Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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vulpes has been employed by soda for 5-6+ years (that's how long I've been watching soda, could be employed for longer) as his head moderator. he organizes everything soda does, and also works behind the scenes in OnlyFangs to commission Add-ons, deal with petty drama etc.

This is what he had to say about Mald getting Gkicked. Read from bottom to top, Chance is sodapoppin

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Just want to say I absolutely love this thread and wish I read it sooner. I am 100% one of those people who has no knowledge of coding, plays classic wow, and found Maldy pretty inoffensive if not somewhat interesting when his youtube shorts were shoved down my throat 24/7. Never watched his streams, don't give a fuck about his shitty game.
Since I've been following Only Fangs to a certain extent I'd seen all the smarter-than-thou mage comments of him reacting to other wipes and like every other wow player the arguing mid everyone fighting for their life just makes your skin curl. Fuck this furry freak and this has been such a funny turn of events. I had two friends IRL who know I'm pretty deep in wow ask me about this - I'm just so shocked it's this big and how I haven't even heard a whisper of this guys fuckery in the entire year where he became basically an eceleb overnight. It must be so miserable living your life with an ego like this.
 
Has anyone been able to confirm these alleged death threats?
I mean chances are amongst thousands of negative comments there might've been one or two that can be construed as a hate post. And if there wasn't he'd just send himself one on an alt. And if he didn't he'd just claim there were death threats anyways, who cares, can you prove there weren't?

This whole "death threats" thing is such a fucking bullshit, it's what people that have mass media backing do. It's so convenient and costs nothing. Because you just know journos will run cover for them, muh poor victim of death threats!
Meanwhile nobody would give a shit if null or anybody else on here was doXXed or had death threats against them, they wouldn't even mention it.

"Death threats" is such fucking bullshit. Such a nice catch-all responsibility-avoidance-tool. We've seen it play out a billion times and yet it still works.
Fucked over friends and colleagues, ran a near-cultishly inappropriate fan club around your person, caught in narcissistic grifting lies defying belief, had some consent accidents, embezzled tranny charity money?
Don't worry. Just be death threatened bro.
 
I have a theory. Remember that time Mald straight up doxed a guy who designed Defcon CTFs because Mr. Robot used part of his puzzle as an easter egg in an episode, of which said guy actually had a part in making, and put it in there as an easter egg for defcon attendees? The answer to the CTF was his phone number, so Mald dropped it on twitter to "epically own" the showrunners for "being stupid and not understanding what they're putting in their show". Even if it was their mistake, he should have notified them in private instead of being a fucking sperg on Twitter about it. This shows he has absolutely no problem fucking over other people to make himself look competent to the public, and lecture people. I believe he was fully intending to let them die so he could lecture them about how bad the pull was.
The funny thing is that if he wasn't a spineless roach and saved them despite the shit pull, he'd have come out looking like the hero who put his ass on the line to make up for their mistakes.
Instead he just fucking leaves them to die.
 
Just want to say I absolutely love this thread and wish I read it sooner. I am 100% one of those people who has no knowledge of coding, plays classic wow, and found Maldy pretty inoffensive if not somewhat interesting when his youtube shorts were shoved down my throat 24/7. Never watched his streams, don't give a fuck about his shitty game.
Since I've been following Only Fangs to a certain extent I'd seen all the smarter-than-thou mage comments of him reacting to other wipes and like every other wow player the arguing mid everyone fighting for their life just makes your skin curl. Fuck this furry freak and this has been such a funny turn of events. I had two friends IRL who know I'm pretty deep in wow ask me about this - I'm just so shocked it's this big and how I haven't even heard a whisper of this guys fuckery in the entire year where he became basically an eceleb overnight. It must be so miserable living your life with an ego like this.
Finished an MC with the guildies tonight and after the loot is distributed someone bring up Pirate getting gkicked and EVERYONE in the call instantly chimes in asking for details. He's incredibly infamous right now
 
HUGE iirc here; he claims he was offered the fed job. He brought it to his boss and checked if he can get a better offer from amazon. The boss couldnt and the boss, yes, the boss encouraged him to take the job.

Later he said that the fed job downsized 1 person and he has to take like 50 (or was it 30?) flights per year or something cause the work got spread to other team members and so he quit on his own. Or so he says.
I guess this is a big cope. He said that he went to Amazon Games, because they offered him a job with decent pay (unlike Blizzard).
I'm pretty sure fed jobs don't pay as good, at least in IT, so let's check it:

Glassdor says that QA at Amazon earns $101k–$154k/year with $124k median.
Indeed says that the median is $133k/year.

This might be a long shot but:
Glassdor says that Cybersecurity Expert earns $92k-$140k/year at a fed job.
DHS Cybersecurity Service lists earning levels as:
- Entry Track: $67,200 – $87,000
- Developmental Track: $82,000 – $107,000
- Technical Track: $105,600 – $212,500
- Leadership Track: $122,400 – $201,500
- Executive Track: $174,300 – $237,500

So he could technically make a bag on a Technical Track level, but when you check the requirements:
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It's pretty obvious that he doesn't have 5+ YoE for a Senior Cybersecurity Specialist position which doesn't pay that much better than Amazon, and even if he includes some faggot DEFCON / Blizzard janny experience as a cybersecurity, then he still definitely doesn't have 8+ YoE for Staff Cybersecurity Specialist position with a decent pay, and if he were a STAFF level fed specialist, he would boast about it, no doubt.

Ergo (what I believe until proven otherwise): he was fired from Amazon, and got an entry level fed job with shitty pay, and got fired again when the team downsized.
 
It's pretty obvious that he doesn't have 5+ YoE for a Senior Cybersecurity Specialist position which doesn't pay that much better than Amazon, and even if he includes some faggot DEFCON / Blizzard janny experience as a cybersecurity, then he still definitely doesn't have 8+ YoE for Staff Cybersecurity Specialist position with a decent pay, and if he were a STAFF level fed specialist, he would boast about it, no doubt.
He wasn't employed by the DHS or the DOE, he was a consultant for an agency (Eagle Research Group) that worked with the DOE over govt contracts.
These kind of consultants are usually paid way more than direct employees.
It's probable that he wasn't fired for bad performance, but the contract expired, and he was let go.
 
Finished an MC with the guildies tonight and after the loot is distributed someone bring up Pirate getting gkicked and EVERYONE in the call instantly chimes in asking for details. He's incredibly infamous right now

To add to this - for non-wow-gamers every zone has its own instanced chat unique to that area. In general they're all pretty quiet except for the low level starting zones. If you type a Maldy joke in any of these it immediately lights up. Barrens chat (second questing zone for horde) is notorious as the non-pc one of these and it has been people shitting on him non-stop for about 48 hours now. My guild is a bunch of 30+ year old dad gamers with jobs and every dungeon run is just jokes about him. Obviously this has breached the wow-sphere but for people not playing I really can't overstate how much players are shitting on him. I don't even play on the Only Fangs server.
 
I hate to say it but I don't know how he could make this any worse.
By continuing to talk about it, which he seems dead set on doing. Soda kicking him will irk him to no end because in his mind Soda is a smaller less influential streamer than he is and shouldn't hold any power over him. By the end of this he could alienate every single major world of warcraft streamer, and by extension the entire wow community. I think that is probably unlikely, but I also thought that he would stop talking about this days ago and let it fade away.
 
How many more puberties Maldy needs to go through before growing up?
Maybe it's not a puberty thing but something like dog years. Maldavius ages slower than the rest of us thanks to his 20 years of stealing breast milk from the break room fridge working at blizzard so instead of being 36 he's actually 5.
 
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He wasn't employed by the DHS or the DOE, he was a consultant for an agency (Eagle Research Group) that worked with the DOE over govt contracts.
These kind of consultants are usually paid way more than direct employees.
It's probable that he wasn't fired for bad performance, but the contract expired, and he was let go.
Sorry, I assumed he was hired by some kind of a government agency.
 
is there any evidence he hacked power plants for the government?
any photos, videos, a short of him telling a story there
i know its on his linked in he did but is their any evidence?
you wonder how he got the job with how awful his code is
 
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is there any evidence he hacked power plants for the government?
any photos, videos, a short of him telling a story there
i know its on his linked in he did but is their any evidence?
you wonder how he got the job with how awful his code is
Direct evidence? No.

Eagle research group did have declared government contracts with the DOE at that time, so it does check out.
I don't doubt he did it, to be honest, contracting agencies are fucking predators when it comes to throwing positions around at top CTF players.
ERG being on the prowl to pad their portfolio (or replace someone) for the purpose of the contract is the most realistic thing about this entire story.
 
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Obviously this has breached the wow-sphere but for people not playing I really can't overstate how much players are shitting on him.
Its unbelievable really. Barrens Chat is obviously shitting on him. But I did a dungeon run earlier today, on a regular server. Someone did a dodgy pull, the rest of the dungeon was making jokes about not PiRating out on the group and discussing what happened. The entire World (of Warcraft) knows about this in a way that I haven't ever really seen.

It was the roach that was heard around the globe.

He's totally cooked in terms of his Wow streaming career, there's no one vaguely interested in that game that doesn't know of his meltdown at this point.
 
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