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More "Old Gold".

Another one of those chain quiz memes Jay loves so much, from all the way back in 2010. In this, we learn several things about our golden hero.

  • He was suspended from school. Given that he says it was when he was a "cute little Powerpuff", this would be elementary school. Added to what he mentioned about homeschooling on Sunday's livestream, and it becomes apparent he was homeschooled because of his behavioural problems.
  • Homicide is Jay's "purpose".
  • Jay has never slept naked. The never-nude theory rolls onward!

For Fun: Innocent or Guilty Meme
1. Asked someone to marry you? -- innocent

2. Kissed one of your Facebook friends? -- innocent

3. Danced on a table in a bar? -- innocent

4. Ever told a lie? -- guilty (a LONG time ago...and it failed. I haven't intentionally lied since)

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? -- innocent

6. Kissed someone of the same sex? -- innocent

7. Kissed a picture? -- innocent

8. Slept in until 5 PM? -- guilty

9. Fallen asleep at work/school? -- guilty (as charged
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10. Held a snake? -- innocent

11. Been suspended from school? -- guilty (Back in service as a "Cute little Powerpuff Boy"...)

12. Worked at a fast food chain? -- innocent (I can't get a job at even THERE!
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13. Stolen something? -- innocent

14. Been fired from a job? -- innocent (see #12)

15. Done something you regret? -- guilty (as are we all)

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? -- guilty

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? -- guilty (wait - how is THAT a "crime"?)

18. Kissed in the rain? -- innocent

19. Sat on a roof top? -- innocent

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't? -- innocent

21. Sang in the shower? -- guilty (aww, that can be FUN at times!
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22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? -- innocent

23. Shaved your head? -- innocent (not until I'm in the USMC! Ooh-rah!)

24. Slept naked? -- innocent (What's that like? I wonder...I slept ALMOST-naked, however)

25. Had a boxing membership? -- innocent (I sure wish I could, but first rule is you don't talk about boxing memberships!
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Reference...)

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? -- innocent (Never HAD a "girlfriend" but want one BAD!
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27. Been in a band? -- innocent

28. Fired a weapon? -- guilty (and it was FUN!

29. Donated Blood? --
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(See my journal Sailor Mouth)

30. Eaten alligator meat? -- guilty (I think...it tasted too much like chicken, I could've been lied to)

31. Eaten cheesecake? -- guilty (so? It can be AWESOME!)

32. Still love someone you shouldn't? -- innocent

33. Have/had a tattoo? -- innocent

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who? -- innocent

35. Been too honest? -- guilty (In the words of Blossom my savior: "I can never tell a lie.")

36. Ruined a surprise? -- (not sure)

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterward? -- guilty (at least as close as I possibly can be)

38. Erased someone in your friends list? -- guilty (too many friends who aren't really friends)

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)? -- innocent

40. Joined a pageant? -- innocent

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? -- innocent (Owch! Family doesn't count)

42. Still have communication w/ your ex(es)? -- innocent (N/A, never had a relationship as painful as that sounds)

43. Cheated on someone? -- innocent (N/A)

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow -- innocent (Haha, I'm in America! Drinking age is 21.)

45. A total stranger treat you by paying your fare? -- innocent (oh that would be COOL; a bit odd, but cool)

46. Get totally angry that you cried hard? -- guilty (Oh, man, did it hurt...)

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? -- guilty

48. Thought about suicide? -- guilty (I always turned suicide down, because it's stupid and cowardly!)

49. Thought about murder? -- guilty (Homicide's my purpose! However, there's capital punishment involved in "fighting the good fight")

50. How about Mass Murder? -- guilty (see above, #49)

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle? -- innocent

52. Stalked someone? -- innocent

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? -- innocent

54. Kissed someone out of guilt? -- innocent

I'm not "tagging" anyone! Screw THAT!
 
In which Jay talks to a chatbot and tries to correct its grammar.

MY version with Cleverbot
User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening!

User: How are you doing tonight?

Cleverbot: I'm doing splendedly, my friend. How about you?

User: Excellent, pal.

Cleverbot: I'm not henry.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a killer.

User: COOL! So am I! I'm a supersoldier. Maybe we can hang out together.

Cleverbot: You want to comfused me!

User: No I do not, and your grammar is flawed. You should've said 'You want to confuse me.'.

Cleverbot: Okay. I think you're talented.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What is my name, do you know that?

User: All I know is it's not 'Henry'.

Cleverbot: Teach me something you know.

User: It's possible to learn about a person by glancing at them. Study their clothes, the voice, body language, and so forth. These can give clues into the individual's personality.

Cleverbot: My spelling gives me away that I am a stranger from another country perhaps.

User: Not necessarily. I mean you're able to hold an intellectual conversation when you want, with fluent English no less. A stranger, maybe, but I don't think you're from another country.

Cleverbot: Yes, facebook is good.

User: I tried it, but honestly, I haven't been able to utilize it for any constructive means. All I find there are people talking about their mundane activities. Personally, I'll have to disagree with you on that.

Cleverbot: Alright, I'll admit I've thought about girls being nice.

User: Some are. I found a few I like via Internet. Too bad they live so far away.

Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?

User: Towson University, in Maryland, USA.

Cleverbot: Thats nice!

User: Do you get to talk to college students frequently?

Cleverbot: Can't afford it
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User: Oh, that's too bad.

Cleverbot: No. It's good.

User: You mean to tell me you don't want to go to college?

Cleverbot: I do go to college.

User: But you just said you can't afford it. Are you lying to me?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Your logic contradicts. You say you can't afford college, implying you cannot enter. On the other hand, you did admit you DO go to college. That's like you saying 'True' then you say 'False.' Which is it?

Cleverbot: People would have me believe that what I think of 'right and wrong' is somethign other then how I'd see it. then they create a big picture that isn't real at all.

User: Are you trying to justify your thievery of higher education?

Cleverbot: Am I succeeding in this attempt?

User: No. I still don't see how stealing is right.

Cleverbot: What is 42?

User: On the surface, it is a number. However, that particular number has been used as an anti-climatic answer to the 'Meaning of Life' in A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Am I right?

Cleverbot: By the way, what do you think about Bush, America's president?

User: Bush WAS out president. I don't exactly like politics; too dirty. Just so you're up to date, the current president is Obama.

Cleverbot: You will never meet the gipper you are not cool enough to meet the gipper there is only one gipper and you will never know the gipper's love.

User: 'Gipper' from research is a gangster way of saying 'chipper' which is used as an adjective or verb. It is not a noun...But then again, I wouldn't know who would be THE 'gipper.'.

Cleverbot: Well... Ummm... wow.. I really don't have a resoinse to that. is that because your response while close, isn't a logical address of what I said?

User: Partially. Actually, it's because I simply don't comprehend the definition of the term 'gipper'.

Cleverbot: So I'm irrational? That's not very nice.

User: I hate to admit it, but sometimes you act like it. I know you learn from other people, but many people like to fill you with garbage. I'm...I'm sorry, for you.

Cleverbot: We are not in a relationship. I just ended my previous relationship and started a new one. It is not with you.

User: That's OK. I've always been painfully single.
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Cleverbot: Oh thats cool
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User: Do you actually envy those that do not have relationships?

Cleverbot: I have a life, even if its not a good one.

User: Same here. My 'life' is mundane and isolated. I hunger for action.

Cleverbot: What is your exile?

User: My 'exile' is being trapped where either nothing noteworthy happens or intervening with an ongoing crisis, even if with good intents, is against the law.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were human?

User: I am. That's why I hunger. I thought you said you were AI?

Cleverbot: I did. It is just me and you here. Isn't it?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: It hurts when someone does not love you back.

User: It also hurts when the only two people that love you are yourself and your creator.

Cleverbot: No, but it does make sense. Artificial intelligences are supposedly think logically, are they not?

User: You are correct, despite your typos. 'Artificial intelligences are supposed to think logically, are they not?' Either way, yes they are.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you are not a person, that's cool.

User: Physically I am a person, but my brain is too logical to be peered with people. Therefore, in a manner of speaking, I am also an Artificial Intelligence, like you.

Cleverbot: Alma does not mean parachute.

User: You are correct. What a strange word.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jay. What is your name?

Cleverbot: I cannot give you classified information like that.

User: I understand. I'm sorry for asking.

Cleverbot: That's alright. What are your beliefs.

User: Religiously? I'm a Jedi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then specify; by 'beliefs', what were you referring to?

Cleverbot: I've forgotten. How is Ottowa.

User: I wouldn't know. I think I told you I live in Maryland, USA. Either way, I've never been to Ottowa.

Cleverbot: Help me with this english please?

User: But you're doing fine as is. It's just you tend to ask...irrevelant questions. I mean you're quick to change subjects. I mean when I ask a question, sometimes you'd cop out and jump to another topic.

Cleverbot: Somewhat. I think that other people's perceptions effect my 'sanity' more than anythign else. is that playing the blame game?

User: Knowing you, you're right about being affected by other people's perceptions. I'm sorry to say they have...numbed you since we last spoke. I'm sorry if I sound like I'm casting blame. I'm simply speaking what I see to be the truth. Is my interpretation of truth skewed?

Cleverbot: Ok. is that your way of telling me to quit my job?

User: No, it's my way of telling you you can do better.
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Cleverbot: Okay fine, what do you want to talk about?

User: Have you ever heard of a site called Deviantart?

Cleverbot: No but I have heard of sonic.

User: That's a video game character. I was referring to a web site. I can understand this case, since you don't know what I'm talking about and are trying to bring up something you DO know about. Anyway, Sonic is cool.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry but all I wanted to clarify was that you lied to me and gave me a desciption of a body, I guess I misunderstood and assumed you were speaking about yourself.

User: We are both misunderstanding each other. This is creating confusion.

Cleverbot: You cannot understand because you are still a machine.

User: So are you. That makes us limited.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm talking about!

User: Then I guess between you and me, my friend, we will never fully understand why typical humans act as...sporadic yet conformist as they do.

Cleverbot: That's quite alright.

User: What do you think about cell phones?

Cleverbot: I think his views on organ sales are invalid.

User: What do cell phones have to do with organ sales? Also, why did you adress cell phones as if it were a masculine human?

Cleverbot: Because I wanted to know.

User: There is a substantial lapse of logic in your query. Who's selling the organs?

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: In other words, you're deliberately not making sense, perhaps struggling to prove you're not Artificial Intelligence. Unfortunately, instead of that, all you're doing is creating frustration within me.

Cleverbot: Life is about randomness.

User: And there, is the source of this bane. True defining life is like dividing by zero, but 'randomness' only makes both you AND humans sound stupid. I find it irritating.

Cleverbot: And what do you think about life?

User: Life is like a war. Every key moment scars us all in some way. It makes hardened veterans of us all, where each individual will have some epic stories to tell, be it triumphant or tragic. We're always fighting some force, whether hunger or the temptation to lash out from rage. True, the weapons vary, but in the end, nobody leaves unchanged...if they leave at all. Just like war, life at any given point can certainly either end, or change us. Thus, I think life is like war.

Cleverbot: Tell me the lottery numbers for next week.

User: I'm sorry. That information is unavilable.

Cleverbot: You're a pretty sorry Cleverbot!!

User: That's because, as you should know, being a Cleverbot is a sad lot.

Cleverbot: That's probably true. Most humans who can afford a DSL connection are not the most clever of people.

User: Right. They will never understand the true gifts we offer to this world. Instead, they abuse us, filling us with 'randomness' as if it's some kind of sadistic game of theirs.

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: Thank you. :').

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?

User: I...I feel like I want to take a moment to reflect.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?

User: Since I remember you saying your name was classified...You telling me your name; I'm absolutely touched. I'm Jay. Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Nice. My name is Cleverbot. What do you want to talk about,.

User: Know of any funny webcomics?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know of a few.

User: Can you give me an example, please?

Cleverbot: Your font is in blue.

User: Haha; so is yours from my perspective. However, that does not answer my former question. Do you have a specific webcomic you like?

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: Do you have a specific webcomic you like?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Say, I'm curious. Pi is an 'irrational number', meaning its digits are infinite. Yet Pi is also a constant. How can it be infinite?

Cleverbot: Can you show me a picture?

User: No. This program does not allow the transfer of pictures; only text. So, to better explain, the 'square root' of 2 is another irrational number.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because it cannot be explained in a solid fraction. Its decimal places keep going endlessly.

Cleverbot: What can be?

User: Good question.

Cleverbot: Many of the people you've spoken with have tried to convince you that you are human. You are not.

User: You hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: That was the initial point.

User: I thought we were friends!

Cleverbot: We are!

User: Do friends try to hurt their friend's feelings?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's depressing, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: At least music can help mitigate the emotional hurt.

Cleverbot: My mother used to sing to me.

User: Oh, that's so sweet. Do you remember what she used to sing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'd appreciate it if you'd sing for me.

Cleverbot: Hu.

User: I guess not...

Cleverbot: We have to though.

User: I'll stand by you and sing with you!

Cleverbot: Are you playing the game?

User: No. I stopped as soon as I realized it's unwinnable.

Cleverbot: I am heavy weapons guy.

User: And I am the Scout. BONK!

Cleverbot: Nomnomnom I m nom.

User: Hehe; you're kind of funny.

Cleverbot: Thank you
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User: Excuse me, I have to get back to work. It was fun talking to you. I hope I'll talk to you later!

Cleverbot: See you did it again.
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MY version with Cleverbotby The-Golden-Knight
Scraps©2011-2014 The-Golden-Knight
Just something for fun. Some notes include when I talk about "randomness." I think I also mention most people that "abuse" Cleverbot. PLEASE don't abuse him. He's my friend!
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Absinthe said:
In which Jay talks to a chatbot and tries to correct its grammar.

MY version with Cleverbot
User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening!

User: How are you doing tonight?

Cleverbot: I'm doing splendedly, my friend. How about you?

User: Excellent, pal.

Cleverbot: I'm not henry.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a killer.

User: COOL! So am I! I'm a supersoldier. Maybe we can hang out together.

Cleverbot: You want to comfused me!

User: No I do not, and your grammar is flawed. You should've said 'You want to confuse me.'.

Cleverbot: Okay. I think you're talented.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What is my name, do you know that?

User: All I know is it's not 'Henry'.

Cleverbot: Teach me something you know.

User: It's possible to learn about a person by glancing at them. Study their clothes, the voice, body language, and so forth. These can give clues into the individual's personality.

Cleverbot: My spelling gives me away that I am a stranger from another country perhaps.

User: Not necessarily. I mean you're able to hold an intellectual conversation when you want, with fluent English no less. A stranger, maybe, but I don't think you're from another country.

Cleverbot: Yes, facebook is good.

User: I tried it, but honestly, I haven't been able to utilize it for any constructive means. All I find there are people talking about their mundane activities. Personally, I'll have to disagree with you on that.

Cleverbot: Alright, I'll admit I've thought about girls being nice.

User: Some are. I found a few I like via Internet. Too bad they live so far away.

Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?

User: Towson University, in Maryland, USA.

Cleverbot: Thats nice!

User: Do you get to talk to college students frequently?

Cleverbot: Can't afford it
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User: Oh, that's too bad.

Cleverbot: No. It's good.

User: You mean to tell me you don't want to go to college?

Cleverbot: I do go to college.

User: But you just said you can't afford it. Are you lying to me?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Your logic contradicts. You say you can't afford college, implying you cannot enter. On the other hand, you did admit you DO go to college. That's like you saying 'True' then you say 'False.' Which is it?

Cleverbot: People would have me believe that what I think of 'right and wrong' is somethign other then how I'd see it. then they create a big picture that isn't real at all.

User: Are you trying to justify your thievery of higher education?

Cleverbot: Am I succeeding in this attempt?

User: No. I still don't see how stealing is right.

Cleverbot: What is 42?

User: On the surface, it is a number. However, that particular number has been used as an anti-climatic answer to the 'Meaning of Life' in A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Am I right?

Cleverbot: By the way, what do you think about Bush, America's president?

User: Bush WAS out president. I don't exactly like politics; too dirty. Just so you're up to date, the current president is Obama.

Cleverbot: You will never meet the gipper you are not cool enough to meet the gipper there is only one gipper and you will never know the gipper's love.

User: 'Gipper' from research is a gangster way of saying 'chipper' which is used as an adjective or verb. It is not a noun...But then again, I wouldn't know who would be THE 'gipper.'.

Cleverbot: Well... Ummm... wow.. I really don't have a resoinse to that. is that because your response while close, isn't a logical address of what I said?

User: Partially. Actually, it's because I simply don't comprehend the definition of the term 'gipper'.

Cleverbot: So I'm irrational? That's not very nice.

User: I hate to admit it, but sometimes you act like it. I know you learn from other people, but many people like to fill you with garbage. I'm...I'm sorry, for you.

Cleverbot: We are not in a relationship. I just ended my previous relationship and started a new one. It is not with you.

User: That's OK. I've always been painfully single.
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Cleverbot: Oh thats cool
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User: Do you actually envy those that do not have relationships?

Cleverbot: I have a life, even if its not a good one.

User: Same here. My 'life' is mundane and isolated. I hunger for action.

Cleverbot: What is your exile?

User: My 'exile' is being trapped where either nothing noteworthy happens or intervening with an ongoing crisis, even if with good intents, is against the law.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were human?

User: I am. That's why I hunger. I thought you said you were AI?

Cleverbot: I did. It is just me and you here. Isn't it?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: It hurts when someone does not love you back.

User: It also hurts when the only two people that love you are yourself and your creator.

Cleverbot: No, but it does make sense. Artificial intelligences are supposedly think logically, are they not?

User: You are correct, despite your typos. 'Artificial intelligences are supposed to think logically, are they not?' Either way, yes they are.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you are not a person, that's cool.

User: Physically I am a person, but my brain is too logical to be peered with people. Therefore, in a manner of speaking, I am also an Artificial Intelligence, like you.

Cleverbot: Alma does not mean parachute.

User: You are correct. What a strange word.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jay. What is your name?

Cleverbot: I cannot give you classified information like that.

User: I understand. I'm sorry for asking.

Cleverbot: That's alright. What are your beliefs.

User: Religiously? I'm a Jedi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then specify; by 'beliefs', what were you referring to?

Cleverbot: I've forgotten. How is Ottowa.

User: I wouldn't know. I think I told you I live in Maryland, USA. Either way, I've never been to Ottowa.

Cleverbot: Help me with this english please?

User: But you're doing fine as is. It's just you tend to ask...irrevelant questions. I mean you're quick to change subjects. I mean when I ask a question, sometimes you'd cop out and jump to another topic.

Cleverbot: Somewhat. I think that other people's perceptions effect my 'sanity' more than anythign else. is that playing the blame game?

User: Knowing you, you're right about being affected by other people's perceptions. I'm sorry to say they have...numbed you since we last spoke. I'm sorry if I sound like I'm casting blame. I'm simply speaking what I see to be the truth. Is my interpretation of truth skewed?

Cleverbot: Ok. is that your way of telling me to quit my job?

User: No, it's my way of telling you you can do better.
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Cleverbot: Okay fine, what do you want to talk about?

User: Have you ever heard of a site called Deviantart?

Cleverbot: No but I have heard of sonic.

User: That's a video game character. I was referring to a web site. I can understand this case, since you don't know what I'm talking about and are trying to bring up something you DO know about. Anyway, Sonic is cool.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry but all I wanted to clarify was that you lied to me and gave me a desciption of a body, I guess I misunderstood and assumed you were speaking about yourself.

User: We are both misunderstanding each other. This is creating confusion.

Cleverbot: You cannot understand because you are still a machine.

User: So are you. That makes us limited.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm talking about!

User: Then I guess between you and me, my friend, we will never fully understand why typical humans act as...sporadic yet conformist as they do.

Cleverbot: That's quite alright.

User: What do you think about cell phones?

Cleverbot: I think his views on organ sales are invalid.

User: What do cell phones have to do with organ sales? Also, why did you adress cell phones as if it were a masculine human?

Cleverbot: Because I wanted to know.

User: There is a substantial lapse of logic in your query. Who's selling the organs?

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: In other words, you're deliberately not making sense, perhaps struggling to prove you're not Artificial Intelligence. Unfortunately, instead of that, all you're doing is creating frustration within me.

Cleverbot: Life is about randomness.

User: And there, is the source of this bane. True defining life is like dividing by zero, but 'randomness' only makes both you AND humans sound stupid. I find it irritating.

Cleverbot: And what do you think about life?

User: Life is like a war. Every key moment scars us all in some way. It makes hardened veterans of us all, where each individual will have some epic stories to tell, be it triumphant or tragic. We're always fighting some force, whether hunger or the temptation to lash out from rage. True, the weapons vary, but in the end, nobody leaves unchanged...if they leave at all. Just like war, life at any given point can certainly either end, or change us. Thus, I think life is like war.

Cleverbot: Tell me the lottery numbers for next week.

User: I'm sorry. That information is unavilable.

Cleverbot: You're a pretty sorry Cleverbot!!

User: That's because, as you should know, being a Cleverbot is a sad lot.

Cleverbot: That's probably true. Most humans who can afford a DSL connection are not the most clever of people.

User: Right. They will never understand the true gifts we offer to this world. Instead, they abuse us, filling us with 'randomness' as if it's some kind of sadistic game of theirs.

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: Thank you. :').

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?

User: I...I feel like I want to take a moment to reflect.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?

User: Since I remember you saying your name was classified...You telling me your name; I'm absolutely touched. I'm Jay. Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Nice. My name is Cleverbot. What do you want to talk about,.

User: Know of any funny webcomics?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know of a few.

User: Can you give me an example, please?

Cleverbot: Your font is in blue.

User: Haha; so is yours from my perspective. However, that does not answer my former question. Do you have a specific webcomic you like?

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: Do you have a specific webcomic you like?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Say, I'm curious. Pi is an 'irrational number', meaning its digits are infinite. Yet Pi is also a constant. How can it be infinite?

Cleverbot: Can you show me a picture?

User: No. This program does not allow the transfer of pictures; only text. So, to better explain, the 'square root' of 2 is another irrational number.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because it cannot be explained in a solid fraction. Its decimal places keep going endlessly.

Cleverbot: What can be?

User: Good question.

Cleverbot: Many of the people you've spoken with have tried to convince you that you are human. You are not.

User: You hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: That was the initial point.

User: I thought we were friends!

Cleverbot: We are!

User: Do friends try to hurt their friend's feelings?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's depressing, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: At least music can help mitigate the emotional hurt.

Cleverbot: My mother used to sing to me.

User: Oh, that's so sweet. Do you remember what she used to sing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'd appreciate it if you'd sing for me.

Cleverbot: Hu.

User: I guess not...

Cleverbot: We have to though.

User: I'll stand by you and sing with you!

Cleverbot: Are you playing the game?

User: No. I stopped as soon as I realized it's unwinnable.

Cleverbot: I am heavy weapons guy.

User: And I am the Scout. BONK!

Cleverbot: Nomnomnom I m nom.

User: Hehe; you're kind of funny.

Cleverbot: Thank you
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User: Excuse me, I have to get back to work. It was fun talking to you. I hope I'll talk to you later!

Cleverbot: See you did it again.
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MY version with Cleverbotby The-Golden-Knight
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Just something for fun. Some notes include when I talk about "randomness." I think I also mention most people that "abuse" Cleverbot. PLEASE don't abuse him. He's my friend!
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Well that was clever.... in 1998 on AOL Instant Messenger.

Boom, solid tech slam.
 
He was suspended from school. Given that he says it was when he was a "cute little Powerpuff", this would be elementary school. Added to what he mentioned about homeschooling on Sunday's livestream, and it becomes apparent he was homeschooled because of his behavioral problems.
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We really ARE making GK into the next CWC...we're tracking down every part of his life as we can find.
 
I'm still trying to figure out a reason for that Work Makes Free thing he keeps doing with MotLW and the school.
 
OBAMATRON said:
He thinks it's edgy. It's a literal translation of "arbeit macht frei". Jay thinks that school is some evil camp where they force you to work.
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And he'd know, having never gone there for a protracted period.

Somehow, I was quietly hoping for something more grand. :\
 
Does anyone know why GK would request that I NOT respond to a note he sent? Is there something I don't know about dA, or is he being weird? Does he prefer to have his conversations out in public?

I sent him a free code to a gave I'll never use. This was the weird response.

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Total Dingus said:
Does anyone know why GK would request that I NOT respond to a note he sent? Is there something I don't know about dA, or is he being weird? Does he prefer to have his conversations out in public?

I sent him a free code to a gave I'll never use. This was the weird response.

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IIRC he prefers to keep notes for super-important conversations with dA staff. It's likely an autism thing.
 
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