Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Does anybody have a counter to the claim that she is good at dark souls? if shes actually good at the game then i have no probably with her saying that its the same as kingdom hearts

???

What does this have to do with her being 'good at the game'? I can be good at Puyo Puyo and also be good at Halo and that doesn't mean i'd be correct in saying they're basically the same thing.

Obviously the difference between Dark Souls and KH is a little less extreme, but they are still very different games that demand different playstyles and encourage different experiences from the player.

A Soulsborne game is about methodical advancement. The characters are heavy and attacks execute relatively slowly and leave little room for error-- when you've started your attack or action you're committed, and if you mistimed it and left yourself open to the enemy, you will be punished for it. Enemy attacks range from being catastrophic to outright fatal. This ties in to the feeling that the games are trying to evoke of combatting forces far beyond your mortal capacity and succeeding through observation, patience, and strategy. Death is also an integral part of the games and built into their very gameplay structure.

Kingdom Hearts is a game where you're the Chosen Hero and you get a goofy-ass cool sword that only you can wield and you get to go on colorful wacky adventures with your buddies DONALD and GOOFY and the Heartless are little goofy things that might be a bit spooky or intimidating when you first start out but you rapidly outpace them. The original Kingdom Hearts is a bit clunky, but Sora is plenty maneuverable, his attacks occur quickly, and because the game also incorporates elements of 3D platforming into its world structure Sora is given several levels of movement ability that allow him to move fairly fast, cancel out of combos, incorporate i-frames through special attacks. There is a great deal of emphasis on wave combat, fighting many smaller enemies and having to react quickly versus methodically dealing with smaller numbers of much more dangerous enemies. There is also an opportunity for aerial combat, and later games in the series add in abilities that make aerial combat much more effective, including aerial slides, target locking, and encouraging enemy juggling. Kingdom Hearts generally emphasizes reactionary gameplay (as per Reaction commands, appropriately) where you are constantly moving, executing fast attacks in both melee and magic, canceling out of combos, taking advantage of animation differences between aerial and ground combat. Kingdom Hearts games are all about the transition from Sora as some dumb kid who gets roped into a grand adventure that's utterly out of his depth to being a fast-paced power fantasy. One of the best parts of the second game involves mowing through a thousand Heartless in literally a few minutes.

They are 'the same' in that they are third-person action-RPGs where you fight monsters with weaponry and you have the ability to dodge roll and guard. But the actual mechanics of both games, their execution, and their intention are both vastly different. Maybe some of the skill set transfers, but I'm pretty sure if you actually played either of these games the way you would the other you're going to have a bad time.
 
https://archive.md/sUciu
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Lily's been rewriting her version of the war of thorns and the burning of Teldrassil and apparently in Lily's version Anevay kills Malfurion and then manages to turn Sylvanas away from burning the tree by saying "no wait" and then touching her face or some shit.

For someone who supposedly hates redemption so much this reads a whole hell of a lot like it. Sylvanas wouldn't have burned the tree in game if Malfurion died, its as simple as that (or at least that's the impression I was given in BfA). So the fact that she's writing Sylvanas the exact same way as if Malfurion had never died, doesn't make any sense at all.

Not to mention the savoir complex of having her Alliance champion, Silysa, say that Anevay saved her people. Seriously how daft is she that she can't even recognize how much of a mary sue Anevay is. Anevay one shots Malfurion, kisses the woman who told her to do it, and then is called the savoir of the night elves?? So much of the Anevay story is total bullshit but I honestly cant be assed to read through it all and point out every flaw, but when I check on it every now and again it always slaps me in the face with how awful it is.
 
Reminds me of the time he was pointing out how Derpibooru had like less than one percent of foalcon but it still was baaaaaaaaaaaaad. Couldn't for the life of me recall where I read that one though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjNWxOTzGng (all of this video tbh)

here's where she mentions a percentage.

I hope either one of these videos fits what you were describing, if not, then its all i can find pardon me.

edit: never me-fucking-mind. apparently, i have bad reading comprehension skills as someone got to me before it. At atleast the first video is still quite telling on how much of a hypocrite she is also
 
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it was in the video Glass of Water - Blame and Groom at 12:15 she said that any percentage of minors exposed to inappropriate content is bad and people only speak in percentages when they want to change the subject and minimize the situation so as not to look guilty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHp76fMdEXo
quite the change of values

I'm almost sure it's archived, but I doubt that Lily will delete this specific video
Yeeeeee! Thanks! I knew it was somewhere but couldn't for the life of me figure out where.
 
Okay. More TVT updates.


All of the edits suggested by morpmorp were put onto his main creator page.

As well as...
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WOO! So, Jerry's biggest old shame is present on display on his main, locked creator page. RighteousEliwood3 gave a perfectly valid reason why it should be displayed,
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...which sounds like something a fan would say, but he's trying to add Stockholm onto Jerry's pages. You can't be a fan of Jerry's and buy into Stockholm's legitimacy.

Also tbh I think it'll have the opposite effect at this point

And now morpmorp is gonna have to either deal with the fact that Jerry is a pedo or come up with some BS to try and get the entry taken down, which will likely go unfulfilled. The same moderator that added the edit to Jerry's main creator page also declined a cut request for the original Stockholm page because archives persist.
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Wonder who could have requested that?
 
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In any case, first off, an archive exists, and I think it's fairly recent? It has the Stockholm stuff but not the "Lying Creator" stuff. Not that much was lost though tbh. lol
https://archive.md/NLwpO
Good thing I'm trigger happy with the archive extension.
;)

I figured the original OP was rather outdated and needed either an overhaul or an update. So I figured, why don't I take a crack at it?

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Lily Orchard (formerly Jerry Peet, Lily Peet) is a transgender former brony pedophile lolcow who currently runs a YouTube channel with 100k+ subscribers. She is perhaps best known for her grimdark underage smut MLP fanfiction known as Stockholm (and the controversy that followed its discovery) and for a few popular, prominent video essays, such as Steven Universe is Garbage and Here's Why, and The Legend of Korra is Garbage and Here's Why.


Obvious hbomberguy title ripoffs aside, these videos have both been heavily scrutinized by many different corners of the internet for her bizarre criticisms of the media presented. For instance, she criticized The Legend of Korra for not using the same plot threads and storytelling devices as its predecessor, Avatar: The Last Airbender, but went on to say that it was trying too hard to be like said predecessor. She criticized Steven Universe for containing too much Nazi/Fascist apologia, even going so far as to call Rebecca Sugar, the writer, a fascist, something that has been met with considerable backlash. Lily's response to this backlash, of course, was to whine about her critics, accusing them of lying about her. Nevertheless, each video has garnered over 5 million views, although that might be due to the clickbaity nature of the titles.

Opinion of Lily has aged like milk since the inception of her channel, going from a relatively popular and fairly-liked brony commentator with just a few unsavory opinions to an insane, vindictive sexual deviant whose name is poison in nearly every community she tries to force herself into, including but not limited to: My Little Pony, Steven Universe, GamerGhazi, and others. Much of the discussion around her tends to be mired with controversy, either by her words, things she's done, et cetera. This is unsurprising, of course, since Lily is such a divisive and polarizing character who practically invites you to hate her.

The concept of consistency is completely foreign to Lily, as she tends to be an incredibly hypocritical person when it's convenient for her.
I emphasize, SOME







Very well done! Bookmarked. :woo:
 
Good thing I'm trigger happy with the archive extension.
;)


Very well done! Bookmarked. :woo:
Thanks for the archive 👉:lol:👉

Something kinda bizarre that I just thought of though is that there is zero trace of the edit history for the trivia page, and RighteousEliwood3 posted this
Unfortunately for him...
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after the page was expunged. I know because it was posted after I noticed the trivia page was gone, as I had been keeping occasional tabs on it for updates. So it's weird that they got a near-exact copy of Old Shame even after the Trivia page was taken down.

Either he had an unrefreshed version still open that he was able to copy from or he found the archive you made. Since one of his links in his earlier edits had an archive link, it's very likely he uses archive, but that's just conjecture.


In any case, raise a glass for our hero, who got mention of Stockholm plastered onto a place where Jerry morpmorp can't remove it! :drink:
 
Do we know how Jerry feels about the Superstraight meme that's been going around?

Is his seethe on the same level as the other troons?
 
More things are happening on TVT. I need to play a bit of catch up, so here's a preview or a trailer (or just one standout thing I noticed) before I go at length;

(Also I made an account to make sure the times displayed on TVT are accurate, for me at least)

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Morpmorp says this in relation to a complaint someone had regarding some storyline or joke on Jerry's blog or something (Reminder that I don't read pokemadhouse, so it doesn't concern me all that much). I highlighted that paragraph under there because Jerry posted something on his blog not very long after this comment was made on TVT,

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It says it was posted 12 minutes ago in the archive, which has a timestamp of 01:29 UTC, or 8:29 PM EST, meaning this post was made at around 8:17 PM, barely 20 minutes after morpmorp made that post.

Morpmorp did edit it as well, but they added that bit I highlighted only a few minutes after posting it.
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(The time fucked up again, but that's west coast time, so it's 3 hours behind)

Additionally, morpmorp's second edit was made just a few minutes after that tumblr post was made,
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Just to sum it up, morpmorp made a statement about someone taking jokes made about Pokemadhouse on Jerry's main blog too seriously, and Jerry posts about joke posts ("deliberately cursed text posts") not being canon on his blog very shortly after.

It's incredibly suspect, isn't it?
 
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I might not be as invested in the Lily Orchard stuff as all of you, but let me just put this here.


PLEASE DONT MISGENDER LILY ORCHARD.
It's disrespectful and it makes you like an ass, so please Stop it.
Welcome to the farms. Have a great time!

All you can do is control your own speech. People have their own opinions about cows and their gender/deadnames. If you try to make people comply through moral outrage you’ll end up looking like a retard.
 
I might not be as invested in the Lily Orchard stuff as all of you, but let me just put this here.


PLEASE DONT MISGENDER LILY ORCHARD.
It's disrespectful and it makes you like an ass, so please Stop it.
An Ass? She is literally hated by many LGTB groups. The only people who supports her are their insufferable fans and his inner circle of lewd shit.
Like i said earlier, she doesn't have the right of being called a "human"; i met better trannies in personality and have actual goals in their lifes, unlike this literally piece of shit with human form.
Oh, and kys fag.
 
I might not be as invested in the Lily Orchard stuff as all of you, but let me just put this here.


PLEASE DONT MISGENDER LILY ORCHARD.
It's disrespectful and it makes you like an ass, so please Stop it.
That's all fine and good, but there's a much better reason not to misgender her in general. If by some miracle she responds to something you say, she won't immediately discard it, at least for that. But like Achtuna said, you can only really control your own speech.
By the way, any interesting insights you'd like to offer on Lily, newbie?
 
Lily speaks of Dean Cain as if he were a Far-right fanatic, despite being "very leftist" on social issues and declaring himself independent because he felt that the Republican party did not fully represent his views.

the guy does charity all the time, contributing to hospitals and has already made Superman appearances for children in hospitals and parties that have no media coverage, is a single father and still works as an actor and host with no history of drugs or violence and no complaint about his lack of relevance and appearances. The guy is just doing his job.

I don't know why Lily says he's a "fascist loser" besides the fact that he's conservative, he does more for the world than Lily and that's not even about money. This just proves that Lily really has no opinion of her own, she only receives second-hand information and forms her ideals at the moment and refuses to do her own research on the subject. She has no "healthy emotional distance",

seeing Lily mention Gamegate makes me realize how deadbeat her views really are, just someone like her can still be salty with a dead movement from 9 years ago. And on top of that, right here she encourages bullying and harassment as if they were a solution that would work (when she has more skeletons in the closet than anyone, it would be better not to encourage this tactic)
 
I might not be as invested in the Lily Orchard stuff as all of you, but let me just put this here.


PLEASE DONT MISGENDER LILY ORCHARD.
It's disrespectful and it makes you like an ass, so please Stop it.
This is Kiwifarms m8.

If anyone on this site had a problem with being disrespectful we wouldn't be here.

Furthermore Jerry would never do the same for you unless obligated to by money or the fans that he hates.
 
???

What does this have to do with her being 'good at the game'? I can be good at Puyo Puyo and also be good at Halo and that doesn't mean i'd be correct in saying they're basically the same thing.

Obviously the difference between Dark Souls and KH is a little less extreme, but they are still very different games that demand different playstyles and encourage different experiences from the player.

A Soulsborne game is about methodical advancement. The characters are heavy and attacks execute relatively slowly and leave little room for error-- when you've started your attack or action you're committed, and if you mistimed it and left yourself open to the enemy, you will be punished for it. Enemy attacks range from being catastrophic to outright fatal. This ties in to the feeling that the games are trying to evoke of combatting forces far beyond your mortal capacity and succeeding through observation, patience, and strategy. Death is also an integral part of the games and built into their very gameplay structure.

Kingdom Hearts is a game where you're the Chosen Hero and you get a goofy-ass cool sword that only you can wield and you get to go on colorful wacky adventures with your buddies DONALD and GOOFY and the Heartless are little goofy things that might be a bit spooky or intimidating when you first start out but you rapidly outpace them. The original Kingdom Hearts is a bit clunky, but Sora is plenty maneuverable, his attacks occur quickly, and because the game also incorporates elements of 3D platforming into its world structure Sora is given several levels of movement ability that allow him to move fairly fast, cancel out of combos, incorporate i-frames through special attacks. There is a great deal of emphasis on wave combat, fighting many smaller enemies and having to react quickly versus methodically dealing with smaller numbers of much more dangerous enemies. There is also an opportunity for aerial combat, and later games in the series add in abilities that make aerial combat much more effective, including aerial slides, target locking, and encouraging enemy juggling. Kingdom Hearts generally emphasizes reactionary gameplay (as per Reaction commands, appropriately) where you are constantly moving, executing fast attacks in both melee and magic, canceling out of combos, taking advantage of animation differences between aerial and ground combat. Kingdom Hearts games are all about the transition from Sora as some dumb kid who gets roped into a grand adventure that's utterly out of his depth to being a fast-paced power fantasy. One of the best parts of the second game involves mowing through a thousand Heartless in literally a few minutes.

They are 'the same' in that they are third-person action-RPGs where you fight monsters with weaponry and you have the ability to dodge roll and guard. But the actual mechanics of both games, their execution, and their intention are both vastly different. Maybe some of the skill set transfers, but I'm pretty sure if you actually played either of these games the way you would the other you're going to have a bad time.
The context of the tweets was obviously from a gameplay perspective, not counting lore, art style or whatever.

See what you said? "Maybe some of the skill set transfers, but I'm pretty sure if you actually played either of these games the way you would the other you're going to have a bad time." If she does manage to be good at dark souls that means your point is disproven
 
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More things are happening on TVT. I need to play a bit of catch up, so here's a preview or a trailer (or just one standout thing I noticed) before I go at length;

(Also I made an account to make sure the times displayed on TVT are accurate, for me at least)

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Morpmorp says this in relation to a complaint someone had regarding some storyline or joke on Jerry's blog or something (Reminder that I don't read pokemadhouse, so it doesn't concern me all that much). I highlighted that paragraph under there because Jerry posted something on his blog not very long after this comment was made on TVT,

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It says it was posted 12 minutes ago in the archive, which has a timestamp of 01:29 UTC, or 8:29 PM EST, meaning this post was made at around 8:17 PM, barely 20 minutes after morpmorp made that post.

Morpmorp did edit it as well, but they added that bit I highlighted only a few minutes after posting it.
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(The time fucked up again, but that's west coast time, so it's 3 hours behind)

Additionally, morpmorp's second edit was made just a few minutes after that tumblr post was made,
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Just to sum it up, morpmorp made a statement about someone taking jokes made about Pokemadhouse on Jerry's main blog too seriously, and Jerry posts about joke posts ("deliberately cursed text posts") not being canon on his blog very shortly after.

It's incredibly suspect, isn't it?
I was thinking about why Liliana suddenly cared about declaring that the chat post are not canon and with this supposed sockpupptet account talking about "cursed text posts", I know now what it is: she means that stupid post where the joke dragged for way too much and the punchline was that G took advantage of an underage C!Liliana that was drunk and sad during prom night. We have an archive of that somewhere here and we all agreed it was not funny, it was way too long (a problem that she already had on Stockholm) and the implications were on the same gross level as the entire Violate arc.

My bet is that she realized way too late how bad that particular post looked and is using "they're not canon, they're meant to be shitposting!" as an excuse to save face. Those post were not evidence of the disgusting nature of those characters or how bad of a comedian Liliana is, they're meant to be "deliberately cursed" and that means anyone who has any criticism about it just didn't understood the joke.

Someone could think this as another piece of connection between Liliana and this overly earger fan, since Liliana's the only person I have seen who consistently refers to any insinuation of G and C!Liliana fucking as cursed (and you're never meant to notice how much Liliana just keep pushing it on the text anyway). Not even the fans who follow the comic do.
 
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