Careercow Jeremy Charles Dewitte - Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender

[Bubbly Sink]

Do we get fake guns and safety scissors?

nope. just bags of shit. human shit.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Well, Jeremy has inspired me! I'm going to create an LLC and go bust people for keeping their library books until they're way overdue! Who's with me?

Count me in! I have a green rotating bubble light, a mega phone and a moped with flame decals that make it go faster. Let's go bust us some faggot book nerds.

Now we just need a catch phrase like CSI Miami. I'm thinkin something like, "Looks like you're overdue for some justice" and then we tip our sunglasses back up.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Well, Jeremy has inspired me! I'm going to create an LLC and go bust people for keeping their library books until they're way overdue! Who's with me?

Have LLC Will Travel reads the card of a man.
A knight without brain in a savage land.
His toy gun for hire heed's the calling wind.
A soldier of misfortune is the man called Jeremy.
Jeremy, Jeremy
Where do you roam?
Jeremy, Jeremy,
Far, far from home.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jennifer is ugly as fucking sin. Why does Jeremy’s dick get hard for uggos? Everything about this saga is fucked up. Still, it makes an almost wholesome change from the travails of furries and loli-loving pedos.

 

[Just A Butt]

loli-loving pedos.

You know Jeremy is a convicted sex offender, right?

 

[Begemot]

Count me in! I have a green rotating bubble light, a mega phone and a moped with flame decals that make it go faster. Let's go bust us some faggot book nerds.

Now we just need a catch phrase like CSI Miami. I'm thinkin something like, "Looks like you're overdue for some justice" and then we tip our sunglasses back up.

I'm about to read you the riot act! You're booked!

 

[Blasterisk]

I'm about to read you the riot act! You're booked!

Unlike you, I've got a spine!
Better hope you've got a good defense attorney, because your case looks paper thin.
A polygraph machine — or, a liebrary detector.


I AM A STATE-LICENSED LIBRARIAN

 

[Punkinsplice]

If you love ol' Jeremy and are a fan of Dr. Grande, behold! We have been treated to a delightful insightful video today:

 

[Some JERK]

If you love ol' Jeremy and are a fan of Dr. Grande, behold! We have been treated to a delightful insightful video today:

I watched Dr. Grande all the time until he did a video on 'The Disappearance of Flight 370: Mental Health and Personality', which just seemed kinda stupid. In looking at his videos since they seem a lot better in subject matter. I may have to resubscribe.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Do we get fake guns and safety scissors?

You get REAL guns and pointy scissors! We're state agents!

Dear god, what have I done?!

I watched Dr. Grande all the time until he did a video on 'The Disappearance of Flight 370: Mental Health and Personality', which just seemed kinda stupid. In looking at his videos since they seem a lot better in subject matter. I may have to resubscribe.

I like his breakdown of the case, but Dr. Grande doesn't seem to ever change facial expressions. For some reason that really bothers me. Stupid I know.

 

[Some JERK]

I like his breakdown of the case, but Dr. Grande doesn't seem to ever change facial expressions. For some reason that really bothers me. Stupid I know.

I'm sure that's a professional habit. I can imagine it being an asset when dealing with paranoid or otherwise hostile patients. It doesn't take much to set a crazy person off, and I've seen far too many fights in the 'sane' world that started over a percieved look of some kind. I can only imagine it being that much worse in the puzzle factory.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm sure that's a professional habit. I can imagine it being an asset when dealing with paranoid or otherwise hostile patients. It doesn't take much to set a crazy person off, and I've seen far too many fights in the 'sane' world that started over a percieved look of some kind. I can only imagine it being that much worse in the puzzle factory.

Yeah, that would be helpful when dealing with people who think aliens are stealing their thoughts. Or a guy who thinks he's Jesus and is writing the Third Testament of the Bible (long story). I like his take on why Dewitte keeps doing the same shit over and over despite getting caught repeatedly.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Jennifer is ugly as fucking sin.

If I ever met her I'd ask her to autograph my box of pancake mix.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Surprised this guy isn't a headline lolcow, he is freaking crazy as fuck!

 

[Just A Butt]

I’m not sure if this is worth posting, but here goes anyway

Evidently the prosecutor assigned to Jeremy’s case quit because he was being asked to do something illegal.

This likely only means another slight delay until Jeremy is back in prison.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I’m not sure if this is worth posting, but here goes anyway
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Evidently the prosecutor assigned to Jeremy’s case quit because he was being asked to do something illegal.

This likely only means another slight delay until Jeremy is back in prison.

That's curious. I wonder what he was asked to do that made him quit? Maybe withhold exculpatory evidence from the defense in another case?

 

[Scrumption]

Good news, the Dr. Phil episode premiered yesterday. In fact, Dr. Phil dedicated two episodes to him, with the second episode airing on Monday.
I saw the first episode, which you can watch on ctv.ca if you are in Canada or are using a Canadian VPN. His dopey lawyer accompanies him on the show, which was a good decision on Jeremy's part considering how often he talks himself deeper into trouble. I heard that his lawyer made Dr. Phil agree to not discuss Jeremy's sex offender status or his crime, as a condition for Jeremy's appearance (though I have not been able to verify the truth of that statement). What I can say is that at least in the first episode, Dr. Phil does not mention it, though I wish he did.

I believe he wrote into Dr.Phil because he wanted to "set the record straight" about him not impersonating a cop. He apparently was so convinced he could convince all of us that he is innocent that he adamantly requested to take a polygraph. The polygraph will be shown in the next episode. Also, the next episode will feature a confrontation with a veteran that has kept up with Dimwit's escapades on the internet.

Two of my favorite moments in the episode are worth mentioning. At one point, Dimwit refers to one of his escorts as an "officer," which Dr. Phil is quick to call him out on.
Another part I liked was when they talk about the color scheme of his pepper ball gun. I recommend checking out the episode for some good laughs.

 

[Some JERK]

Good news, the Dr. Phil episode premiered yesterday. In fact, Dr. Phil dedicated two episodes to him, with the second episode airing on Monday.
I saw the first episode, which you can watch on ctv.ca if you are in Canada or are using a Canadian VPN. His dopey lawyer accompanies him on the show, which was a good decision on Jeremy's part considering how often he talks himself deeper into trouble. I heard that his lawyer made Dr. Phil agree to not discuss Jeremy's sex offender status or his crime, as a condition for Jeremy's appearance (though I have not been able to verify the truth of that statement). What I can say is that at least in the first episode, Dr. Phil does not mention it, though I wish he did.

I believe he wrote into Dr.Phil because he wanted to "set the record straight" about him not impersonating a cop. He apparently was so convinced he could convince all of us that he is innocent that he adamantly requested to take a polygraph. The polygraph will be shown in the next episode. Also, the next episode will feature a confrontation with a veteran that has kept up with Dimwit's escapades on the internet.

Two of my favorite moments in the episode are worth mentioning. At one point, Dimwit refers to one of his escorts as an "officer," which Dr. Phil is quick to call him out on.
Another part I liked was when they talk about the color scheme of his pepper ball gun. I recommend checking out the episode for some good laughs.

Well there goes any change of venue argument. I don't think you can claim that you can't get a fair trial because of your local notoriety if you go on national TV to talk about your case.

 

[Just A Butt]

I only hope they do a zoom trial, like some of the others we got to watch last year.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This guy posted the first episode (FF to around two minutes into the video). Can someone please make an archive of the Jeremy part? I’m a literal retard so I can’t.

ETA: I think this is just all the online clips edited together. (See above re retardation.)