Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Is this...
Is this meant to be funny?
Is Bonnie going to commit suicide if she sees a song that goes "don't die"?
Why did Lily make this?
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Is this...
Is this meant to be funny?
Is Bonnie going to commit suicide if she sees a song that goes "don't die"?
Why did Lily make this?
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I'd laugh if
this was the first joke i ever heard
If i've never seen this joke before (like come on, please dont stop the music and you stoped it? ahahah.... how original)
or i was conditioned to laugh because if i dont the big mween lily orchard will reeeee at me because if you dont comply to her demands youre literally satan- Buuuut that only works if you want to be a spineless fan of hers.
 
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Is this meant to be funny?
Is Bonnie going to commit suicide if she sees a song that goes "don't die"?
Why did Lily make this?
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I know no one cares about the art, but, the radio might be the worst designed object I've ever scene. The music visualizer is asymmetrical and is leaning in the opposite direction of the angle of the radio.
It takes a magical kind of incompetence to fuck that up.

There comes a time when casual doodles like this cease to be cute. If you're not even going to try, why are you even bothering?
 
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I know no one cares about the art, but, the radio might be the worst designed object I've ever scene. The music visualizer is asymmetrical and is leaning in the opposite direction of the angle of the radio.
It takes a magical kind of incompetence to fuck that up.

There comes a time when casual doodles like this cease to be cute. If you're not even going to try, why are you even bothering?
I think it's a very real possibility that they don't care. Lily would rather move onto...the WoW thing I guess? She'd rather bitch about the imaginary racists who hate Aliana for being black than actually write Sith Resurgence anymore and the only comic updates we get are half assed shit like this. She never even actually finished the Chrismas comic, she just wrote a text post for the rest of it, couldn't be bothered to illustrate it.

Best guess is Lily or one of the brain-trusts in her Discord thought of this and thought it was the funniest shit, so they had to make it real quick. No need to commit to a full story or comic page or anything, just a short gag. This is awful, but significantly less awful than the Gardevoir mind rape storyline and constant melodrama.

If THIS was all there was to Pokemadhouse, it'd be an improvement.
 
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I know no one cares about the art, but, the radio might be the worst designed object I've ever scene. The music visualizer is asymmetrical and is leaning in the opposite direction of the angle of the radio.
It takes a magical kind of incompetence to fuck that up.

There comes a time when casual doodles like this cease to be cute. If you're not even going to try, why are you even bothering?

A thought occurs.

Nobody these days is really listening to this song. I don't doubt for a second most people haven't heard it in years.

But I remember it playing all the time when I was much younger. Jerry probably does too, and being Jerry, he probably hated it because he tends to hate everything that hits the mainstream like a faggot hipster.

Jerry please don't tell me you're autistic enough to take the piss out of an old ass song nobody listens to anymore just because you have a self-righteous hate boner for everything.

I don't think I'm ready for you to be *that* petty.
 
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As @sylvanasfuckingsucks always says, literally no one wants an Arthas redemption. If anything people might want to see him again if not for anything more than nostalgia. Arthas is one of the biggest bads in warcraft lore and no one is denying that. I want her to show one tweet, one post, literally any evidence that anyone is openly advocating for an Arthas redemption.

And even if there are people yelling and screaming for it, begging the blizzard writers for an Arthas redemption, does it really matter? I've often thought about how needless Lily's work really is. Its purely passion based and nothing she does contributes to the good or betterment of people or society (despite what she thinks). She sits on her computer, manipulates minors, and cries about being oppressed. That's it. An Arthas redemption plot literally doesn't matter, and neither does making Sylvanas the next raid boss or whatever the fuck. It's a game that's meant to let the players sit back and watch the story unfold, its never been about agency or choice. You just do your silly little quests and collect your pretty little armor sets and move on. You may enjoy the lore or even really like certain characters, but at the end of the day it literally doesn't matter nor will it ever.

Lily acts like she has big important things to say but the things she has to say are meaningless once you take into consideration that her job is to criticize children shows and a nearly 20 year old game. If she wasn't hyper fixated on WoW and Sylvanas none of this would even matter to her. This is what selfish narcissism does to a man, kids. It warps your ideals and passions to a point of needlessness. This is a long way to say that even if she changes her tone in one video to try to appeal to a wider audience, it literally doesn't matter because the thing she's trying to address isn't even really an issue.
 
Whenever Lily talks about Arthas, she always represents him as a rapist misogynist who has always been 100% evil, so I don't think Lily knows the difference between her fanfic and the game's real story to make an informative video about it.

And is also why her claim that "Arthas is one of my favorite characters" seems so false, how can you like a character that you actively misrepresent in bad faith and spite just because he hurt your real favorite character?

Lily doesn't care if the story is good or not, she just doesn't want people she doesn't like (who practically don't exist) to have what they want, but when she doesn't have what she want the writers and everyone who disagrees with her has to be virulently misogynistic for not making the story appeal to her specifically
 
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Whenever Lily talks about Arthas, she always represents him as a rapist misogynist who has always been 100% evil, so I don't think Lily knows the difference between her fanfic and the game's real story to make an informative video about it.

And is also why her claim that "Arthas is one of my favorite characters" seems so false, how can you like a character that you actively misrepresent in bad faith and spite just because he hurt your real favorite character?

Lily doesn't care if the story is good or not, she just doesn't want people she doesn't like (who practically don't exist) to have what they want, but when she doesn't have what she want the writers and everyone who disagrees with her has to be virulently misogynistic for not making the story appeal to her specifically
i mean wasnt fluttershy her favourite mlp character and she represented her as a paedophile enabler?

maybe it wasnt her fav pony back then but i swear i remember her saying that keep calm and flutter on helped that fact. Maybe it was rainbowdash before hand as early on she use to write alot to do with her/mention her the most?

ether way, she never treats her favourite characters well.
 
have been reading poke madhouse to write that review and just found out lily copied yahtzee lol

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Compare with 1:37 from this review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NNBQJm18fI

Mikhaila even drew it as if it were some awesome dramatic thing, not a copied line from a fucking guitar hero review. i wonder if she knows...
 
have been reading poke madhouse to write that review and just found out lily copied yahtzee lol

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Compare with 1:37 from this review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NNBQJm18fI

Mikhaila even drew it as if it were some awesome dramatic thing, not a copied line from a fucking guitar hero review. i wonder if she knows...
Lily stealing jokes from Zero Punctuation/Yahtzee is a well documented thing. She doesn't do it as much anymore, but years ago it was very prevalent throughout all of her """content""".
 
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Lily stealing jokes from Zero Punctuation/Yahtzee is a well documented thing. She doesn't do it as much anymore, but years ago it was very prevalent throughout all of her """content""".
yeah, ive seen it in her glass of water videos. the reason i think this is worse than the other examples is:

1. this isnt a comedic context or a review, its actually a very important and dramatic scene
2. it's not her real life self that is quoting content she likes to watch, it's her oc
3. the comic post is significantly shorter than her videos, so while you can excuse it in the glass of water videos because its just a minor joke, its a very important panel in a, like, 5 panel post
4. she plugged a patreon right after ripping off someone else
5. this was posted last year, and since we are still in march, this counts as recent for me

honestly, this webcomic is much worse than i expected, and my expectations were already rock bottom. im not going to go into details here because i want to write the review without the farm's imput, but i have a looot of archives that im going to share here

my favourite part was treating the cientist that wanted to get rid of that genetic aberration lily calls a "babu" as a monster. i kind of want to make an edit with that rick and morty episode from season one. you know, the one that had a genetic alien abomination and it quickly turned into an abusive relationship bcz they did not know how to handle him lol
 
have been reading poke madhouse to write that review and just found out lily copied yahtzee lol

View attachment 2005138

Compare with 1:37 from this review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NNBQJm18fI

Mikhaila even drew it as if it were some awesome dramatic thing, not a copied line from a fucking guitar hero review. i wonder if she knows...
Holy hell, it's been years since RVI and years since he decried Yahtzee as an evil pro-GGer and he STILL rips off of his jokes lmfao

This man doesn't have a single original bone in his body, does he lol
 
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