more likely industry or agricultural that have high death rates. The personality type matters as well as small town people tend to blame themselves for personal failures rather then society which compels them to take certain actions.

If you come to his (imaginary) small town and disrespect a cop or engage in any sort of protest, you will regret it.
He did mention spitting in their face.

Why not go to South LA and spit in the face of a Black young adult?

You will probably be begging for some small town treatment compared to niggers.
with footage from protests, looting and civil unrest.
You mean arson, assault on police, and looting?

Looting and arson can destroy a small town as smaller business can absorb less losses and smaller towns tend to have older buildings with less fire protection.

One shop burning on Main Street can set several buildings on fire.

Once these small business die, guess who moves in?

Some corporate megastore that these fucks at the Guardian also dislike.
Perhaps you’re wondering which quaint small town Aldean grew up in. The answer is: he didn’t. Aldean is from Macon, Georgia – a city with a population of about 153,000 people. Now he lives in Nashville, a city with a population of approximately 700,000.
This shit is retarded. It's like pointing out a country music star didn't have a pick up growing up or never truly experienced heartbreak.
 
The McMichaels were looking after their own when they shot that "jogger." That happened in a small town, and their neighbors threw them under the bus for it.

The problem with this song is that it's cope. Fart huffing, redneck cope that does nothing but kick the can down the road until this shit DOES come to your small town and you either roll over for it or get rolled up for shooting someone.

This shit about the right wing sucking off the cops needs to stop, as well as playing into the whole anti racism grift. It is a game that you are designed to lose.
Didn't this literally happen in Idaho during the summer of love? "Protestors" showed up ready to nog and citizens showed up armed. Nothing popped off because they knew what'd happen.
 
Didn't this literally happen in Idaho during the summer of love? "Protestors" showed up ready to nog and citizens showed up armed. Nothing popped off because they knew what'd happen.
Northern Idaho:
Central Idaho:
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Not Idaho but (Mormon Militia) Provo Utah:
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I don't care for country music. Johnny Cash is as close as I get. But I do love how this song is making the usual suspects all pissy in their britches.
>"This song is eeeeeeeevil and only Nahtzees like it"
>"Let's tell the world about this eeeeeeeevil Nahtzee song"

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Let's be honest though, it's largely rich white kids burning down poor black people's neighborhoods, shops, and businesses anyway. And they crying about racism after destroying the local economy over some scumbag who would have stabbed them to death over ten bucks.
 
Y'know I don't think Ice T's's Cop Killer got this many people's panties in a bunch and it was pretty blunt in it's message. Like this is the kind of shit that would have been a Coors jingle 20+ years ago.

Edit: I got my Ices mixed up
 
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Has no one mentioned that this whole thing is massive cringe yet, and no I don't mean the gay leftist reaction (although that's cringe too but they never stop being cringe so you get a tolerance).

Not only is the "say it to my face faggot not online" posturing cringe, the whole argument is from a defensive (feminine) perspective - not "I'm gonna come kill you for subverting our institutions" but "y-you better not be mean to the COPS in MY town" - dude that's fuckin' GAY. Cons can't even write an actual offensive and threatening protest song. Sure he might not have a career afterwards but that just emphasizes how "real" the whole thing is to begin with.

All of that cringe is layered on top of this being mainstream pop cuntry music, something that I'm 99% sure only retarded white dog moms listen to. THIS IS HUGE CRINGE FAGGOTS DISASSOCIATE YOURSELVES IMMEDIATELY
 
I'm not an American, but isn't the song accurate? Even I know that there are certain things you wouldn't do in (certain places of) Texas.
Come to Utah and you'll get cooked doing nigger shit. Case in point:

Northern Idaho:
Central Idaho:
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Not Idaho but (Mormon Militia) Provo Utah:
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Is that camo workable for the Utah terrain? I'm kinda concerned Multicam might be a bit light for my area but was curious as to how it actually holds up in certain environments.
Utah is a lot of tundra, a bit of green, a bit of tan, a bit of rock; basically if it worked in afghanistan it'll work here.
 
Is that camo workable for the Utah terrain? I'm kinda concerned Multicam might be a bit light for my area but was curious as to how it actually holds up in certain environments.

It's a really good camo for Utah. Utah has a lot of different environments, from Alpine, to urban, to scrub, to desert. About the only place it would be less effective would be Southern Utah where there is a lot of red rock sand stone.
 
Come to Utah and you'll get cooked doing nigger shit. Case in point:




Utah is a lot of tundra, a bit of green, a bit of tan, a bit of rock; basically if it worked in afghanistan it'll work here.
It's a really good camo for Utah. Utah has a lot of different environments, from Alpine, to urban, to scrub, to desert. About the only place it would be less effective would be Southern Utah where there is a lot of red rock sand stone.
Thanks for clearing that up, it does look like it'd be better for arid environments than others, trying to create something "universal" that works well overall in most places is a challenge.

I'm so not into pop country but I think it's funny how they managed to spread knowledge of this song's existence farther than it ever would have gone.
Y'know I don't think Ice Cube's Cop Killer got this many people's panties in a bunch and it was pretty blunt in it's message. Like this is the kind of shit that would have been a Coors jingle 20+ years ago.
Ice-T you mean, it was a heavy metal song also. You're probably thinking of Fuck the Police from NWA, not a terrible song all things considered but overplayed by the usual suspects.
 
This shit is retarded. It's like pointing out a country music star didn't have a pick up growing up or never truly experienced heartbreak.

Neighborcattle should be administered constant microdose reinforcements in the form of little soundbyte snarky gotchas. "Woah the irony's off the charts... its like a meme! no way i'd wanna look into this further and get myself really really bored."
 
Funnily enough, the people I've known for a long time who have a history of listening to NSBM at one point or another are also outraged by this dumb country song. Culture wars turn everyone into complete fucking retards.

Oh yeah, the metal scene has devolved into a bunch of hand wringing retards.
 
Ain't that the dude that got heatstroke in fucking Vermont or some shit recently?

Anyway having experienced small towns in the deep south you can get away with pretty much anything there (like running a meth lab or raping your kids, or making your kids run a meth lab), except like, being gay or goth or Catholic or w/e.

There's also a surprising amount of gentrification going on, at least in certain areas, where giant treeless hellscape McSubdivisions and McMansions are built in some shithole in the boonies, which are populated by Karens that clutch pearls about comprehensive sex ed being grooming but make their daughters do child pageants and REEEEE if they see any native wildlife.
 
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Ain't that the dude that got heatstroke in fucking Vermont or some shit recently?

Anyway having experienced small towns in the deep south you can get away with pretty much anything there (like running a meth lab or raping your kids, or making your kids run a meth lab), except like, being gay or goth or Catholic or w/e.
Being goth is cringe and gay isn't right in the sight of the lord, and Catholic... I got no horse in that retard fight lol.
 
Being goth is cringe and gay isn't right in the sight of the lord, and Catholic... I got no horse in that retard fight lol.
Good thing I'm not Christian.

The anti-catholic shit depends on the region, but in the deep south evangelical fundie territory its still a thing in rural areas, at least according to my catholic friends.
 
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