Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

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DOES HE?...
A). Contact the company responsible for reimbursement?
B). File a claim with his insurance?
C). Repair the damage and move on with his life?
D). Go to Home Depot and buy a replacement?
E). Contact his lawyer and file a police report to get them arrested and/or fined under federal charges?

Spoiler: Answer

ANSWER: E

Jason files a police report! (I/A)

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Don't ask him if he's overreacting, Jason knows what he's talking about.
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And while he's completely convinced he could land people in jail for 3 years or get them a $250,000 fine, Jason WILL NOT back down. He's the victim here, and you'll hear from his lawyer!
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This all sounds so familiar though. Where have I heard this before? Was it when Jason called the FBI to get someone arrested, and got a challenge coin for saving the day?

classic

Again with his obsession about people eating his ass

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Again with his obsession about people eating his ass

Not just people.

 

[Sheogorath]

"hmmm that sounds just like something PirateSoftware once said"

i go with "you will own nothing and be happy" and they geniuenly seem to have a "are we the baddies" moment after it

 

[my penis is on fire]

Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.
DOES HE?...

Whichever contractors he hires for the 250 Ferret Facility will get to deal with this for months on end

 

[Sheogorath]

Give us a Kiryu.

the fuck he would do?

R1 + △

 

[Nameless One]

Tiger Drop, works every time.

Tiger Drop Negates All Damage.

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ROLLING EYES FALL
RORRING EYEZ FAWW

Also fuck Kiwifarms mobile color picking, shit won't even let me choose the goddamn colors because it clicks the element behind the orange and then reverts to the prior color when I try something else. It sucks horribly, fix your site Null.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

My god he is such a faggot. It would be way easier for all involved to just call the company and get them to fix it, but he needs to feel like he's a bigshot. I hope horrible things happen to him. He makes me fucking seethe.

Dude... When I lived in the north and it snowed, and the plow trucks clipped your mailbox, you called the town and they send out a crew with a new mailbox, no questions.

 

[Nameless One]

I've looked at Jason's code just to see what horrors await me, and in the wise words of a Valve programmer:

 

[Diggus Bickus]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

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Because he's tired of sperging about SKG given that his narcissism finally made him understand it makes him look like a company pet. He's got to be mad at something, why not his roaching incident when his ferret is the butt of the joke? Although this is me speculating at this point.

 

[limbdiction]

completely normal teen girl who is into some fringe interests, which is okay at that age

I don't know about you, but at that age I wasn't thinking about fucking dead baby animals and drawing dicks cumming on my cartoon dog face.

We might have to accept that the pooner was fucked in the head before Mald victimized her. She would have been quickly radicalized into degeneracy the moment she started doing furfag art and taking high-paying commissions for these freaks. It's a pipeline for kids from cute art to degenerate paraphilia that didn't start with Jason and his ferret fleshlight fantasies.

Not just people.

Motherfucker putting ferrets up his ass like he's Richard Gere

 

[Chuck's Feed and Seed]

nepo narc

neco arcs more eviler twin

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

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"It's probably a child" - Says the child in chat.

 

[Terfatron]

Haven't seen this posted here yet, search didn't turn up anything either.

Bro out here looking like he's living through the 2008 market crash.

Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

View attachment 7632624

DOES HE?...
A). Contact the company responsible for reimbursement?
B). File a claim with his insurance?
C). Repair the damage and move on with his life?
D). Go to Home Depot and buy a replacement?
E). Contact his lawyer and file a police report to get them arrested and/or fined under federal charges?

Spoiler: Answer

ANSWER: E

Jason files a police report! (I/A)

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Don't ask him if he's overreacting, Jason knows what he's talking about.
View attachment 7632656

And while he's completely convinced he could land people in jail for 3 years or get them a $250,000 fine, Jason WILL NOT back down. He's the victim here, and you'll hear from his lawyer!
View attachment 7632657

This all sounds so familiar though. Where have I heard this before? Was it when Jason called the FBI to get someone arrested, and got a challenge coin for saving the day?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What a absolutely insufferable fag. He really is in a complete free fall right now

This is boogie screaming "I'M NOT USED TO THIS LEVEL OF SCRUTINY" when coffeezilla asked about his rugpull.
Only that Jason has a even bigger ego and is even more irrational

Insane behavior

Eta. Saw it was old which makes it even funnier. He's been getting worse this entire time and finally it's all coming out.

 

[Ahriman]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/pirate-software-stop-killing-games-drama

Congrats Mald, now the drama has its own page on KYM.

 

[el gordo]

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Again with his obsession about people eating his ass

his go to insult being that people interact with his anus makes me believe that he shoved that gnome up his but

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

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He is sexually attracted to ferrets. No jokes allowed about the little furry objects of his desire.

 

[cigint]

I don't know about you, but at that age I wasn't thinking about fucking dead baby animals and drawing dicks cumming on my cartoon dog face.

It's weird, no doubt about that. Unpopular teenagers that struggle to fit into a traditional gendered archetype have these exact snowflakey symptoms, and many of them can be and are saved from that precipice before they e.g. spend their entire adulthood in the Final Fantasy House.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Jason's mailbox got hit by a construction truck.

View attachment 7632624

DOES HE?...
A). Contact the company responsible for reimbursement?
B). File a claim with his insurance?
C). Repair the damage and move on with his life?
D). Go to Home Depot and buy a replacement?
E). Contact his lawyer and file a police report to get them arrested and/or fined under federal charges?

Spoiler: Answer

ANSWER: E

Jason files a police report! (I/A)

View attachment 7632653

Don't ask him if he's overreacting, Jason knows what he's talking about.
View attachment 7632656

And while he's completely convinced he could land people in jail for 3 years or get them a $250,000 fine, Jason WILL NOT back down. He's the victim here, and you'll hear from his lawyer!
View attachment 7632657

This all sounds so familiar though. Where have I heard this before? Was it when Jason called the FBI to get someone arrested, and got a challenge coin for saving the day?

Holy shit, what a fag. A normal adult does not file a police report over some minimum wage workers accidentally fucking something up. You get annoyed, call their customer support and have it handled.

The police report, then the condescending and dickish way he speaks to another minimum wage person handling the social media account is just disgusting. Mald is the kinda guy who yells at a server and demeanor them if he doesn't like how quickly his food came out of the kitchen.

The lowest of filth, honestly. He is an impotent beta faggot desperately trying to not look like it and it's very kekky actually. Pathetic!

 

[Consoooomer]

I didn't see anyone post this yet but I thought this was one of the best breakdowns of piratesoftware's lackluster, to put it generously, coding ability. Every other video was just shitting on his code but it was refreshing to see someone do a video on the code and how it could be done better.

https://youtu.be/6KtzADIW0tg?si=ReAMDa3j3aZiMi1o

 

[PrestonHolt]

My god he is such a faggot. It would be way easier for all involved to just call the company and get them to fix it, but he needs to feel like he's a bigshot. I hope horrible things happen to him. He makes me fucking seethe.

That's the way he feels in power again, with SKG he lost big chunk of subscribers and it hurts his ego. It's easy to lash out on minimum wage workers so he does exactly that, while painting himself as the victim. He knows his long crafted persona is getting raped as much as his ferrets are, by the sloptubers who smelled blood, the more people look at his employment history, his code, and hopefully soon, his ferret hoarding camp, the more people see him for what he is, a degenerate deviant furry scammer. (He should get honorary Indian citizenship).