Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Oh really, it's unwell behavior, Lily??? To hold intense grudges against YouTubers/people over decade old critique?????

Hmmm......

A list, if you will:
JoshScorcher
SaraZ
ContraPoints
Britney
Blake (iirc Blake trooned out, but I only know them as Blake)
Lizzy
Rebecca Sugar
Vivziepop
Patchwork Heart

[Feel free to suggest more that I may not know about or remember]

Well, going by your own logic, Lils, you're deeply unwell, and exhibiting deeply unwell behavior.

Then again, water is wet, the sky is blue, and the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Just like those things don't very often change, Lily will very very rarely not be a hypocrite.
 
Oh really, it's unwell behavior, Lily??? To hold intense grudges against YouTubers/people over decade old critique?????

Hmmm......

A list, if you will:
JoshScorcher
SaraZ
ContraPoints
Britney
Blake (iirc Blake trooned out, but I only know them as Blake)
Lizzy
Rebecca Sugar
Vivziepop
Patchwork Heart

[Feel free to suggest more that I may not know about or remember]

Well, going by your own logic, Lils, you're deeply unwell, and exhibiting deeply unwell behavior.

Then again, water is wet, the sky is blue, and the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Just like those things don't very often change, Lily will very very rarely not be a hypocrite.


"B-But, But they are pieces of shit, they deserve to be hated, and be scorned for what they did. They don't deserve to be forgiven for anything!" - Peet, probably
 
This isn't like a power from a freaking video game. Bloodbending has repercussions that are less than humane, and would leave trauma to the people affected by it. The episode that introduced them made that clear, but of course Peet being a predatory shitbag doesn't think about it because everyone hit the nail on the head "Dark power is cool as hell, and gotta make it be the most powerful."

It just further shows that Peet's inability to understand why heroes, or anybody with two braincells would take one look at this and go "Yeah, this ain't it."

I mean... yeah, that's really the end of it.

Come to think, she loved to try and say "No, bloodbending is actually humane, it's a non-violent solution!" while not actually describing HOW it was a non-violent solution to a natural disaster... and then also turned around and announced that Niva had invented literal acid rain bending so she could mutilate and torture her enemies before they died.

I assume what she was going for was the 'peaceful hero pushed too far, unleashes their dangerous side' -- not dissimilar to Aang going into the Avatar State and just murdering the shit out of Fire Nation soldiers with the water spirit -- but obviously she's sitting there thinking this is sooooo cool people will love AND fear her character, she's so quirky and cute and shy but also willing to kill everybody in cruel and unusual ways, tee hee!



People only bring it up in any worthwhile capacity because TO THIS DAY you find ways to try and shit on Steven Universe even though you said you weren't going to talk about it again, like, three years ago.

You can say whatever you like for however long you like but if anybody else responds THEY are the ones that need a life. Sure.
 
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Me, to my wife: "Can I just leave Minthara, or should I do her quest for this video?" Mikay: "No, save her. She's my fave." Me:
Someone translate.

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Oh really, it's unwell behavior, Lily??? To hold intense grudges against YouTubers/people over decade old critique?????

Hmmm......

A list, if you will:
JoshScorcher
SaraZ
ContraPoints
Britney
Blake (iirc Blake trooned out, but I only know them as Blake)
Lizzy
Rebecca Sugar
Vivziepop
Patchwork Heart

[Feel free to suggest more that I may not know about or remember]

Well, going by your own logic, Lils, you're deeply unwell, and exhibiting deeply unwell behavior.

Then again, water is wet, the sky is blue, and the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Just like those things don't very often change, Lily will very very rarely not be a hypocrite.
Don't forget...

ND Stevenson
Reylo shippers
Hunter fans
Asterion fans
Anime fans
Christie Golden
Anthony Gramuglia
Saiscribbles
Crimsonender
Crispy's Tavern
"B-But, But they are pieces of shit, they deserve to be hated, and be scorned for what they did. They don't deserve to be forgiven for anything!" - Peet, probably
So many of Lily's views can be broken down to "If they did it, it's bad, but if I did it, it's good."
No, bloodbending is actually humane, it's a non-violent solution!
Pictured, the humane inventor of bloodbending.
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It's probably her complaining about having to do things for her wife.
 
Oh really, it's unwell behavior, Lily??? To hold intense grudges against YouTubers/people over decade old critique?????

Hmmm......

A list, if you will:
JoshScorcher
SaraZ
ContraPoints
Britney
Blake (iirc Blake trooned out, but I only know them as Blake)
Lizzy
Rebecca Sugar
Vivziepop
Patchwork Heart

[Feel free to suggest more that I may not know about or remember]

Well, going by your own logic, Lils, you're deeply unwell, and exhibiting deeply unwell behavior.

Then again, water is wet, the sky is blue, and the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Just like those things don't very often change, Lily will very very rarely not be a hypocrite.
You forgot her own sister
 
In video game discourse, when someone criticizes something for being "video gamey" I want to smack them.Of course it's video gamey. You are playing a VIDEO GAME.
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Honestly, that's like complaining that lasagna tastes too Italian, like wtf
Watching companions disapprove when I blatantly lie to and manipulate the shit out of their enemies to achieve THEIR goals makes me miss Kreia.
Comparisons between BG3 and Fallout 3 became a lot funnier after it came out that ex BioWare devs will be making the next Baldur's Gate.Baldur's Gate New Vegas, BABY!
BG3's biggest issue is the sheer number of random skill checks it has, despite 20 years of RPG development wisdom saying "random checks are bad, do not do them you stupid fuck."
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Shadowlands had the unenviable task of trying to make the incomprehensible into something comprehensible. Most of its problems start at BFA, with Sylvanas getting cracked with the villain bat. The story director in charge of that was fired and they handed the reins over to two people who weren't really cut out to fix it.

So you end up with a story of "Uh... Sylvanas was actually working with the dark place she was trying to avoid, and it's lead by someone who is a 5000IQ big brain chessmaster who was secretly behind everything and the dreadlords work for him!" Already it's a difficult story to sell, as a ton of beloved heroes and villains are made into the hapless fools of a brand new OC. An already difficult task was only exacerbated by Steve Danuser's seeming obsession with constant cliffhangers, teases, and lead-ins with very little payoff so much of the story of every patch was a lot of filler with the covenants and very little about the characters people were actually interested in.

The developers unfortunately didn't have the option to just say "Fuck it, BFA didn't happen, go talk to Sylvanas/Anduin to get sent to the Dragon Isles and have an adventure with Alex and Chromie while we rename all the characters the old guy named after himself."

Discussion about Shadowlands is difficult because Horde players will tell you "The problems started with Sylvanas' villain arc" while Alliance players will scream that she was evil the entire time. In reality, different writers bounded back and forth with her. Metzen and Danuser liked Sylvanas as an antihero, while Golden and Afrasaibi preferred her as a one dimensional moustache twirling alien creature, and only one of those was actually interesting.
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What else do you expect people to do?

It's been a decade of progressives trying over and over again to tell people "MAGA is going to hurt you more than it hurts us. This man will rob you blind." Then he had a first term, where he robbed his voters blind. And in 2020, we did all this again. And they voted for him a second time and almost won. Then in 2024 we did all of this again, and they voted for him a third time and got him a second term.

In both his terms they got burned horribly and turned around going 'BWAH?!'

What else is there for us to do other than say "Well... you voted for this. We all told you this would happen. He told you he would do it. It's been this way for ten years. What the fuck did you expect? We tried with you many times. And every time you vote Republican, it hurts you. The burner is hot, take your hand off of it!"

After a certain point it just becomes "Wow you really are this stupid, are you?" They don't just hurt themselves, they hurt everyone else. Why should anyone show any amount of empathy for someone who votes to destroy their lives because they're too stupid to realize their lives will be destroyed as well? It's been this way every Republican administration since Reagan.

You can argue it 'deepens division' but can division really get any deeper? Whether we show empathy, indifference, or glee, they'll be at the voting booth voting red in four years. It doesn't matter what we do. The idea that our actions can change their behaviour is a fallacious one. We have the same fallacy: We can't do "unending empathy" three elections in a row when it's proven it doesn't work.

I call this the Addict's Paradox. People want a solution to their problem that doesn't require exerting the mental discipline to stop doing the thing that hurts you. Republican voters keep voting Republican over and over again expecting shit to change, and then their lives get worse, and they do it again expecting anything different.

The solution to their problems is "Stop voting Republican." It isn't more complicated than that. Stop voting for people who keep hurting you. Stop falling for populist rhetoric. Stop dismissing attempts to warn you about their shit as 'alarmist.'

We can't help people who refuse to help themselves. We can't drag them kicking and screaming into a brighter future.

Small children touching the stove can figure this out: You voted Republican, it hurt you, so don't do it again. If you do it again, you deserve to get burned.
 
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Golden and Afrasaibi preferred her as a one dimensional moustache twirling alien creature, and only one of those was actually interesting.

Yeah, the one that doesn't get you shit on because you hate that you have to keep some stuff to yourself because the novel made her development look at her self and stop blaming others for her misfortunes. Gotta love you are still salty about it. The only thing I know from Shadowlands and BFA is the fact they are fucking horrible, and they retconned a lot of Arthas' background. Which you will not complain because you despise him.
 
“In video game discourse, when someone criticizes something for being "video gamey" I want to smack them.Of course it's video gamey. You are playing a VIDEO GAME.“

Can’t directly reply to ya @ÁchtunaRoll.

But…Lily… what do you mean by this? Are you talking about people who play cinematic heavy games? Are you talking about people who play farming sims and cozy games that have elements that might break immersion? Games that have mini games that don’t make sense and interrupt flow? There are games that feel too gimmicky and thus don't get players into a state of immersion and flow.

Like YIIK and its god awful battle system where a lot of the attacks are mini games in themselves. That can feel too “video gamey”.

“Comparisons between BG3 and Fallout 3 became a lot funnier after it came out that ex BioWare devs will be making the next Baldur's Gate.Baldur's Gate New Vegas, BABY!“

Don’t you mean Obsidian Entertainment Lily? Obsidian made Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas. Plus Fallout 3 was made by Bethesda. (Nitpick I know)
 
Lily only likes video games if they are made by pedophiles or for children in the 2000s.

The fact she's making a video on a game she seems to fucking hate with all her soul just goes to show how she can't let anyone tell her she's wrong or get the last word against her. That D&D twink who made the video about her ROASTED her and it's driving her insane.
 
Lily has had more assassination attempts on her than Castro at this point
And don't forget the multiple people who have raped her. Courtney, (iirc) Lizzy, 3 random dudes at different, unreported times....

I'm tired of people making false rape allegations against people. Lily against Lizzy, against Courtney (when there's proof it was the exact opposite), and three obvious lies. KP against Saberspark. One instance that had me particularly MATI was Hyojin/Squizzy against Slazo. I watched Slazo from the very start of his channel and enjoyed him very much. He was funny, admittedly cute (I was a child, okay?), and did fairly entertaining reddit commentary videos.

I watched his channel and career crumble when the allegations came out. I missed him when he was offline. He made a response to them, and disappeared.

Then it comes out that Hyojin/Squizzy falsely accused Slazo for clout. And it worked.

I'm glad Slazo seems to be doing better now, even if I don't see much of him around anymore.

I will eternally be angry that Squizzy/Hyojin still has a platform on YouTube for her stupid shit stain animations. Granted, her animations are better than mine, but that's because I don't make animations too frequently. I don't post frequently at all. But I fucking hate her for ruining a bright young man's career like that. Does she have a thread, by chance?? I need something to read while I wait for Lorch updates and I'm getting bored with Figtree Funky Furry Nepo Baby's thread. Funny story, I played SL for like a year as a kid, and I saw Maldavius Figtree's ferret ass in the Help Gardens, just like the OP of his thread shows him saying he liked to do.
 
Like YIIK and its god awful battle system where a lot of the attacks are mini games in themselves. That can feel too “video gamey”.

And, in fairness to YIIK, it was literally sold as a post-modernist RPG. The idea that it was self-aware and 'video gamey' was baked into the premise. Nobody serious would ever complain about that aspect of it when it was never pretending to be anything else. (Plus there's enough about that game to complain about anyway.)

When people say 'too video gamey', you hit the nail on the head-- it's about breaking immersion. Loads of games -- predominantly from the late 90s/early 00s -- have some really goofy minigame inclusion that has nothing to do with the rest of the game, but it somehow works because of the moment-to-moment storytelling. FF7 is pretty infamous for things like throwing in a snowboarding section, the entirety of the Golden Saucer, a CPR simulator... but most people don't complain except on reflection because, moment to moment, those things kind of make sense. Why are you snowboarding? To get down the mountain, DUH.

'Video gamey' means shoving in a gameplay style that doesn't really comport with what you're experiencing on the whole. To poke at one of Liy's sacred cows-- Kingdom Hearts has the Hundred Acre Wood, an optional world filled with minigames that have fuck all to do with the broader story and increasingly less and less to do with Winnie the Pooh. 3 is the worst offender by having a single minigame with different levels and minimal gameplay changes, in a Hundred Acre Wood that seems to have been included just because the other two main games had one. That's video game-y-- you're suddenly playing a puzzle game with no real explanation in a world that has nothing to do with anything. Your immersion is broken.

(Honey Slider is dope, though.)

The specific complaint is when it feels like there's a gameplay break just for the sake of gameplay. In the 90s/00s these were thrown in to give the core gameplay -- which was usually fairly basic -- more texture. Developers were afraid that a straight RPG for 60 hours would get boring, or that people wanted to play a variety of games already so why not just have EVERY game in your game as a selling point? (Hi Spyro 3.) When you find yourself in the middle of a rhythm game in your stealth-action platformer and start wondering how you got there? Or playing a visual novel and suddenly you're expected to wind a round of Breakout? That's when it's video game-y.

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Lily saw a term she didn't understand the meaning of and assume she knew what the complaint was instead of asking what people mean by it.

I'd be curious to know which of her beloved games somebody was complaining about. She never does this kind of thing in a vacuum.
 
she can't let anyone tell her she's wrong or get the last word against her. That D&D twink who made the video about her ROASTED her and it's driving her insane.

Yeah, it's that kind of tunnel vision why the Joon video exists and has 1,2 m views at the time of writing. If they stopped trying to be one who dictate the final word on things, then maybe they could've survived. But it's this want to win, and never once allow bygones be bygones why Peet hasn't able to escape from Joon's shadow, and continue to hemorrhage the channel more with each single day. The motherfucker can't stop showing their ass since their ego is that fragile toward the even a single fraction that tells them they are full of shit.

It's why I say Peet wants to be one holding the knife. And each day we cover this assclown, it's not wrong.
 
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In video game discourse, when someone criticizes something for being "video gamey" I want to smack them.Of course it's video gamey. You are playing a VIDEO GAME.
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Honestly, that's like complaining that lasagna tastes too Italian, like wtf
Watching companions disapprove when I blatantly lie to and manipulate the shit out of their enemies to achieve THEIR goals makes me miss Kreia.
Comparisons between BG3 and Fallout 3 became a lot funnier after it came out that ex BioWare devs will be making the next Baldur's Gate.Baldur's Gate New Vegas, BABY!
BG3's biggest issue is the sheer number of random skill checks it has, despite 20 years of RPG development wisdom saying "random checks are bad, do not do them you stupid fuck."
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(takes deep breath)

LILY, THAT'S YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
You're the one who's always complaining about systems in video games. You complain about cutscenes, power systems, worldbuilding, and other RPG staples.
 
LILY, THAT'S YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
You're the one who's always complaining about systems in video games. You complain about cutscenes, power systems, worldbuilding, and other RPG staples.
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Seeing a lot of "Why did X game bomb?" in my Youtube recommendations that always try to make poor sales about the Youtuber's specific issue with the game itself.


It's always a fallacy because quality and sales figures are completely disconnected from each other.
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Show them a pretty character, or a good lighting effect and more likely to "Oooh shiny" their way through their inhibitions. This is pretty much the reason Rockstar still exists as a developer.

Oh sure, let's ignore they have been the pioneers of the video game storytelling, let ignore how much they push the medium of video games in terms of immersion, and atmosphere. The fact you used this example made me discard nearly everything you said after this. Say what you will about them and their handling of GTA and RDR online. But their bases in those games remains solid enough that they are still bought to this date.

You had something going into it, but you managed to shit the bed by picking the worst example imaginable. If you picked something like Avengers 2020 then it would've been more decent. However, the fact you're projecting your own tastes once more and fail to realize that not every game will be a brainless fun time that appeal to you shows that you weren't coming into this with a reflecting thought.

You just wanted to shit on the hottest thing because "Edgelord cool, and contrarian cool." And also that YouTuber point? Assassin's creed Shadows says hi even despite having negative press going into it.
 
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