Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 
Sorry about the necropost, but I was impressed by this particular piece of work and thought anybody who is still following this page might get a kick out of it. This guy is a master of AI animation.

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Edit: Oh shit - he did a whole series!
 
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The pajeet and the retard at the head of Trump's FBI are now seriously claiming that Epstein committed suicide.
FBI Director Kash Patel and FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino have asserted that paedophile Jeffrey Epstein did commit suicide.

The bureau’s director and deputy director sat down with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo on ‘Sunday Morning Futures’.

During the interview on Sunday, Patel and Bongino were asked about the death of Epstein and the suspicious circumstances surrounding it.

Patel and Bongino confirmed Epstein’s death was correctly deemed a suicide and that there was no evidence to suggest otherwise.

“As someone who has worked as a public defender, as a prosecutor, who’s been in that prison system, who’s been in the Metropolitan Detention Centre, who’s been in segregated housing, you know a suicide when you see one, and that’s what that was,” Patel said.

Deputy Director Bongino backed his boss’s response, asserting the notorious sex predator “killed himself”

“He killed himself. I have seen the whole file. He killed himself,” Bongino said.
MAGA! BASED!
 
The retard take is to get upset at them continuing to tread water on this but the real patricians will realize that this is basically the FBI admitting that they had something to do with epstein killing himself and don't want to take any positions. Which is basically just tacitly admitting "the deep state runs the pedophile business" and that pizzagate was probably real
 
The retard take is to get upset at them continuing to tread water on this but the real patricians will realize that this is basically the FBI admitting that they had something to do with epstein killing himself and don't want to take any positions. Which is basically just tacitly admitting "the deep state runs the pedophile business" and that pizzagate was probably real
No, retard, this is the Trump administration admitting that their subhuman pajeet underlings can't ween themselves off the taste of juju cum
 
It was Suicide By Proxy. He killed himself but had others carry it out for him.
To be completely honest, I have always assumed he was approached during the magical camera/guard failure and told, "you have an opportunity to kill yourself within the next X minutes, and if you don't, here's what's coming for you and your girlfriend."
 
No, retard, this is the Trump administration admitting that their subhuman pajeet underlings can't ween themselves off the taste of juju cum
There isn't a single human alive that looked at kash patel and thought he wouldn't immediately sell state secrets to the jews. I don't think it's possible to find someone trustworthy for that position so they just put in an easily wrangled retard at their beck and call
 
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