Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,639 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,929 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,273
Didn't see this one posted. There's obviously a tidal wave of vids shitting on the ferret fucker at this point but the ones published by developers bring a particular smile to my face since it completely invalidates mald's claim that he speaks on their behalf (the truth being that he's guntguarding for kikey publishers like his coworkers at offbrand_games).
 
I love how all it took was one normie sloptuber to open the floodgates to every other major content creator.
All the blackpillers literally blown out of the water.
The faggot who exploited YT algorithm to build a false image of authority is now getting curbstomped by it.
Meanwhile Mald is grinding 12+ hours of more corpo live service slop while his Heartbound fans only get monthly hotfixes and no new content.
None of his dickriders can do undo the damage of his reputation, not even Asmongold.
TFD.
If one giant Youtuber that has a generally positive reputation makes a video on something (even if they make slop or not), it can sometimes have a big domino effect. It also helps that the Stop Killing Games movement is something that a lot of people can easily get behind morally.
 
Maldies strongest take for keeping licenses was if you cheat lets say in counter strike valve can ban your ass and keep you out of the game. Which is technically taking it away from the customer. I propose you just ban them from official servers and leting cheaters run favoc on the private once. It will add headace to the admins of said servers but i cant think of nothing else.
Well yeah you get banned from VAC protected servers for cheating in CS2. You can still access the game, your skins, chat with your friends, look at your medals, use the workshop and even play multiplayer. You can even host your own dedicated servers without any issue. And that's absolutely reasonable. But even if they were taking away your access, cheating would probably be considered a valid reason even in the EU.
 
You really think this shut-in degenerate is hosting ragers when his entire house likely reeks of ferret piss and shit? Like most of the shit that comes out of his mouth, he made it up.
"Okay maybe I don't actually host house parties, but if I did I would totally follow this advice I found on Reddit!"
 
Idk if posted, thor posted a gnome meme.
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So I guess he can't code without the gnome in his ass?
 
People on the official discord now contemplating if devs should have the right to ban you from online games without refunding you. I usually refer to the Disneyland example here (you will not say nigger) but I'm curious what you guys think. If they had to refund you then there would be literally zero reason not to get a new copy and troll once again, refunded, troll again.
If you go to Disnleyland and get drunk, cause a scene and get thrown out. You wouldn't expect a refund in that scenario. And Disneyland is allowed to evict you because of "right to refuse service." Emphasis on service.

In that same scenario, if you were to have purchased a mickey mouse dildo from the gift-shop, you would still have your access to the park revoked, but you get to keep your mickey mouse dildo, because you own that independent of the park. The mickey mouse dildo in that example is your perpetual software license. Emphasis on perpetual.

So really to me, all this means is that faggot money-sinks like world of warcraft will have to stop charging an entrance-fee if they are unwilling to refund the price of the perpetual software license, upon cutting off access to the "park".

That behaviour is double-dipping corpo faggotry anyway. Spotify doesn't fucking charge people 60$ to then have access to pay them again at a monthly rate... like WHO THE FUCK?? Gamers really are pathetic losers for agreeing to that arrangement. Like say what you want about normies, even they would smell the stink coming off that scam.

The problem with Mald is even if you take him at face value (which I don't..) and pretend he isn't twisting information, he's such a pussy that he doesn't even want to open that can of worms, but it's long-overdue to be discussed. HE doesn't care, because he makes more money than the bottom 90% of people in this country, not to mention pre-existing privelege. For normal people however, some kind of precedent needs to be penned, or the industry will never correct itself (eg loot boxes).
 
"There is a not insignificant chance the people I have invited and allowed into my house will try to drug you, so please protect yourself with this cup a 3 year old would drink out of."

What the actual fuck? What kind of house parties is this guy throwing?
Do you really think Jason is throwing crazy house parties?
If he even does throw a house party, it's probably just him and some friends sitting around playing video games while drinking, or just shooting the shit (or fucking each other given he's a furry degenerate).

I highly doubt he's giving tumblers to all his bros at his "wild" house parties because of people spiking the drinks. If it's true that he's doing it, it's probably because that's all the drinking cups he has. But he's probably just making shit up because he thinks it makes him sound enlightened and cool.
 
A way this could get more signatures is for some enterprising youtuber to leverage molds connections to blizzard. People hate blizzard. Orient the video in a fuck blizzard direction to milk the haydurs for signatures.
 
I usually refer to the Disneyland example here (you will not say nigger) but I'm curious what you guys think.
Depends on the game. I usually support bannings for services you're acting up in. Saying nigger in chat: Chat ban. Griefing in ranked: Can't play ranked. Cheating: Full game ban.
If the ban is reasonable to the offense, then a no refund ban is completely acceptable. But companies play too fast and loose with bans sometimes and should be forced to refund when they overstep.

Hard to legislate this, though.
 
Idk if posted, thor posted a gnome meme.
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So I guess he can't code without the gnome in his ass?
Pretty common behavior for someone to like memes that only require a surface-level (if that) understanding of something to signal their credentials/commitment to a thing.

A way this could get more signatures is for some enterprising youtuber to leverage molds connections to blizzard. People hate blizzard. Orient the video in a fuck blizzard direction to milk the haydurs for signatures.
True in the English speaking sphere, but I don't know if the drama 'tubers in Europe covered the subject when it was prevalent or how many people in the EU even play Blizzard games in general.

Didn't see this one posted. There's obviously a tidal wave of vids shitting on the ferret fucker at this point but the ones published by developers bring a particular smile to my face since it completely invalidates mald's claim that he speaks on their behalf (the truth being that he's guntguarding for kikey publishers like his coworkers at offbrand_games).
mrw the one time I actually bothered scrolling back to check if a vid was already posted and I was still wrong.
 
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