Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 411 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,924 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,266
A few pages ago someone mentioned Shaye, Jason's genderspecial girlfriend, had a FurAffinity under the name Necrophile (:c). After searching this thread, I didn't find any mention of its content, so headed to the Wayback Machine to do some digging.
Mirroring Wayback's captures:

Shaye's former X account is protected and, seemingly, got emptied-out. There are no archives of it on Wayback.
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Look, I hate Mald as much as the next guy here, but for the love of God you fucking faggots, can you please stop shitting up the thread with the constant "THEY FUCK FERRETS!!!11!!1" bullshit? It was funny once or twice maybe, but it gets annoying really quickly when the exact same post gets posted for a hundredth time.

We don't know whether they do, yet.
 
It's been a while since I've posted here but I decided to retread old ground for the hell of it and found something extremely concerning.
Jason seemingly forgot to DFE Shaye's second life account and I found her in a feral roleplay group. (ferals being furries who prefer having sex with real animals / non anthros)
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I looked through the group and found this sign that apparently says NSFW is prohibited
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However looking through other screenshots I found this furry orgy party going on inside one of the cabins from the game. Meaning that "no explicit sexual conduct" rule was a complete lie. (at best being unenforced or at worst being damage control)
Wow a dog wearing a cock hat? I'm sure it's just for being silly and you would definitely never do anything gro-
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The owner of that feral group (fancywhippet, dholedays, tubelizard) is a porn artist who has an NSFW invite only telegram thumb nailed with a dog. :cryblood::cryblood:
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I wonder if this is why maimface is so hesitant to implicate herself with Jason?


I know Britbong is not reliable, but I want to add this to my post anyways. I think it could serve as a launch point to deeper digging.
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If anyone has access to a second life account and is willing to help me uncover some things that require an account to access. Please DM me and I will send you links to look through.
Do you or does anyone else have the archive that shows what's under "Picks" I know it used to be a second about me called "Who dis" where she confirmed she made games with thor and a link to a gay furry porn account called Entryinrear, but the archive link i have isnt loading it, and she nuked the live version.
 
Do you or does anyone else have the archive that shows what's under "Picks" I know it used to be a second about me called "Who dis" where she confirmed she made games with thor and a link to a gay furry porn account called Entryinrear, but the archive link i have isnt loading it, and she nuked the live version.
https://archive.ph/5Pzfj , https://ghostarchive.org/archive/KDoF6?wr=true (Archive of their profile)
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/3QLtf (Archive of the groups section)
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uGlBW (Archive of the picks section)


Screen recording of their profile.
 
Apparently there is another extremely incompetent game developer coincidentally named "Jason Hall" who had an obsession with pirates and got relentlessly shit on for not updating his games. :story:
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/pirates-jason-hall/
Lowtax is probably refering to Jason "Jace" Hall, co-founder of Monolith Software and current owner of Twin Galaxies. No relation to Mald apart from name. Lowtax wishing that he goes to hell just because Lithtech lighting looks bad is a take.
"I just installed No One Lives Forever, and although I haven't played it yet, I can tell the game is a terrible waste of disk space. The lighting looks so stupid and crappy in those screenshots I almost looked at a few months ago. I hope Jason Hall gets testicular cancer and dies and then his body is thrown off a cliff into a vat of acid. Then I hope he goes to Hell and the Devil rapes him every minute of every day, because Jason Hall is an absolute idiot and can't do anything right and he lies and cheats and would kill your grandmother if he had the opportunity and I hate the jerk."
 
Lowtax is probably refering to Jason "Jace" Hall, co-founder of Monolith Software and current owner of Twin Galaxies. No relation to Mald apart from name. Lowtax wishing that he goes to hell just because Lithtech lighting looks bad is a take.
"I just installed No One Lives Forever, and although I haven't played it yet, I can tell the game is a terrible waste of disk space. The lighting looks so stupid and crappy in those screenshots I almost looked at a few months ago. I hope Jason Hall gets testicular cancer and dies and then his body is thrown off a cliff into a vat of acid. Then I hope he goes to Hell and the Devil rapes him every minute of every day, because Jason Hall is an absolute idiot and can't do anything right and he lies and cheats and would kill your grandmother if he had the opportunity and I hate the jerk."
Personally, I respect the bile spewing.
 
Lowtax is probably refering to Jason "Jace" Hall, co-founder of Monolith Software and current owner of Twin Galaxies. No relation to Mald apart from name. Lowtax wishing that he goes to hell just because Lithtech lighting looks bad is a take.
"I just installed No One Lives Forever, and although I haven't played it yet, I can tell the game is a terrible waste of disk space. The lighting looks so stupid and crappy in those screenshots I almost looked at a few months ago. I hope Jason Hall gets testicular cancer and dies and then his body is thrown off a cliff into a vat of acid. Then I hope he goes to Hell and the Devil rapes him every minute of every day, because Jason Hall is an absolute idiot and can't do anything right and he lies and cheats and would kill your grandmother if he had the opportunity and I hate the jerk."
”I just installed Heartbound, and although I haven't played it yet, I can tell the game is a terrible waste of disk space. The lighting looks so stupid and crappy in those screenshots I almost looked at a few months ago. I hope Jason Hall gets testicular cancer and dies and then his body is thrown off a cliff into a vat of acid. Then I hope he goes to Hell and the Devil rapes him every minute of every day, because Jason Hall is an absolute idiot and can't do anything right and he lies and cheats and would kill your grandmother if he had the opportunity and I hate the jerk.”
Just replace No One Lives Forever with Heartbound and it applies to this Jason Hall.
 
BREAKING NEWS!!!! Moderately overweight man with a weirdly amorphous body shape has found the secret of fitness: occasionally walking around (OUTSIDE!!!!!!)
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Imagine how out of shape you have to be to look at Jason and be like "wow you must really take care of yourself". Billions must do pull ups (OUTSIDE OPTIONAL!!!!)
Sorry for lateposting this but it's been bothering me trying to figure out why he wore the all black suit and tie since it doesn't look good on him.
Then I had an epiphany.
Jason tried to dress like Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate. Particularly the suit he wore to Rio. Except he got the suit and tie colors reversed and no gloves.

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(SEPARATED AT BIRTH?! :o)
You can't tell me he wasn't trying for the Alucard fit considering how much he likes ripping off everything else he does. He probably think he looks like him IRL too lmao.
 
the armchair expert video @Raccona shared made me realize that anyone who has participated in more than one pirate jam has made more games than maldy

"the face for indie games" that has one indie game made in a weekend to his name, who claims is unpirateable, was pirated one year later, and has less reviews than the putin vs isis game. wild :story:
 
Sorry for lateposting this but it's been bothering me trying to figure out why he wore the all black suit and tie since it doesn't look good on him.
Then I had an epiphany.
Jason tried to dress like Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate. Particularly the suit he wore to Rio. Except he got the suit and tie colors reversed and no gloves.

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You can't tell me he wasn't trying for the Alucard fit considering how much he likes ripping off everything else he does. He probably think he looks like him IRL too lmao.
He hides his fatness so well on stream
But then you catch him in the wild and its all double chin and him exploding out of his suit


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Sorry for lateposting this but it's been bothering me trying to figure out why he wore the all black suit and tie since it doesn't look good on him.
Then I had an epiphany.
Jason tried to dress like Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate. Particularly the suit he wore to Rio. Except he got the suit and tie colors reversed and no gloves.

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You can't tell me he wasn't trying for the Alucard fit considering how much he likes ripping off everything else he does. He probably think he looks like him IRL too lmao.
It also doesn't look good on him because it's a poorly tailored and badly rumpled mess. Look at those fucking sleeves. Even the fucking Men's Warehouse can do better than that.
 
It also doesn't look good on him because it's a poorly tailored and badly rumpled mess. Look at those fucking sleeves. Even the fucking Men's Warehouse can do better than that.
Yea that's what happens when you have to wear a suit jacket with a big chest but have skinny little arms.
Ideally, if you're wearing a jacket that big, you fill out the arms as well.
You really only see suits that size when they're on dudes who have the muscle to match.
Here's Ronnie Coleman;
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in a suit:

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(Jay Cutler on the left)
 
Yea that's what happens when you have to wear a suit jacket with a big chest but have skinny little arms.
Ideally, if you're wearing a jacket that big, you fill out the arms as well.
You really only see suits that size when they're on dudes who have the muscle to match.
Here's Ronnie Coleman;
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in a suit:

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(Jay Cutler on the left)
Except in their case it makes sense. With Mald it's because he's a misshappen idiot.
 
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