Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[reactionary]

His nickname suggest he's a Russian channer. Also, I like em dashes — I just use them irregularly.

It's not about em dashes — I use them a lot myself. It's just that LLMs have a certain way of speaking Russian. It's very subtle, and it's kinda hard to explain, but very noticeable once you know what it looks like.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

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T/A

I wonder if this is what he spent all fucking day doing.

Wait, the channel for sperging about shit he doesn't want to read is called the thunderdome? He's not even being subtle about reading the farms now, is he?

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

In case it wasn't shared previously, it bears repeating:

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https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/1940691318512275846

This is fucking great.

Mald status: felted

Few days ago I noticed scanlation site I'm using put it on the front page as well, kinda caught me off guard, would've never expected it. It's Flamecomics, someone based is clearly on that team. It's one of the few big ones that remain nowadays, with copyright holders constantly up their ass.

 

[Vince McMahon]

It's not about em dashes — I use them a lot myself. It's just that LLMs have a certain way of speaking Russian. It's very subtle, and it's kinda hard to explain, but very noticeable once you know what it looks like.

It also happens to be a way how an autismo like me, who tries to explain things relatably but in-depth, speaks. I do get what you mean but you really can't detect AI slop on feeling alone because if I really wanted to use it, I know how to force it to output non-stiff sentences, so you'd never know the difference.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

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Line too similar to other line. Why write many line when few line work better?
This looks like it was generated by another piece of code (that was generated by an LLM). Guy uses a machine the entire purpose of which is to automate shit, yet manages to do all this useless work manually.

>look up the video
>its a tranny
whats up with programmers?

 

[Adam Copium]

>also a furry
>tranny(?)
>obnoxious editing/speaking style
Ehhh, ngl I can't say I'm the biggest fan of most of this vid, though I do like the bits where he drops the bullshit and elaborates on why some of ferretfucker's code is dogshit.

There is something ironic about another furry tranny obliterating mald at his own game

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

whats up with programmers?

Autism. Lots of autism.

 

[canalCrab]

Edit: I should have sorted it by Old to see if he was there before and left, but NOPE
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Who the fuck does a bios update for installing a cpu?

All respect to Terry, but a lot of times, academic journals talk complex, paradoxically, because within the realm of academic research, complex IS simple. Casual linguistic patterns often cannot reflect what needs to be transferred, and you can't speak in mathematical or physics notation all the time.

There is still a difference between expressing inherently complex stuff with the appropriate language, and making simple shit complex and admiring that. https://coder-mike.com/blog/2021/09/24/incidental-vs-accidental-complexity/

Cyprus is preoccupied with natsec and border shenanigans with Turkey. Not a big issue.

Malta typically doesn't participate heavily in ECIs in general, and their political engagement is usually party-based rather than co-mingling with EU politics. They're very traditional, very religious.

Luxembourg is stupid rich with a large expat demographic, most of whom don't have the rights to engage in ECIs. It's also linguistically diverse making campaigning harder. And being as affluent as they are, they're not as inclined to engage with activism compared to their neighbours.

And they also all have much higher per capita goals than most other countries.

<snip>

More selections from the Autismos Anonymous Discord.

>I didn't watch it and probably never will
Fucking faggots.

"If you talk about Stop Killing Games in my chat, you will be BANNED VIA BOT. You can't talk about it in the area where I can't doctor a reaction. You can talk about it in the discord I control the narrative in that is full of my glazers and nowhere else. I AM NOT BUTT MAD."
-Faggot Roach that claims "Second Puberty" while his body is currently struggling to go through first puberty.

Just checked his stream out of masochistic curiosity, literally giving the advice to quit your job and live off of savings. And now he's bragging about how many outo bans there are. Oh and he claims to not be gay.

... and then tell the computer that after a certain note it should look 1 note further, because everything's been shifted by one. It's self-inflicted torture.

That'd be better than what he is doing. He basically needs to manually update the reference on every moved one manually.

And that's my morning catch-up done.

 

[blargenheimer]

He really says that he's working on it every month and that it has monthly updates

It's not just that even that meager amount is a lie, it's that he says "I work on it every month" so candidly as if that isn't a massive red flag in itself. Not every day, not every week, but every month. To him it's not full time commitment, nor a part time commitment, and at this point working on the game is not even a hobby to him, it's the equivalent of strenuously mailing a check every month to make sure your electricity doesn't get shut off. Take the L and refund your customers.

 

[Zvantastika]

"My car broke, and I don't understand why, can you explain why mr mechanic?"
"Well, your quantofarsical tripetropumps aren't generating enough cardioradiating vibrapulse, which causes the protomotors in the ignipropylene arvensis primers to not piperize."
"thanks"
Simple words, nigga. I have no idea what any of what you said means.

Have you seen how Amazon sometimes decides to package small items in ridiculously big boxes filled with air bags?, well it's something like that.

Imagine that you need to send 20 USB sticks to the same address, so anyone with a half working brain will put all the USB sticks in one small box, send it once and call it a day, but not our Mald, oh no, what Mald does is put every single USB stick into a big box, fill the box with air bags and ship 20 big boxes to the same address, one per day because reasons.

Spoiler: Example

If you want to see a more real example, here's one:

Around 10:31 where the guy goes "Who taught you code? Who the FUCK taught you code?"
I don't know a lick about coding but I just had to make a clip of that.
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From that post in particular because it did made me laugh.

Every single one of those "var" lines is the big box I was talking about. Anyone with a bit of experience with code could write that exact same algorithm like this:

1 | var bounce_direction = point_direction( nearest_blocker.bbox_left + ((nearest_blocker.bbox_right - nearest_blocker.bbox_left) + 0.5), nearest_blocker.bbox_top + ((nearest_blocker.bbox_bottom - nearest_blocker.bbox_top) + 0.5), x, y + 20);
2 | x = x + lengthdir_x(global.player_speed_cur, bounce_direction);
3 | y = y + lengthdir_x(global.player_speed_cur, bounce_direction);

A single fucking variable and just 3 lines of code. This is how garbage tier we are talking about here.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

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Results of using my USIPS ad credits to play around with advertising on X. Target was 18-32 year old men in Poland. Ad spend was $100/day.

If you have feedback on this or thoughts on these numbers please just email <josh@kiwifarms.net> or send a DM or something, unless what you have to say directly involves Jason or the #StopKillingGames campaign as a whole (i.e. if you have marketing experience and want to say these are good/bad numbers, just message me privately.)

Bro is gradually turning into Soros-like entity, the Anti-Soros if you will

 

[Vince McMahon]

Bro is gradually turning into Soros-like entity, the Anti-Soros if you will

Null-Soros?

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Null-Soros?

Sorosless?

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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Aaaaand on stream, says the exact same line. What a guy:

 

[cigint]

He is STILL lying about HeartBound's development.

graph

There appear to be some major gaps in your CV here, uh, James.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Aaaaand on stream, says the exact same line. What a guy:

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Eat our entire collective ass, fecal gnome.

 

[Relinquish]

There appear to be some major gaps in your CV here, uh, James.

Yes, it's not comprehensive; there are many promises he made about Animus during his livestream that are missing, but it highlights the main points about HeartBound's development. Thanks for pointing out the error about the name, don't know how that happened, but I'll fix it

 

[Disc]

Ogay, real shit. All that talk about how garbage Mald's code is made me, a complete knuckledragger who doesn't understand programming and considers it black magic, curious.
Lay it out in the most simplistic, retardproof way. Tell me how and why it's bad and how would you improve it. Provide examples. Any insight helps. I am paying in s.
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Imagine you have some sort of workshop, and you store everything in a big set of identical/near identical, rearrangable drawers. Each drawer contains a tool or a part, and as part of your job, you need to pull specific things from these drawers at specific times.



In addition, you may need to add in new things, each of which will need their own drawers, in the future. And you need to leave instructions so whoever's performing this job can know which drawers to go to.

And this contains 500 drawers and counting, and each one of those is in at least one set of instructions. So you need to get this right from the getgo, cos you're gonna be real fucked if you need to change your filing system later.

A normal person would label every drawer with a descriptive title, like the image. Like, if you're making terracotta gnome dolls from a design you made in 2004, you might have drawers named something like 'Terracotta Gnome (2004) Heads', 'Terracotta Gnome (2004) Feet', 'Terracotta Gnome (2004) Nose', etc. etc. Something that can be used to describe each drawer's contents easily and accurately. because the titles are descriptive, it's very easy to look back over a set of instructions and spot when something's wrong (e.g. when your instructions say to get shoes from the 2014 design), so any issues like that are easily fixed. And chances are if you make a typo that what will come out of it is something that obviously doesn't correspond to any drawer (e.g. 'Terracotta Gnome (2004) Feel", so none of your workers will actually go through with the dodgy instructions until the mistake is corrected. And because they're rearrangeable and the titles require no order, you can put all your screws and all your tools grouped together and arranged logically, and make relatively small adjustments when needed to accomodate new things.

What Mald did instead was number every drawer as he got it out of laziness (who can be bothered to print all those little labels and stick them on?), and then create a document that explains what that number corresponds to. So 1 is 4*25 screws, 2 is nine-inch nails, 3 is 40-grit sandpaper, etc.. This has obvious drawbacks;

• One, whenever he's writing a new set of instructions, he has to go back to the document and painstakingly check for each individual item, because the titles aren't descriptive. Just because he knows this design needs the 2004 terracotta gnome feet, he has to go back and find exactly what number that corresponds to before he can write it down. God forbid he makes a typo, as there's a good chance he has no idea what it was meant to be.
• Two, he needs to keep everything arranged in the chronological order of when he acquired it, because otherwise the numbers are all fucked up and he can't easily find where drawers are if they're not in order - meaning that some of his screws could be on one side of his cabinet, and another could be on the other side of the damn building. And if he no longer needs the contents of a drawer, he can't get rid of it easily without leaving an inexplicable gap. .

These two things are force dividers - they drastically slow progress down, not speed it up, because you constantly have to double-check yourself. Once the instructions are set up, it might not take that much more time, but the process of making those instructions is torturously slow.

There are other things he could be doing better - storing everything in 500 individuals drawers is obviously not always ideal in the first place, and you might be able to set up systems where you can automatically bag everything relevant into one group and don't even have to check more than one or two drawers - but he can't even hope to manage that without having to go through the painstaking process of figuring out what parts go where.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Aaaaand on stream, says the exact same line. What a guy:

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This entire stream is a goldmine. I'm not clipping like I did last time because I'm only just recovering from my autismo-itis. Definitely worth archiving this one.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

Cyprus, Luxembourg and Malta are ridiculously small countries, so it's no wonder that they haven't passed the mark yet.

Microstates have disproportionally many MPs in the EU Parliament for their population, since there is a minimum of 6 MPs, which makes the signature threshold unreasonable.
As for Cyprus, well, you know. They're busy.