Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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http://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/177044039560/im-tempted-to-keep-score-of-how-many-times-people
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Goes to show how much you can sperg about a children's tv-show... for 2 hours long. And probably at the time that it's finished, there will be new episodes and he can start all over. Or add an addendum, like he always does.

What the fuck is this "production status" and why is Jerry almost bragging about it?

Why the fuck would you finish up a much, much later segment first then go back and do everything?

Why the fuck is the introduction not finished yet, Jesus Christ Jerry it's the first part of your video you don't get to start on chapter 100 when you start a story you stupid cuck.

Lastly, are you implying that you're not recording your vocals BEFORE editing?

Why would you do that?

How are you going to keep a consistent tone throughout the video if you do multiple recordings over several months of editing?

Oooh boy this sounds like it's going to be a fucking awfully constructed video. If I didn't know any better (which I totally do, this is fucking Jerry Peet) I'd say he just wanted to bitch about Rose Quartz or whatever the fuck and decided to "BTFO" the community at large by talking about how "shitty" the rest of the show is because it hurt his feewings on being a brutal tyrant and needlessly being antagonistic.

I'm so fucking glad he has an audience for this shit. *eyeroll*
 
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Goes to show how much you can sperg about a children's tv-show... for 2 hours long. And probably at the time that it's finished, there will be new episodes and he can start all over. Or add an addendum, like he always does.
That’s a bit of a mundane thing to complain about

Like, oh, he’s showing his progress on his video, cool. Not a terrible thing, really tbh, I guess it’s just the less-pretentious version of Leafy posting a screenshot of Sony Vegas and talking about how haaaaaaaaaaard he’s working (something I think Jerry’s done before too).

You could say he was doing it to flex on other creators but I don’t know about that.

Why the fuck is the introduction not finished yet, Jesus Christ Jerry it's the first part of your video you don't get to start on chapter 100 when you start a story you stupid cuck.
It did say he finished the script for it, so...
 
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That’s a bit of a mundane thing to complain about

Like, oh, he’s showing his progress on his video, cool. Not a terrible thing, really tbh, I guess it’s just the less-pretentious version of Leafy posting a screenshot of Sony Vegas and talking about how haaaaaaaaaaard he’s working (something I think Jerry’s done before too).

You could say he was doing it to flex on other creators but I don’t know about that.


It did say he finished the script for it, so...

Hey, that's my job. :hah:

But yeah, I was about to respond very similarly.
Sure, it's unnecessary and the process is weird, but nothing to get worked up about one way or another.
That being said, over two hours? Really? I guess he just really wants to outdo his Korra video.
 
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Hey, that's my job. :hah:

But yeah, I was about to respond very similarly.
Sure, it's unnecessary and the process is weird, but nothing to get worked up about one way or another.
That being said, over two hours? Really? I guess he just really wants to outdo his Korra video.
The same could be said about Metokur's video on MundaneMatt. It was an hour long, but all he really had to say was "Matt flagged people who talked shit about him, Matt spent 2 hours denying this, Matt showed his report history and was shown to be a liar".

That said, I don't know if anyone's brought this up, either it's been too long or it hasn't been talked about at all: Jerry's taking the "X is garbage and here's why" concept from Hbomberguy. Is there anything he won't straight-up jack for content?
 
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That’s a bit of a mundane thing to complain about

Like, oh, he’s showing his progress on his video, cool. Not a terrible thing, really tbh, I guess it’s just the less-pretentious version of Leafy posting a screenshot of Sony Vegas and talking about how haaaaaaaaaaard he’s working (something I think Jerry’s done before too).

You could say he was doing it to flex on other creators but I don’t know about that.


It did say he finished the script for it, so...
First wanted to post only the "it's going to be about 2h long" post but then thought it might be nice for context to also put the "chapter" post in there.
 
Trigger warning: devil’s advocacy


That’s a bit of a mundane thing to complain about

Like, oh, he’s showing his progress on his video, cool. Not a terrible thing, really tbh, I guess it’s just the less-pretentious version of Leafy posting a screenshot of Sony Vegas and talking about how haaaaaaaaaaard he’s working (something I think Jerry’s done before too).

You could say he was doing it to flex on other creators but I don’t know about that.


It did say he finished the script for it, so...

The point isn't to say this is unorthodox and we should make fun of him for it. The point established here is that this feels way more disorganized than it should for a video essay yelling at people for liking Steven Universe to the point that you're going to do it for two hours.

It's scripted, sure, but what happens now is that Jerry's priorities are telling me three things.

1) He's jumping around from place to place meaning that audio and visual consistency is going to be off. (For an example, try reading a script along with a movie while also acting out a scene. Spoilers; You're not going to match the film 1 to 1, and it's going to be blatantly obvious. Now try presenting that to a professional.)

2) If you don't have an outline of what you're going to do with your visual aids, you're going to end up using a lot of the same images over and over again and that defeats the point of making this a video presentation when you're supposed to be constantly moving a point forward. (Even RLM didn't do this 100% well in their Star Wars reviews, and yes this is a bad thing.) The reason being that you're going to use the first immediate images that come to mind and most of the time, people subconsciously organize things by a vague notion of prioritizing the stuff that comes first.

3) Even if your script and visuals and audio are so accommodating that you can jump from point to point however you like and individually they're all so fine they can be their own video, what's that gonna say about transitioning each point to each? And I'm not talking about dumb little title cards that lead into the next segment, I mean that the video's going to naturally feel more clunky because you're stitching segments of varying quality together randomly rather than progressively improving in a straight line (or making things worse)

The point I'm trying to make is that Jerry's methods as they're being presented to me feel sloppy, and given the bare-bones shitty quality of the editing present in his current videos, no one can argue in good faith that he can keep consistent quality on a months long project that totals to a run-time of a fucking movie and then some.

That's stupid and out of reach. People have the same editing process of script-vocals-editing for a reason; not because it's "Kewl" or "In" but because it's the most efficient way to put together a video and also leaves it so that it's much simpler to catch mistakes. This whole production feels amateurish and it's gonna be Jerry's pet project.

And people will believe this because it's long. Jerry's actual video quality never gets addressed here because he's always saying batshit stupid crap, but even as an "editor" or "creator" his stuff is woefully mediocre, and I want to express that as it's one of the few rarely touched upon venues of criticisms we still have.

And darn it if I'm gonna let his obviously laziness slip by me after keeping tabs all this time.
 
Am I mistaken in thinking the steven universe video was announced midway through last year? The scheduled release is sometime in september and only 10 or so minutes of this nearly two hour long video is actually done. Dear lord.
 
Am I mistaken in thinking the steven universe video was announced midway through last year? The scheduled release is sometime in september and only 10 or so minutes of this nearly two hour long video is actually done. Dear lord.
I know we’re treading into technicalities, but didn’t he release a 20 minute teaser?
 
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Is there anything he won't straight-up jack for content?
considering they've jacked a video idea from Josh, that was itself a tribute to jelloapocalypse, and then had the audacity to say it was done 'by popular request of my discord server." my response is to say, no.

I can't believe I didn't realise it back when I posted about it months ago, but I just realised the obvious tell that Orchard/Peet's "Every MLP episode in 10 words or less" video is an obvious and petty attempt to one-up josh. Peet/Orchard doesn't do anything "by popular request"

I should have been in bed hours ago
 
considering they've jacked a video idea from Josh, that was itself a tribute to jelloapocalypse, and then had the audacity to say it was done 'by popular request of my discord server." my response is to say, no.

I can't believe I didn't realise it back when I posted about it months ago, but I just realised the obvious tell that Orchard/Peet's "Every MLP episode in 10 words or less" video is an obvious and petty attempt to one-up josh. Peet/Orchard doesn't do anything "by popular request"

I should have been in bed hours ago
Yeah I’m pretty sure he said that himself
 
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For all her proclaimed hatred for Nazis and the way they dehumanize people like her, Lily sure loves dehumanizing others.
I heard about that, that was apparently a Star Trek thing, not an MLP thing, though that doesn’t mean MLP fans can’t have a say in that.

https://www.cbr.com/eccc-john-de-lancie-talks-star-trek-my-little-pony-and-brony-phenomenon/

A “very passionate Trekkie” asked what de Lancie’s funniest backstage story was. He recalled a scene in the 1983 TV miniseries The Thorn Birds in which his future bride descends a staircase to greet her suitors, De Lancie among them. “[The script] says she looks down and see all of her suitors, including [my character] Alastair,” he said. “It said Alastair looks up and he is smitten with love. I’m like, oh, Christ. How am I going to play ‘smitten with love’? I mean, what does that even mean? Actors hate that type of thing. … So they had spent most of the day getting ready, and I am dreading the fact that sooner or later they’ll say to me, ‘OK, John, we got that shot and now we’re turning on to you.’ What am I going to do? ‘Smitten with love’? What does that mean? So I’m outside and I’m walking around with my hand in my pocket going, ‘What am I going to do?’ and they say, ‘John, we’re ready.’ I needed a secret. So I pulled out my hand and I tore open my pocket. And now. [De Lancie puts his hand in his pocket and pokes his crotch deviously from the inside.] So they say, ‘Action!’ And my hand wandered over. And I looked up. And I was smitten!”

I thought it was kinda funny in the “this is so fucked up that it’s funny” kinda way, but nobody said that Jerry and his fans had a sense of humor. Though to be fair, not everyone could find an old guy touching himself while gawking at other actresses on set to be funny.

In any case, I’m not sure if that was a joke or a true story, but if the #MeToo crowd (or the same crowd that got Gunn fired) got ahold of that, they’d crucify de Lancie and he’d get fired from MLP. Since people like his character, this would provide a fuckton of salt for years to come.

Please make this happen. Jerry, I’ll stop posting here for a month if your spreading awareness of this gets him fired. The link’s right there, buddy.
 
I heard about that, that was apparently a Star Trek thing, not an MLP thing, though that doesn’t mean MLP fans can’t have a say in that.

https://www.cbr.com/eccc-john-de-lancie-talks-star-trek-my-little-pony-and-brony-phenomenon/



I thought it was kinda funny in the “this is so fucked up that it’s funny” kinda way, but nobody said that Jerry and his fans had a sense of humor. Though to be fair, not everyone could find an old guy touching himself while gawking at other actresses on set to be funny.

In any case, I’m not sure if that was a joke or a true story, but if the #MeToo crowd (or the same crowd that got Gunn fired) got ahold of that, they’d crucify de Lancie and he’d get fired from MLP. Since people like his character, this would provide a fuckton of salt for years to come.

Please make this happen. Jerry, I’ll stop posting here for a month if your spreading awareness of this gets him fired. The link’s right there, buddy.
The quote says this happened in '83. John was born in 48 meaning he was only 35 at the time, hardly "an old guy."

Now i don't know who he's talking about but every girl in the listed cast is older than he is save rachel ward who was born in 57 meaning she was 26 at the time. That's hardly any kind of creepy scandal unless it's just illegal for guys to like women at all now.
 
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