Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Shuhalo]

I stand by what I said after reading others reactions. He's shit at MMO games

All I'm gonna say is his only Cutting Edge (Beat the Hardest boss at the time on the hardest difficulty) was from the tier that if you existed in a Mythic guild, you got the CE.
His other aotcs are from easy tiers (Highmaul, Emerald Nightmare, Nighthold, Antorus, Eternal Palace, Ny'alotha, Castle Nathria and Nerub-ar Palace). Probably the hardest ones he has there are G'huun/Uldir, Sire/Castle Nathria and Queen/Eternal Palace.

He dodged basically all of the difficult tiers, which would have been Tomb of Sargeras (Between Nighthold and Antorus), Battle of Dazar'alor and Crucible of Storms (Between Uldir and Eternal Palace), then Sanctum of Domination and Sepulcher of the First Ones (Between Castle Nathria and Vault of the Incarnates, not pictured).
His M+ achievements are also ones where if you exist anywhere near competent players, you can get them easy. The three Hero achieves he has are from three of the most leniently timed keys this season.

It still puts him in the top whatever % of players, but that's because most players can't be bothered to engage with this content. He is the worst of the best, he is king of the shit heap.

Spoiler: Raiding/M+ Achieves

 

[Is_A_Chair]

What a lying faggot, you don't get vocal nodules by talking a lot, otherwise there would be some great crisis of people in call center jobs or sales jobs fucking up their voices.
You know who does actually get vocal nodules? People that repeatedly punish their voices and vocal cords 5/6 days a week every week for months, like singers, like say Freddie Mercury, who at one point almost lost his voice on tour due to the punishing schedule.

I had a friend in high school. His voice was deep as hell. I found out years and years later that he was ashamed of his voice and constantly put on a deep voice. Turns out he was fucking up his throat so he had to stop. He did and hes married with kids. Maybe if Mald finally accepts himself he'll be happy.

 

[el gordo]

This guy is literally one of the least likable people I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
I just listen to him talk and the only thought that pops into my head is "wow, what a faggot" and I don't even know why, it's just that 6th sense I'm pretty sure we all have that tells you there's something wrong.

genetic enemy's are a legit reason to hate someone

 

[Spud gun]

I had a friend in high school. His voice was deep as hell. I found out years and years later that he was ashamed of his voice and constantly put on a deep voice. Turns out he was fucking up his throat so he had to stop. He did and hes married with kids. Maybe if Mald finally accepts himself he'll be happy.

Yeah, how you talk/sing can absolutely cause issues too, singers who use the incorrect techniques can fuck their voices and end up with nodules, and usually they have to undergo vocal coaching to stop them doing any further damage. Smoking/drugs and generally poor living has an effect too, and Mercury is a good example again as his technique was bad early in his career when the damage was initially done, and smoking/drugs piled on the problems.
You can actually tell when he started living super healthy when he was recording his last couple of albums while dying, as his voice goes back to its early 70s pre nodules sound, by that point too he was much more experienced and had even worked with a pro opera singer.

Adele is another, more recent example of poor technique causing nodules and forcing retraining.

 

['Ole Dente]

I had a friend in high school. His voice was deep as hell. I found out years and years later that he was ashamed of his voice and constantly put on a deep voice. Turns out he was fucking up his throat so he had to stop. He did and hes married with kids. Maybe if Mald finally accepts himself he'll be happy.

Man that was the happy ending story I needed to hear today. Fuck this guy and his weird voice, hell yeah to your friend. I hope he’s doing really good.

 

[Chick in Jockey]

PirateSoftware is just Grummz if you gave him Hasan Piker's audience of bootlickers that become unbelievably fuming by the nose when you dare have the slightest bit of criticism.

Every ex-Blizzard developer or game that was made by an ex-Blizzard developer has been an absolute trainwreck. It's oughta be a Madden Curse kind of thing at this point.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

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No neck fatty

 

[el gordo]

Every ex-Blizzard developer or game that was made by an ex-Blizzard developer has been an absolute trainwreck. It's oughta be a Madden Curse kind of thing at this point.

anyone who worked for blizzard after 2004 when world of warcraft was released is worthless, diablo 1 and 2, starcraft and broodwar, warcraft 1 2 and 3 were all befor 2004.
everything they ever did that mattered was already finished by then.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I couldn't imagine living my life like mald. If the dude wasn't such an asshole, he'd have my pity. Living a lie just for asspats and ego strokes. Can't even have people hear my normal speaking voice. Malding this hard about being bad at video games.

 

[RETARDER]

So guys,im not using any form of voice boosting. Here,take a look at all those clips where my voice sounds like im taking a shit. Wait what? You want me to move my face from the microphone to prove that i sound the same all of the time? Insane behaviour. Im aso going to nitpick most bizzare accusision, like voice changer in my asshole to make me look more believieble. *streches* enyoy your ban dud. Dogshit behaviour.



Funny thing is that he didnt show clips with his real voice and didnt brag about his 7th puberty. My guess is that he knows that people are feed up with this bullshit puberty story.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

genetic enemy's are a legit reason to hate someone

People like Mald definitely are genetically ingrained in our DNA to be recognized as a threat by our ancestors.
These are the kind of people whose great idea will destroy the village's food supply and leave everyone to starve to death in the winter because of it.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Pretty much he just skimmed over the surface of the topic and no real meat on his response like SKG or why behave like a piece of shit... What i observed mald shitting on thing publicly then months later as a backhanded comment telling us ohh we already worked it out like a revers warren buffet (of im correct he was the one who said the following) praise publicly critique privately, All mald's dramas can rooted back for his big ego lashing out then couple of months later try to downplay his fuckups after a series of triple-ing down.

 

[East_Clintwood]

With his viewership dropping so much I'm curious to see what happens with his attempt at getting his hype train record back. He announced his plan before the current furore, but I'm assuming the people dumb enough to stick with him were the ones dumb enough to give him a ton of money anyway.

 

[batterybee]

With his viewership dropping so much I'm curious to see what happens with his attempt at getting his hype train record back.

He has no chance of setting a record now that his viewership has been ~1/3 to ~1/2 what it was a few months ago, but he could still use it to milk what he can of his most devoted followers as his popularity tapes off into gradual obscurity.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Waiting for when he finally addresses the toilet gnome allegations.

Billions must do pull ups (OUTSIDE OPTIONAL!!!!)

Bonus points for finding a tree branch to do pull ups on

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

BREAKING NEWS!!!! Moderately overweight man with a weirdly amorphous body shape has found the secret of fitness: occasionally walking around (OUTSIDE!!!!!!)

7th puberty

How it started:

He also finds out if "radio broadcasting deepens your voice". It does not.

How it's going:

 

[SlyVMan]

Some screenshots from the maldcord

 

[CaptainGarbage]

How it started:

How it's going:

holy kek, what an insufferable little insecure cunt.

 

[Email]

He also finds out if "radio broadcasting deepens your voice".

The tremble, timber, base, or whatever it is is rocking my speakers and clattering them against the desk.
Holy shit it must be annoying to attempt to listen to him on anything that isn't an iPhone or worn out.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Oh maldy, people are definitely going to listen to you asking to spread that video around, I reckon even your fellow content creators will. Punching up is a great way for drama channels to experience growth but I'm sure I don't need to tell this to the superhacker with a IQ in the thousands.