Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[H A G]

Ross Scott will get a million signatures in about 7x shorter a timespan than seasoned expert game dev and ferret rapist Maldy Fagtree could make 20% of some gay clone of Undertale

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Finland hitting some SERIOUS shit. They trying to prestige

 

[Looney Troons]

Posting in epic win thread

 

[clever handle]

No Comrade Premier, it has only begun.

DIE WAFFEN LEGT AN

man it sure is nice that despite being 25 years old i can still go back and replay red alert 2 and experience the real value it still has as a piece of artistic media, isn't it so nice when a piece of art touches people so much that someone can recite a single line from it a fourth of a century later and his immediate company can immediately recognize and appreciate it

isn't art cool it sure would be bad if the companies in charge of it tried to irrevocably restrict your access to it arbitrarily

 

[Panzerfrau]

I AM GOING TO EXPLODE
GO EUROPE GO

 

[Disc]

We're on our last great funny number. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been an honour.

 

[canalCrab]

DIE WAFFEN LEGT AN

Legt die Waffen an*

 

[${Sandy}]

2000 more signatures, we are hitting the goal today.

 

[clever handle]

Legt die Waffen an*

i didn't write the song, man, take it up with frank klepacki

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

That's just retarded. There's no way in hell 2 million is necessary, that would literally mean HALF of the signatures are invalid/fraudulent.

There are 126.5 million gamers in the EU. They can't be invalid/fraudulent.

 

[Bob Faget]

KILL PIRATESOFTWARE
BEHEAD PIRATESOFTWARE
ROUNDHOUSE KICK PIRATESOFTWARE INTO THE CONCRETE
CRUCIFY FILTHY PIRATESOFTWARE
MELT PIRATESOFTWARE WITH LASERS
SHIT IN PIRATESOFTWARES FOOD
CURBSTOMP PIRATESOFTWARE AMERICAN HISTORY X STYLE
RUN OVER PIRATESOFTWARE WITH HIGH SPEED VEHICLES
LEAVE NO PIRATESOFTWARE ALIVE
TOTAL PIRATESOFTWARE DEATH

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

>wake up
>cunt hair way from a million

DO IT. JUST FUCKING DO IT. I BELIEVE YOU EUROBROS. ONE. MORE. PUSH. THEN GET MORE SIGNATURES!

 

[WdPk]

EUROPEAN'S! One last push to stomp that nepo retard's ego!

 

[canalCrab]

>wake up
>cunt hair way from a million

DO IT. JUST FUCKING DO IT. I BELIEVE YOU EUROBROS. ONE. MORE. PUSH. THEN GET MORE SIGNATURES!

Thank you, aussie friend. Cheers from austria.

 

[HumanMicrowave]

I like Ross

 

[foam rolla]

Absolute BLITZKRIEG!!!!!!!!

 

[Vince McMahon]

Not so fast.

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We're on our last great funny number. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been an honour.

 

[Disc]

Thank you, aussie friend. Cheers from austria.

Actually, us aussies are hanging on the edges of our seats, torn between struggling to stay awake and the risk of trying to go to sleep with a rock-hard erection.

I think he's American.

 

[${Sandy}]

I hope that shit is true. lmao.

If he did get swatted last tuesday then the Tacoma Washington police department might confirm thats true pretty soon. If I don't have any luck, Im gonna ask dear feeder for help sense he has more experience with foia requests.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING FOR