Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Shoemaker]

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Yep. If you replaced Mald's name with Rekieta, nobody would be able to tell the difference.

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Im so tired of this guy, how did this 80iq monkey fooled anyone for a second, of course every job daddy gets him he fumbles on, Jesus.
So he claims to have reported a SINGLE content creator, lets see what this rat said previously:

https://arazu.io/t3_1i1ifzj

"What is against TOS? What is agaisnt TOS is organizing hate raids on the platform which is what a NUMBER of the other content creatorS have done live on stream.. ..since it was all done on stream we have reported it to twitch.."

I mean im not even going to bother to dig more, this guys is so retarded he cant even keep a lie straight for 24h since everything is a lie to him, but he basicly calls the entire guild a hate guild.

So no, it wasnt a single content creator he threatened, he got invited to a content guild that boosted his viewers and gave him money, and his thank you note is because they criticized them, which they have done with EVERY roach, he O(N!) doubles down and constantly switches from threats to being the victim, and then threatened to ban everyone that disagreed with him like the retarded manchild he is, and now that it didnt work, he recoiled back to playing the victim like the dirty manipulative vermin he is.

 

[DagothUr]

He's so smug about these non-optimizations that he doesn't even understand, his ego is so massive he thinks literally anything he does is perfect and that people not doing it his way are just small-brain peasants who don't have the advanced alien knowledge he does.
And, once again, he inexplicably doesn't use enums. Nigger probably thinks the magic numbers are faster...

The GameMaker VM doesn't even have jump tables, his switch statements compile the same way a giant if/else statement would.

>"THIS IS THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY, THERES NO OTHER WAY TO DO THIS"
>*is the worst possible way you could do it

As an aside, I didn't know GM was such slop. Maybe there actually was something to the "globals are 20% faster in gamemaker" shit after all? Probably not.

 

[The Wokest]

I mean, I guess to an illiterate retard that would be the case. I actually spelled out all the mistakes the other players made, which were much worse. And I was actually talking about how he turns around a second time after the Blizzard, but I wouldn't expect a brainless, blind nigger such as yourself to be able to perceive visual information any more than I would a sea sponge.

TRANSLATION: Yes my master @The Wokest you are absolutely right I'm also a shit mage that has let people die in dungeons, oh god how could you tell!? please I must know my master!

Nah it's okay bro, just read an icyveins guide about how to play vanilla mage and you'll improve or something.

As for me... I'll just eat my big buford

your mom's driving and when we get home- DTPN!
OHH MISS BEC NOIR!!! OHHH MISS BEC NOIR!!!

 

[Deleterious Swine]

Watching this smarmy minge get an internet comeuppance is a delicious cathartic sundae.

It's especially so because you can tell so many people disliked him prior but just didn't bother to voice it and now that there's this (albeit fairly weak) drama, the fact that everyone is unloading on him with Mana Gem, Roach, and Clicker memes and seeing his inverted-micropenis-narcissistic-lolcow style reaction to it just tops the cathartic sundae with a delicious autistic cherry.

*Muah*!

 

[Pizdec]

Jason as outputted his response. Archive.
Tldr: screw you guys I am going home.

Post read edit: no mention of working at Blizzard. What's more funny is that he's surprised to realize oh this is a guild where we make video content not actually have fun guys. It's all kayfabe (except it's not, and you're still buttblasted).

 

[Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzer]

I think he's unironically medically retarded.


"How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today?
What? I did have breakfast today "

 

[Russian Bot #5361]

The celebration and grave dancing started almost instantly showing people had a lot of animosity towards the roach that they were probably holding back and the dam finally broke

They make fun of his elite hacking skills and wonder who will do enchants now.

All of these little content goblins talking about this situation come off as slimy clout chasing scum. I think Thor definitely had it coming, and sperged out hard, but these people come off almost worst than him in the way they are talking about it. There's just something off about how they talk about him now that influencers bigger than them have effectively signalled a green light to dunk on him. None of these people come off as authentic, and it seems like they're just jumping on the bandwagon to further their own careers. They all want to be top dog and the "coolest", which just comes off as incredibly cringe.

Overall, I think almost everyone involved in this situation is retarded.

 

[ADHD Mate]

Damn, Jason really built up the resentment over all his time on his guild when Lacari, another mage, a newbie, mind you, remembers something he told him a while ago [a]

I found clip where he does it:

It's actually insane how rude and smug he is.
To a guy who admits that he is new, and asks to be reminded.
I can see why Lacari hates him. Shit like that sucks.

Edit; Honestly this clip makes me insanely MATI right now. I had people in my life like that, insanely smug about thing they know, and never letting go of it.
Feeding of embarrassment of the person who just want to do good job but lacks experience. And then being the most fragile little bitches when someone tries to banter once they are less knowledgeable than them.
Those people are cancer, and nobody deserves to have to interact with them.
Fuck Maldy.

 

[neger psykolog]

Overall, I think almost everyone involved in this situation is retarded.

And that includes all of us too since we're part of the show.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Why are you more lenient with butt-pulling than roaching out? Why can butt-pulling "happen" but not panicking and roaching? I think it's unfair for you to compartmentalize roaching out as a conscious decision while dismissing butt-pulls as a simple accident. In the heat of the moment, roaching out "happens" the same as butt-pulling.
Also, what about Ozy pulling the boss? What about Ozy pulling when people are at 40% mana? He is not new. Where is Yamautismo's demand for Ozy to apologize? Maybe if he's such a shitter newfag he shouldn't yell "RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, JUST RUN AWAY?" I don't even like Jason. I just think that people are leveraging this situation to capitalize on the chance to hate him because they hate him for other reasons. I'm just saying they should be mad at him for his attitude, smugness, and elitism despite being a noob, and not for roaching out while propagating lies about what happened, such as you saying he didn't look back.

I do not care that pirate roached out, I care that he kept acting like there was nothing he could do to help. I am just pointing out that yes, he could have saved probably both of those who died. I never mentioned Ozy once, yes pulling while low on mana is retarded and people are not as mad at him because he did not cat form dash out of the instance. As for the newfag panicing and yelling run, if he knew to not keep screaming run he would not be a shitter newfag would he.
And ok sorry, I was over exaggerating, he turned around once to cast the blizzard he insta canceled and once more when he was half way to the exit sees no one even close to him, barriers, runs forward a bit, see them coming, hovers over his rank 1 blizzard button (unbound), healer dies, turns back around blinks and runs out.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

All of these little content goblins talking about this situation come off as slimy clout chasing scum. I think Thor definitely had it coming, and sperged out hard, but these people come off almost worst than him in the way they are talking about it. There's just something to off about how they talk about him now that influencers bigger than them have effectively signalled a green light to dunk on him. None of these people come off as authentic, and it seems like they're just jumping on the bandwagon to further their own careers. They all want to be top dog and the "coolest", which just comes off as incredibly cringe.

Overall, I think almost everyone involved in this situation is retarded.

To be fair I think everyone who has had to interact with him and tolerate his egomania for fear of angering his reddit legions and troon fans is fully justified in taking a swing the moment there's a chink in his armor and that your peers indeed hate him as much as you.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Mald finally discusses the mana gem issue. He didn't use it because it was the shotcaller's fault.. Sadly, no mention of him working at Blizzard in this post. Working on getting it archived.
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>I didn't feel I could save anyone else with the resources I had left so I didn't even try

 

[200MB]

Mald finally discusses the mana gem issue. He didn't use it because it was the shotcaller's fault.. Sadly, no mention of him working at Blizzard in this post. Working on getting it archived.
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"I've been fighting for my life fending off wave after wave of attack accounts. I thought I joined a content guild not a cybercrime guild. Called in few favors with my FBI challenge coin so enjoy grinding from prison kiddos."
"Oh you like hate raids? We'll see how you like it when the feds raid your content house and find evidence of you poking fun at me on your drives."
"Buddy I was a mythic raider a little hate raid ain't shit to me."

 

[Bec Noir]

I do not care that pirate roached out, I care that he kept acting like there was nothing he could do to help. I am just pointing out that yes, he could have saved probably both of those who died. I never mentioned Ozy once, yes pulling while low on mana is retarded and people are not as mad at him because he did not cat form dash out of the instance. As for the newfag panicing and yelling run, if he knew to not keep screaming run he would not be a shitter newfag would he.
And ok sorry, I was over exaggerating, he turned around once to cast the blizzard he insta canceled and once more when he was half way to the exit sees no one even close to him, barriers, runs forward a bit, see them coming, hovers over his rank 1 blizzard button, healer dies, turns back around blinks and runs out.

I think Ozy couldn't have roached out with Cat Form even if he'd wanted to. I think he had to remain in Bear Form to not die to the boss. I agree though that he wouldn't have because he's not that type of guy though, so I guess it's a moot point for me to argue about that. I also agree with your assessment, and if I agreed that most people felt the way we do I wouldn't be posting about why the majority of takes are retarded and completely blaming him. People are raging about the roaching more than they are about his ego and smug attitude, and even trying to pretend that Yamato didn't contribute even less.

 

[1-800-GAMBLER]

I found clip where he does it:

It's actually insane how rude and smug he is.
To a guy who admits that he is new, and asks to be reminded.
I can see why Lacari hates him. Shit like that sucks.

What a fucking faggot man. I haven't watched Twitch in a long time but I remember Lacari being the butt of a lot of jokes and rolling with punches, but Mald is just being a complete faggot when he asked for help, not even in a funny way.

 

[Arschersetzer]

I found clip where he does it:

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It's actually insane how rude and smug he is.
To a guy who admits that he is new, and asks to be reminded.
I can see why Lacari hates him. Shit like that sucks.

He really is fucking scum, he loves to take every opportunity to be condescending to others.

 

[Mikhail Tukhachevsky]

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I think he's unironically medically retarded.

Did anyone archive this? I think he deleted it

 

[Shoemaker]

I found clip where he does it:

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It's actually insane how rude and smug he is.
To a guy who admits that he is new, and asks to be reminded.
I can see why Lacari hates him. Shit like that sucks.

Edit; Honestly this clip makes me insanely MATI right now. I had people in my life like that, insanely smug about thing they know, and never letting go of it.
Feeding of embarrassment of the person who just want to do good job but lacks experience. And then being the most fragile little bitches when someone tries to banter once they are less knowledgeable than them.
Those people are cancer, and nobody deserves to have to interact with them.
Fuck Maldy.

wow thats rough to watch, what a fucking cunt.

Are you able to post it on LSF?

 

[Dopeypal]

All of these little content goblins talking about this situation come off as slimy clout chasing scum. I think Thor definitely had it coming, and sperged out hard, but these people come off almost worst than him in the way they are talking about it. There's just something to off about how they talk about him now that influencers bigger than them have effectively signalled a green light to dunk on him. None of these people come off as authentic, and it seems like they're just jumping on the bandwagon to further their own careers. They all want to be top dog and the "coolest", which just comes off as incredibly cringe.

It kind of just came off as water cooler talk to me. When somebody does something cringe at work, sometimes we talk about it for a week. It's like a shared experience that gets added to the office culture.

And I don't know man, Summit1g was getting high and chilling before Pirate and he'll be doing the same after. I feel like the OG's at this point have their established communities and don't really care about the numbers that much.

 

[SlyVMan]

Did anyone archive this? I think he deleted it

He actually did lmao. Shoulda archived it aside from the screenshot.