Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[hand holding faggot]

"unless I can snag a job"
Well that shouldn't be a problem with your gorillion years of experience, right Jason?

The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

The team consisting of Jason's tranny doppleganger and a paralegal faggot that threatens people with legal action and police.

 

[suckfest]

I think therapists need to come up with some sort of cattle personality disorder. I can't possibly imagine how you can follow people like Jason if you are:
1. not Jason himself
2. not an asshole like him
3. not drain bamaged to the point you will tolerate this kind of behaviour no matter what

Jasons remaining fan base reminds me of Destiny’s remaining fan base. There’s always going to be some that will never let go.

 

[FrogMinutes]

"I have people to take care of."

I HAVE FERRETS WHO SHIT ON THE FLOOR ALL DAY
THEY NEED MONEY TO CONTINUE SHITTING ON MY FLOOR.
THIS IS BEYOND YOU. DIRT. CHILD.

this is all he has to do to win me over,
but no, he can't even be a fun to hate asshole

 

[MaldingFerret]

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Directed at Mald: That's on you dumbass. If you can't make your business work then you deserve to go out of business. That's not our fault; that's your fault for being a shit business operator and squandering every cent you've ever earned. The market right now is telling you to go fuck yourself and they're right to do so. What you think you're owed success? fuck off dude. You got even a small taste of success and turned into an absolute arsehole. His heads gonna explode from all the stress soon.

He keeps posting which means he's mad. Keep going because its obviously getting to him. Just give the fuck up you idiot, you made some very shit arguments that have backfired, if you want to save face shut the fuck up and get back to work. Why is that so fucking hard?! All you have to do is keep your stupid fucking mouth shut and work on the fucking game! Just stay out of trouble you stupid hack.

Its not an ego trip?! then why the fuck do you keep going?! Just take the fucking L! Omfg.
Keep sinking you stupid cunt.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

I can't update the game, too busy replying to every shitter on twitter
https://xcancel.com/PirateSoftware/status/1945359495343038699#m | archive
https://xcancel.com/PirateSoftware/status/1945288123342000380#m | archive
>The coding jesus video might be illegal

Spoiler: screenshots

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That's right Jason, ignore those comments, keep responding to every people that criticize you. We need you to keep making a fool of yourself.

 

[potato sack]

I think therapists need to come up with some sort of cattle personality disorder.

its called parasocial relationship

its when someone invests emotional energy on a celebrity or character and sees themselves party as that person

like say for example someone watches maldy's video on being kind to yourself and some of that health guru bullshit as their first short ever

they see this as a point of encouragement and associate what they want to be or do with that person. part of that person's manerisms and speech (insane behaviour, eat my ass) will stick to them as well (this is literally what a meme is, it's mimetism's cousin)

it them becomes easier to agree with other shit he says (like the eve stuff, mr robot, him being a 20 year experience game dev, etc.) because they are already partially identifying as him

then when it turns out that person is a lying narc-y lolcow the parasocial aspect gets attacked 'cos the person's emotional investment means they have to accept one of the two (or both):

- they let themselves be fooled by a lying narc-y lolcow, idiot behaviour dude stretches (the people on screenshots are shared are probably here)
- in accepting the identity into their own personal framework, they are also partly a lying narc-y lolcow (our good friend myke being a carbon copy maldy dickrider would fall here)

which feels like you're an idiot and few people voluntarily do it (kinda like a lolcow never thinks they're wrong)

source: i am conjecturing by being curious about psychology, and having psych friends i talked about this with. i could be full of shit, but i feel my terrifying genius is on point

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

He spent almost 10 hours malding in the discord after the stream, amassing 128 messages. Insane behaviour dude.

Has maldys damage control strategy ever worked for any cow ever? I reckon there's a 100% chance he browses this site so why would he think this is a good idea?

 

[kiwifarms net]

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The specimen's argument is really interesting. Consider the possibility that this is actually a form of projection. Wouldn't that be fascinating? The idea that narcissists genuinely believe that universal truth is dictated purely by who is speaking?

It makes me wonder how a slapfight between two narcissists would go down.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I think he's trying to insinuate "You better stop criticizing me or a lot of people are going to lose their jobs!" more than anything.

and is using his staff as human shields. Not unusual for a narcissist to turn people with autonomy into props in their lives.

His loyal staff are not only being used as human shield but they are a very important foundation of Jason's power too. It's great to see him self-destructing.

"unless I can snag a job"
Well that shouldn't be a problem with your gorillion years of experience, right Jason?

Really fucking funny he said that. Like he's already worrying about his next grift.

If you can't make your business work then you deserve to go out of business.

And who the fuck needs to hire 15 people to "protect the community" working 24/7 in a tight scheduled operation across all official channels.
A fucking freak, that's who. Fuck you and your shitty staff Maldavius

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Has maldys damage control strategy ever worked for any cow ever? I reckon there's a 100% chance he browses this site so why would he think this is a good idea?

I honestly think that he thinks that all of the people mad at him are Kiwi Farmers. It honestly wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Aidan]

Mald and Karl Jobst both run to their Discord servers for comfort with zero self awareness, it's great. They need validation and can't get it from friends or family face to face. In both cases, friends and family would say "Have you tried shutting up?" and they can't. That is not an option and nobody else understands! If you shut the fuck up then you lose and this is all about winning!

Mald has gone through stages and whatever stage he's at now is coping about how if he didn't fight back then he wouldn't be where he was today and neither would anyone else in his server/community, as if he's some paragon that has brought people up and if he falls then they fall. I wonder if he realized he's peaked and will never have that kind of positive attention ever again.

Has maldys damage control strategy ever worked for any cow ever?

No. It's like a core facet of being a good lolcow.

I reckon there's a 100% chance he browses this site so why would he think this is a good idea?

We're stupid. He's a genius.
Mald thinks ignoring the "chat hoppers" and moving on is weakness. He loses if he doesn't slay the dragon.

 

[potato sack]

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That's right Jason, ignore those comments, keep responding to every people that criticize you. We need you to keep making a fool of yourself.

LOL CONCERN TROLLING
OMG
dude it made me hit capslock

thats right bois anything his fans do now is free range trolling

dont say good morning to maldy, that could be good morning trolling

 

[Nintoddler]

He is working overtime to make sure even the fence sitters who weren't sure about his true character will dislike him.

He spent almost 10 hours malding in the discord after the stream, amassing 128 messages. Insane behaviour dude.

He is working overtime to make sure even the fence sitters who weren't sure about his true character will dislike him.

 

[Luecke]

GIVE ME THE MONEY OR THE FERRET FUCKING GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nope. I dont give you money for your pets. That's on you, bud
if you were a charity, I would think a minute about it

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

Another thing I don't get is that as far I can tell (I don't watch his streams) he's been completely radio silent on the stuff about his degenerate, cock sucking, furry, faggot, tranny chasing past/present as if he understands that keeping quiet is the best strategy there. Yet he can't apply that same technique to more recent drama.

 

[The Stranger]

I reckon there's a 100% chance he browses this site so why would he think this is a good idea?

I don't think he does, just his jannies and they report back to him. If he himself were here reading this thread there's no chance he'd be able to resist replying and trying to defend himself here.

 

[cigint]

he understands that keeping quiet is the best strategy there. Yet he can't apply that same technique to more recent drama.

Whining on stream and to his followers on discord is on-brand for the martyr-like pseudo-messianic game dev and allfather-figure he's trying to project himself as being. But being a furry faggot who sex larps as a faggot animal isn't. His entire concept of self revolves around what he thinks other people think he is.

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

I don't think he does, just his jannies and they report back to him. If he himself were here reading this thread there's no chance he'd be able to resist replying and trying to defend himself here.

I disagree. His background in digging up dirt. doxing and social engineering people on second life is pure kiwi farms. Also I think that background is why is isn't stupid enough to defend himself here despite his retardation in other areas.

 

[Glowie]

You are. You are wasting your time trying to make his "game" playable. Just stop.

I have taken your advice to heart, I just started lift weights and use leg presses, just to piss off my A logs, I've been practicing walking with my physiotherapist since this post.

Thank you for saving me from the rabbit hole that was Jason's code, it was next layer of NEET hell

 

[Dick Lickieta]

He's been malding in discord for hours. I guess that's how he spends his heartbound dev time now.

"CEO work" is reminiscent of checking emails