Jellystone!

[HandsomeDan]

Again not that I really care in the least about this show, but seriously these freaks cant leave anything alone without infecting and destroying it. They do this so some impressionable child can stumble upon this and be confused.

all of them can go Hell.

 

[Dysnomia]

Again not that I really care in the least about this show, but seriously these freaks cant leave anything alone without infecting and destroying it. They do this so some impressionable child can stumble upon this and be confused.

all of them can go Hell.

I didn't think they'd fuck up Hanna Barbera. And here they have.

I wonder what's next. When are we getting gay He-Man and GI Joe but it's full of trannies?

 

[Creep3r]

Would be sort of amusing if the TERFs decided to protest the lack of real women in the show since the majority of the "female" characters are troons, while the only real females consists of two old women and two bears. Having one gaggle of idiots cannibalize the other gaggle of idiots would be the best way for this show to go.

But regardless, even without the trannyism and whatnot, this show just sounded like a bad idea from the start. I mean who honestly gives a shit about lesser known HB characters these days outside of Scooby Doo and the Flintstones (and even those two are waning)? At best their old shows only make them popular among preschoolers (who honestly spend more time watching crappy youtube kids content or playing mobile games). Last time these characters were relevant was in the 90s and as cameos/extras in the 2000s on Harvey Birdman which appealed to the adult demographic that grew up with them, and which was actually written by people familiar with these properties and when HB were still alive, resulting in some good parody material initially. But most of their original audience and the HB team at WB that watched over them died out either literally or due to losing the nostalgia appeal for what were basically runtime and rerun fillers.

They're desperately trying to make these characters relevant again after dozens of failed attempts at revitalizing them, and not realizing that they're a product of their time. These types of characters and their designed would be best aimed at the preschool demographic, but that's clearly not the intent of this show which is trying to be some sort of mature sitcom with cartoonish violence, right down to having one of the characters be sued for medical malpractice or trying to deal with debts, bankruptcy and real estate issues (and the rest just being troons) which is definitely something only adult audiences would understand and maybe find interesting. And from what I'm hearing, Johnny Quest seems to be gay for his own step-brother.

Then again... a lot of kids grew up in the 90s watching these thanks to Cartoon Network reruns, and those same kids grew up to be manchild Steven Universe fans. So they're probably trying to appeal to that demographic...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Why does the art style make every character look like they are high on something

 

[TopCat]

To be fair, the originals weren't exactly "high art" either and are only remembered fondly by boomers because they literally had nothing else to watch on Saturday mornings. Notice the complete lack of in-betweens between poses in this short clip, at least modern shows have those...

 

[Marissa Moira]

I wonder if that thing that Peter Potimus was trying to send was a cry for help warning us about the dark future ahead.

 

[Creep3r]

To be fair, the originals weren't exactly "high art" either and are only remembered fondly by boomers because they literally had nothing else to watch on Saturday mornings. Notice the complete lack of in-betweens between poses in this short clip, at least modern shows have those...

Pretty much why I think even bringing back these toons and trying to make them popular seems pointless. Out of all these rerun fillers, the only ones that had any long lasting popularity were Flintstones and Scooby Doo, but even those aren't what they used to be (and the Scooby fandom is just plain creepy imo). The original HB toons were shitty and cheap looking just like most cartoons of the 60s, but you'd think they would at least bother to make this new shit look decent. I mean its Current Year after all.

This new crap doesn't even have anything in common with the originals other than recycling their names and designs and will do little to raise interest in even the original crap. Only reason this exists is to try and encourage people to watch the old HB toons on HBO Max, which is unlikely outside of boomers and xoomers, and the few who actually end up liking this new crappy cartoon definitely won't like the old shows.

 

[Kulee Baba]

It makes me lol how Cartoon Network and now HBO wants to shove these bland Baby Boomer cartoon creations down the throat of another generation.

I remember Cartoon Network playing the original cartoons and constantly advertising them like they were cultural icons. Their very best asset were the catchy theme songs, that's it.

I can guarantee no one went "OMG it's Jabberjaw & Top Cat!" Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law was the only time these characters were used well and it was funny just to see these silly one note characters in absurd legal dramas and political satires. The Birdgirl spinoff likely would have been a trainwreck no matter what with its modern SJW friendly sensibilities but it undoubtedly hurt production that they couldn't keep the HB characters.

 

[Toolbox]

On top of everything else they're already showing how this show will attempt to desperately become relevant.

Shove shitty old memes into it.

 

[DancingDino]

Inb4 one of the artists/writers turns out to be a troon pedo

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Odd that the Flintstones, Scooby and maybe the Jetsons aren't a part of this since they're the biggest HB properties.

They probably want to do something bigger with those. They just had that SD movie and IIRC they’re working on a Flintstones reboot. I favour the idea that this is primarily a means of keeping otherwise unused characters in the public eye.

Seems like they really are going the Trans route with some of the characters, since it's apparently been confirmed by a couple of people who work on the show
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IDK, sounds like the artist is trolling.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Hanna-Barberra were budget made for TV cartoons that had only one appeal - they were quick and cheap to produce so they could jump on current trends and reflect the fads the kids were currently into. This is why so much of it is outdated cringe (or fascinating nostalgia, take your pick.) It's inevitable that any current incarnation would jump on the tranny/SU/ Adventure time/CalArts trend because that is what the Electric Jew wants to push onto American kids right now.

Fuck this. I say we bring back a pro-cop, based version of Casper and the Angels. If there's anything that needs a reboot, it's this:

It's just the kind of crazy Current Timeline shit that might actually turn out well. At least it won't be boring to watch.

 

[TopCat]

Incidentally I e-mailed an ex-Hanna-Barbera staffer (who worked there for decades) the trailer for his thoughts, and here's what he said about it:

The Jellystone! trailer does nothing for me. It was obviously made for young children so it has no entertainment value for teens or young adults. It really has no relationship to the former HB shows.

 

[Commander X]

There was (is?) a completely separate Yogi reprisal in development, drawn in the classic style, but the premises were things like "Boo Boo goes to high school and vapes". Not really sure who any of these are aimed at.

There are animators who can work out how to animate the H-B characters in a way that actually works, but the animation industry clique doesn't want them, so their talents are wasted on predatory loan commercials.

 

[TopCat]

So a preview has been released

 

[Toolbox]

So a preview has been released (30:58 timestamp)

So essentially as the trailer implied it incorporates just about every cancerous modern "comedy" trope that other cartoons have had, and in my eyes fails at including any sort of charm that any of the shows it's attempting to copy sometimes have. I don't know how they're going to drag this out into a full show. But I'm assuming most of it is already produced so we will just have to wait to see the disaster.

 

[Valstrax]

So a preview has been released

...what the fuck did my eyeballs just witness? This is supposed to be funny?

 

[Fat Tub of Lard]

Characters in the clip: Food coma! *zoom in, repeat way too many times*

Me:

 

[TopCat]

Well, hopefully it won't be any worse than this...

 

[The Lawgiver]

So a preview has been released

It's like an AI string together hanna Barbera, Adult swim parodies, Internet fan parodies, and CHOWDER of all things into a singlular algorithm produced product. If the people in charge didn't have politics addling their brains and personalities to the point they made characters trans for trans representation's sakes and avoided anything too out there I'd say it'd have potential.

It's still surreal seeing the kind of thing that looks like a low budget quick on the cheap parody made by a dedicated fan being pumped out by a big money company instead.

There are animators who can work out how to animate the H-B characters in a way that actually works, but the animation industry clique doesn't want them, so their talents are wasted on predatory loan commercials.

Isaw them in a fucking Geico ad a while back. It's around space jam-ish in terms of integrating 2d with 3d.