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Reymath said:
Does he use that enough to count as a "Goldieism"?
...it's always so bizarre to me when people decide they're too special for "normal" words and must invent their own. English is weird enough as it is. :)
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Well Chris only used the word "niggo" once, yet it's a minor cwcism.
 
I doubt Golden Tard really wants a mentor he could learn from. More like he would like to have a mentor who would say "ZOMG! Everything you do is so good and EPIC that you don't need my mentoring. I'm such a lowly NPC minion compared to you, oh God-Jay!"
 
Money! 4/27/14

Jay talks about his money issues related to starting his comic business. $700 down the drain for the printing of comics, business cards and convention space.
He mentions the possibility of a computer technician job, but from the date it's obvious it's not the same one he recently quit. If he were to get the job, we're not to expect him to give any charity to the common plebes because he has more pressing matters. Important stuff like a $1500-$2000 gaming computer for Star Citizen and he seems to think $5-$6 grand would cover his ICONIC GOLDEN POWER ARMOR!!!1! Oh and he wants Linkara to review his comics.

There's some whining about people not paying attention to him, and then there's this...
And as a P.S. I applied to be a community volunteer for DeviantArt's Comics and Cartoons gallery. I applied to be a volunteer a couple times before, and while consistent failure is demoralizing, that never stopped me from trying to make something of myself. I thought this would be a good fit because that's right in the field I'm working towards independently. I mean, if Stan Lee could do it and single-handedly immortalize his own name, then curse it, I'd like a shot at that, myself! And back to the negative 700 dollars issue, that's where I plan on using much of my earnings.
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:lol:*sigh*
 
He admits that he doesn't like needles.
Actually, I don't think I'll bleed enough to make a trophy out of this experience.
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Makes me think that he saves all bandages and such to have "trophies" to remember his mundane heroics by... :\

He also talked about something similar in a journal Sailor Mouth:
I knew that a gause pad was used to wipe some blood from my finger for what I thought would be blood testing, so I asked for it back seeing as how if they're not going to use my blood, I'd at least like that "trophy" I keep referring to in my stories; y'know, that cloth around my neck that's been stained in blood? So they discarded it, and I couldn't get it back. So, all I have to show for this...experience is a bandage on my right middle finger.
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Not only does he not like needles, but he completely passes out before they even take blood from him. That's freaking amazing. Dare I say... epic?

So, he has to study for tests and do his homework and fails at giving blood once... and for this we get the memorable passage about how terribly hard his whole week has been because of these things, and I quote, "HOLY NIGGER DICK; I'VE BEEN SHITTING TITS OUT OF MY COCK INTO CUNT FOR WANKING ASS HOLES WITH A PRICK BITCH THAT FUCKED MY PSYCHE LIKE I'M A BASTARD AND SENT MY EFFORTS INTO THE PISS BUCKET!"

Because being a low-functioning human being is still too much for Jay.
 
http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com/journal/Fun-and-Games-229384695

...in which many questions are answered. Of note: Jay refers to a human being as an "it", doesn't know what a Mary Sue is, and he gets his will to study and do his homework from Blossom.

Jay also looks forward to having kids some day. And I guess adds sugar to his soda? And hates that Maryland is so liberal.

But most of it is a delusional power fantasy.
 
Total Dingus said:
"Mostly, I've been reflecting on the human soul. I believe that while everyone is initially given one, most people choose to discard it in favor of the shallow or vein (usually socialites, but some social people may not sacrifce [sic] their identities for the sake of making friends or "hanging out")."

So, Jay doesn't believe that everyone is born an NPC, but they become NPCs by having friends and spending time with them, because making friends requires that you give up your soul. Jay does not realize that decent human beings don't really have to become someone else to be acceptable to others.

WIZARD POWERS, ACTIVATE!

These journals are a genuinely fascinating view into the unedited mind of a weird kid with a severe personality disorder. And a voice only a deaf mother could love.
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This is hysterical. Do you have a link or screencap?

Reymath said:
NOTHING!

...except roller coasters...
...and needles...
...and people who are bigger than me...
...and vegetables...
...and very small rocks...
...and...
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Don't forget terrifying Subway sandwiches! :qsand:
 
Total Dingus said:
"Mostly, I've been reflecting on the human soul. I believe that while everyone is initially given one, most people choose to discard it in favor of the shallow or vein (usually socialites, but some social people may not sacrifce [sic] their identities for the sake of making friends or "hanging out")."

So, Jay doesn't believe that everyone is born an NPC, but they become NPCs by having friends and spending time with them, because making friends requires that you give up your soul. Jay does not realize that decent human beings don't really have to become someone else to be acceptable to others.

WIZARD POWERS, ACTIVATE!

These journals are a genuinely fascinating view into the unedited mind of a weird kid with a severe personality disorder. And a voice only a deaf mother could love.
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It's too perfect, if anything I think you'd lose part of your soul by being a shut in and not finding people you care about to share your joys and trials with. So I have my friends, boyfriend, family, cat, and job but he's the one with the complete soul.

But hey, I'm just a commoner.
 
Honestly, I think if Jay actually had friends to go out and do stuff with, he would be singing a completely different tune. However, he'd rather act like he's better than anyone else, and that he's too good for, heaven forbid, basic human relations. It's obvious he's lonely, as we've established, and it's really not hard to make friends, contrary to what shut-ins think -- I know people who are douchenozzles like many shut-ins can be, but have friends despite it. The fact that Jay really never had offline friends to hang out with (that we know of) tells me a lot. He's never felt what it's like to chill with friends, so he probably thinks he's better off being alone, but with "adoring fans".
 
"Sensitive Journal" 6/14/2010

Jay Asks what compels people to "conform" and be merely average.
He then talks about his quest for the "one" and how he's not finding her.

And then there's this...
And now, an important Public Service Announcement: Being a teenager, my sex drive is driving me nuts! I mean it's making me curious about the experience of mating. I mean what is that LIKE? I don't even know if I should talk about something like this, but I've seen a poll on differernt poops before (for the record, I can NOT make polls because of my limited account), so I thought I should give a scream about this and see what kind of "help" comes my way. Open Sex Talk is mostly restricted due to taboo. There's no law or Golden Rule that dictates sex is "dirty" or "uncooth," but some of us may feel bound to the idea that it isn't something to openly speak about, let alone post on the Internet for ALL to see. So if you can talk about this, that could be fun. I mean I'm up for it; are YOU?

Thanks for reading, friends AND foes. This has been "Your Friendly Neighborhood Master Chief", telling you the way it is from the perspective of a vault!
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The comments on this journal are also worth a read.

Fun game for this one too. Try to spot all the cwcisms he used.
 
1. Mating
2. Open Sex Talk
3. "uncooth"?
4. ALL CAPS TO EMPHASIZE A POINT!
5. Golden Rule
5. Your Friendly Neighborhood Master Chief
6. "perspective of a vault"?
7. "poops"?
 
Absinthe said:
Aside from his comics and fanfiction, a lot of amusing information about Jay is found in his extensive record of journals on deviantART.

If you come across an interesting journal, post a link here for us to discuss.

Here, for instance, 18 year old Jay makes the amazing discovery that recreation has to be balanced by periods of work:

http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com/journal/Revelations-222859235
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It's weird though, because he still doesn't get it. Almost all of his journals make other reference to his poor time management skills.
Reymath said:
NOTHING!

...except roller coasters...
...and needles...
...and people who are bigger than me...
...and vegetables...
...and very small rocks...
...and...
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don't forget toenail polish. AUGH YEAH
 
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