Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,639 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,929 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,273
Game Jam (A) submissions are down by almost half since Last year’s (A).

I think it’s important to note how the rewards went from

  • 100$ for your Steam Upload Fee to get your game up on Steam.
  • A Professional license of Game Maker for each member of your team.
  • An Ashes of Creation - Alpha 2 Key for each member of your team.
  • A Pirate Software Game Jam Laurel to display on your game publicly.
  • Access to the "Game Jam Winners" channels on our Discord.
  • A shoutout on the PirateSoftware social media accounts.
  • A secret extra thing.
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From the 14th one to 15th, the judge panel also getting slimmed down to just mald.
 
He mentions it at the end of the cooking video I sperged out about toward the start of the thread:
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It's really hard but he could handle it because he bakes bread every day and has hundreds of recipes he's made.
I can only imagine how hilarious of a fuck up that bakery would be. He'd talk up his baking skills all day only to have to try and gaslight customers into thinking it's extra seared bread to lock in the flavor.

"What am I supposed to do? The over has a timer on it."
 
but his viewrship did drop,
based on the chart his viewership is now where it was pre-fame, his streaming career has basically died and its in "maintenance mode" now. just fading into obscurity, now he needs to start looking for a real job because streaming won't pay the bills anymore. by this time next year he'll barely even be streaming, too busy with work.
 
I can't tell if he's joking or he's really presenting this as his own point of view. Why would you even read a message and say anything if you don't have anything to say about it?
Part of his monetization scheme, any "unanswered" (basically the ones which stuck in the queue at the end of the stream) TTS goes toward charity, i think this particular TTS going to be pocketed, but its easy to fact check because maldy has the one who bragged about his TTS system and its tied to his discord and there has a dedicated channel for TTS which archiving the messages...

Love how he was trash talking No Mans Sky just last week, and now he's playing it to try and have some "new content" viewers. His downfall is so deserved.
Twitch chat voted for it, and if i remember correctly it went against doom(?). Fuck in retrospective i missed the opportunity to capture how many in the chat participated in the vote to compare to his viewer count and how similar big channels pulling their numbers in a twitch vote...
 
It still boggles the mind how Chungusman could've played things literally in any way other than how he played things after the roaching and not fucked himself as hard. He could've gone full heel dickhead mode for the content and gone from there. But instead he fuckin played the victim despite losing nothing at all.

How retarded do you have to be? Even minecraft youtubers can figure out "villain = engagement" and they in large part want to fuck children.
 
I can only imagine how hilarious of a fuck up that bakery would be. He'd talk up his baking skills all day only to have to try and gaslight customers into thinking it's extra seared bread to lock in the flavor.

"What am I supposed to do? The over has a timer on it."
He could sell bread to DSP's sandwich shop.
 
He mentions it at the end of the cooking video I sperged out about toward the start of the thread:
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It's really hard but he could handle it because he bakes bread every day and has hundreds of recipes he's made.
Hundreds of recipes
LOL.
Nigger its bread, the recipe is flour salt water yeast
This was solved by our ancestors thousands of years ago.

No one would want to eat his ferret piss covered loafs.

based on the chart his viewership is now where it was pre-fame, his streaming career has basically died and its in "maintenance mode" now. just fading into obscurity, now he needs to start looking for a real job because streaming won't pay the bills anymore. by this time next year he'll barely even be streaming, too busy with work.
I wish, but people survive off of 1-2k viewers easily.

I'm glad even asmongold is kinda now forced to be neutral instead of sweeping, just because the optics are so fucked. Gotta love how the backlash is so bad, even HE is forced to talk about it more honestly
This rancid bald fuck is such a pussy for not talking about it. Even neutrally he is dodging all the juicy shit. It just really reaffirms its all front and Mr. "Unafraid to give his opinions" is afraid to give opinions when it would hurt his bottom line.

Unironically who gives a shit about any of these prizes
$100 dollars is nice, but to flood Steam with more slop?
That's terrible.
 
based on the chart his viewership is now where it was pre-fame, his streaming career has basically died and its in "maintenance mode" now. just fading into obscurity, now he needs to start looking for a real job because streaming won't pay the bills anymore. by this time next year he'll barely even be streaming, too busy with work.
It would be the case if his viewership dropped further, but that didn't happen, at least not yet. It's still around 5-10k depending on the time and he still has sponsors. And even if his revenue decreases, he has a lot of fat to trim: jannies, charities, game jams. So as much as I would like to see him begging for rent, I cannot say his streaming career is dead.
And also, do we have an estimate of his revenue? I wonder how much he makes considering his spendings.
Part of his monetization scheme, any "unanswered" (basically the ones which stuck in the queue at the end of the stream) TTS goes toward charity, i think this particular TTS going to be pocketed, but its easy to fact check because maldy has the one who bragged about his TTS system and its tied to his discord and there has a dedicated channel for TTS which archiving the messages...
I believe it was a chat message, not TTS
 
Nigger its bread, the recipe is flour salt water yeast

Heh, you just don't understand, but I can't blame you. After all, unlike Jason you don't have 20 years of experience in bread dev.
Behold! Jason's super secret special recipe for cheesy bread! Only to be found in the form of a VTuber collaboration!


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Being honest, the recipe seems okay, and cheese sauce as part of a bread dough is a cool idea which I may even try. The fact his recipe is in cups and ounces instead of grams does sour the super-baker vibe he's trying for, though. If he had an ounce of humility I might even compliment the creativity. The most impressive thing in this video by far is the VTuber's setup.

I remember in the original 6 hour VOD Jason mentions that he's allergic to hops even though this recipe he supposedly makes all the time has beer in it. Not sure what that's about, and I don't think the two facts were ever connected.
Did I hate-watch 6 hours of Jason cooking content? Sped up and in the background, but yes.
 
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based on the chart his viewership is now where it was pre-fame, his streaming career has basically died and its in "maintenance mode" now. just fading into obscurity, now he needs to start looking for a real job because streaming won't pay the bills anymore. by this time next year he'll barely even be streaming, too busy with work.
If wingsofredemption can survive off a consistent ~100 viewers every stream, Mald can thrive off thousands more. Worst case scenario, his dick-rider salaried mods like Khronos are going to get dropped but that's all I can see happening.
 
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