Jew Types

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

most of the jews I've known IRL were like "dang, I wish they'd let me on the international jew conspiracy, I'm just fucking around doing shit work at a store"
is that a specific jew?

yes in the sense that the NBA is mostly black but most black people aint in the NBA

most jews arent connected, but most connected people are jewish!

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

most of the jews I've known IRL were like "dang, I wish they'd let me on the international jew conspiracy, I'm just fucking around doing shit work at a store"
is that a specific jew?

Edomites. They're the we-wuz-kangs of jews.

 

[kangaroo teller]

troonjoos

 

[GlassHammer]

christian zionists

 

[DeathsHeadFred]

I can't believe no one has brought up self-hating jews

 

[McMitch]

Cryptojews

Do the different types have a rock-paper-scissors-style matchup chart? Like Pokémon?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Rare Deepwater Jews

Mountain Jews

I remember seeing these in memes a lot, but I thought there was some kind of deeper meaning to the labels. Anybody here know?

 

[DeathsHeadFred]

I remember seeing these in memes a lot, but I thought there was some kind of deeper meaning to the labels. Anybody here know?

The Deepwater Jew came from SA. The Mountain Jew is a reference to some dumb jew broad that keeps suing null.

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/fur-trapper-promise/

 

[Justin Igger]

The only Jew I ever met was a chap named Sam Levine (shocker right?) He was pretty cringe and wore zuba pants everyday so he could practice his martial arts. I always thought he was just lying but I did indeed see him fight off like 3 dudes much later. He had one’s leg in his hands and spinning him around! He was alright.

 

[Lou Bega]

 

[MauMau]

How could you forget fruit jews?

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Space Jews

Like Vulcans?

My favourite ones are also Ayn Rand-type jews, for the entertainment value.

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

 

[three_little_rats]

Shapeshifting Jews.