Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ChromaQuack]

Aftermath of yesterdays party in the Yard

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Meanwhile in Bedroom 3
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Bedroom 3 is just missing 100 ferrets and this could be Maldy's house.

 

[MooseGump]

Bedroom 3 is just missing 100 ferrets and this could be Maldy's house.

They're all stuffed in the box

 

[mapotofu_elite]

Unlike Thor, I'd find some enlightnement from Jonathan Blow's livestreams. Despite The Witness being very pretentious, I think a lot of his takes seem reasonable.

Speaking of this programmer and game development sphere of YouTube and Twitch, is there anything up about Molly Rocket (Casey Muratori)? I've seen them on stream with Pirate Software and ThePrimeagen a few times.

Additinally, Blow, for all his ego, is a good programmer, while Pirate is a QA and a script kiddie.

 

[fukkit]

also lmao 4000 people is less then half his avarage

Current subs


2 weeks ago

 

[Deus Exica]

He posted this update not too long ago. So irrelevant I won't even put the image here

Spoiler: Raw text

Thor - Today at 3:20 AM
@Blockgamer Patch - Early Access 1.0.75 Official Client Mod: https://github.com/jb0s/blockgame-enhanced/releases = New Content =
- Logs can now be turned in to Paul for Fleeting Essence.
= Content Changes =
- You can no longer lock chests with LWC.
This was removing any kind of counterplay for outsiders in towns.
Defend your area and build store rooms to guard your stuff.
Design with this in mind.
ITS TIME FOR CRIME

- Nations now cost 100 Coin per day per town to operate.
- Towns now produce 2 4 6 8 10 12 War Resources up from 1 2 4 6 8 10 War Resources.
- Towns now only lose 50% of their War Resources to their parent Nation.
- You can no longer break stone with your bare hands.
- You can no longer fell trees with your bare hands.
- Mint will now trade Vibrant Essence for Golden Beetroot.
= Known Issues =
- Currency shows enchants in all world chests before being updated.

- Fishing rods break after an update.
Put in a ticket if your rod breaks.
Screenshot the rod before using it to ensure quick ticket times.
= Upcoming Content =

- Neith
This is planned to launch on March 1st.

What peeves me is him saying "ITS TIME FOR CRIME" but when players exploit current game mechanics to their favor in even a minor way, this is the reaction:

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I seriously think this is the kind of faggot that needed to be pushed into a locker more as a kid. What a sanctimonious fucking douchebag.

Oh, you used gameplay mechanics for your benefit? You shared this with other people? Welcome to the finding out timeline bud.

 

[HansKlokBier]

PiRATSoftware says he's NOT a nepobaby...

He is talking about the pedo allegations here...

Low viewership gotta love it...

 

[Huddinge]

PiRATSoftware says he's NOT a nepobaby...

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He is talking about the pedo allegations here...

he's expecting us to believe he worked at blizzard for four years without mentioning who his dad was the very first day?

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

He is talking about the pedo allegations here...

Everyone turned back and said "the guy who put that video out is a piece of shit".

And then everyone clapped.

Great to see Mald has finally "became an adult" and "realized he needs to talk about this"

 

[el gordo]

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'i should have been saying somthing...' 'for the last month i thought this would blow over'
LIES
YOU LIAR!
you got pikaboo a comunity guidline strike, you threated to report people from OnlyFangs to twitch and get them banned, you did n interview with asmongold to get the heat off you back and it backfired, you were in the comments of every live stream fails video trying to disprove commentators, you fuckewd with the clips posted to live stream fails so they were unwatchable

jason has been very active in trying to calm this storm

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

PiRATSoftware says he's NOT a nepobaby...

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So his boss knew who he was and grovelled and apologized to Mald's dad the moment one of the other employees spoke 'out of turn' toward him

Not a nepobaby though guys

 

[PrestonHolt]

wait so did Jason had different last name from his father? Becasue thats one of the big giweaways of "they are probably related", now i also wonder how did he arrived at work, if they had same hours i assume the'd drive there togheter, so anohter piece of puzzle (since he likes puzzels so much) for Blizzard employers to figure it out.

 

[potato sack]

He is talking about the pedo allegations here...

omg hes gonna FIGHT BACK finally some good fucking content

the crashout begins

jason has been very active in trying to calm this storm

but you see if he's now saying hes gonna FIGHT BACK expect facepaint and ferret costume to appear as maldavius figtree appears to completely lolcow his dumb self

cinema

 

[Mace Dindu]

wait so did Jason had different last name from his father?

His dad's name is Joeyray Hall.

 

[PrestonHolt]

His dad's name is Joeyray Hall.

So unless mald got hired under different name, they had 2 Hall's on the staff, with age difference suggesting father and son, fucking hell, those blizzard employes would have to be more retarded than Jason not to draw conections there, im willing ot belive, that unspoken rule was to not mention if someone gets nepo hired and Jason failed to realize that.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Him using the blackboard to write down shit like this is making me want to claw my eyes out, fr.

 

[radl]

Uh-oh, steams now showing how long early access games have gone without updates now so you can see abandoned games at a glance. Wonder how long it will be till Mald updates his game on steam now?

 

[Dead Lion]

So unless mald got hired under different name, they had 2 Hall's on the staff, with age difference suggesting father and son, fucking hell, those blizzard employes would have to be more retarded than Jason not to draw conections there, im willing ot belive, that unspoken rule was to not mention if someone gets nepo hired and Jason failed to realize that.

To play the devils advocate JoeyRay worked in a different department than Jason.

On the other hand @boing boing mentioned that JoeyRay was legendary at blizzard so who knows.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

The hypocricy of "government enforcing copyright is good, but I don't want government regulation" is rather amusing.

Incorrect stalker. He is pro government regulation only when China does it!

PiRATSoftware says he's NOT a nepobaby...

Source: 1:40:44-1:42:38

PreserveTube / GhostArchive

Mald virtue signals about other Kickstarters running with the backers's money.

PreserveTube
The panel he was on.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

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Him using the blackboard to write down shit like this is making me want to claw my eyes out, fr.

Why is he trying to set up an algebraic equation using words that are meaningless towards one another? Giving values for one or more of these words isn't going to lead to the discovery of some number/strategy to I guess combat hate(?); Using it to illustrate a thought process is even more silly. Literally the most midwit thing you could do to show you don't know what you're trying to convey.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

He posted this update not too long ago. So irrelevant I won't even put the image here

Spoiler: Raw text

Thor - Today at 3:20 AM
@Blockgamer Patch - Early Access 1.0.75 Official Client Mod: https://github.com/jb0s/blockgame-enhanced/releases = New Content =
- Logs can now be turned in to Paul for Fleeting Essence.
= Content Changes =
- You can no longer lock chests with LWC.
This was removing any kind of counterplay for outsiders in towns.
Defend your area and build store rooms to guard your stuff.
Design with this in mind.
ITS TIME FOR CRIME

- Nations now cost 100 Coin per day per town to operate.
- Towns now produce 2 4 6 8 10 12 War Resources up from 1 2 4 6 8 10 War Resources.
- Towns now only lose 50% of their War Resources to their parent Nation.
- You can no longer break stone with your bare hands.
- You can no longer fell trees with your bare hands.
- Mint will now trade Vibrant Essence for Golden Beetroot.
= Known Issues =
- Currency shows enchants in all world chests before being updated.

- Fishing rods break after an update.
Put in a ticket if your rod breaks.
Screenshot the rod before using it to ensure quick ticket times.
= Upcoming Content =

- Neith
This is planned to launch on March 1st.

What peeves me is him saying "ITS TIME FOR CRIME" but when players exploit current game mechanics to their favor in even a minor way, this is the reaction:

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To put into perspective just how much of a piss baby Mald is, let's compare him to a much more obscure game creator faced with this exact issue:
Quasimorph wiki
steam page
short summary: sci-fi hyper capitalist star system whose companies rent human genomes to do specialized wet work, you clone humans with certain traits and send them into missions for who you choose to side with.

A feature of the game allows you to view what each faction is willing to buy and what they will use as payment. The demon/devil factions trade human flesh for powerful relics and other items. Since the game 1st released, the players realized they can exploit the demon faction by gearing up with a blade, sending a person to trade, cutting off both hands and a foot, trading them for items, go back inside the transport shuttle and repeat.

How did he deal with this? He simply added a mechanic that makes you wait for your character to regrow limbs in the med bay instead of insta healing. So you can still do this strat, but you need to weight in time and clone availability to do this, discouraging the farming.

No threats. No guilt tripping. No bans. No tantrums. Just a update and that's it. He just responds to how smart/imaginative gamers use the game system and that's it. He didn't even code for Blizzard!