💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

[quarter_grifter]

He gives 250k to a woman here, 100k to another there, have a company with 500k in debt and goes on.

returnofthemacandcheese nailed it, but I just wanted to add that your question illuminates that Jeremy is quite good got 1 in a million lucky at making money, but quite bad at generating wealth, and this explains most of what you see regarding his financial state.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Just the perfect storm for a guy like him. He blew up on Youtube right around 2017, just late enough to miss the giant ban wave of "based" Youtubers. So he figured out where the line was and didn't cross it and as a result he was the ad safe Youtuber for people searching up that kind of content and the algorithm funneled fucking everyone his channel for years. So for 8 years he's been making the lowest effort Youtube slop that appeals mainly to people who are socially retarded. At the same time he literally has a degree in marketing from the mid 2000's and experience in telemarketing and spam internet marketing. So he's perfectly engineered to extract money from complete morons and has an audience full of those kinds of people and also used his knowledge of SEO and gaming Google to force himself into the Youtube algorithm back before the average Youtuber had any concept of that kind of stuff. For example he was years ahead of the curve on baby talking certain words to skate around Youtube moderation that massively boosted him in the algorithm, a practice that is now so common it's entered mainstream culture.

He was also bland enough that a lot of others on Youtube were willing to bring him on when he was crusading about pedos in Magic. He had streams with people like Jim, Dankula, G+G, and even appeared on Tim Pool's IRL show but over time managed to alienate every single person who interacted with him. It's amazing how many chances he's had and how he continues to find ways to fuck them up.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

He was also bland enough that a lot of others on Youtube were willing to bring him on when he was crusading about pedos in Magic. He had streams with people like Jim, Dankula, G+G, and even appeared on Tim Pool's IRL show but over time managed to alienate every single person who interacted with him. It's amazing how many chances he's had and how he continues to find ways to fuck them up.

In the beginning he got hard carried by Sargon and Dankula. The sector/bloodsports crew briefly brought him in and gave him a huge boost but he wasn't cut out for that and bottomed out pretty quickly just drunkenly starting fights he couldn't finish then backing down like a pussy. He just did not have the spine or wit to tangle with those people. Ironically Andy Warski probably lit the spark that started his career as a grifter on the infamous Andy "Race" Warski stream where they all rallied chat to go and spam the Magic twitter page with memes saying Andy was about to show up at Magic headquarters and start mass shooting pedos. Certainly 2017 was a different time, these days you'd probably get arrested after that. Jeremy himself really didn't do shit that stream but he rode that hype into getting all the bloodsports viewers on his side for his crusade against wizard poker and that turned into what we see now. He also got put on by the comicsgate crew but then burned that bridge once they outlived their usefulness. In the early days he basically just trend hopped every corner of online shit stirring and built his following from that. That's why for a long time he basically had a personal army of trolls to go fight all these random internet battles for him and harass all his targets but those days are long gone.

returnofthemacandcheese nailed it, but I just wanted to add that your question illuminates that Jeremy is quite good got 1 in a million lucky at making money, but quite bad at generating wealth, and this explains most of what you see regarding his financial state.

His biggest problem is he has severe lifestyle creep and now spends money like a NFL player when he's a Youtuber with a fading channel and just can't accept that he's on the decline and he needs to adjust his lifestyle accordingly. In the past he just stuck his hand out and the paypigs filled it with money but those days seem to be over and he has little room to expand. Every ragebait viewer already knows who Jeremy is, he's not appealing to the youth, and every day another 5 sloptubers show up doing the exact same shit he does but better. His only out is to do the religious grift thing and open himself up to a new audience. This was long predicted in this thread and now he's been taking steps in that direction but that field is also very crowded so I don't see it going very far. Probably the worst decision he ever made long term was moving out of the nerd space and going all in on hard politics. Worked out well for that one election cycle but now he's lost a lot of his long time fans and is struggling to replace them.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He just did not have the spine or wit to tangle with those people.

Which is saying something considering the average IQ of the sektur is astonishingly low and even that bar he couldn't get over.

Ironically Andy Warski probably lit the spark that started his career as a grifter on the infamous Andy "Race" Warski stream where they all rallied chat to go and spam the Magic twitter page with memes saying Andy was about to show up at Magic headquarters and start mass shooting pedos.

Amusingly that's usually the clip I point people to as it's clear there are three people having banter while Hambly sits there awkwardly and does the white version of "Das right!" every so often.

 

[Farmer9876]

Jeremy took his wife to a swinger event.

I know a guy in Minnesota, who Jeremy should meet.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Slight diversion - I know I’m likely late and/or missing an obvious bit of drama, but I’m guessing if Melonie Mac is working with the Shartening, she was jettisoned from the SideScrollers podcast.

Did anything noteworthy happen there? Looking through SS’s Xitter feed, I can’t see her mentioned going a good way back (since 2024).

Did she just leave, or did Stuttering Craig finally tire of this cunt?

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Kino Casino should really invite Quartering on. IDK what they are worried about because he will completely fold under the pressure of being asked to pick a lane on the record. Either he's broke or he's lying to and manipulating his fans by pleading poverty when he constantly begs. He did it again on today's stream but I don't have time to clip. Then there's all the stuff he definitely will spill his spaghetti when questioned on like what was going on with him and Sydney Watson that he decided to throw piles of money at her and kiss her ass and agree with all her feminist talking points. I mean we all know the answer but I'd love to see him drowning on livestream trying to answer questions about stuff like that on the spot. That's the thing about Quartering, when he gets mad he's playing checkers on a chessboard. He might be prepared to spit out bland talking points on why he's a super successful rich guy who needs to beg his fans for money all the time but he's lied himself into multiple corners on a variety of topics and will absolutely fold under pressure of even being asked to clarify what is reality. It would be peak content. Just look at his super old "debate" with Destiny where he folded simply being asked to clarify his actual views and basically admitted he was a grifter who didn't believe anything.

Related note: I'm working on a nuclear bomb post but I have limited time and need to get everything in order and double check everything.





Quartering is outside rocking a full copeover. We've all seen his "hairline" and it's clear the only way he can pull off this look is to grow out his hair in the back and sweep it forward then to the side and take the picture at an angle that hides what's going on up top. The absolute state of it.


You are bald Jeremy just get your hair plugs and shut the fuck up.

Even for someone I hate like Jeremy I don't want to knock self-improvement too much but bro you aren't even averaging 1 lb a week and you were almost 400 lbs. Lock in Jer it's only going to get harder.

 

[Muppetstudios]

He should be messaging PPP (the organ grinder not the monkey)

Why he is even responding? It shows they have gotten to him. If he goes on the show who is he helping apart from PPP and Warski? He's not going to convince anyone who regularly watches Kino Casino that he's in the right. Jeremy should just ignore them. But hey it's fun that he doesn't and doesn't get it.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

He lost 40 pounds of hair? Wow.

 

[Garth]

it's clear the only way he can pull off this look is to grow out his hair in the back and sweep it forward then to the side and take the picture at an angle that hides what's going on up top

The future ...

 

[quarter_grifter]

Clipped this stream. The title is "Trump Blamed For NBA Rigging Scandal, Major X Chance Renders Site Useless, Church Nonsense". I just finished watching it for the clips, and I don't remember the NBA or even basketball being brought up once, or even a mention of anything to do with church (which I would remember, because that's the primary reason I'm clipping this bullshit, I don't want anyone possibly mistaking him for an example of Christian behavior). The only topic in the title that was 'covered' by our brilliant analysts on the so-called Estrocast was some accusation of a change in X's 'algorithm', but as we will see, Jeremy doesn't understand how bots work, likely doesn't understand how 'the algorithm' works (I believe his knowledge of major internet systems stops at SEO), and has ulterior motives for whining about it (I'm sure many of you can predict where this is going).

The extraordinarily vast majority of time was spent on completely parasocial topics, tales of growing up, having 'everyman' jobs, etc., but along the way, we'll get some interesting moments, demonstrating just how big of a piece of shit Jeremy is, has always been, and seemingly, always will be, unless he really wants to live up the Christian grift he's currently LARPing as. Time will tell, but for now, I have my expectations. I don't know if this is just me coping with my own Overton window shifting in real time, but I have begun to pity Hannah and Melonie for their weakness in accepting this man's money to humiliate themselves simply by being in his online presence.

Spoiler: Our brilliant opening

Demonstrating his complete lack of preparation and skill at operating the tools of his craft, Jeremy has to cold-start his show because he didn't press the correct buttons. He then plays it off as a Tenacious D-like 'greatest conversation his show has ever had', as if that's what the audience just missed. During their cope session, there are some jabs thrown between hosts that sometime might feel a little too true to be just a joke.

Spoiler: Jeremy would take a job that pays 200k a year

Spoiler: The X algorithm cope

Jeremy admits he's addicted to X, then he accuses them of some undefined change to 'the algorithm' which results in him exclusively seeing footage of black people committing crimes. It is never considered that his constant retweeting of this type of content would be interpreted as the kind of content he is interested in, by 'the algorithm'.

Jeremy says that every time he opens X, he gets triggered.

Jeremy blames the X algorithm for not informing him of the correct topics for his YouTube videos, thus blaming X for his declining viewership on YouTube.

Jeremy's expected reaction to his tweets are that he gets ratio'ed and 'destroyed' on them, until now.

Our insightful hosts demonstrate that they don't understand how bots actually work interacting with twitter posts. I might be sperging a bit on this one, because I know I'd have to programmer-sperg to explain why this is the case to someone who also doesn't understand, and I'm just not going to do that. Either believe I'm correct, or don't.

Jeremy accuses Ian Carroll of having his X posts get bot-promoted, and his reasoning is that his viewership would allegedly be lower on YouTube, because YouTube would filter the bots. He then accuses Twitch and Kick of having massively bot-inflated viewership numbers. This is ironic to me, because it seems much more likely that his Rumble viewership is intuitively heavily botted, compared to the only livestream I watch on Kick, at least. Others can make a much better case for this than I can.

Jeremy says he will never go viral on his large X account, and that bots exclusively control the narrative on the platform.

Jeremy accuses every non-major channel on Twitch and Kick of using viewbotting to reach a tipping point, then turning off bots to 'go legit', and organic growth is only relevant to the highest-tier streamers. I believe he's describing the strategy he's currently employing, and just seething that it's not working as well for him as it is for his competition. Or perhaps it's a way to try and score 'good boy' points for playing for the Rumble team and tarnishing the reputation of their major competitors as harsh as he can manage without facing legal repercussions?

Jeremy admits that what he's accusing the bot network of doing, would work on him too, as if that is supposed to be proof of the truth of his claims?

Jeremy doubles down on Twitch and Kick being driven by bots. He tries to whiteknight for Rumble by saying that all seemingly programmatic change in audiences are caused by a channel being removed from the front page. PPP, if you use this clip, I trust you to explain how stupid that is in a funnier way than I could come up with.

Finally, Jeremy says the best way to deal with the bot problem is to join his private Discord server, because those people are real. I guess from a mathematical perspective, yes, zero is a real number. Jeremy W, he made a technically-correct statement.

Spoiler: Jeremy eats people

Spoiler: It's OK when I do it

Kim Kardashian is stupid for not knowing what milk costs. Jeremy is not stupid for not knowing what milk costs.

Jeremy used to know what lemonade costs. Nowadays, he does not know what lemonade costs. He hasn't seen a lemonade stand in 20 years because he doesn't go outside. His parents were his original paypiggies for his lemonade 'business', Lemonade Brand Lemonade.

If you're poor, you should cancel your monthly subscriptions and sell your cell phone. But you should definitely not cancel your Quartering membership.

Jeremy ragebaits live on stream, because it's ok when he does it.

Jeremy accuses an account of X on trying to shape a narrative, directly after trying to shape a narrative that the account is an Indian bot and discredit the validity of their post, but it's ok when he does it.

Spoiler: I found this to be very dark

Jeremy shows footage of people being killed via negligent driving. He sounds, almost excited, to be sounding off the moment captured in time when people lost their life. I don't really know how to explain this well, but there's a difference between not projecting too much of yourself into a tragedy that isn't really your business or not letting emotional pain affect your outlook or something, and just completely numbing yourself to the tragedy you're so callously using for your 'content', and this clip just gave me the impression that Jeremy is only and only ever will be capable of the latter. I think Jeremy would do well to do what Anisa's husband calls 'learning empathy', because his apathy does not make him the alpha he thinks he is.

This intuition is reinforced by listening to Jeremy later talk about a video where people are inflicting bodily harm on each other.

When he jokes about things like mariticide, things just become uncomfortable. No, I'm not saying dark humor isn't the intent behind these sorts of things, I'm just saying it's not funny when someone like Jeremy tries to joke about it. It's fucking weird.

Spoiler: Jeremy copes with failing to live up to his father's standards

I hope you do actually monitor this thread, Jeremy.

Jeremy talks about how liberal his parents were with his degenerate behavior. At the end of the clip, Jeremy claims his dad wanted to kick him out of the house, but implies that didn't occur.

Jeremy uses his crushing intellect to destroy his father's traditional conservative values. Then, he admits his goal was to 'get out of it', which, if you want to moralfag, means he would agree that he is in the wrong, but doesn't want to be held accountable to a standard he finds acceptable (very 'feminine-coded', btw). Then, he spergs out about how great of a kid he was, and demonstrates a very common symptom of the exact vice his father was trying to protect him from.

Jeremy needed a car to enable his vices his father didn't want him to succumb to, and decided to talk about his sexual activity in high school.

Guess his dad was too much of a pussy to lay down the beatdown his piece of shit son deserved, resulting in the disgusting, blobulous balding mass of Satanic greed that shits his own pants and has the audacity to LARP as a follower of Jesus Christ to retain his undeserved-yet-dwindling audience that we can see in these clips.

Spoiler: Jeremy is a lifelong, inter-generational scammer

Jeremy tried to scam his dad out of paying the cost for the fuel, pretending like he didn't realize it was using the fuel while he was running a successful lawn-mowing empire. Then, he crashed the lawnmower into a structure on his parent's property, more likely because he was high as fuck than the retarded excuse he comes up with.

Jeremy stole the harvests of his farmer neighbors, and attempted to sell them in the area. The police were called, but he got away with it because the officer was a relative, and he pretended like he didn't know better.

Jeremy scammed his parents when they paid him to pick up their cigarettes.

Jeremy used the cover of his school fundraiser to scam his community.

Jeremy speculates on how he would teach his hypothetical child to scam their future school fundraiser, which is to emotionally manipulate their relatives, and the elderly.

Spoiler: Jeremy knows how to protect himself from being scammed

Jeremy shields himself from getting scammed by Girl Scouts because he can get their cookies cheaper in the store, rather than buying directly from the girls, despite earlier talking about wanting kids to do the legwork of the fundraising drive.

Jeremy would report his coworkers to management when they abused company email to try and scam him with their children's fundraisers.

Jeremy knows how to protect himself from Boy Scouts trying to scam him with their popcorn. The way he describes their product sounds a lot like how people describe his coffee products. Maybe if the Boy Scouts were selling Popcorn Brand Popcorn, he'd be willing to part with a few of his shekels, but instead, he decided to buy an exorbitant amount of something else.

Jeremy respects the scam of Wrapping Paper Brand Wrapping Paper, but he won't fall for it. Hannah wants to be sponsored by Wrapping Paper Brand Wrapping Paper. Some bonus bad-faith clipping at the end, purely for entertainment. Everything else in this post is true, this one, I just couldn't resist.

Spoiler: Jeremy peaked in high school and wants to go back

Jeremy thinks he was a cool-guy in high school and that his sister was a nerd. He believes that she suffered repercussions due to her relation to him, for his reputation as a 'bad boy'.

Jeremy was a 'legend' at his local OfficeMax, because he was fucking every bitch in the storeroom on the reg.

Spoiler: Jeremy's fans are disabled

A 'fan' writes in chat that he has a physical defect that Jeremy pretends to sympathize with. When the script calls for the topic to be changed, the next order of business is that Jeremy would like to pay children to touch poop.

Jeremy again tries to sympathize with his disabled fan by joking about sharing his disability, then makes fun of people who exhibit munchausen syndrome behaviors.

Spoiler: Jeremy thinks he can prove that the haters can't get to him

The only thing he proved is that this legendary alog demonstrated with mathematical precision the exact line at which to push Jeremy's buttons, but not suffer the ban hammer. I guarantee this guy is holding way the fuck back.

Spoiler: Miscellaneous insults

Hosts call each other psychopaths.

Jeremy emasculates Hannah's husband to her.

Jeremy is mad that Hannah isn't taking his movie recommendations, which are de facto demands for her continued employment, seriously.

Jeremy makes fun of a young girl for having a receding hairline.

Jeremy offers Melonie money in exchange for trying to push racism boundaries of the ToS.

Jeremy won't pay Melonie the money, because she didn't do the racism enough.

Despite the fact that I agree with the sentiment Jeremy is expressing here, I just find it odd behavior to criticize your friend's parenting and call their child a loser, when you say that they watch your show. This could potentially be an appropriate thing to say in private to that person, but... in front of allegedly 40k strangers?

Jeremy doesn't give a fuck what Hannah has to say, and blatantly interrupts an insightful comment she was making.

Jeremy calls his sister 'gay' because she reconnected with friends she had in high school later in life.

Jeremy says he cried a lot, and reeked at school.

Jeremy made fun of his sister when she failed her driving test.

Jeremy is really mad that his minions aren't watching his favorite Christmas movies, and he's trying to own the meme that he lashed out in anger at Hannah and called her a bitch.

Jeremy thinks autistically explaining his job history to the other people with tits will make their pussies wet, but he fucks up and admits that his own business crashed and burned.

Jeremy wants to talk about a story, but doesn't understand it.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

but I have begun to pity Hannah and Melonie for their weakness in accepting this man's money to humiliate themselves simply by being in his online presence.

Hey, if we stay behind the viewership line, we won't get hurt while the two are getting mentally zutted.
I had a bad feeling about jeremy being involved into some bad stuff, and being around behind the scenes some really bad people, and I'm just waiting for him to make a mistake.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

WOAH BUDDY that doesn't come off as desperate and completely fucking unhinged. Does this 400 pound retard really think that screenshots of him rapid firing crazy messages like this doesn't reek of insane clingy ex girlfriend?
When Ashton or Andy come to skim through the thread again I hope they read this:
Continue to learn from Gorlword. Fat insane narcissistic retards like Hambone here fucking lose it when you ignore them. The longer they go unanswered the more they fly off the rails.
Buddy those eyes are a kind of tired that sleep can't fix. The last few Kino segments he's looked like it's been a week long bender of basement pissing. Those eyes are just blackened and hollowed out.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Fuck god, hail satan. I can fix melonie mac guis, trust me....

 

[Godmode]

Jeremy shields himself from getting scammed by Girl Scouts because he can get their cookies cheaper in the store, rather than buying directly from the girls, despite earlier talking about wanting kids to do the legwork of the fundraising drive.

Then this nigger knows how we feel about his retarded drop-shipped coffee.

 

[Seafarer]

When Ashton or Andy come to skim through the thread again I hope they read this:
Continue to learn from Gorlword. Fat insane narcissistic retards like Hambone here fucking lose it when you ignore them. The longer they go unanswered the more they fly off the rails.

He just wants to “C O R R E C T T H E R E C O R D” lol

Wonder how many more shower texts he is gonna send Andy.

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Buddy those eyes are a kind of tired that sleep can't fix. The last few Kino segments he's looked like it's been a week long bender of basement pissing. Those eyes are just blackened and hollowed out.

You can tell a lot about a person by looking at their eyes. Quarterling just has this vacancy betraying a profound fragility and lack of mental stability.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Related note: I'm working on a nuclear bomb post but I have limited time and need to get everything in order and double check everything.

You know it's fucking bad when you're texting Andy Warski and he isn't responding.

 

[Schpoots]

I'm so glad they're just making fun of him from a distance. This is what the quartering does. He's fine humilating himself to thousands on the off chance that one person might come over. He's a genuine grifter, the any advertising is good advertising kind of guy. Having him on your show, no matter what the outcome is, only benefits him. The few times I've seen him get into a debate (like with ralph or metokur in the old days) its a slog where he sandbags everything and acts as boring as possible. Its always a waste of everyones time. He is human quicksand.

 

[GhaeicSD]

Kino Casino should really invite Quartering on. IDK what they are worried about because he will completely fold under the pressure of being asked to pick a lane on the record. Either he's broke or he's lying to and manipulating his fans by pleading poverty when he constantly begs. He did it again on today's stream but I don't have time to clip. Then there's all the stuff he definitely will spill his spaghetti when questioned on like what was going on with him and Sydney Watson that he decided to throw piles of money at her and kiss her ass and agree with all her feminist talking points. I mean we all know the answer but I'd love to see him drowning on livestream trying to answer questions about stuff like that on the spot. That's the thing about Quartering, when he gets mad he's playing checkers on a chessboard. He might be prepared to spit out bland talking points on why he's a super successful rich guy who needs to beg his fans for money all the time but he's lied himself into multiple corners on a variety of topics and will absolutely fold under pressure of even being asked to clarify what is reality. It would be peak content. Just look at his super old "debate" with Destiny where he folded simply being asked to clarify his actual views and basically admitted he was a grifter who didn't believe anything.

I don't know why he's bothering, they've already flat out told him what they need for them to bring him on (5 years of tax returns). They even explained why that is succinctly, which is the exact reason outlined in the quote: to force him to pick a lane when he goes on because "without those documents there is nothing to be gained from a discussion". I personally want them to bring him on regardless as a punching bag, but they've provided a clear request with a rational reason for said request that would only make the discussion more productive and concise. Whether it'll be good faith or not, I wouldn't put money on it knowing them, but it's not like they could do worse than what they're doing to him now, considering everyone already thinks he's a liar and he's already posted his businesses' financials before.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

If the Casino is willingly ignoring him for the bit, that's hilarious.

If he actually just can't reach Abortski and is melting down over it, also hilarious.

He just keeps losing.