Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[The ATF Disliked That]

I got his address in the thread when I searched Driftwood. I posted it in my original post.
Sadly the site I found that really looks like it works great only goes up to 6/29 we'll have to wait a bit.

I made an account with a hidden alias, I checked the street signs for the block number on maps. Nothing showed up in the past 10 days. It could just be the police decided to not report it? They have to make a record of it once it gets called in correct?

Possibly called in as a suicide threat at 8:06 AM, which...lol.
No actual offenses reported at the same location, just that call and two follow-ups (10:11 "Solved on Arrival", 12:12 "Supplemental Report")

This could be the one. Which a suicide attempt would not involve full on swat if that's what he's claiming. Because SWATting, involves the swat team. not a patrol cop. unless the call came in as he was armed with deadly weapons, yeah they would show up.

 

[The Stranger]

Possibly called in as a suicide threat at 8:06 AM, which...lol.
No actual offenses reported at the same location, just that call and two follow-ups (10:11 "Solved on Arrival", 12:12 "Supplemental Report")

https://public.tableau.com/app/prof...PoliceCrimeDashboard/CrimeDashboard-IntroPage

I don't think he lives at the S Lawrence address anymore. Thought he lived at the ranch

 

[Glowie]

Don't give them ideas. Jason reads this thread.

Speaking of reading the thread, I want to remind everyone that before the WoW drama, Jason tried to epically pwn the farms by spamming the thread with inconsequential shit about himself such as the sippy cups thing ("SIPPY CUPS?!?" it read) with accounts whose join dates were hours apart, framing himself as infantile because sippy cups are for babbies (and not concerning because you hang around people who would spike your drinks at your own house parties) and expecting the farms to latch on to it so he could say "SEE? THIS IS THE SHIT THEY ACCUSE ME OF. I AM MOST PIOUS."
His specialty as a narc is social engoneering and he sucks at it.

His guntguard have throwaway account someone ITT even said something along the lines "I wish he became better" when thread was made furfags joined en masses, suddenly accounts that haven't been active for years.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I made an account with a hidden alias, I checked the street signs for the block number on maps. Nothing showed up in the past 10 days. It could just be the police decided to not report it? They have to make a record of it once it gets called in correct?

This could be the one. Which a suicide attempt would not involve full on swat if that's what he's claiming. Because SWATting, involves the swat team. not a patrol cop. unless the call came in as he was armed with deadly weapons, yeah they would show up.

Address doesn't match unless he does live at the Lawrence address.
I thought that was the furschwitchz.
6019 S Lawrence St is the address
Which is CLOSE, but not 6019 so maybe?
It could be it was a call in "I'm going to kill everyone and then myself."

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

He was asked this question during his live stream. He counts any difference in character interactions as a unique route. Sometimes you get to see a unique animation (2:12).

Fuck me, look at the second coming of Chris Avellone over here. So all the bullshit "choices" (nice combinatorial explosion you got there, Mald) are reduced to a 1k (at most) LOC file (of which only about 50% is actual dialogue). Sure, that's one character, but come the fuck on. I also like the "..." everywhere. Truly masterful writing.

 

[The Stranger]

Address doesn't match unless he does live at the Lawrence address.
I thought that was the furschwitchz.
6019 S Lawrence St is the address
Which is CLOSE, but not 6019 so maybe?
It could be it was a call in "I'm going to kill everyone and then myself."

Doesn't he live with the ferrets? I'm 99% sure the S Lawrence address is just a former residence and has nothing to do with him anymore.

 

[blargenheimer]

I don't think he lives at the S Lawrence address anymore. Thought he lived at the ranch

Had no idea about the second property, but turns out he does own both on the tax records. Probably to get away from the awful ferret smell? Doesn't really matter, if anything that makes it worse he's whining about the police and an ambulance showing up when he wasn't even there, much less a SWAT team.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Doesn't he live with the ferrets? I'm 99% sure the S Lawrence address is just a former residence and has nothing to do with him anymore.

Last sale date for the Lawrence address is May 30, 2019.
Redfin | Archive

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Doesn't he live with the ferrets? I'm 99% sure the S Lawrence address is just a former residence and has nothing to do with him anymore.

I don't think so?
It's been a while but I thought he was using the old house to home them while building something or planning to build something.

There's clips for it someone can definitely clear it up.

 

[Mrs. Sai Moon]

how long until the ferret holocaust site is discovered ala the Tranch alpacacoust

 

[The sticky sock]

If hes tracking the progression of every interaction in each room why doesn't Jason just add this information sheet to the updates?
"It's vibes based" oh

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

His cope is that one of the parts isn't required for the game and will be released as like a dlc later, and that the last chapter is much easier to make. According to Mald, the reason animus is taking so long to finish is because this chapter has very deep personal connections and it's very hard to implement that.
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If anyone wants to compare, there's a post with clips of him showing this exact spreadsheet over the years (Link)


He was asked this question during his live stream. He counts any difference in character interactions as a unique route. Sometimes you get to see a unique animation (2:12).
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Wait so if a 3 choice option leads to the same conclusion... does he consider that as 3 routes?

 

[Slamerella]

I bet mald believes in the tf2 coconut holding the game together.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Piratesoftware compares the current situation to Kony 2012​

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"We got swatted two times this week."

If this really is like My Little Kony: Slacktivism is Magic all over again, then I feel sorry for the bystanders who will see him when he's naked and jackin' it in San Diego.

Hmm, the hellilsh office level represents his time as a below minimum wage game tester. I think he'd be fine if he landed back at Blizzard with some cushy executive job due to his streaming success and his father's connections, something like "executive of marketing at blizzard" where he just lounges around all day outside of the office. He'd justify it to his remaining parasocial simps that "I've stated many times that "I fucking hate how the industry is now" and now I can be hands on and change that" like the slimy cunt he is

I don't think Mald is an industry plant in that sense of being a paid shill. I think he's a hardcore ballwasher, and simultaneously holds an extreme sense of tribalism for the sections of the industry he's stanning for, but is also bitter about not being a direct industry plant because his ego requires exceptional recognition for his loyalty. He wishes he was an industry plant.

Agreed. I think he denigrates Blizzard because, while nepotism got him a foot in the door, they realized that letting this goober anywhere near their codebase would be a disaster and denied him the programming job he craved, and he's salty about it to this day. Meanwhile, he makes excuses for the worst abuses of the AAA industry in the hope that the other studios will notice him and offer him the job he's always craved.

 

[PrestonHolt]

the reason animus is taking so long to finish is because this chapter has very deep personal connections and it's very hard to implement that.

He's adding ferret fucking isn't he?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He's adding ferret fucking isn't he?

He has to do a ton of real life research first to get it perfected

 

[potato sack]

be real enemas will forever be 98% done

 

[Der Fuhrry]

It appears Mald blocked @the_patch_dev: https://xcancel.com/the_patch_dev/status/1942075866554798579 . The timing is a bit weird because it doesn't seem to be in response to anything. I still think it's a puppet account (probably not puppeteered by Mald himself but by someone less retarded)

 

[Bogan]

Its going to be small bug fixes BUT he's going to give a release date for Animus to keep us in suspense: end of the year

How many bugs has this retard managed to create in the first two chapters of his game that he's still fixing them six years later. Genius coder everybody.

 

[50 euro note]

This nigga can't be serious
>I've been getting swatted constantly (apparently thousands of times already)
>No I won't show proof, insane behavior
>But here is a totally real and legit threat I received
>Yeah I sent it to the police, no they can't do shit about it
>I am under threat every day and fear for my life
>But yeah, I have great relations with the local law enforcement, they know who I am
>?????

I am absolutely convinced that his remaining audience consists of children and lobotomites. Just as he tries to present himself as what a normie imagines a hacker or programmer to be, he also tries to present himself as a swatting victim. What probably happened, if I had to guess, was that he was called by his local police department or had a wellness check come to his house, but like everything else in his life he blew it out of proportion to make himself look sympathetic.