Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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The only thing those 2 productions really have in terms of commonality is that they're both Japanese animation. That's it. Anime is merely medium, not a genre. You can tell any sort of story in anime you could in a live action movie or a cartoon show. Westerns, sci-fi, horror, drama, romance, slice-of-life, comedy, wholesome family films, mystery, action, capeshit, porn, literally any fucking thing you want.
And there are thousands upon thousands to choose from, many of which avoid a lot of the shit Jerry claims to hate in anime or predate it entirely.

Frankly I don't see how he can claim any reason other than hating the entire medium itself. Weebs haven't retroactively gone back and ruined every anime that ever existed. There's a good 30 or 40 years of Japanese animation that predates the rise of the modern weeb, so the excuse that he hates it because weebs ruined it just doesn't fly for me.

Either Jerry just hates all anime without any clear rationality because it's a dumbass kneejerk reaction to seeing one bad anime, is racist against the Japanese (which is likely given that he's all but basically called the entire nation pedophiles before), or is just so colossally lazy, stupid, and stubborn that he refuses to put in the maybe 45 minutes that finding and anime that suits his tastes would take.

the interesting thing is that he claims to LOVE slice of life

guess what animation medium has made TONS of those?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

the interesting thing is that he claims to LOVE slice of life

guess what animation medium has made TONS of those?

Shit, one google search is all it took me to find shit that Jerry might like.

#1. Sakura Trick​

"This 2014 gem is a slice of life lesbian anime that follows two best friends — Haruka Takayama and Yuu Sonoda. The two have been inseparable all their lives and are glad to attend the same high school class. Yet, in a cruel twist of fate, the girls, although put in the same class, are assigned seats in two different parts of the classroom. Yuu, being the more outgoing of the two, quickly makes new friends, which leaves Haruka jealous and resentful.


The girls want to prove that their friendship is more substantial and deeper than the fleeting new connections they made. So, they share a passionate kiss. From then on, their relationship progresses into a romance, and the anime follows the two girls while they try to keep their secret."

Doesn't that sound exactly like something Jerry claims he would be into? An anime about uwu lesbian highschool girls.

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#2. Yuru Yuri (Happy Go Lily)

"Another slice of life anime, Yuru Yuri is an adaptation of a popular manga series. It’s also quite comedic in its delivery, as it doesn’t feature any heavy themes or plot. The show follows the lives of four girls in an all-girl school. The all-girl setting is quite heavily featured in the yuri genre, and it’s a trope most lesbian anime enthusiasts love.


The four main characters — Chinatsu Yoshikawa, Kyouko Toshinou, Akari Akaza, and Yui Funami — form the “Amusement Club” after their school disbands the “Tea club” they adored. The show approaches the lesbian theme through a lot of homoerotic humor and features a strong message of girl love."

Again, sounds right up Jerry's alley. Shit, it even has his preferred name right on the fucking thing!

But no, he's going to dismiss an entire nation's animated output because MUH WEEBS!

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Either Jerry just hates all anime without any clear rationality because it's a dumbass kneejerk reaction to seeing one bad anime, is racist against the Japanese (which is likely given that he's all but basically called the entire nation pedophiles before), or is just so colossally lazy, stupid, and stubborn that he refuses to put in the maybe 45 minutes that finding and anime that suits his tastes would take.

I’mma go with all of the above.

the interesting thing is that he claims to LOVE slice of life

guess what animation medium has made TONS of those?

Shit, one google search is all it took me to find shit that Jerry might like.

#1. Sakura Trick​

"This 2014 gem is a slice of life lesbian anime that follows two best friends — Haruka Takayama and Yuu Sonoda. The two have been inseparable all their lives and are glad to attend the same high school class. Yet, in a cruel twist of fate, the girls, although put in the same class, are assigned seats in two different parts of the classroom. Yuu, being the more outgoing of the two, quickly makes new friends, which leaves Haruka jealous and resentful.


The girls want to prove that their friendship is more substantial and deeper than the fleeting new connections they made. So, they share a passionate kiss. From then on, their relationship progresses into a romance, and the anime follows the two girls while they try to keep their secret."

Doesn't that sound exactly like something Jerry claims he would be into? An anime about uwu lesbian highschool girls.

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#2. Yuru Yuri (Happy Go Lily)

"Another slice of life anime, Yuru Yuri is an adaptation of a popular manga series. It’s also quite comedic in its delivery, as it doesn’t feature any heavy themes or plot. The show follows the lives of four girls in an all-girl school. The all-girl setting is quite heavily featured in the yuri genre, and it’s a trope most lesbian anime enthusiasts love.


The four main characters — Chinatsu Yoshikawa, Kyouko Toshinou, Akari Akaza, and Yui Funami — form the “Amusement Club” after their school disbands the “Tea club” they adored. The show approaches the lesbian theme through a lot of homoerotic humor and features a strong message of girl love."

Again, sounds right up Jerry's alley. Shit, it even has his preferred name right on the fucking thing!

But no, he's going to dismiss an entire nation's animated output because MUH WEEBS!

You know, sometimes I wonder, does Jerry genuinely like the Slice of Life genre?

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

You poor Jew/Christians/Muslims. You’re being abused and you don’t even know it.

I’ve sperged about this before but the 40 years of wandering isn’t historic, it’s a metaphor.

Her discomfort of the idea comes from her own trauma. The idea of God triggers her O.D.D 100%

Time to learn about Palestine in the early ADs with Tuna:

Spoiler: The Bible Sperging

I'm going to ignore the fact that Jews didn't close the canon of the Torah until 70-90 CE making both it and the New Testament contemporaneous... HOWEVER.

The spread and preservation of the New Testament (about 13 of the 25 books) can mostly be attributed to Paul who was a Roman citizen sure, but he only propagated what was already a heavy oral tradition laid down by the cults that lived with the Jews of Palestine before the Revolt of 66AD.

It needs to be said the Christian cults in the early ADs weren’t of much use to people as a religious force. This was due to Jesus’s message being apocalyptic in nature. Early Christian cults in Palestine and abroad were just sitting around waiting for the end of the world. This doom-soaked thinking of a hopeful hereafter affected the stories that eventually made it into the first canon of the Bible.

But even this is clouded by time.

For her to say that the New Testament was wholly written by an oppressor is laughable. The Gospel of Mark is a smoking gun in this regard. The book-said to have been written during the failed revolt of Judea or just beyond it-illustrates the deep anger felt by Jews for their oppressors at the time. This is countered wholly by the gospel of Luke which was written for a non-Jewish audience to make the plight of the Jew more palatable to the empire proper. That's why the gospels seem to tell the same stories but in different ways.

This “the oppressor (Romans) categorically wrote the kinder version of God” is a misunderstanding of history at best and absolute horse shit at worst, Lily.

She's talking about the Roman god Janus as being her favorite. Those durn dirty oppressors of brown people! Their god was alright.
Janus is where we get the name for the month of January fun fact. (If this is some sort of WoW god or something I wouldn't be surprised)

 

[ShiftyBoi]

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You poor Jew/Christians/Muslims. You’re being abused and you don’t even know it.

I’ve sperged about this before but the 40 years of wandering isn’t historic, it’s a metaphor.

Her discomfort of the idea comes from her own trauma. The idea of God triggers her O.D.D 100%
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Time to learn about Palestine in the early ADs with Tuna:

Spoiler: The Bible Sperging

I'm going to ignore the fact that Jews didn't close the canon of the Torah until 70-90 CE making both it and the New Testament contemporaneous... HOWEVER.

The spread and preservation of the New Testament (about 13 of the 25 books) can mostly be attributed to Paul who was a Roman citizen sure, but he only propagated what was already a heavy oral tradition laid down by the cults that lived within the Jews of Palestine before the Revolt of 66AD.

It needs to be said the Christian cults in the early ADs weren’t of much use to people as a religious force. This was due to Jesus’s message being apocalyptic in nature. Early Christian cults in Palestine and abroad were just sitting around waiting for the end of the world. This doom-soaked thinking of a hopeful hereafter affected the stories that eventually made it into the first canon of the Bible.

But even this is clouded by time.

For her to say that the New Testament was wholly written by an oppressor is laughable. The Gospel of Mark is a smoking gun in this regard. The book-said to have been written during the failed revolt of Judea or just beyond it-illustrates the deep anger felt by Jews for their oppressors at the time. This is countered wholly by the gospel of Luke which was written for a non-Jewish audience to make the plight of the Jew more palatable to the empire proper. That's why the gospels seem to tell the same stories but in different ways.

This “the oppressor (Romans) categorically wrote the kinder version of God” is a misunderstanding of history at best and absolute horse shit at worst, Lily.

Doesn't it say in the bible that the romans crucified Jesus? You know, the center of Christian faith? Pontius Pilate was a roman Governor. Every 10 year old that's been to Sunday School knows this.

Wow what a charitable depiction.

This dumb fuck, I swear to god. He didn't pay any attention when he was a kid, he thought he was too smart. Thought homework was child abuse. Now here he is 20 years later being condescending about shit he has no authority on. Rolled his eyes when mommy and daddy told him to go to college, made a career out of reviewing My Little Pony. Now whatever he says goes, and he never thinks twice. He said it after all, it must be true.

He is the living embodiment of this emote.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

The only thing those 2 productions really have in terms of commonality is that they're both Japanese animation. That's it. Anime is merely medium, not a genre. You can tell any sort of story in anime you could in a live action movie or a cartoon show. Westerns, sci-fi, horror, drama, romance, slice-of-life, comedy, wholesome family films, mystery, action, capeshit, porn, literally any fucking thing you want.
And there are thousands upon thousands to choose from, many of which avoid a lot of the shit Jerry claims to hate in anime or predate it entirely.

Frankly I don't see how he can claim any reason other than hating the entire medium itself. Weebs haven't retroactively gone back and ruined every anime that ever existed. There's a good 30 or 40 years of Japanese animation that predates the rise of the modern weeb, so the excuse that he hates it because weebs ruined it just doesn't fly for me.

Either Jerry just hates all anime without any clear rationality because it's a dumbass kneejerk reaction to seeing one bad anime, is racist against the Japanese (which is likely given that he's all but basically called the entire nation pedophiles before), or is just so colossally lazy, stupid, and stubborn that he refuses to put in the maybe 45 minutes that finding and anime that suits his tastes would take.

Only Yesterday is also Isao Takahata (director of Grave of the Fireflies). He tends to do the realistic human drama stuff while Miyazaki does the fantastical stuff. So despite both films being animated by Ghibli they have absolutely nothing in common.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

You know, sometimes I wonder, does Jerry genuinely like the Slice of Life genre?

I don't think she actually knows what slice-of-life is as a genre. She's called Friends a slice-of-life. Seems like she's equated and confused slice-of-life with sitcoms, which explains why she's basically never talked about a slice-of-life work except to bitch about Steven Universe's townie episodes.

This “the oppressor (Romans) categorically wrote the kinder version of God” is a misunderstanding of history at best and absolute horse shit at worst, Lily.

It's also a bit nuts when you remember that the Roman pantheon (having been stolen from the Greeks) was overflowing with those selfsame asshole gods. The Romans had as much experience with the concept of an all loving, transcendent God as any other culture at the time. What advantage would 'the oppressors' give themselves by re-writing the strict Old Testament God into a deity who expressly states that all people are His children? Why wouldn't The Oppressors lean in to that narrative and say "Oh, yeah, obviously God hates you guys" and use it as another method of oppressing the Jews, or anybody else they weren't terribly keen on.

 

[Typical Anime Trap]

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You poor Jew/Christians/Muslims. You’re being abused and you don’t even know it.

I’ve sperged about this before but the 40 years of wandering isn’t historic, it’s a metaphor.

Her discomfort of the idea comes from her own trauma. The idea of God triggers her O.D.D 100%
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Time to learn about Palestine in the early ADs with Tuna:

Spoiler: The Bible Sperging

I'm going to ignore the fact that Jews didn't close the canon of the Torah until 70-90 CE making both it and the New Testament contemporaneous... HOWEVER.

The spread and preservation of the New Testament (about 13 of the 25 books) can mostly be attributed to Paul who was a Roman citizen sure, but he only propagated what was already a heavy oral tradition laid down by the cults that lived with the Jews of Palestine before the Revolt of 66AD.

It needs to be said the Christian cults in the early ADs weren’t of much use to people as a religious force. This was due to Jesus’s message being apocalyptic in nature. Early Christian cults in Palestine and abroad were just sitting around waiting for the end of the world. This doom-soaked thinking of a hopeful hereafter affected the stories that eventually made it into the first canon of the Bible.

But even this is clouded by time.

For her to say that the New Testament was wholly written by an oppressor is laughable. The Gospel of Mark is a smoking gun in this regard. The book-said to have been written during the failed revolt of Judea or just beyond it-illustrates the deep anger felt by Jews for their oppressors at the time. This is countered wholly by the gospel of Luke which was written for a non-Jewish audience to make the plight of the Jew more palatable to the empire proper. That's why the gospels seem to tell the same stories but in different ways.

This “the oppressor (Romans) categorically wrote the kinder version of God” is a misunderstanding of history at best and absolute horse shit at worst, Lily.

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She's talking about the Roman god Janus as being her favorite. Those durn dirty oppressors of brown people! Their god was alright.
Janus is where we get the name for the month of January fun fact. (If this is some sort of WoW god or something I wouldn't be surprised)

1: "But I was born in the century where people get their panties in a twist if you repeat it" THEY USED TO STONE/TORTURE PEOPLE LILY. PEOPLE GETTING THEIR 'PANTIES IN A TWIST' IS THE LEAST THEY COULD DO. GROW UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR OPPRESSED FOR HAVING SHIT TAKES.

2: read the bible again Lily and don't take it literally, because no modern day Christian can do that and still be a sane person.

3: As a catholic I feel like I can speak somewhat to the fact that religions can be abusive, especially to their worshipper base, but that is not by the fault of the god but rather by the fucked up individuals who use their power and "godly" authority to control them. To blame all abuse as the fault of God minimizes the actual bad shit that happens within these religions, things that would continue to happen whether God approved of it or not. God cannot be blamed for human fault and sin, as he is the only being completely without it. It doesn't matter if she thinks he's abusive, because he's not the one doing the abuse, other real life human beings are.

4: As it was said, the romans simply wrote down and translated what had been oral tradition by the small groups of (very oppressed.) Christians This is actually why a lot of modern day Christians think they're oppressed, because the bible says they were. The romans literally put Jesus on trial, tortured him, called him the king of the jews, and then killed him. They didn't like the idea of saying there was only 1 god, it fucking infuriated them. The bible is the tales the apostles spread after the death of Jesus, after they were given the gift of tongues and were able to spread a far greater message, a gift that might I remind you was given to them while they were in hiding because they were so afraid of being slaughtered by the romans.

5: The Prince of Egypt did not include the '40 years in the desert' thing because that wasn't the point of The Prince of Egypt. The movie was to tell the tale of the Hebrews escaping Egypt, and thustly it ended once they did that. It never detailed any further aspects of the bible or the old testament because it didn't need to. It told the story it wanted to tell with some of the best animation this world has ever seen (you can fight me on this) and it's amazing because of it. It's not accurate to the old testament either.. like by a long shot so to try and claim that it is is an extremely bad take.

6: I wonder if Lily has this many 'hot' takes about native American religions? Surely she has some thoughts about the gods of the tribes, and 'her' tribe specifically. I mean after all if you're going to claim your native ancestry like Lily does you should be able to tell me at least 5 of the religious practices of your people and what your gods/spirits are for/capable of. Or at least if she doesn't like any of them that she has as many hot takes about them as she does the Christian/Jewish god.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Funny you should mention that.
She wrote an in-universe reason as to why female Gardevoirs rarely actually mate with Gallades (who are all male).
Gallades are apparently betas who have tiny penises life spans.

So Gardevoir just haaaas to be with Lily.

I wanna go back to this, because I had a thought.

Why is it so bad that the female gardevoirs live longer... But it's a beautifully romantic thing when Rey kills herself because Aliana dies before her?

Wouldn't it be tragic and beautiful and romantic for the gardevoirs to follow the same pattern as Rey?

And has Lily ever addressed male gardevoirs? Because gallades are gender-locked to male, but gardevoir can be either.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

I wanna go back to this, because I had a thought.

Why is it so bad that the female gardevoirs live longer... But it's a beautifully romantic thing when Rey kills herself because Aliana dies before her?

Wouldn't it be tragic and beautiful and romantic for the gardevoirs to follow the same pattern as Rey?

And has Lily ever addressed male gardevoirs? Because gallades are gender-locked to male, but gardevoir can be either.

It's a sweet tragedy when Gardevoir ties her life to Lily's, but just annoying if it were a Gallade because eww icky men.

This really just re-raises a lot of questionsa bout the whole mating bond thing. What's the point? Theoretically speaking, in the wild, Gardevoir would be mating with other Gardevoir, which means that there is no lifespan extension and it just ensures that the Gardevoir will die together, which doesn't seem great for the health of the species population. Maybe this is part of the reason the Ralts line is endangered in Lily's world.

Also, she's established that Gallade are rendered sterile by their stone evolution, so a Gardevoir probably wouldn't mate with a Gallade anyway. Of course, all of the Gardevoir we've seen also pair-bond with humans, which whom they also can't naturally mate with...

That and literally every Gardevoir being gay.

Since you asked, she has addressed a single male Gardevoir, Gyra, and he belonged to a trainer named Nikolai, with whom he had established a mating bond. This was the first instance of a mating bond being recognized and the only one so far that's been punished, which I assume is because the participants had the audacity to be men.

Other than that? No. Which isn't surprising. When people asked her about why there are no attempts to repopulate the Ralts population, she said there were basically six Gardevoir on the planet, none of whom were viable (and while she didn't name names, her dismissals can be attributed to every known Gardevoir that's shown up, except for Gyra, who probably died after being forcibly separated from his mate). She's forgotten that other Gardevoir exist, let alone male Gardevoir.


EDIT:

And just having a look at some of the other pages, I once again notice the way she treats Mikaila.

This is the list of nicknames that Lily attributes to herself:

Lil
Sis
Lilypad
Sunshine

For Mikaila?

Mikay
Fucking Nobody
Two-Faced Little Tart
This One

How sweet.

Maybe it's Mikaila's request to kind of poke fun at herself, but Lily hates self-deprecation so why would she allow this and write it into her comic (or at least her wiki)? I wonder.

 

[Ben Laden]

It's a sweet tragedy when Gardevoir ties her life to Lily's, but just annoying if it were a Gallade because eww icky men.

This really just re-raises a lot of questionsa bout the whole mating bond thing. What's the point? Theoretically speaking, in the wild, Gardevoir would be mating with other Gardevoir, which means that there is no lifespan extension and it just ensures that the Gardevoir will die together, which doesn't seem great for the health of the species population. Maybe this is part of the reason the Ralts line is endangered in Lily's world.

Also, she's established that Gallade are rendered sterile by their stone evolution, so a Gardevoir probably wouldn't mate with a Gallade anyway. Of course, all of the Gardevoir we've seen also pair-bond with humans, which whom they also can't naturally mate with...

That and literally every Gardevoir being gay.

Since you asked, she has addressed a single male Gardevoir, Gyra, and he belonged to a trainer named Nikolai, with whom he had established a mating bond. This was the first instance of a mating bond being recognized and the only one so far that's been punished, which I assume is because the participants had the audacity to be men.

Other than that? No. Which isn't surprising. When people asked her about why there are no attempts to repopulate the Ralts population, she said there were basically six Gardevoir on the planet, none of whom were viable (and while she didn't name names, her dismissals can be attributed to every known Gardevoir that's shown up, except for Gyra, who probably died after being forcibly separated from his mate). She's forgotten that other Gardevoir exist, let alone male Gardevoir.

Frankly, with the way Lily has established Gardevoir as a species it's a fucking miracle of nature that they hadn't gone extinct centuries ago. Gallade are infertile betas because Lily doesn't like them, Gardevoir have short lifespans in the wild, most Gardevoir are homosexual and therefore don't reproduce, their only hope are male Gardevoir I guess, but since it seems like Lily loves the idea of the tragic, extinct Gardevoir males probably have micropenises or something so they're not viable, either. They're basically going extinct because they're literally too gay to seek out alternatives.

 

[Stuck Pooh]

Frankly, with the way Lily has established Gardevoir as a species it's a fucking miracle of nature that they hadn't gone extinct centuries ago. Gallade are infertile betas because Lily doesn't like them, Gardevoir have short lifespans in the wild, most Gardevoir are homosexual and therefore don't reproduce, their only hope are male Gardevoir I guess, but since it seems like Lily loves the idea of the tragic, extinct Gardevoir males probably have micropenises or something so they're not viable, either. They're basically going extinct because they're literally too gay to seek out alternatives.

Gotta reproduce like deep sea Anglerfish then.

Once the male finds a suitable mate, he bites into her belly and latches on until his body fuses with hers. Their skin joins together, and so do their blood vessels, which allows the male to take all the nutrients he needs from his host/mate’s blood. The two fish essentially become one.

With his body attached to hers like this, the male doesn't have to trouble himself with things like seeing or swimming or eating like a normal fish. The body parts he doesn’t need anymore—eyes, fins, and some internal organs—atrophy, degenerate, and wither away, until he’s little more than a lump of flesh hanging from the female, taking food from her and providing sperm whenever she’s ready to spawn.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Remember that Gardivor as the equivalent to Mew or Giritina in PokeMadeHouse, and also that Lily’s Gardivor is even more super special awesome than other Gardivor AND she an exclusive one of a kind attack, ect ect.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

When people asked her about why there are no attempts to repopulate the Ralts population, she said there were basically six Gardevoir on the planet

Let's think about all the Gardevoirs in this comic.

You have G, who's mating bonded with Lily.

You have Diantha's Gardevoir, who's mating bonded with Diantha.

You have the Gardevoir who mated with Nikolai.

You have Corazon, who G foced to have a mating bond with a child.

You have Marah, who is confirmed to have made a mating bond with Mikaila.

That's at least 5 Gardevoir who Lily has a weird obsession with giving mating bonds to their humans.

Also, gross.

 

[anliteralidiot]

For fun, here's some fanart. Just general ideas for G and Marah.

G is more stiff, but I still wanted a standard look. She's not focussed on anything, bored. Her leg is showing through her dress to show she's "not like other girls", and to also literally ground her. Also gave her a more ballet-like stance as Gardevoirs are supposedly based on the idea and silhouette of a lead dancer.

Marah is not grounded. I wouldn't ever show her legs, maybe I would give her some jellyfish-like bobs. It gives her airhead personality a physical form! I've also made her more...Steven Universe fat.


Bonnie...complete overhaul. I realized that Bonnie would technically be a ralts, I think.

Spoiler: Pokemon PL

I asked some pokefucker friends how they would write a human + 3 stage evolution child, and they agreed that you would start as the first stage, so why is Bonnie a Gardevoir...

I made her have more clearly defined clothes, and looser hair. To be honest, I don't know if Bonnie is supposed to have to hair tones? Like, if her hair is black and brown? So, the streaks in my version are the green hair that the Gardevoirs have, just sprinkled in. I also just made her Steven Universe shaped for lols.

I fucked up and lined her sleeve wrong, so forgive the obvious retouch.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

Let's think about all the Gardevoirs in this comic.

You have G, who's mating bonded with Lily.

You have Diantha's Gardevoir, who's mating bonded with Diantha.

You have the Gardevoir who mated with Nikolai.

You have Corazon, who G foced to have a mating bond with a child.

You have Marah, who is confirmed to have made a mating bond with Mikaila.

That's at least 5 Gardevoir who Lily has a weird obsession with giving mating bonds to their humans.

Also, gross.
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I don't know whats more disappointing, that the comic seemed to be hinting at it being something bigger than that, or that it was only ever going to be something that benign...or maybe the most disappointing thing is I'm still annoyed at the real reason long term.

 

[Devil-Man]

For fun, here's some fanart. Just general ideas for G and Marah.
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G is more stiff, but I still wanted a standard look. She's not focussed on anything, bored. Her leg is showing through her dress to show she's "not like other girls", and to also literally ground her. Also gave her a more ballet-like stance as Gardevoirs are supposedly based on the idea and silhouette of a lead dancer.

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Marah is not grounded. I wouldn't ever show her legs, maybe I would give her some jellyfish-like bobs. It gives her airhead personality a physical form! I've also made her more...Steven Universe fat.

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Bonnie...complete overhaul. I realized that Bonnie would technically be a ralts, I think.

Spoiler: Pokemon PL

I asked some pokefucker friends how they would write a human + 3 stage evolution child, and they agreed that you would start as the first stage, so why is Bonnie a Gardevoir...

I made her have more clearly defined clothes, and looser hair. To be honest, I don't know if Bonnie is supposed to have to hair tones? Like, if her hair is black and brown? So, the streaks in my version are the green hair that the Gardevoirs have, just sprinkled in. I also just made her Steven Universe shaped for lols.

I fucked up and lined her sleeve wrong, so forgive the obvious retouch.

Lily should hire you. It'd be a great publicity stunt. Can't be any worse than Violate.

In other news, another livestream. Playing Tales of Eternia and Elite Dangerous.

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[thebananaonion]

Funny you should mention that.
She wrote an in-universe reason as to why female Gardevoirs rarely actually mate with Gallades (who are all male).
Gallades are apparently betas who have tiny penises life spans.

So Gardevoir just haaaas to be with Lily.

why is lily infantilizing the gallade? like seriously why are they like a quater of the gardevoir's age on average?
Even i admit that gamewise gardevoir are a more interesting/fun to play with pokemon, and this is coming from someone who loves all of the ralts line equally. its one of my favs, but yeah, gardevoir does outshine gallade in many departments unfortunately. (gards also got a crucial rolls in mystery dungeon games so clearly Gamefreak has their favourite too)
Also remember she got some artist to draw a female version of gallade a while ago because 'eeeeeww males have cooties' or something?

i mean its not poorly made ot anything and i dont mind when fans draw unique versions ofpokemon just the fact it has lily's name tied to it with how spiteful she is of gallade is funny The pixels arent real lily, Gallade whont Psycho Cut you into next wednesday.

most Gardevoir are homosexual and therefore don't reproduce, their only hope are male Gardevoir I guess, but since it seems like Lily loves the idea of the tragic, extinct Gardevoir males probably have micropenises or something so they're not viable, either. They're basically going extinct because they're literally too gay to seek out alternatives.

And i thought lily hated the 'burry your gays' trope. seems to me all homosexual gardevoirs are about to become extinct circa this generation.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Lily should hire you. It'd be a great publicity stunt. Can't be any worse than Violate.

In other news, another livestream. Playing Tales of Eternia and Elite Dangerous.

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Boring Stream overall she's really quiet killing time before a WoW raid.

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Creeps And Only Watched By Pervs and Shut-Ins Supercut.

New Video Preview Star Trek Lower Deck: First Impressions
00:06 - Lily stubs her toe and goes on about it for a bit.
00:48 - Tells a minor (16-year-old) to chill out and that he shouldn't be in her chat.
01:43 - Video Starts
11:22 -Prompted by a request to maybe start a regular podcast, Lily admits she barely has enough strength to keep doing Youtube. She has no interest in diverse revenue streams.

In Other News:
Batch cooking stew ( at least I hope that’s a batch cook for the week ) and fibbing about her weight.

If you want to eat like her.

ETA:

Pure unbridled tism.

 

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Batch cooking stew ( at least I hope that’s a batch cook for the week ) and fibbing about her weight.
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If you want to eat like her.

Ugh, I would really add some more vegetables and fibers to your diet Lily. It's good for you.

She posted the same recipe a couple days ago. Did she then make the same pot a second time? Or is she just posting this again because it didn't get enough (or the right kind of) engagement the first time?

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Dunno, but mixing rice into a stew is very weird to me. It's no big deal really, it's just that you could make a heartier and more compact meal out of the same ingredients. Just mix the roasted onions+peppers+mushrooms+beef+rice together and make meatballs out of it, and cook the meatballs in the pasta sauce. Then you'll have something firm to bite into! You'd even have room to add some vegetables next it! some diced potatoes, cauliflower, root vegetables, squash/pumpkin etc. whatever is in season and therefore cheaper. Or you get them frozen pacs.
Meatballs mixed with lentils or rice are super common in a ton of cultures
I would also advise to make your own tomato sauce out of scratch, because it'll contain less sugar but whatever. Most important is to reduce sugar, carbs and replace them with veggies and fiber.

Good nutrition and exercise help a great deal with depression Lily, you'd feel sexier too, so you wouldn't need to pester your GF's to draw you porn instead.