Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Diabolical diabetic]

I googled his name so I could block him on all media and saw this thread - had to say my piece.

Your account was created on May 11 before this thread was even made, what's up with that?

 

[Horny Jeff the Fuck Rat]

while reading Huck Fin he would take to say "NIGGER" as loud as he could

Based

Is a Nepo-Baby

It was the worst thing I noticed about him while watching his streams and shorts. Really surprised to see this thread here and discover that he's a furfag that helps groomers to avoid consequences

Your account was created on May 11 before this thread was even made, what's up with that?

He probably wanted to post it in another thread where Jason was mentioned.

 

[nukebot]

Your account was created on May 11 before this thread was even made, what's up with that?

This is a lot of juicy gossip, but can you substantiate any of it? I don't think you're just making it all up, but some evidence would be nice to have. Please and thank you.
In particular, I'm interested in any proof that Hall is lying about his certs, stole/plagiarized other people's games, and cheated to win those DEF CON Black Badges.


This board isn't indexed by Google, and you need a KF account to view threads in this board. I don't really care if you (and probably the OP) have some kind of vendetta against Hall, but you should know that Kiwi Farmers generally dislike personal army requests. Just keep that in mind.
Hall definitely seems to have lolcow potential, but I think this thread needs a little more content with evidence to back it up.

Your right. I think I got here somehow through a chain of link clicks that started on Google a little while ago. I was lurker for a while after finding he was outted for weirdness on the discord bot drama so I went about making an account.

I tried getting some of the other folks knew him to join me but their response is "Fuck that guy, your just giving him attention". So I'm s.o.l. on that front.

I am familiar with /b/ as it was the place that gave me the idea to check his references in the first place. I'm giving my first hand account on this guy. You can easily check his "Credentials" on his LinkedIn and find that he had farmed endorsements from the same pool of 20 people it has only licenses and certifications is the one that he got for free after working at Blizzard from the American software testing qualifications board.

You will notice a huge disconnect in his social media accounts and "friends" from his Facebook that went to the same school and graduated the same year. He burned his bridges with pretty much everyone.

I would invest more time with screenshots and waybackmachine timestamps but this whole thing is about a real life gay vampire weirdo. I know what I saw and heard and believe it to be true.

The best I can hope for is being seen as an innane jackass who doesn't feel like providing receipts after spilling what I've held in for years. There are others that he has done a lot more too who have an ax to grind but that's not my story to tell. What I can say is:
If your dad and mom say "The world would be a better place without people like him." When your still kids, Jason Hall is what they can grow up into.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

It is possible he might have piggyback his way into winning the DEF CON badges as he was part of a 12 person team for the number 23 and 24 black badges, he was also part of a team for 25 but the individual participants aren't listed.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I would invest more time with screenshots and waybackmachine timestamps but this whole thing is about a real life gay vampire weirdo. I know what I saw and heard and believe it to be true.

We don't doubt what you claim about Thor but it would nice if you had some sort of proof to back up your claims. We are in the Trust but Verify stage of this thread.

 

[nukebot]

We don't doubt what you claim about Thor but it would nice if you had some sort of proof to back up your claims. We are in the Trust but Verify stage of this thread.

That's fair. I'll see if any of my old emails has any of his "Spam Mailers" he used to send to folks for "Quirky Quizzes to see what character you are" that he would use to blackmail people that would have form questions like "Who was your first crush?/Who are you crushing on now?" type stuff. He got really pissed when I answered every question with "Your a Faggot Pussy, Jason. Love, Dad."

i’ve hated this faggot since this video came out
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Guy who was known to say "Nigglettes", "Niggers", "Nigger Nuggets", "Niggagaehy", "Gaycringe", "Faghag", "Fishcunttranny", and act based while he lives off his daddies Nepotism and effectively burned everyone he was once "Friends with" by trying to fuck all of them. Yea, he "Wants you to tell a story" because everyone that knows his story knows this is all an act. Voice Modulated Bitch-Made Tranyjanny.
If I were a betting man I would put my money on him having his mods shut anyone down for mentioning a single bulletpoint I've posed and will immediately worble "Uhg, toxic haters" while he has a history of gooning to guro and loli guro and posting people's phone numbers on /b/ for his own "Personal Armying".

Addendum: You could probably set him off by saying "I know about your 'Gross out' and 'Guro Girls' Folder." and he'd have to silently put on an act while shitting himself.

 

[Horny Jeff the Fuck Rat]

The best I can hope for is being seen as an innane jackass who doesn't feel like providing receipts

Change the Channel document didn't have any receipts for most of the stuff in it, but at least a bunch of known people put their names on it.
Your claims are more like this:

I can totally see how someone like Jason can do everything you mentioned, but for anyone in his audience (twitch-"people") it's easy to brush off everything you say as "it's just something haters made up on that evil nazi far-right k*w*f*rms forum that Keffals purged from the Internet"

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Called my friends (and me) "Nigglettes" at school, every chance in English class while reading Huck Fin he would take to say "NIGGER" as loud as he could. Said it was "Part of his heritage" as his "Mom lives in the country and dad's name is JoeyRay" and bragged about "His family owning a brothel". Called me "one of the good ones".

First bullet point, I'm already giggling. Holy shit that's funny.

 

[nukebot]

i’ve hated this faggot since this video came out
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Guy who was known to say "Nigglettes", "Niggers", "Nigger Nuggets", "Niggagaehy", "Gaycringe", "Faghag", "Fishcunttranny", and act based while he lives off his daddies Nepotism and effectively burned everyone he was once "Friends with" by trying to fuck all of them. Yea, he "Wants you to tell a story" because everyone that knows his story knows this is all an act. Voice Modulated Bitch-Made Tranyjanny.
If I were a betting man I would put my money on him having his mods shut anyone down for mentioning a single bulletpoint I've posed and will immediately worble "Uhg, toxic haters" while he has a history of gooning to guro and loli guro.

It is possible he might have piggyback his way into winning the DEF CON badges as he was part of a 12 person team for the number 23 and 24 black badges, he was also part of a team for 25 but the individual participants aren't listed.

Jason "claims to be pen test/op sec" and then "ImA hAxOr At DeFcOn" and has a hard time with a pedo-troll-bot exposing him. Pours "what he knows" into an Undertale Rippoff game with a "Total Bitch" Narrative in a far below sub-par game that uses a stripped down RPG maker that's been gutted and recoded with his name on it (as per usually just see the bullet points on his plagiarism). Claims to have only been working on his own games since 2017 but Panders to trannys, genderqueers, and children - all whom are emotionally venerable and mentally unstable or immature. He effectively nuked his old youtube channel (just checked) along with any posts be made pre-2016 across all social media. He's quite the "Vulnerability Manager" if you ask me.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Claimed to be a "Glow in the dark nigger" working Government Sec Ops for digital currency but never adhered to NDA considerations. Violated any and all possible security protocols on disclosure if true as he was bitching in his ventrillo that "No one believes him". The truth is:
No one does and the government wouldn't give a white faggot like him clearance because he's already a flight risk before even signing a document.

This particular claim sounds like it comes from around 2017-2018 since that's around the time Terry A. Davis was at his peak and was the originator of the "Glow in the Dark (CIA) Niggers" term to refer to Government Agents. I agree with the thread that verification would be good for this claim since it'd help paint a picture of how Jason was prior to how he is currently, even though I feel like Jason seems like the type of person that would do most of the things mentioned in your post.

This board isn't indexed by Google, and you need a KF account to view threads in this board. I don't really care if you (and probably the OP) have some kind of vendetta against Hall, but you should know that Kiwi Farmers generally dislike personal army requests. Just keep that in mind.
Hall definitely seems to have lolcow potential, but I think this thread needs a little more content with evidence to back it up.

Your account was created on May 11 before this thread was even made, what's up with that?

To be fair, I've seen Jason as the main person leading the charge against Spy.Pet so it's likely that Nukebot found this site through Spy.Pet. Though, a little odd to namesearch Jason unless something happened that was that important to keep tabs on someone.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

[All that shit]

I wanna call bullshit until you supply more evidence than blurting out random names like Otm Shank did for Keffals, so until you supply some sort of proof I'm gonna leave it in the realm of "It's believable but not verified." The only reason I think it's believable is his voice. It's pretty known he amps up the bass on his mic to sound like he has a deeper voice and claimed he experienced a "second puberty' in his 30s, and there's videos from about 2018 or so (when the Terry A. Davis "Glow in the dark" shibboleth was popularized) where you can hear the voice of someone who would definitely say the kind of bullshit in this post.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Wow, a programmer IT autist is also a furry, call off all my meetings 'cause this one's a doozy!

For real, though, there's nothing egregious in this thread bar nukebot's accusations, which are, as it stands, nothing but accusations from someone who clearly has an unreasonably large axe to grind considering how hard he keeps double posting in this thread to an audience of 3 people. I don't even know why he's trying to hide his furry shit, because nobody cares. I've been critical of Thor in other threads, but calling him a lolcow really is scraping the bottom of the barrel IMO.

 

[Right Butt Cheek]

I remember when this dude had big drama with MatPat. MatPat played his game Heartbound on stream and listed the game as Undertale 2. So PirateSoftware was pissed about not getting the credit for Heartbound and people started also harassing Toby Fox thinking that was his game. Other Youtubers like PeanutButterGamer chimed in on the drama. Toby Fox eventually chimed in too, telling MatPat he was disappointed in him for the clickbait Undertale 2 thing. That's really the only thing I knew about him until this recent Helldivers thing.

 

[Mulbruk]

Did some digging a month or two ago, but didn't find much aside from the usual furry and trans degeneracy.

Only posting here for future reference if this thread ever takes off.

His defcon focused twitter account: Direct Link : Archive

The only interesting information was found combing the other dev, RiverMakes/f1shb0nes, even then it's all vague to nothing or significant interest.

She goes by Shaye and is the illustrator for Heartbound, is a exotic veterinarian , a furry pooner, Jason's current roommate and sexual partner.

Old and most recent photo.
Currently looks like she's trying to skin walk Jason; down to dressing like a pre-teen.

Old Image Archive. New Image Archive
apparently they are both known to be interested in furry swinger parties and alluded to be the mistress that broke up Jason's marriage.

Post Archive

Current Twitter @Rivermakes : Archive
Previous Twitter: @f1shb0nes :
Deviant Art: f1shb0nes/Rivermakes : Archive
Instagram: Rivermakes Instagram :
Personal(?) Instagram: Shayebot Instagram :

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Something I will add is that I am concerned about him turning into another "kingmaker" type who would constantly invade into other streamers spheres and brigade a new, bigger audience that don't integrate with the streamers' existing audience. Jason has already started down this path by collaborating with Simpleflips more and more to the point where he and his audience are now part of Simple's latest Mario 64 romhack competition.

Link (A)

THE NEW COMPETITION HAS JUST STARTED.​

For the first time ever, we have a sponsor.
PirateSoftware is providing generous funding for this competition, making the prize pool a grand total of $10,000 -- much larger than it has ever been. A huge shoutout to him and his community, thank you so much.

(...)

WINNER SELECTION: PLEASE READ AS OUR RULES HAVE CHANGED​

• We have adjusted the winning criteria and how the winners will be selected for this competition for the sake of fairness and to reduce random chance.
• PirateSoftware and SimpleFlips will decide the top ten winners based off of opinion / criticism / judgment / etc.
• All other placements outside of the top ten will still be decided by audience vote / popular demand.

It was annoying watching Ludwig invade Jerma and Clint Stevens streams/videos, and I expect the same annoyance from Jason.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

2001-2002 in Mrs. M. (RIP Ms M.) Graphics Design and Flash Class for the ROP program.

Seems to me ahead of it's time for a course like this to be offered in 2001. Couldn't find any archives, but this program does have a Graphics class offered today which adds a bit of credibility. And you saying that there was an ROP program at his school would be an autistic level of detail to go into if you were making shit up

Plagiarized the "Food Shooter" into "Champions of Breakfast" his first game released on steam

It seems to me it'd be more trouble than it's worth porting a 2001 flash game to desktop than it would be to just remake it from scratch given how simplistic it looks

Often cheated on all homework using early predictive random generators for essays 2002 and up.

This is the part that seems the most implausible to me. It's hard to find examples of old generated text because any AI-related serach terms have been completely assraped by SaaS companies in the past few years, but I couldn't find anything from around the era that was more comprehensible than this. And I'd also assume it'd be nontrivial to actually run this type of program back then


But, I'm no expert

Got his "Def Con Black Badges" by ripping off other people's "Cryptographic Puzzles" and slapping his name on it.

I thought these were for solving puzzles, not creating them? Unless you mean by "ripping off" you mean riding the coattails of his teammates answers, which is believable but a weird way to phrase it

Overall your claims seem very deliberately unfalsifiable. Anything that could be proven wrong happened too long ago to be archived. They could be true, but there's just no reason to believe you.

 

[nukebot]

Seems to me ahead of it's time for a course like this to be offered in 2001. Couldn't find any archives, but this program does have a Graphics class offered today which adds a bit of credibility. And you saying that there was an ROP program at his school would be an autistic level of detail to go into if you were making shit up


It seems to me it'd be more trouble than it's worth porting a 2001 flash game to desktop than it would be to just remake it from scratch given how simplistic it looks


This is the part that seems the most implausible to me. It's hard to find examples of old generated text because any AI-related serach terms have been completely assraped by SaaS companies in the past few years, but I couldn't find anything from around the era that was more comprehensible than this. And I'd also assume it'd be nontrivial to actually run this type of program back then

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I thought these were for solving puzzles, not creating them? Unless you mean by "ripping off" you mean riding the coattails of his teammates answers, which is believable but a weird way to phrase it

Overall your claims seem very deliberately unfalsifiable. Anything that could be proven wrong happened too long ago to be archived. They could be true, but there's just no reason to believe you.

To be perfectly honest - it's just what I witnessed. I tried to get other people to pop on here and verify but they do not want to get involved so I feel defeated in the matter. The bullet points where what I had witnessed first hand and through my friends at the time. The last personal interaction was unsavory to say the least and referred to my child as "One of those". Which touched the memory of back when he called me "One of the good ones".

I don't know much about porting the flash game to another language but I do remember him saying he "Reskinned and repackaged it with more assets". I do not have the IT knowledge nor supposed gravitas that he does. However, I can use google and browse his LinkedIn and see the same names multiple times on different "Endorsements".

The Proto-AI stuff were the "Random Story Generators" that were around in 2002. Nothing too crazy just a sort of computer randomized Mad-Libs thing.

Someone out there will have a lot more than me. Someone with proof beyond my hearsay and allegations.

This particular claim sounds like it comes from around 2017-2018 since that's around the time Terry A. Davis was at his peak and was the originator of the "Glow in the Dark (CIA) Niggers" term to refer to Government Agents. I agree with the thread that verification would be good for this claim since it'd help paint a picture of how Jason was prior to how he is currently, even though I feel like Jason seems like the type of person that would do most of the things mentioned in your post.

His words were "I'm a fed now" but I thought a more current meme fit. I've been trying to stay on top of the zeitgeist of internet culture but it's changing every day. It's like a train wreck that goes on forever. I've been watching too much commentary on these people, I think.

nothing but accusations from someone who clearly has an unreasonably large axe to grind considering how hard he keeps double posting in this thread to an audience of 3 people

Firsthand accounts are what I witnessed. He called me slurs when I first met him and referred to my child as "one of those" and made a goofy as fuck face like he was a cartoon character. So, I'll rant on about it and maybe someone else from his hometown will crawl out of the woodwork "Like the rest of us niggas" as Jason would say.

The stupidest quote I ever heard out of his mouth was:
"Eraser-Head gave me nightmares", so if you want to fuck with him just show him this.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

@nukebot where's the proof, nigglette?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Checked out a little bit with this guy. I don't understand why he's so popular. He doesn't really have any merits to his name other than he worked at blizzard for a bit?
-He has a modded minecraft server.
-A game in early access that looks like RPG Maker under tale
-Another game that is a simple bullet hell game?

What exactly makes people flock to this guy or value his opinions? How did he get big?

 

[Derped223]

Probably because of YouTube shorts