Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,639 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,929 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,273
WTH Fried Chicken said:
But to Maldoverse ball washers, Those two statements weren't enough, and the statement afterward that DIRECTLY SAYS "No, We don't endorse harassing Pirate Software." came way too late?
But Mald's Double, Triple, Quadrupling, Quintupling, Sextupling Down takes are perfectly fine. "I totally apologized."

Insane Behavior dude.
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Of course not. Because they don't watch Ross. They never have. These kinds of people, the hugboxians, just listen to their leader and take his word as gospel. Imagine the fuckass minions from Despicable Me. They try too hard to be funny, they say random shit and do random shit that doesn't fucking make sense, and for all intents and purposes you can safely assume they're fucking shallow retards.

It's another pattern that you can easily spot with orbiters. "Well, my guy said that the other dude raped 20 people and sent his dick pics to a kid. So it must be true. No it doesn't matter that my guy was accused of even worse stuff. My guy would never".

Of course, even if they did try to watch Ross' videos on SKG, I can only imagine they would pause the video when Ross was showing off Jason's bullshit to write a comment defending Jason and calling Ross something unsavory.
 
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The ATF Disliked That said:
So you're telling me, he's probably just copying a Minecraft MMO framework and putting his own shit into it?
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I don't know who develops the plugin, maybe they just downloaded a free one, but Mald's job is basically just writing config files for it based on the instructions he's given (assuming he did not write the file on the left himself). I assume the actual developers are leaving the tedious part to him and he's happy.
 
cigint said:
It's a ripped off MMOCore (and probably other ripped off mods) bundle that is developed by some underpaid discord sycophant while Maldavius sits in front of a matrix-themed notepad++ and tweaks some settings in a config file.
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Yeah the code slave is some guy named "Jake" and he summons him like a tortured gimp when he notices a bug. As he sits back in his gnomethrome changing values in the configs.
 
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linchan said:
Am I the only one who finds it ironic that people portray SKG as a massive threat to the corporation, but at the same time, people shouldn't push IP reform because it's a massive threat to corporations?
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I find it personally ironic that libertarians are aware that corporations are so incapable of self-regulating that they know the only they have they have to attain their IP reform/abolishment desires is by relying on the massive bureaucratic, statist organisation that is the EU to do so, because they knew the feat is impossible in America (thanks to lobbying) and doing it in an individual state (US state or nation state) will just have companies and such offshore innovation like they do jobs.
 
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The ATF Disliked That said:
2014-2015 is when I noticed everything about society started to shit for the worst. I'm '99 born, so oldest of Gen Z (more of the microgen between Millennial and Z). 2014-2015 I was freshman/sophomore in highschool and everything felt like shit. I was growing up in the magic of the 1990s wake and 2000s. I mean that's just my opinion, but that world that I knew was there, then fucking gone. Hipster and minimalist culture was suddenly fucking everywhere and felt like the most retarded shit during the 2010s.

The young Gen Z born after me and alpha are fucking retards. Genuine retards in a lot of cases.
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I always saw it as the second obama administration. people are a lot more willing to admit he was a terribly abusive president these days. The first 4 years people were people riding on the high of the first black president and finally getting that dirtbag Bush out of office. But by the time 2012 rolled around he had already started three new conflicts in middle eastern countries without even pulling out of afghanistan, ran roughshod over the domestic economy with strict regulations in nearly every sector, and refused to increase minimum wage. the culture projected by the media and government during this period was absolutely fucking mind numbing, legitimately dumber than any shit people complain about today, because it was just the same gay nigger progressivism you see today but with a cudgel. it was an extremely authoritarian administration.

The hipster movement was a direct consequence of obama slamming on the fucking brakes during a period of massive cultural and technological upheval. teenagers at the time were desperate for new things and new ideas - smartphones were just starting to get big, computers were more powerful than ever, fiber internet was starting to roll out, and yet everything was still just derivative of the same boring yuppie shit from the 80's that people were really starting to getting tired of. Look at the most critically acclaimed video games of 2008 and then 2012. like mass effect, gears of war, rock band, or call of duty ware all new things that compromised between what gamers found cool and what parents would buy for their kids and by 2012 it was legitimately just ultra-low-risk products with a light dusting of progressive woo to make themselves look good.

when when pop culture turned into aggressive low effort maintenance agitprop, ceelo green gurgling into an auto-tuned microphone and old women sucking off how good culture was when the beatles were around, it's no wonder the youth turned into bohemian hipsters and started doing ketamine. it's most certainly obama's fault
 
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Aidan said:
https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1940574243475149099 | Archive
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This fucking cunt.... you know what this is?

Imagine PS is a mechanic and has his own garage and workers under him. Now, you bring a car and say how you'd exchange the current headlights for slightly more tinted ones. Jason looks at you confused, then says in a irritated tone "thats a dumb fucking idea. Stupid fucking idea. In fact, these lights you have currently also suck. Only someone like you would buy a car with those lights." then, one of the customers in Malds garage who overheard him agrees and smashes your light, after which Jason says "Oh, sorry! Don't write a google review how one of my customers fucked up your light, my team will fix it." then after fixing your lights for the ones you proposed he says "You're welcome. Couldn't have done it without me. That'll be 200$"
 
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Black Willow Lurker said:
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Mald goes on a bit of a rant here and produces a few (mana)gems in the process.
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(6 minute timestamp) what the fuck....Mald: "I work on it[heartbound] 4 hours a day and 16 hours on wednesdays and thursdays"

LMFAO he spends 52 hours a week just to change font and ask his composer for a new soundtrack

LMFAO HAHAHA WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LIE ABOUT THAT?
 
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1983 Opel Kadett said:
Very intelligent discussions going on in malds discord
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Nigger cattle will sooner believe in an AI related conspiracy theory than an individuals right to be entitled to a product they purchased with their well earned money (or in Malds case daddy's/YTs/Twitch money)

If he is not joking that is. If it is a joke.... whatever humor is subjective idk
 
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Roachbound said:
(6 minute timestamp) what the fuck....Mald: "I work on it[heartbound] 4 hours a day and 16 hours on wednesdays and thursdays"
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The whole 6+ segment is pretty funny. "Of course the game sucks, you're an asshole to the devs!". He's not even trying anymore :story:

Roachbound said:
LMFAO HAHAHA WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LIE ABOUT THAT?
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I doubt he can keep track of all the bullshit he says. This fucker lies so much he himself probably can't tell WTF is true anymore.
 
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