Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[The Iconoclast]

The quote says this happened in '83. John was born in 48 meaning he was only 35 at the time, hardly "an old guy."

Now i don't know who he's talking about but every girl in the listed cast is older than he is save rachel ward who was born in 57 meaning she was 26 at the time. That's hardly any kind of creepy scandal unless it's just illegal for guys to like women at all now.

I'm sure you know how the internet works right now. People who create outrage over these kinds of things don't care about context or jokes.

 

[Flexo]

I'm sure you know how the internet works right now. People who create outrage over these kinds of things don't care about context or jokes.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

Cause
https://archive.fo/tkKFX

effect
https://archive.fo/gywig

 

[The Iconoclast]

In this video: Jerry has a potentially fake, not sure, I've never been good at real vs fake things, but still hysterical panic attack over a spider popping up out of nowhere, which, to be fair, probably would get anyone with arachnophobia. I'm not gonna use the argument that there are a lot of spider mobs in the game (if there are, because I don't know, I don't play WoW) therefore he shouldn't be scared of this one, since this one popped out of nowhere. If he does have arachnophobia, then I guess I can completely understand his reaction... though he may have gone a little overboard with the huffing and puffing. I gotta say though, I haven't laughed at any content he's put out in a long time, glad to see that it's shifted.

inb4 this is used to show how meeeeean we are

Also, I honestly feel like they're exaggerating when they say that his inbox has been flooded with spider pictures. I'm not saying that he knew what he was getting into, manufactured a reaction, and made a post of the incident (with the video of his reaction in it), followed by a post about how he's getting flooded with spider pictures only to gain sympathy and use it as ammo against those "icky alt-righters" or Nazi Bronies, or those horrible Steven Universe fans, buuuuuuuuuuuut...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So what’s the point of having a mod for your blog to post for you if you’re just gonna post anyway? Do you think it makes you look professional or something? Is this like South Park’s Safe Space episode?

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

So what’s the point of having a mod for your blog to post for you if you’re just gonna post anyway? Do you think it makes you look professional or something? Is this like South Park’s Safe Space episode?

The point of Mod Ebara is to give Lily someone else to hide behind, when she feels like saying something particularly awful, without taking personal responsibility.

https://archive.is/7IGzi

Ebara is the one not "allowing" Lily to apologize to Patch here and it's Ebara saying that Patch doesn't deserve an actual apology, so it's not Lily's fault that Patch won't any actual apology. In fact, Ebara officially controls Lily's social media intake, so it's Ebara's fault that Lily won't even see the asks calling for another apology.

So it's really not Lily's fault, she's the most precious of beans, totally honest swear to God. She totally would apologize, but Ebara is keeping her from it for her own good.

And that kind of plausible deniability is why Lily has this sockpuppet moderator now.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

So what’s the point of having a mod for your blog to post for you if you’re just gonna post anyway?

typically when it happens on other tumblr blogs it's due to how active the blogs ask box might be, or hell actually having a diverse group of individuals so you can always have someone somewhat qualified to asnwer a question based on whatever the questions might be. Hell I could even get behind the whole 'pre-screened quality control' that Ebara would seemingly exist to be. but I've never seen any blog with a mod talk down to and insult people based on the questions. Then there's all the things Tu'Shan has exemplified in their post

basically, assuming ebara does in fact exist they allow peet to do all the stuff they did before all while having someone else condescendingly talk down to someone on their behalf

 

[The Iconoclast]

The point of Mod Ebara is to give Lily someone else to hide behind, when she feels like saying something particularly awful, without taking personal responsibility.

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https://archive.is/7IGzi

Ebara is the one not "allowing" Lily to apologize to Patch here and it's Ebara saying that Patch doesn't deserve an actual apology, so it's not Lily's fault that Patch won't any actual apology. In fact, Ebara officially controls Lily's social media intake, so it's Ebara's fault that Lily won't even see the asks calling for another apology.

So it's really not Lily's fault, she's the most precious of beans, totally honest swear to God. She totally would apologize, but Ebara is keeping her from it for her own good.

And that kind of plausible deniability is why Lily has this sockpuppet moderator now.

Well, how's that for good audience chemistry?

"I'm just wondering if Lily gave Patchwork an apology, I feel like they really deserve it-"
"I'M KEEPING YOU UNINFORMED, NOW KEEP YOUR UNINFORMED OPINIONS TO YOURSELF"

Sure showing that you love and appreciate them for watching your content and caring about you when nobody else in your community will. Such hostility won't, I don't know, drive fans away! No, the only possible way for his audience to start to dislike Jerry is if Patchwork alienates them, and Segasister gaslights them! It's never any fault of his own! They're all just Alt-Right Nazis!

TL;DR/summary for that paragraph: Jerry acts like a piece of shit to his audience and is shocked when people jump ship and start talking to the E4B. He blames everyone and everything but himself, and Ebara (yes I'm still treating them as if they're real, it's easier that way) and Lizzy enable this.

By the way, here's an idea; if you don't want an influx of people asking for updates on the situation with Patchwork, then resolve it. Tell them you resolved it if you don't want to make a public apology. Make sure people know you resolved it.

Otherwise, well, people are gonna keep asking you about that, and we all know that you can't handle that, Jerry. You can't stand being asked a question. You're just going to end up having panic attacks for hours on end.
Like that down there, but longer and not conveniently recorded.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

Broke: I understand that my online arguments and struggles with other members of the internet is a public issue and the proper thing to do is be upfront and honest about the discourse surrounding it and be extremely appreciative of the people who continue to support me in spite of it and those especially who show concern for my well being.

Woke: Mind your own business and stop stalking me on a public website profile, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Classic Jerry. (Yes, I know it's tagged "Ebara", but just like your girlfriends' tit-texts, pics or it didn't happen.)

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

https://archive.is/Iieqp

Yeah, all that emotional abuse and sexual harrassment? Totally Brittany's own fault for having such a thin skin.

EDIT:

I also want to take a moment to appreciate how Lily just mocked Tumblr users for for needing too much validation.
In her own private tumblr hug box.
Where only mod-approved asks are even allowed to reach her, because she felt too violated from people calling her out on her bullshit.

 

[lechatnoir]

Why does it feel like these asks are from Jerry himself?

 

[Ben Laden]

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Yeah, all that emotional abuse and sexual harrassment? Totally Brittany's own fault for having such a thin skin.

EDIT:

I also want to take a moment to appreciate how Lily just mocked Tumblr users for for needing too much validation.
In her own private tumblr hug box.
Where only mod-approved asks are even allowed to reach her, because she felt too violated from people calling her out on her bullshit.

Self-awareness has always been an issue for Jerry. Seems to love projecting insecurities and flaws onto everyone around him and portrays most of his own flaws as sympathetic or 'not so bad.'

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

https://archive.is/Nu4iK

Yeah, get violent with your family, that'll surely not backfire or cause you any problems whatsoever.

 

[Flexo]

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Yeah, get violent with your family, that'll surely not backfire or cause you any problems whatsoever.

I like how Jerry just ignores "most were ok with it - even though they're conservatives."

Got to maintain that bubble...

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

New video by Lily
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=7ffD8bRlTDE

Highlights include:

• Insulting Lunacorva and Josh the whole time
  
• Bitching about Starlight
• Making a reasonably good point about how Starlight facing no punshment for her actions is an author's contrivance
  
• Advocating that hazing in the military should be responded to with extreme violence, like that wouldn't backfire terribly
• Constantly showing that picture of Josh in the shower
• Bitching about Conservatives
• Bitching about the entire analysis community
• Bitching about actions mattering more than words and people not changing when they claimed to have

I find it amusing that she spends a quarter of the video hammering the point home how your actions are the only true reflection of who you are as a person, as if that wasn't the most damning thing she could've possibly said about herself.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

Kiwi Farms! It has come to my attention that this thread has been lacking in gathering content! I am here to correct this embarrassment!

Seriously though, while half of you were fiddling with your dicks and posting about the same shit over and over again, y'all missed that Jerry has begun to suck off Assigned Male thoroughly with some frankly boneheaded defenses in it's name. Take a look.

https://archive.is/oz7dn

There's more to post, but I want to zero-in on this for just a moment. Jerry, your consumption of media is so shit that you're taking "unrealistic characters" as a literal statement like 90% of Leftie autists who talk about how Star Wars has laser beams in it and that's why Rey being a Mary-Sue is ok. A good piece of fiction has established rules and behaviors for each of it's characters. Being a totally exaggerated sock-puppet mouthpiece spouting off rhetoric even SJW's barely understand is not a character. Assigned Male has no realistic characters, whereas Calvin and Hobbes has a slightly exaggerated but always in-character depiction of a bratty, smart-aleck of a little boy.

https://archive.is/A40H8

"HA GOTTEM, I'M SO CLEVER"

https://archive.is/Fhqd0

"Ummmm it IS realistic because Trannys have super strength and can beat up everybody and that's why microaggressions are worse than violence."
Fucking lol, how about updating a classic?

https://archive.is/icoa7

"Everyone who hates it is conveniently the type of person the comic is criticizing."

I'm not going to dig into all this shit by myself, there's a whole thread on Assigned Male and how fucking terrible it is here already. On a side note, cow cross-over? Let's hope LaBelle and Peet start hugboxing each other, that would be fucking great. Link to that thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/assigned-male-by-sophie-labelle-verville-guillaume-labelle.17137/

Anyways, here's the quick and obligatory "Kill all Republicans" shit that always gets posted here.

https://archive.is/EL03W

"Saying I said that all Conservatives/Republicans should die is a lie!" -Jerry Peet

There's some more stuff I wanted to post, but I'll save that for a bit later so I don't end up cluttering the thread.

 

[The Iconoclast]

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Yeah, get violent with your family, that'll surely not backfire or cause you any problems whatsoever.

I love the idea of some plucky 13 year old tranny threatening to beat up their family members because Jerry told them to do so.

Or the idea that Jerry genuinely thinks some fat retard saying “stop misgendering me, or else I’ll beat you up!” to their siblings is actually somehow threatening.

Making a reasonably good point about how Starlight facing no punshment for her actions is an author's contrivance

It’s almost as if MLP is a kid’s show, I dunno. But I guess this is a non-point, I don’t know how MLP does its stories nowadays.

Kiwi Farms! It has come to my attention that this thread has been lacking in gathering content! I am here to correct this embarrassment!

Seriously though, while half of you were fiddling with your dicks and posting about the same shit over and over again,

Did you miss my longposts? Because, well, I can try and do one sometime in the future...

Spoiler

But only 4 u x shape senpai

https://archive.is/Fhqd0

"Ummmm it IS realistic because Trannys have super strength and can beat up everybody and that's why microaggressions are worse than violence."

These are conclusions. You have to explain why the main character is preachy, and why the callouts are unrealistic.

Was he expecting a peer-reviewed essay to be sent to him in his inbox?

Also, isn’t that the thing you never do with your detractors?

Many people encounter Assigned Male’s examples of microaggressions every single day.

Oops! There’s another fallacy, Jerry!

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Weasel_word

I’d also love to imagine Jerry having an autistic panic attack over a microaggression, whether he gets violent or starts huffing and puffing like he did in the spider video.

Your experiences, while important, are not universal.

That’s a double-edged sword, Jerry.

You (or Ebara I think) wrote about how you always had to deal with mistreatment and the only way to deal with it was to beat those people up. And you’re under the delusion that, since it worked for you, it will absolutely work for everyone. And here you are, like a disingenuous faggot, making our fucking point for us ("your experiences aren’t universal"), but only when it’s convenient for you.

Here’s a question worth posing: what makes your experiences universal?

Spoiler: Answer

Convenience.

Because someone who could be more or less autistic than you could come along and make the claim that physical assault doesn't solve problems, talking to the aggressor does, basing their experience on their conclusion. What makes their experience more or less valid than yours?

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

It’s almost as if MLP is a kid’s show, I dunno. But I guess this is a non-point, I don’t know how MLP does its stories nowadays.

Yeah, but MLP was actually pretty good in that regard. The first villain just got out of a thousand year prison sentence, the second villain got turned to stone, the third had her ass blasted back to the wastelands to starve, the fourth was flatout killed by a magic artifact, the fifth was imprisoned in hell.
It really only started with Starlight, who didn't get so much as a harsh word for her actions and continued to not get any harsh words.
And even main characters get at least chewed out, when they do something stupid during the problem of the day.

So for once, Lily actually made a point that wasn't complete bullshit.

Here’s a question worth posing: what makes your experiences universal?

Obviously, Lily is just that much more special. And you're literally Hitler if you disagree with that.

 

[That Dumb Derp]

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There's more to post, but I want to zero-in on this for just a moment. Jerry, your consumption of media is so shit that you're taking "unrealistic characters" as a literal statement like 90% of Leftie autists who talk about how Star Wars has laser beams in it and that's why Rey being a Mary-Sue is ok. A good piece of fiction has established rules and behaviors for each of it's characters. Being a totally exaggerated sock-puppet mouthpiece spouting off rhetoric even SJW's barely understand is not a character. Assigned Male has no realistic characters, whereas Calvin and Hobbes has a slightly exaggerated but always in-character depiction of a bratty, smart-aleck of a little boy.

Calvin's FAR from unrealistic. If anything, he's praised for being a surprisingly relatable kid, if a bit precocious and snarky... and frankly better at being an unofficial autism rolemodel than Sheldon is... but that's a can of worms.

Her dick sucking of Assigned Male is a new low, though.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

So for once, Lily actually made a point that wasn't complete bullshit.

Let the record show that I'm not about to defend horse shit because I like the show, but because it's in service to proving that Jerry is a fucking dumb-ass, which I will go to many lengths to do.

The most I've read this character do is inconvenience a town because she wanted to feel special. She didn't hurt anybody or want to take over the universe, it was just basic bitch lesson learning I've seen in dozens of children's cartoons. What the fuck do people want, her head on a spit?

"Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeee but the implications are-"

That's you. You're the one making it worse than it is.

You're applying real-world, skewed perspective standards on a t.v show that has it's own rules and conflicts. The characters didn't make this a big deal because the writers didn't intend for it to be one. If you think it is, that's on fucking you pal.