Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,639 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,929 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,273
I'm thinking of calculating the amount of time Thor has actually spent working on Heartbound during his streams.
If the process wouldn't make you wanna kill yourself, I'd suggest doing it for the past 4-6 weeks' streams. The average from that would be a pretty good reflection of the past year of how much time a day he actually spends working on this 8 years in development magnum opus of his.
 
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Thor has announced a 21 hour WOW stream because despite building himself as a scorned Blizzard employee he seems to still continue to drink the milk from the blizzard milfs.
Another successful game development of playing world of warcraft for 21 hours instead.

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Pay no attention to him playing ZZZ, a gacha game, last month. This guy is all money over morals.
Oh for sure, its frustrating especially when you see devs working on their games like the Soulash 2 guy getting gutted because he politely told people he had no plans to work out and code in gay marriages.
 
If the process wouldn't make you wanna kill yourself, I'd suggest doing it for the past 4-6 weeks' streams. The average from that would be a pretty good reflection of the past year of how much time a day he actually spends working on this 8 years in development magnum opus of his.
I would have to watch these streams at 12x speed, not to mention decide what qualifies as 'work' on the game. I could get very specific, but I don't think taking his hands off the keyboard for a moment should count as slacking off—most programmers aren’t locked in for 12 straight hours cranking out lines of code. However, if he stops coding and spends 40 minutes answering TTS while minimally flipping through code branches, I would count that against him. Most game devs in the industry don't do that. I’m not trying to inflate the numbers for the sake of it—this is purely a 'production evaluation.' If I were Thor's boss, what would I think of his employee's performance?
Honestly when I have time over this weekend since I am trying to seek employment currently I'll see if I can do this for these past 8-10 streams. I will also GLADLY take any volunteers who wish to contribute.
 
This is his only actual skill. He can talk his way out of or into things. That's it. It's why his credits as an "ebin l33t haxor" are all social engineering-related if it's not something a teammate did instead. All of his discussed tactics specifically target behaviors (blocking autowalk paths that bots use, using banwaves instead of individual bans to avoid revealing what outed them, convincing employees to give away confidential info, following them to where they're having lunch, lying about being part of DEFCON so he could get unique information other participants got, etc).
Because he's not really a hacker, he's just a scam artist which is a skill easily misinterpreted as hacking to the point of association. It's like a porch pirate telling you they're great at bank robberies. Sure, you can get an equivalent end result - stolen goods - but the scale, method, and means are all completely different and ultimately incongruous. You think if he could actually do half the shit the people he associates with do he'd be anti-piracy, pro-"as a service," and sucking corporate cock for fucking free? Hell no!
He knows it too, that's why he markets to kids who don't know it and just see all of the flashy techbro cargo cult shit like a stenography password or how his Flipper Zero is a totally lethal weapon. because if he looks like an ebin l33t haxxor to them, then he'll be seen as one by the greater community. You won't see him flex like that around people who actually give enough of a shit to call him out. Bet you he was real fucking demure in any team discussions at DEFCON.

Ryan Montgomery​

is actually someone who knows how to do everything Jason claims to know how to do but he mainly goes after child predators and is an autistic weirdo neat who just sits in his room all day walks to Walmart every single day to get the exact same thing he's actually really funny guy.







Another successful game development of playing world of warcraft for 21 hours instead.

Oh for sure, its frustrating especially when you see devs working on their games like the Soulash 2 guy getting gutted because he politely told people he had no plans to work out and code in gay marriages.

Hey Jason you have a large audience maybe come to the defense of an independent creator who's being harassed by weirdos I'm just kidding Jason would never do that he has no spine and that would require standing up for people being able to create what they want and not being bullied by homosexuals
 
PL I've replaced a couple of carpets over the years, one being for a sickly looking woman who owned ferrets. She let them roam around her bedroom freely and let me fucking tell you something; When any animal that isn't a dog is living in your house they piss and shit everywhere, ferrets specifically are extremely bad. When I was doing demo on the carpet and ripping it up; I found little piles of ferret shit in the corners of her room and when I pulled the carpets up I was able to see stains stretching across the entire bedroom OF FUCKING FERRET PISS. These little hell spawn had been pissing all over her carpet every time they were let out of their enclosure in her room.

(you can see stains on the undersides of carpets really easily, This was the best picture I could find of that but it was way way worse than this and there were a few little blood stains as well)
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It was one of the foulest fucking smells imaginable even when I had just walked into her house my fucking eyes were watering. It burns like soap in your eyes, even as I was pulling the carpet up and it got on to my skin it started burning my fucking skin and I had to leave the job to go buy some chemical gloves and a long sleeve shirt. So yeah, these "cute" little animals are actually piss and shit demons with depraved fucked up owners who are so fucked they can't tell that the urea is literally killing them.
Thanks for the nightmare fuel :cryblood:.
 
"Yeah so uh I am a super cool independent that don't need no man and I worked at a company for 10-12 years that paid me one-third of what I was worth and I hate them what toxic assholes now here's me glowingly talking about my good ol days and shilling their products and streaming WoW and saying DID YOU KNOW MY DAD WORKS AT A DEALERSHIP? DID YOU KNOW WE WORKED AT BLIZZARD? Every other day in perpetuity."
 
He showed up on my feed and to the surprise of no one instead of coding - he is playing World of Warcraft. YET AGAIN!
He must be such a productive worker off of his 8 hour+ streams. Surely his game will be released any day now.
Yeah, odds are he's taken some tips from Yandev's book and is just going to milk development for as long as possible.
 
Too bad that's what his faggot neckbeard dad passed down instead of the actual programming skills. I don't think anyone has shared the clip of him talking about his dad being the neckbeard from the WoW episode of South Park. This faggot is the failson of the South Park WoW neckbeard. That's low.
What gets me is how this faggot smugly talks about it
At least in my opinion, being the failson of "he who has no life" is not a great flex to have at all.

Edit: Since the clip links to a jewtube video, I thought of archiving an on site copy (5mb)
 
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I'm thinking of calculating the amount of time Thor has actually spent working on Heartbound during his streams. To be precise, we could exclude the times he answers his super chats using his 'totally original and completely proprietary' queue system. Just in the last 3-4 streams, including the current one (assuming he streams for the full stated time), there’s a total of 65 hours ( by my very rough calculation) of streaming where he hasn't worked on the game he said would be released in 2017. This is only from the most recent streams, where he’s mostly been streaming WoW raids. But since this guy has been streaming for a long while, I'd be very curious to see the full amount of time given all of these years of streaming. Plus I don't just trust what he states he does off-camera.
Watching his streams would be pure torture, yet alone keeping a log book of his progress. But this does give me a hilariously brilliant idea. You could create a pixel bot that watches his streams when he goes live. The pixel bot watches select pixels scattered around his screen that, when matched, indicate his IDE is the active window and he's "working". When the pixels don't match, he's got another window in front of his screen and is otherwise watching something, or drawing in paint.

Then you get the bot to record the length of the stream versus the time the pixel bot detected his IDE, and you can guess how long he was working for. Jason would probably argue that this would be inaccurate, but the idiot wouldn't realize that the pitiful work hours the bot reported would heavily favor him.
 
Watching his streams would be pure torture, yet alone keeping a log book of his progress. But this does give me a hilariously brilliant idea. You could create a pixel bot that watches his streams when he goes live. The pixel bot watches select pixels scattered around his screen that, when matched, indicate his IDE is the active window and he's "working". When the pixels don't match, he's got another window in front of his screen and is otherwise watching something, or drawing in paint.

Then you get the bot to record the length of the stream versus the time the pixel bot detected his IDE, and you can guess how long he was working for. Jason would probably argue that this would be inaccurate, but the idiot wouldn't realize that the pitiful work hours the bot reported would heavily favor him.
That would be great, but I'm not an expert at setting up a pixel bot. However, what you're describing is essentially what I'm trying to do. I plan to skim through and watch a bunch of Thor's VODs, then estimate based on when I see lines of code for Heartbound and when he's actively working on it. Here's the tricky part—Thor also runs a Minecraft server, known as 'BlockGame.' It’s a RuneScape-like MMO server where Thor has reworked every system in Minecraft with plugins. He considers it a second game, even though he doesn't make any money from it. It's a separate project, but it also gets screen time, with code being displayed. I can easily tell the difference, but I'm not sure a bot, without someone with a competent level of programming, could distinguish between the two. So, I think it's best to approach this manually, by hand, and get a rough estimate of how much time he spends on stream not working on the game.
 
Alrighty guys here we fucking go. Turns out I am not gonna be as busy during the evenings as I first anticipated. So tonight I am digging through the first stream on my docket. I will post an image here showing where I am starting, so that if anyone else wishes to cover streams further back you may do so.

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And for fun, I am gonna show my work, here is my notepad showing how I am gonna go about this.

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I am watching this stream in 2x speed and will skip around when need be, if I can see his game maker open I will be fair and check to see if he is working and coding his game and will note it
 
Here's the tricky part—Thor also runs a Minecraft server, known as 'BlockGame.' It’s a RuneScape-like MMO server where Thor has reworked every system in Minecraft with plugins. He considers it a second game, even though he doesn't make any money from it. It's a separate project, but it also gets screen time, with code being displayed. I can easily tell the difference, but I'm not sure a bot, without someone with a competent level of programming, could distinguish between the two.
It's actually not hard if you're already checking pixels on the screen.
If he's working on his game, he will have the GameMaker window up with the GM icon and "GameMaker" in the title, you can check for that, or any parts of the GameMaker toolbar icons.
When he's working on his MC server, he's just editing YAML (configuration files) in a Notepad++ window, never really editing the actual Java code (from what I've seen), some guy that can actually code wrote that code, he just customizes it with config files like the cuck he is.
 
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