Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,639 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,929 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,273
Counterpoint: fail males (the type that is so insecure in their masculinity they would bass-boost their voices) and porn addicts and furfags are EXACTLY the type to troon out. If they associate with pooners, even more so.

I can see that, I just think he's more the type to overcompensate over masculine traits rather than be frustrated at a lack of same and seek the "magic potion" of trooning out. But it could go either way.
 
>speculation mald is a diaper furfag

Now that you guys mention it, as someone who has listened to his streams for up to 6 hours in the background several times around end of 2023-early 2024, I've heard him talk about food, receiving food from his pooner and eating them (with screen turned off iirc) but I don't ever remember him saying bathroom break. He does take breaks, like ad breaks but never talked about needing to pee or poop...not that I recall.

....

If I know what the horrifying emoji code is, I'd be mashing it right now.
I've never seen him take a bathroom break.
Diaper wearer confirmed.
 
Every interview I have seen with this guy turns out to have some weird sociopath that gets outed in a year's time later. Which leads me to think he either sucks at his job or doesn't care and knowingly platforms them for clout. It could be both. Now it may only be about 2 or 3 interviews I've seen with this guy. But they've all had callouts and falls from grace.
 
Every interview I have seen with this guy turns out to have some weird sociopath that gets outed in a year's time later. Which leads me to think he either sucks at his job or doesn't care and knowingly platforms them for clout. It could be both. Now it may only be about 2 or 3 interviews I've seen with this guy. But they've all had callouts and falls from grace.
I think its less Dr K being a hack (although he still is) and more of a certain type being the kind of individuals who would gladly stream a supposed psych visit
 
heres the receipt i found on the anecdote of maldavius not knowing how to play his class, not knowing how the boss works, and rage quitting.
if it was already posted before, its worth a reread lol
You're a good man, Tarzor, thank you.
That actually lines up perfectly with what looking at logs showed me.

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This quote was particularly funny because
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Here he is popping literally everything as soon as the tank ability goes out. Its a thirty second long effect, so he literally bleeds (or rots) out because he popped everything as soon as he got hit with it and then lacked defensives to keep himself alive for the rest of it. He's also popping his cds far too early, so they've almost expired by the time he gets hit. I understand the Bear need to use something while gaining rage for Ironfur on pull, but that's excessive. Ironfur is the spammable Tank defensive for Bear, but it only gives you Armour with each stack. Armour can't do anything against magic damage, which the Liquify DoT effect is almost entirely. He's better off layering Ironfur for the initial hit (which is mixed Physical/Nature damage) and popping just one defensive (Like Incarnation), then using Barkskin once that fades. From that pull it looks like he doesn't even apply Ironfur until a few seconds after he's hit.

Him tanking until he got Liquify, then literally never taking it back, so all of his damage was from rotting/standing in bad. Alt data of the graphs.
Thank you very much for the help with the Archive @Scorpion From MK .
Links I looked at: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/XzW7p
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/z1kjhyTW7L4mFvNY

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Every interview I have seen with this guy turns out to have some weird sociopath that gets outed in a year's time later. Which leads me to think he either sucks at his job or doesn't care and knowingly platforms them for clout. It could be both. Now it may only be about 2 or 3 interviews I've seen with this guy. But they've all had callouts and falls from grace.
He was reprimanded after a streamer who he had on his show killed themself. His conduct was called into question by a board of professionals. reddit
 
Huh. Mald plays dnd too and likes touting his cred...is this his alternate reddit account? He's even playing self appointed janny in this subreddit too. Very mald like.
Unlikely, if you give a glance to the posts from the account, you get a wide breath of results, some on Tekken, Armored Core, even a fucking SSRI subreddit (why does that exist?), but where he posts the most is autistic sperg defense and historic subrredits, all of these appear to be something that Mald-y would NOT be interested in, I don't think he even knows when the Renaissance era begins, much less be interested in history, this guy is probably just your average retard, confirmed by the ammount of Japanese Cartoons that appear on his post history.
Also, the name bearington is most likely a reference to the plushies from the 90s, as pointed in that reddit thread, it is very likely and easy to assume that both these retards had one of these when they were younger and used it as a name, after all, claiming to be an authority on shit they are not, is usual retard behaviour (however this guy claims he was more than a leet haxxor and star QA employee).
 
Pirate Pikaboo response: "I don't know if it was intentional, and I don't really care"



Also, the name bearington is most likely a reference to the plushies from the 90s
My assumption, especially given Jason's love for D&D, is this old greentext:
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so conclusion from this is that that p[iroach is a retard that sued for the wrong thing

also khronus is bri'ish he doenst know ameircan law
Not even for the wrong, there's just no case at all for Maldy and the dev could have used Maldy's voice with no fear in the game itself as it was considered transformative under both copy right as well as right of publicity which is what Maldy would actually have to argue.

Khronus might be a lawyer or just someone who completed classes in law but would not be what's considered an attorney in the USA.

Bonus, he talks about Youtube lawyers and mentions some good ones as well as some that are entertaining but probably incompetent, specifically ones involved in free speech cases. I'd say he's talking about Balldo, but he did say lawyer instead of non practicing or disbarred lawyer.
 
Unlikely, if you give a glance to the posts from the account, you get a wide breath of results, some on Tekken, Armored Core, even a fucking SSRI subreddit (why does that exist?), but where he posts the most is autistic sperg defense and historic subrredits, all of these appear to be something that Mald-y would NOT be interested in, I don't think he even knows when the Renaissance era begins, much less be interested in history, this guy is probably just your average retard, confirmed by the ammount of Japanese Cartoons that appear on his post history.
Also, the name bearington is most likely a reference to the plushies from the 90s, as pointed in that reddit thread, it is very likely and easy to assume that both these retards had one of these when they were younger and used it as a name, after all, claiming to be an authority on shit they are not, is usual retard behaviour (however this guy claims he was more than a leet haxxor and star QA employee).
Perhaps you are right but I'd like to remind you that mald is a know it all braggart. The topics that he does not mention on stream might just be him only having one mouth to claim all the things he knows. Plus we already know he doesn't actually do any work in the 12 hours in the day that he doesn't stream so he does have the capacity to play all the games in this other account. But I'm not gonna insist that it's mald. I just think mald will definitely have sockpuppet accounts especially when he wants to cultivate a certain image in his 'main' account.
 
I've never seen him take a bathroom break.
[lean toward the mic for max bass boosting][worrisome tone] After my 3rd puberty i only go to shit like once / 2 days and i shitted little, LIKE VERY LITTLE... [draw a square in paint] size of a golf ball. So i went to a doctor for check up... [sudden high shift of tone] to make an VENTREM AUTOPSY ... [brief dramatic pause]feelgood tone] but the results came back and the doctor told me my guts are super efficient and sucking out all of the nutrient value i ate so nothing left to shit out... So yeaaaahh [stretch][ condescending tone] i ate only Wendy's and drink Baja Blast while other's need to eat veggies [smug smirk under the mic] to get the same nutrient value as i do...
 
d mentions some good ones as well as some that are entertaining but probably incompetent, specifically ones involved in free speech cases. I'd say he's talking about Balldo, but he did say lawyer instead of non practicing or disbarred lawyer.
I don't know how, but I would like to see Rekieta get involved with Mald and help him "win" the defamation case!
Those two would be perfect for each other in sociopath and destructive behavior.

[lean toward the mic for max bass boosting][worrisome tone] After my 3rd puberty i only go to shit like once / 2 days and i shitted little, LIKE VERY LITTLE... [draw a square in paint] size of a golf ball. So i went to a doctor for check up... [sudden high shift of tone] to make an VENTREM AUTOPSY ... [brief dramatic pause]feelgood tone] but the results came back and the doctor told me my guts are super efficient and sucking out all of the nutrient value i ate so nothing left to shit out... So yeaaaahh [stretch][ condescending tone] i ate only Wendy's and drink Baja Blast while other's need to eat veggies [smug smirk under the mic] to get the same nutrient value as i do...

So Uh.
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We did some research into it. And as you can see. Shitting in the toilet is about a 15 minute timewaste.
So, I did more research and tried the idea of... shitting my pants and just living in it. Which is 0 minutes. Sounds great time saving for game development.
BUT, that's the problem it creates a mess which needs to be cleaned up if you move around. That's like 20 minutes of work. Which is a 5 minute loss.

However, I was able to Figure out an ingenious solution we implemented at blizzard after.
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So it turns out they made this product for kids... Called Diapers. And I thought. What if we did this? But for adults?
Now you can just shit your pants, there's no mess, it takes a minute to clean it up you just throw it out after a few days of wearing. Optimal game development.
Yup the guy who thought this up at Blizzard? Was me. They named a wing in the building after me. But its a secret name that only people in on the know, know.
 
i ate only Wendy's and drink Baja Blast while other's need to eat veggies [smug smirk under the mic] to get the same nutrient value as i do...
Wasn't Fagtree repeatedly claiming he only cooks his own meals at this point while bragging about how easy it is for him?
 
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