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Part of me is so fucking tempted to buy the game just to drop a negative review and refund it.
Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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Part of me is so fucking tempted to buy the game just to drop a negative review and refund it.
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Bro just pirate it and review it here dont even give the thought of ferret autshiwtzs a dime for jew software
Hakase Shinonome
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"--when initially experimenting with caffeine in their drinks quickly came to the realization that it's potentially dangerous."
Yet they still did it? Doesn't that entirely disprove his point? That corpo's will just continue to do (horrific, anti-consumer) practices despite what they say, that this is a necessity? I don't get these people.
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The last couple dozens of retards in his hugbox that are capable of still being able to tolerate and sympathize with him.
He makes it seem like this is all Ross's fault when he is a grown ass man who 'should' be capable of understanding the weight of his actions and words, but ofc the Internet is very serious business. All he had to do was admit to humility and just apologize for his hostile tone. Even if he still stands by his views, the least he could do was agree to disagree, but he persists on being a huge faggot, is that also Ross's fault?
This is the shit you see teenagers do online whenever they get caught up in drama but 100x worse by comparison instead of just letting shit go. You'd think with how he's done nothing but doubled down, he should be able to grow thicker skin and not cry about it on discord like a fucking pussy as if it's everyone's fault but his own.
I have to imagine the streaming must've given him a decent income with his collabs and controversial points with how comfortable he is at just persisting with his views in spite of the negative feedback, but that shit only goes so far. If he was truly serious about his career in game development, you'd think he'd be taking time in actually working on things than just sitting around and talking about doing said things.
You reap what you sow, Mald.
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Literally the only reason I wont by it to give a negative review is because I dont want to give Malding Ferret Fucktree any money.
Jimjam the zimzam
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yeah but if the ferret fucker is manually reporting every negative review, that means he'll see the little "product refunded" tag on the review, and seethe even harder. how much is the game even, like $10? that's worth it to potentially give the fag an aneurysm.
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Video from Black Pants Legion.
It's a great channel and Tex Talks Battletech is one of my favorite pieces of background noise.
It's a great channel and Tex Talks Battletech is one of my favorite pieces of background noise.
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A couple retards in Mald's discord does not for a bot campaign make. They don't have the brain power or the botnets. So I agree with you heavily here.
Vect
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Yeah, the voice changer is probably doing a lot of the work in reinforcing in young people's minds that's he's credible. It doesn't seem to matter that he looks like he's been badly dubbed by Markiplier, kids will be drawn to it. The personality matters more than the facts.
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This is actually a great help as Tex has a large international audience and collaborator group.
MrGodSlave
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His post from this reddit thread (a) 1 year ago after joining offbrand as Director of Strategy.
Is this what you call "Fixing it", Maldy?
He was riding so high back then, before RoachGate, before SKG deigned to defy him. Such a beautiful narrative.
Complaining on socials won't fix this, Jason.
Mossy Trash Panda
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*Recognizes you.*
"You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later!"
*Kokiri Forest plays*
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Played with a Finn in ArmA. Great guy, used to have to pause and go have a dick measuring contest with the Russian army on occasion. Legitimately these smaller nations probably have a higher ratio of hobby gamers (not just phone gatcha bullshit) than people would realize. It helps that there's a high proficiency in English as well, and a good economy.
As for mald, the reason why him and his pet retards are, well, malding, is because the success of the petition, a million signatures of actual, real people, is something that is beyond any of these people could expect from their own efforts. Heartbound for example seems to have only 100kish sales. Ross has done something that is expected to reach over 10x the amount of people investing their political and social capital for something that very few people have ever heard of, non the less considered. This type of social outreach per person for something nobody has heard about is something that companies, NGOs, governments, pay billions for, and it was started by and lead by only one small creative guy who's galvanized, unintentionally, an overarching community around his idea and by extension himself by simply being affable and consistent. No weird messaging, no scandals, no extra promises, just a single "we want to bring this issue to the authorities and make ourselves be heard" that's been ineffective or tranny lovingly astroturfed since fucking Occupy Wallstreet. It is such an inoffensive message with an inoffensive messenger that it just works for broad appeal.
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GarbanzoBeans
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He resigned from Offbrand? That's a big win. He was allegedly hosting a big game jam at the next opensauce. They've been policing all of the replies on their posts now because of his recent drama
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Lol. This guy is such a raging faggot.
No one SWATted him or his family. No one was threatening him. The worst that was done was that randoms joined his Discord hugbox to call him a faggot (the truth), and some people were calling him a faggot in the Steam forum of his bad Undertale ripoff game.
Seriously, what a huge and vindictive pussy. All he needed to do was say “good luck”, whether he honestly meant it or not and close the case on it. I hope he slowly begins to bleed supports just like Jim Sterling did. I hope he obsesses over it, and I hope it drives him insane.
No one SWATted him or his family. No one was threatening him. The worst that was done was that randoms joined his Discord hugbox to call him a faggot (the truth), and some people were calling him a faggot in the Steam forum of his bad Undertale ripoff game.
Seriously, what a huge and vindictive pussy. All he needed to do was say “good luck”, whether he honestly meant it or not and close the case on it. I hope he slowly begins to bleed supports just like Jim Sterling did. I hope he obsesses over it, and I hope it drives him insane.
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I wonder if its possible to contact the authorities in his area and ask them to confirm if a swatting occured.
Also which one of you guys said this? That shit had me laughing my ass off.
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You absolutely can with a FOIA.
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I sincerely doubt he got swatted. People hate his smugness, but he wasn't even streaming when he allegedly got swatted. What sense would it make to swat him off stream? There's no payoff. If it were anyone else maybe, but I just don't believe shit that boy says, especially not when it has to do with him being the victim in a situation.
Lmao
It's interesting to see that post as essentially being a call to arms for people to enact the change they want to see in an industry. Fast forward a year and he's seething and malding about a guy who decided to do that very thing.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
That and Mald likes to bang his gavel and have the final word on things. That's why when people argue with him (and especially when they don't move the goal post but stay firm and reiterate the same point over and over to him), he shuts down and disengages. This is why his orbiters keep asking him to talk directly with Ross and he petulantly says "not interested."
As jason sees it, he's already banged his gavel declaring the movement trash, but now its about to pass and that makes king Maldavius look like a fool with new clothes. Then in comes Ross with his childlike-innocence and dismantles this stupid niggers image in one video.
I really doubt he resigned. Let go or fired more likely.
I just did a spit-take.. jesus.
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I think we should contact the authorities to confirm if he is telling the truth. I don't have experience with that kind of thing. I'll try to figure out unless someone who is more knowledgeable on talking to the authorities is willing to do it.
I know, nypa, but him getting exposed for yet another lie would be comedy gold.